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  • Projectile vomiting LMAO XD

    I loled hard at all those preferences you throwed out while he neglected them.

  • Neds the best, No Homo.. BA!!!

  • "do you take trade-ins?" lol

  • "we don't have don king afro pubic hair"

    im never getting one now

  • Asian dolls that makes sense!

  • @TheIkawatay I have an Asian doll check out my channel if you wish.

  • @MishaKirra yo da man!

  • @TheIkawatay Lol thanks man.

  • this was fucking brilliant

  • After video finished I didn't know which next video to watch

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yess

  • Who is Ned? Is he on facebook?

  • Just give me plain ole head lmfaooo

  • LMFAO NED IS AWESOME.Some of these guys take these things to far though and treat them like real people and everything. They need to just learn how to get girls, read this book: alturl . com / sbajo

  • does she come with wool on her back so i can pretend im fucking a sheep hahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahaha­h

  • hahahahahaahha finally found this prank call!!!!! was on blue planet radio

  • LMFAO!!!!!

  • "eyes would be a nice touch" bahahaha!

  • id like a blind woman

  • This nigga is funny

  • I love how the dude was totally professional about the whole thing

  • Tubby asian with blue eyes, black skin and afro hair, my kind of woman.

  • 4000$ is more than my last whore.

  • this is aweful ahhahahahahahahaaha

  • Funniest thing I've ever heard! XD

  • "Jesus Christ! So much for my dream woman..."

  • Eyes would be nice.

  • ROFL XD

  • Id love me a blind chick

  • 3 anal rofl

  • "Eyes, yeah, that'd be a nice touch...." :D

  • this is the best shit everr epic guy funny as fuck

  • 3 breast LOOOOOOOOOL

  • lol no fingernails

  • I hope she is not emancipated shopaholic taking antidepressants

  • @SlavaSvarogu I think you meant emaciated...

  • @Erniesduck123 yes thx

  • "does she come with wool on her back so i could pretend im fuckin' a sheep" OMG LMFAOOOOOOO

  • "four thousand you would think i can get an afro"

  • @mrDonVito19 And in 50 years she'll look exactly the same.... assuming you've cleaned her every time.

  • lol, 2 heads

  • "yes she must give head. That's very important to me." lol

  • get a 20 dollar blow job and save your money.

  • Must really give head. lol

  • i got my real doll a year ago and im still happy with that.i ordered last month a jayden james replica version.cant w8 to fuck that doll.dudes if u dont have money for a real doll or dont want to get i sugest u to get one.trust me..u wont regret it.those dolls r so real.better than women.u fuck em any time u want and they dont talk a bit

  • @itachiitachi1946 No offense, but that sounds beyond creepy.

  • @maphitha1 he just can't get any chicks

  • LMAO $4000!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • Lmao...seriously though,for four thou,you should be able to get the damn thing however you want it.I would've liked to have seen the one he requested.lol XD

  • Sometime in the future long after we are dead people would use these dolls a lot more than they use regular women just cuz of the way women act at times. Besides some of these dolls are hotter than actual women

  • HA HA HA 3 anal holes haha !

  • LOL

  • lmfao

  • isnt that jessica simpson?

  • i lol'd

  • Ya gotta be pretty desperate to fuck a doll ! ha ha ha ha

  • @nicktesla45 Well think of it this way. At least this ones don't nag. lol

  • @emmthreejonny I may reconsider when they come out with real android types that can move and fuck back and moan like the real thing ! That is just to much to pay for a stuffed doll !

  • lol the salesman sounds just as crazy as this guy. i'd love to work there it sounds hilarious.

  • Pubic Hair.

    Pubic Hair?

    Pubic Hair.

  • 2:40 LMFAOOOO

  • GAGAG HGAHAHA FAT BITCH

  • lol hahahahaha

  • HAHAHAHAHAH 4:42

  • LOL this is so funny

  • hahahaha who is this guy??!!

  • lol towards the end, you know the call wasn't getting anywhere, "i wanna fuck your mom". lol.

  • I want one that looks like Paul Walker !

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  • XD!!!

  • Women will eventually be unnecessary.

  • @PapGripDezi Men are already unnecessary! XP

  • @Asperuaca

    lol

  • so i can pretend that im fucking a sheep ! LMAO !!

  • 0:33 "They're all very good"

    I love how he says that lol

  • @hanspeterpitsch Sounds like Flanders :P

  • Hahaha. So fucking funny!

  • I WANT 1 a fat BITCH with 2 heads thats half black and half asian

  • @TheKadeSkywalker with three tits XD

  • Hilarious. Monkey Tail? hahah hahaha hah ha hah ah hah ah ah ah

  • do you guys take trade ins? i got 30 in the back...

  • funny as hell

    

  • [does the eyes come off i'd like to poke the eyes out, cuz i like a blind bitch] EPIC lol

  • @mrDonVito19  Only half would be a good deal.

  • HHAHAHA best crank call ever!

  • omg i fuckin love ned

  • oh man that just made my day xD

  • @ChupacabraMaquina cool story bro.

  • lawl

  • hopefully she has nipples unlike barbie or thats a waste of $4000.....

  • These things go for $6000+ per doll! I'll start saving up my allowance NOW!

  • DO NOT drink anything hot while listening to this - put down the coffee, whatever, especially if you're sitting next to someone who's also listening to Ned working on finally hooking up with the perfect woman (sans afro)

  • SOLD!!!!!

  • This is like watching Cranck Yankers LOL!

  • lol haha who would buy those.

  • haha the end made me laugh the hardest

  • ill take 20!

  • "You can spare me the fuckin commentary".......Lmao oooo my god!

  • I cant remember the last time i laughed so much, ROFL!!!

  • They should make a Ned love doll...lol. BUBBA ARMY!

  • BTLS 4 life yall.....please syndicate in Colorado....cuz uncle nasty sucks on kpbi

  • no finger nails lmaaaaaaaao this is soo funny

  • That shit's funny!

  • Haha don king afro pubic hair!

  • Funnyest shit I ever watched

  • 4 thousand dollars u would think i could get a fuckin afro LOL!!!

  • this response was written 5 mins after watching because i can't stop laughing at the ending. Ned, you're a legend

  • To fucking funny!!!!!

  • LMAO!! This video is so hilarious I had to hear this again. The end is the funniest! Great prank! 5 stars!

  • Do you got a doll that looks like your mom cuz I really want to fuck her lmao

  • "does she come with wool on her back so I can prentend like I'm f**king a sheep?" XD lmao..

  • @warteck18 Yeah & 'can i have her with dark black skin on the front & asian on the back so when ive finished fuckin' her on one side i can flip her over and fuck someone of a different colour from behind ?' ; LOL !!

  • 3 ANAL entrances !! Have funny is this ? ; funny as fuck ! Does she squeal like a pig ? Lol

  • Ha ha, so much for my dream woman ! ; Lol - Don King pubic hair ; can i poke her eyes out ! Lol

  • tht is so f****ing funny

  • well buying this kind of doll is like a pretty good way to die alone

  • that's lebron on the phone

  • This video never gets old.

  • Fuck Dolls Live Like Us~ They dance around all the time, only you're so stupid that you don't see it..so keep fucking em and ripping their heads offf....FAGGOT and quit calling those beauties fuck dolls...you can name them...or take them out on a date...have no shame

  • Fuck Dolls Live Like Us~ They dance around all the time, only you're so stupid that you don't see it..so keep fucking em and ripping their heads offf....FAGGOT

  • Fuck Dolls Live Like Us~

  • fuck dolls with blank looks on thier face, why cant they make the face and eyes move, ya know like those women in porn, at least they act like they are being fucked lol

  • @writertrump

    lol

  • i like the japanese real dolls alot more =3 no im not a dude

  • @jrockluv

    same lol

  • @jrockluv U friggin weeaboo

  • Niggers

  • this is was really funny, however i felt bad about the employee, he sounded really nice and he was just doing his job. There are a lot of people including me who really admire there artistic work and the ideal of the Real-Doll. It sucks that its too expensive!! with the same amount of money, in certain nations you can get real chicks and maybe pay for your traveling expenses LOL

  • @Ellinaras25Gr admire the Ideal of the Real-Doll? You and all the other freaks

  • There wouldn't be any need for these things if women would stop playing games

  • @Dicknose88 and if some men were not so jerk !

  • @Dicknose88 Not every woman fuck's everything that moves. I reckon that's your biggest problem with women.

  • @Dicknose88 Or maybe if you wouldn't be playing on the internet and go out and find a woman!!

  • @bg004009 Been there, done it... they're no good.

  • @Dicknose88 Sorry to hear that!! That's what they make Skanks for!! Put out then kick em'

  • @Dicknose88 -.-... but guys are usually after sex.. so its confusing who to pick..

  • "We don't have don king afro pubic hair" Ahahaha.

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  • I have neverrrrrrr laughed this hard in my entire life ... oh my I wonder this means ...I hope my granddaughter does not learn this about her granny LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • I dont know how this guy can go without laughing is ass of.....what an actor.. :)

  • LOLOLOL wow funny stuff.

  • 116 don' have the $4,230.00 so they voted down lol.

  • Think that will must to cleaned, everywhere and every time that men will blow her!! Imagine, how she looks like after, if don't cleaned !!!! Oh my god......!!!

  • can u tell me wtf is a real doll

  • @uncleminhs life-size flexible silicone sex doll aka realistic mannequin

  • Is that made of.... similacra?

  • @meforgodforall no platinum grade silicone

  • id fuck one so hard. fuck all haters

  • this is quite hilarious. Sounds too good to be true. Must be staged.

  • So how real do they feel?

  • @doobiesmoke15 wanna know this as well xd

  • he should call the government telling them hes going to establish his own country in his back yard

  • Ha ha ha!!! This is so funny! You totally pawned him! Nice job and very funny. That worker guy had an attitude anyway and he sounded kind of gay too. =)

  • Where can someone get like this lady ??

  • nice.lol

  • I wouldn't buy it either if she doesn't have projectile vomiting and club foot. What kind of cheap dolls are them anyway?

  • dose she come with wool on the back so i can pretend iam fucking a sheep

  • this guy is GLORIOUS!

  • That is one picky creep.

  • Holy shit, I don't even spend 4$ on my wife, but then again her vagina is as dry and hateful as Death Valley.

  • @Disasterinabun LMAO

  • lolz ur crazy

  • "you can spare me the fuckn commentary..im just trying to order a fuckn blow up doll..hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • i want a fat ugly bitch they fuck better

  • Can i get a monkey tail does she squeel like a pig .. Omgg..LmaooLmaooo...

  • don king afro pubic hair lol

  • Funniest Sh*t Ever!!

  • Do you got one who looks like your mom? i'd really like to fuck her! halloo? hallooo?

  • hahahaha! I laughed so hard I cried....and projectile vomited!

  • LMAO...."just give me anal, it's all I need" lolololol

  • That was awesome!

  • "we don't have don king afro pubic hair, sir"

  • Having sex with a doll... little weird if you think about it...

  • @ChIcKiLoVe - a "little weird" ya say ?? i think it's a LOT WEIRD !!!!

  • hahaha 

  • THISE REALDOLL LOOK LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON

  • OMG! I WANT A DOLL LOOK LIKE LACEY CHABERT, SIENNA GUILLORY, OR ANNA PAQUIN!!!

  • damn that realy doll is hot!

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

    "this is supposed to be my dream woman what the fuck"