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  • Lars is a toilet. Nuff said...

  • lars is a fucking idiot and all of you people defending him can fucking shuv it, I'm a guitar player before anything but i can drum lars under the table his songs are boring and lifeless grow some balls

  • Hey whats wrong with him still? I love Metallica, I love Lars. He is very good drummer and fuck you!...

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  • HATE VIDEO

  • Well, he isn't the worst, but not in the race for top 50...

  • I love how you aren't even a Metallica fan and can yet say that they suck, and on top, Lars sucks? You really have no understanding of music then, because if you did, then you would KNOW that Lars does not suck, he is one of the best, and most influential drummers that has ever been! Can you play the drums like he does, make so much money, fame, and be counted as one of the best drummers in the world? Can you? I think we all know the answer to that.

  • Hey fuck you ! Lars can drum your ass up you looser ! They are writing a song he is composing dumpass

  • Omfg all you assholes saying lars sucks, like really need to get a dick shoved in their ass. First of all he doesnt not suck. Cover dyers eve, or blackened on drums and then talk shit. I bet half of you fuck holes cant even cover an ac/dc song. Lars may not be the best,but he definitely doesnt suck. So whoever uploaded this. Clearly. Doesnt have a life. So fuck off.

  • @Deathlylollipops So. Angry. You know the sad thing is, it's only funny because it's true. You're only mad, offended, whatever you want to call it - because it's true. Oh my God. Lars managed to pull off TWO mildly complicated songs in a recording studio, with an unknown amount of time to do it. Cool. Story. BRO.

  • I personaly dont think that their should be drums for that part.

  • here are 2000 people not liking lars, on the videos published by many, it is 10000 likes or more (on many songs)

    so I think you all that liked this vid is screwed

  • NO, he dosen't suck, you found 1 video!

    where are all live shows and videos where he play good?

  • @simsom4343 There are few, he's known for repeatedly making mistakes.

  • wow, you found one video where he plays bad?

    you left all songs where he plays amazing!!!

  • @simsom4343 Only on the engineered recordings...

  • ...(continuation), travelled around the world and actually created some legendary metalmusic on the way, at least in the early years.

    What do YOU do, exept hanging around and worshipping satan (with you as "cult leader")with your teenage, homofobic Beavis & Butthead friends from down the street?

    You really must have a full and rich life. So much better than Lars' ;-)

  • Yeah! He just simply suck´s on drums... at least he has James and Kirk

  • Lars doesn't deserve a spot on the list over the best 100.000 Hard Rock/Metal etc. drummers of all time, have to agree with you on that one.

    But there is something very tragic about the fact that a "man" at the age of 31 still has the need to call himself "churchofsatan" and citisize someone the way you do.

    Lars made (and still makes) loads of money, probably screwed more girls Than you have in the whole of your Playboy/Penthouse/Hustler collection,....(continues)

  • Agreed - Lars is a really bad drummer for sure!!!!

    Sorry that Metallica doesnt have an musically inclined and skilled drummer

    to aid in the song making process! Prounding the drums isnt music!

  • metallica shreds?

  • lol @ fanboys having to pretend it's not real.

  • wtf ever fuck you damn

    the worst drummer

  • @churchofsatan23 They all have children. Those 4 words destroyed your whole argument... for eternity.

  • worst my drummer of all time

  • Your mother sucks, because she was born you....

  • drum role? hahaha and yes hes bad but have you not seen meg white from the white stripes....

  • Obviously this guy hates Metallica. He shouts fuck and you don't hear it till his mouth is closed. Dead give away that its a fake. Even if its him playingits not the original

  • hahahahahah

  • play stock lars

  • A couch surfing bum > Lars Ulrich at drums

  • i miss DIO

  • HA. JEANYUS ! MADE MY DAY !

    LARS IS A PUD.

  • Dear Uploader, or i can say, tard. i can see u have hever been in real studio, and thats how actually drums sounds durning the gig, so stfu and remove the video

  • If it was really that bad do you think they would release the vid? Just havin a laugh thats all! Has anybody seen Spinal Tap?

  • Yeah uh ok. Perhaps, after watching this clip, you could think of watching some of his drum solos. If this video isn't actually fake, then it is by any means put in the wrong context.

  • "Metllica", brilliant, I died there

  • This video is right on point, Metallica used to be the shit, like their talent pool dried up and everyone else has left them behind. Lars being the worst of all!

  • that explains how much you know.this is st anger.the worst album in their line.listen to master,ride, and justice to get a taste of some real shit.go and die man.

  • I don't even play drums and I'm pretty sure I could pull that off. Lars Ulrich should take up the triangle.

  • watch he whole fucking documentary !

    

  • Does no one see what he was going for here? He was trying to be creative, and no one appreciates it. He's not the most technically proficient drummer, but he is pretty groovy.

  • @TheSentinel909 no sir. lars just plays beats for 5 year old kids. his style is so far away from a metal drummer like Rebecca Black from good music

  • It's taken them 25 years to realize Lars has always been their weak link? Fuck.

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  • Kirk hammet dandonse en facepalm? que no mame... sus solos me hacen hacer lo mismo a mi

  • @churchofsatan23 fucking troll faggot. You aint getting likes!

  • Obviously fake, this isnt even funny.

  • @RadioActiveMichigan

    It's not fake. It's off their documentary, I think the St. anger one, not sure. Watch it and you'll see for yourself.

  • lars in one horrible person, i used to think he was a good drummer, saw a dvd of him and he was just a stuck up asshole, now i cant stand him

  • FUNNY SHIT!!!

    

  • @churchofsatan23 And you have appaerently never been drunk before, right?

  • fuck off, he was trying new shit being ORIGINAL!

  • also this video is shit made by hater, cut by lines out of context (like the one by jason), thus fuck you

  • its not his fail, its him refusing to play with song hi didnt wrote, didnt like, or whatever fucking reason, Lars can fail badly but this is not the case, he is doing it to piss off james

  • what a bunch of tossers,so how many albums have you haters released? where can i see your amazing drumming? fucking dickheads....cant believe some fuckwit actually took the time to make this video....how sad is your life dude you should proberly blow a 12gauge

  • @imonane i fully back your suggestion

  • @imonane

    so you're only allowed an opinion on something unless you yourself have done it before ?

    not allowed an opinion on food unless you are a chef ? not allowed an opinion on a film unless you are a director ? not allowed an opinion on gay porn unless you take it up the rear ?

    now do you realise how retarded your logic is ?

  • jealous much?

  • In fact he is, he is a really piece of shit

  • okay... he isn't the best drummer in the world, but "METALLICA ARE HOMOSEXUALS"...? Really? do you seriously want to sink that low...

  • Kirk at 1:30 HAHAHAHHAHAHA! :D He's so CUTE!!! <3

  • Lars Ulrich made 2672 youtube accounts and disliked this video

  • Lars Ulrich made 2672 youtube accounts and disliked this video

  • I'm signing under this statement using my both hands and legs. Lars, despite of all his influence on Metallica's music, style and ohter shit, is a terribble drummer. He's the worst drummer I've heard in any metal (??) band. It amazes me of how such a hopeless musician could create a great band like Metallica.Lars' main objective in almost every song is to destroy a crash cymbal and to hit the snare as hard as he can.Nothing more.He's no match for any other drummer. To put it simply - Lars sucks.

  • @zniesmaczony Are you better ? you cock sucking cunt motherfucker looks like your mom sticked a fucking dildo so up into your ass that hit your brain to say something like that you fucking bitch

  • @METROIDROCKSXP98 that you Lars? Sorry, didn't mean to offend you. Just stating the fact.

  • @zniesmaczony and he's arrogant.

  • Haters...people who can't do....shit on those that can...Metallica is nothing without Lars !!!

  • 0:05 the sound is not out of sync... he always looks like that.

  • to be fair that riff is pretty uninspiring too

  • I respect Lars only because he founded Metallica and was a very good drummer years ago, but now no comment. If it wasn't for James, Metallica would be a sinked ship!

  • Are you guys serious? I know he is not the best drummer, but this video is as fake as Paris Hilton's boobs and you can see that looong way. And Metallica are homosexuals? Seriously dude, get a life! If you are supposed to criticize then at least stay to the case.

  • soooo true, soooo true. WE HATE METALLICA

  • when you composing it's worst than copying.

  • This is what writing songs is about. This would be the early stage of a demo or something I'd imagine. Its the equivalent of writers block. NO ONE is perfectly good at what they do ALL THE TIME. Have some common sense.

  • If you fuckers don't like metallic a. Why are you on this video??? Fucking kids...

  • so this is what people do when their bored xD oh some sad people.

  • Lars IS a total arse!! but being a fellow drummer, I have many a time sat with a puzzled expression on my face as a guitarist plays a boring, beatless riff to me and I try to work out an original beat to make it interesting and not just settle for a "solid beat" as james says. To all assembled it would look like I was in trouble for a while.... until it would click into place in my head and I'd unleash a killer bit of drumming!!

  • I think kirk sucks more than lars... like whats the fucking point of keeping kirk when all his solos fucking suck ass?

  • some of lars early drumming is actually amazing, for example battery or...well ok thats about the only one i can think of haha!

  • Lar is bad ass. This video proves NOTHING! Listen to the albums and watch concert vids. If this video was representative of how he plays routinely, he would have never made it into the band much less be with them for almost 30 years!

  • Lol. This guy is terrible. Mike Portnoy is so much better....

  • @Chavhunter1000 OF COURSE!!!!!

  • Thank YOU!!!! Finally people realize he is garbage!!! He sucks so bad, Ive been playing drums since I was 7, now 21, guarantee Im better than this asshole.

  • Even the brightest lights stop shining from time to time.

  • are u fucking idiot making music is not so easy bich !

  • dude he's not apart of the big four for nothing. one of the guys that originated thrash. fuck you haters, keep hatin. like to see you play thrash better than him.

  • lol it is funny because the guitarists has a video just like this

  • I was reading a book titled simply "The 100 Greatest Metal Guitarists." James Hetfield was of course very high on the list and the few pages written about him started off by saying, "Metallica has often been known as a band made up of three exceptional musicians and one mediocre one." Ouch...

  • So many lulz

  • Give me a YEASHYEAH!! Metallica suck, give me your worst 14 year olds!!

  • omj lars sucks sooooooooo bad

  • no way, I'm much worse

  • escuchame salame, yo odio a lars, pero date cuenta que esta buscando tocar a contra tiempo, a mejor dicho dar vuelta la bateria, pero claro vos sos un inepto que solo escucha musica no la reconoce

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  • Lars might not be the best drummer ever, maybe he's even a really bad one... but - he's the soul of the band, while James is the heart! No Lars, no Metallica - no Metallica, no Lars! nuff said

  • Paul Bostaph .. would eat him alive .. !!!

  • they are all amazing, and i would like any of you to say your better, cause if you were, you would be as far as they are, so you all fucking suck asshole

  • Problem is everyone in Metallica is gay.

  • 2,333 has a smaller wallet than lars

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  • 1:28 Kirk face palm

  • all the dislikes are kids who think metallica is the greatest band to see the face of the planet. all the likes are people who give a fuck about music.

  • I'm 15, and could honestly make Metallica such a better band if I was drummer.

    I barely even play drums either, im a guitarist,

    but that guy has NO sense of rhythm or time signature atall...

  • 1:28 facepalm

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  • They really sucks, I just think they're money hungry sellout faggots.

    And lar's a fucking table

  • DUH! At the St Anger album Lars is really shitty indeed! Man, it's all like a blindfolded monkey playing the drums. :)

  • Metallica is Legend ---- Legend is Metallica..

    YOU are nothing! ---- Nothing is YOU!

    This shit of video is cuts of some parts of a Dvd called "Some Kind Of Monster",then is not the real story.. Asshole!

  • he is the worst indded

  • Err, whilst I agree that Lars is not the best drummer in the world, if you put this in context with the whole of the documentary, he's actually trying to be inventive in playing around the beat. James didn't like it because it didn't come out well, but at least he was experimenting with something different.

  • Hater, let me hear you drum chops Bro....Song writing is a process...Also a little drama thrown in for the movie's sake...You dope!!!

  • Lars is terrible and very very lucky.

  • LARS IS A GOOD DRUMMER. he cant hold a candle to buddy rich or neil peart but who can? Lars is good and the perfect drummer for metallica

  • what song are they trying to play

  • Metllica hahahaha

  • The vid is messed up, but let's be fair, Lars is respectable for the founding of the most popular band in history, not for his drum skills. Lars is not even a good drummer and ppl saying the opposite, they have no idea what metal or either drums mean.

  • Sounds like he was not feeling it!!

    --Thundersticks

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome video!

  • amazing. he forgot how to play. I particularly liked his work on master of puppies....

  • Look, I don't like Lars. I think he's not an original drummer, and an asshole. But making a video and name it "Metallica are homosexuals" is the most stupid thing ever.

  • i love metallica and i know for a fact that lars isnt close to being the best drummer in the world but who cares, theyve been mediocre since and justice for all anyways.

  • While Lars is indeed a horrendous drummer and likely a horrendous person, the uploader of this video has the intelligence of a pile of petrified shit. And I knew that BEFORE the "check out my other video called METALLICA ARE HOMOSEXUALS" text appeared on my screen.

    Seriously dude. You're a fucking idiot. Do yourself a favour and never make another video as long as you live.

  • I myself doesn't like Lars much but dude, you are a complete idiot for putting this video up. If you don't realise this is meant to be a joke, you yourself are a worse joke. Also as bad as Lars could be, he is still a better drummer than you could ever be with that tiny brain of yours.

  • worst drummer my ass /watch?v=c571hgE91Ik

  • Whether actually bad or edited (and I don't care about that here) ..........Really?

  • This video is a chop up of scenes from Some Kind of Monster.

    Some transparency would be good

  • hi im lars ulric and this is jackass

  • LARS SUCK THE KIRK'S PENIS

  • just kidding:p

    

  • lars is the reason Metallica is not my favorite band. I love everyone else and i think cliff is the best bass player of all time but lars is in my opinion the number one most overrated drummer.

  • @TheIzzeCream Cliff was good, but Rob is actually the most talented bass player in Metallica!

  • @TheIzzeCream Umm overrated? I don't think anyone has never said that he is a great drummer.

  • @YoLpIsBest yes that's true, even james and everyone has said he isn't a great drummer, but in this time there are to many fanboys that actually think he's one of the best.. LOOOOOOL

  • @TheIzzeCream If you think Cliff is the best Bass player of all times you should be considered legally retarded.

  • @riojurkin he is totally overrated just beacuse he is dead

  • @riojurkin YE JOHN MYUNG IS THE BEST :)

  • @GuitarAndWow I'll accept it.

  • @TheIzzeCream You need to learn my about music if you think he's the best of all time. I love him yes, he's one of my biggest musical influences but I disagree with that.

  • @TheIzzeCream While he might be overrated you need to know that he has never ever (AFAIK) said that he is good himself, someone thought so and it was written everywhere but it was satements made by other people. So I wonder why he should suffer because of what someone else said/wrote? It is that persons opinion.

  • @TheIzzeCream LOL have you even seen other bass players? John Myung is the best bassplayer of all time and no one will ever come close to his skill.

    just fucking take a look and im sure you'll agree with me. fucking retard.

  • @testwordz oooh playing fast that makes you the best at your instrument. just because you play fast doesnt make you best. cliff made stuff that bass players of his time never had done. his bass solos was so fucking original for his time and the songs he and hetfield wrote makes that noone will ever come up to his potential!

  • @TheIzzeCream i never said anything about playing fast. John myung is the techincally strongest bass player, by far.

    no one comes close to him, in any aspect. you're clearly a dumb fuck just like the rest of the metallica fans out there. metallica is what kids listen to, people new to metal who just refuse to fucking go deeper and find some bands they like. metallica is just as mainstream as katy perry and madonna.

    you only say cliff is the best bass player because you know noone

  • @TheIzzeCream Defo, His shiiiiiiiiiiit

  • 1:28..... kirk´s facepalm.... priceless....

  • i dont like him, but he isnt bad -.-

  • i was just browsing the comments to this vid and somehow it's a slapfight between a drummer and a rapper, what the actual fuk?

  • @Neximuz Because I bashed the "music" known as (c)rap, I was questioned on my ability to do it, when I don't even listen to it. And simply because some douche thinks he is certain Lars is a bad drummer, and thinks anyone who thinks otherwise is "a dumb fuck". I based that on his liking of such filth. So, that's how that came about. There's absolutely no comparison to drumming, or rapping. I honestly think that one takes more talent (drumming) than the other takes almost none at all (rapping)

  • @DrummerFromHell1 and you're wrong. I do both. i dont need to speculate on which one is harder or which one requires talent or which one takes more musicality. I HAVE DONE BOTH FOR OVER A DECADE! im telling you learning to improvise in rap IS harder than on any of the other 4 instruments i play. if you're too stubborn or dumb to accept the findings of someone with 10 years of experience vs. ur 0, you arent educated enough. i dont give a shit if u like it or not but know its a skill and art form

  • 2:03 metllica roflewokrjij

  • This video is chopshopped way too many times, and only in such a way for a bandwagon hater to make someone out to be something their not. Grammy's, Hall of Fame induction, Numerous, top selling albums, and biggest metal/hard rock act in the world... What band has accomplished that with a "shitty" drummer? NO ONE!! It's never happened, and it never will. Lars is a better drummer than people think. Even the asshole who made this ridiculous video. The haters are all bandwagon jumpers. That's all

  • @DrummerFromHell1 you're a dumb fuck

  • @whitechapel131 I'm actually rather educated. But please, enlighten me on what would classify me as a dumb fuck? Clearly, I know where there's real talent, and don't jump on bandwagons. So, that must make you smarter than me? I'll bet that you're just a high-school kid with no musical knowledge... or ANY knowledge what so ever, since you're so convinced that I have no mental capacity which is obviously much greater than yours...

  • @whitechapel131 Oh I just looked at your profile, and anyone that doesn't think Lars is a bad drummer, is a dumb fuck? But you like rap..... Really? Rap? That's not even music! Just as I suspected, no musical knowledge at all... Listen child, educate yourself before insulting my knowledge in metal, talent, and drumming, which you obviously have no room to comment on any cause you're... well... retarded. So strap your helmet on tight, strap on your velcro shoes, run for the hills special Ed

  • @DrummerFromHell1 yeah. not interested in the ability of lars at all, but im not letting u belittle someone because of their appreciation of rap. before u start assuming things about me i'll tell you that i have been a gigging musician in jazz, rock, funk, latin, and gospel since 8yo, play drums, guitar, bass and my first instrument was the steel drums. I also RAP. now ur entitled to ur opinion but if u cant see the musicality in rap perhaps ur closer to whitechapel131's description than u think

  • @millmaxy Musicality in rap? Seriously, to call recycled beats from a machine, and just pretty much talk gibberish into a mic, that's considered music? Kudos to the talents you do have, but rapping is definitely not a talent. Hell, Nirvana, sucks just the same. Same with that Fred Durst fuckhole. You can't spell crap without rap... And in no way am I like that little whitechapel dude, he's another bandwagon jumper, just in it to fit in. Whether you "let" me or not, my views aren't changing

  • @DrummerFromHell1 so could YOU rap? can you pick a topic, make cohesive statements relating to said topic including simile, metaphor, free association techniques, and play on words, with said statements having a rhythm, cadence and punctuation all within a finite period of time and in a way that fits the character of a particular beat and would compliment the styles of the other accompanying rappers? i sincerely doubt that. freestyle is 100% harder than learning drums, garunteed

  • @DrummerFromHell1 rap is about lyrical emphasis. i wouldnt expect a drummer to understand lyrics, most drummers have trouble stringing words together in a sentence :)

  • @langestock kind of like our friend lars here, he has huge amounts of trouble finishing sentences

  • @langestock i appreciate the help, but im a drummer too ya know

  • @langestock Actually speaking English is something I do well. Lars, is also from another country, where English, was not the primary language. Either way, I don't bother with rap, I don't listen to it. I don't appreciate it. If I have to give ANY credit, to ANY rappers, it would be (as much as I hate him too) Eminem, simply because he writes decent lyrics, and the way he raps them, and Bone, Thugs N Harmony, for the same reasons. But at any rate, to stick on subject, Lars is NOT a bad drummer.

  • @DrummerFromHell1 all very good points. I think lars just doesnt practice as much as a pro (as in gets paid for it) drummer should. dont really have much to add apart from that

  • @DrummerFromHell1 i would also implore you to educate yourself. drums is my main instrument (played for 15 years) and, uh, lars isnt even in my top 50, maybe even 75. and metallica makes songs that one (and me personally) would learn for your middle school recital. theyre not very innovative. but i digress. i dare you listen to the roots, outkast, nas, bone thugs', the grouch, eminem, twista, talib kweli and tech n9ne and then tell me rap isnt music and liking it is proof one doesnt know music!

  • @millmaxy I'm educated enough. I don't need to give myself a headache listening to that bullshit. And yes, it's all bullshit in my opinion, that doesn't make me any less educated. I know what I'm doing, I know what I know, you however, do not know what I do. I have a pretty extensive knowledge in the things I do for my age. Again, just because you don't think he's a good drummer, doesn't exactly mean, he's a bad drummer, in YOUR OPINION, he is, but that doesn't make it a fact.