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  • game of the year

  • Right mimi me......."HEY ASSHOLES"

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  • ....also starring Jeff Bridges as "Guy piloting helicopter"

  • Wasn't Stephen Spielburg the director?

  • best part: "HEY ASSHOLES!"

  • @verybloodypickles LMFAO!!!!! i know right?! XD

  • I thought this was awesome, but then I saw Danny Devito. Then I made a shrine fir this movie in my basement.

  • LMFAO!!! "I'm Mini Me, Come and get me!"

  • Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor as Dr. Evil.

  • That little turn at 2:00 is reminiscent of Vanilla Sky

  • hahaha danny devito

    

  • Tom is SO HOT!!!

  • i seriously doubt that 2 uzi's would be able to make a heli blow up just by the uzi's shooting at the wind screen...

  • @TheAaron404 It's a joke...

  • this scene probabaly cost more than the rest of the movie

  • I thought this was funny until I saw Danny Devito. THEN I CRACKED UP!

  • tomyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu<3<3<3<3<3

  • Best part, 2:51 - 2:56

  • **Mission Impossible 2 Spoof**

  • This is EPIC opening.

  • 1:20

  • The only funny part in this movie. :(

  • @thanatos1978 Dixie normous

  • Whats her name again?? lol

  • This deserves to be on the Crowning Moment of Awesome section on TV Tropes.com.

  • Omg the super hot version of Austin Powers <3

  • 2:00

    Vanilla Sky

  • Yeah, baby!

  • Directed by Steven Spielberg. lol

  • Tom Cruise made more money during this 45 seconds of screen time than I will in my lifetime

  • @jewelfewel sadfrog.png

  • Hey assholes! I'm mini-me! Come and get me!

  • i love the way tom cruise said "yeah baby."

    hehehehe makes me giggle :)

  • "so shall we shag now or shag later?". im guna try that to the chicks at uni. wish me luck!

  • Best Part at 2:53 XD

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  • OMG Tom Cruise, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kevin Spacey, Danny DeVito and Steven Spielberg just as specials.. That's got to be the biggest cameo ever.

  • @dddrrmm dont forget john travolta at the end

  • im gonna use "shall we shag now, or shag later" next time as a pickup line

  • Goldmember is the best of the three

  • god paltrow is so hot here...

  • Just watched Austin Powers in Goldmember. And it was awesome. 

  • When I first saw this I didn't know why everyone was laughing at Danny devito

    I been dying to see this part again

    When I saw Tom cruise, I was disappointed and annoyed. Thought the movie would be ruined then I saw Mike, after a bit I relaxed, but I was still on edge in case he disappeared again

  • Danny devito is the best. "HEY ASSHOLE!!!" lol

  • shagadelic. yeah, baby yeah

  • I'm Dixie, Dixie normous" LOL LOL LOL

  • why did this video have to end? :(

  • OMFG Kevin Spacey xD

  • I want Gweneth Paltrow to sit on my face...

  • Dixie Normous hahahaha

  • Whats the music for dr. evil and mini me?

  • Shaguar :D

  • 02:53 "Hey assholes!" XD

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  • Greatest film opening evar.

  • DERP

    

  • LOL the shaguar..so clever

  • I'm mini me! come and get me!

  • 3:01 OMG Danny Devito playing as Minime Firing an FN Minimi...AWESOMENESS!

  • What is Lex Luthor doing in Austin Powers?!

  • best intro ever

  • Tom was paid $1 million to film this scene and he gave it all away to the childrens hospital :)

  • ...Tom cruise looks hot in that get up ~

  • i would love to see tom cruise in a full length austin powers remake

  • Too bad "Knight and Day" wasn't more like this, it might have actually been good.

  • There are 2 big hints that this is fake before Tom Cruse is revealed. First, the car's license plate should be "Swinger, " not "Shaguar." And second, the steering wheel is on the American side.

  • she is UGLY

  • gwyneth paltrow as dixie normous!

  • @unspeakablyable no, sounds more like Dicks Enormous

  • 1:30 chuck norris eject

  • That's not Dr. Evil. That's FRIGGIN LEX LUTHOR!!!

  • Is Tom Cruise trying to fake a british accent?

  • I got so disappointed when Tom Cruise was Austin Powers. But when that guy said cut, I laughed my ass of.

  • 2:53 haha

  • i love how the two highest rated comments are the same thing

  • god damn its the little shit u notice thats funny. danny devito got that epic finger

  • kevin <33

  • omg its a MOLE !

  • I llllove it!

  • Now that is one sexy Austin Powers !

  • Yeah baby!

  • gwyneth is FINE!!!

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    finally some mental sanity

  • awesome, lol

  • hahahahahahahahaha Danny De Vito is fucking hilarious

  • Danny De Vtio is the best!

  • Kevin Spacey takes his roles very serious, even the cameo ones... and Joe Pesci should have been Mini Me

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  • These four minutes are better than both of the Daniel Craig Bonds

  • "hey asshole"

  • I guess Paltrow would be terrified seeing Kevin Spacey again. I mean, he did cut her head off already once...

  • @DanielTheWalrus oohhhhhh whatss in the box

  • @DanielTheWalrus where did he do that?

  • @Kimmis1990 In "Seven" directed by David Fincher.

  • lol and now i here

  • "Hey, Powers! You'd better watch your fricken self because this is one doctor who DOES make house-calls!"

    *Epic finger*

  • HEY ASSHOLES!!!

  • Haha I wonder if this is where they got the idea for Kevin playing Lex Luthor lol. 

  • Danny is awsome

  • Kevin Spacey está impagável nesta cena!

    O melhor!!!

    Right Mini me?

  • Kevin Spacey está impagável nesta cena!

    O melhor!!!

  • I reckon the rest of Goldmember should've been done like this... the opening was exciting... everything else was kinda blah. Danny DeVito was so awesome as Mini Me!

  • lol Danny DeVito!

  • This video is awesome. Casted great by all the actors therein and scripted well. Bravo.

  • He looks like Harry Potter.

  • lmfao kevin spacey looks like gay hahaha

  • lold at donny

  • this is amazing

  • I almost peed myself when Tom Cruise spoke for the first time.

  • Hey ASSHOLES! Im right ova here! Im MINI-ME! COME AND GET ME!! *Shoots into the air*

  • i remember seeing this in the cinema and we all laughed then the rest of the film happened and it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o poor,lesson never start your film with your best joke..seriously people were talking in the cinema during the prison scene and no-one cared

  • @ScareMeSexy71 When I saw it in theaters, everyone was laughing the whole entire film. I remember the part where Britney Spears blew up & we all cheered! :D The Spy Who Shagged Me is my favorite Austin Powers movie but they're all funny in their own ways. Different strokes for different folks I suppose.

  • DANNY DEVITO FTW

  • HEY, ASSHOLES!

  • @YouSuckNoJutsu IM RIGHT OVER HERE

  • hahahahahaha!

  • It's so funny to hear an American say the word ''shag!''

    It sounds so out of place!

  • kevin spacey up in this bitch

  • L

    O

    L

    !

    Danny Devito FTW

  • great stuff

  • Love Tom Cruise fucking hilarious awesome guy

    i tend to see people just hate him because he isn't a conformist pussy like most actors (actresses)

  • LMFAO amazing

  • Danny Devito ftmfw

    laughed so hard the first time I saw this movie.

  • 1:32 OWNED!!!

  • quand j'ai vue le film jetait decu je croyais que les personage avais changer juska se que jentende MOJO!

  • " Hey assholes! I'm right over here! I'm Mini Me, come and get me!"

  • "shaguar" hahahahaha xD

  • i swear tom cruise saying that shit would never get old to me lol its beyond funny

  • My Cousin CJ and I both like Tom Cruise as Austin Powers and we both laugh everytime when Cruise says YEAH BABY! LOL! It cracks us both up.

  • I have never laughed as loud as I did while watching this. When Kevin Spacey came in as Dr. Evil, I couldn't stop laughin anymore, and then when Danny de Vito came in, I started crying and laughing at the same time. It was friggin amazing xD

    5 stars 5 stars!!

  • lol "dixie normous" i bet it's a shemale

  • LOLOLOLOLO

  • i love austin powers, his movies are FTW!!!!!! XD

  • danny devito should kick everyone no nlove for him

  • oh god dammit, Kevin Spacey is so much better at being doctor evil!

  • The name 'Austinpussy' sounds wrong to me.

  • lol at danny devito "hey assholes"

  • Danny DeVito as Mini Me should happen.

  • I like Danny DeVito playing Mini Me. He's a funney actor.

  • That's a "funney" way to spell funny.

  • I think this should be the opening for Mission Impossible 4

  • She looks Hotttttttt

  • i wish i was tom when he snogged her :D

  • lmfao.......spacey's da best villain of all time......

  • omg hilarious

  • Danny- I"M MINI ME COME GIT ME.......lol

  • Danny= Mini Me ! LOOOOOL

    Now Thats A Movie!

  • Kevin should have definetly won an oscar. ha!

  • kevin spacey should have won an oscar for this

  • Agree, he is cool there

  • @caustic77755 lies danny devito should of

  • @caustic77755 yeah baby.

  • @caustic77755 lol no,denny devito should get oscar for this one :D

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