I'M NOT FREAKING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cynthia5014]

When I heard you say 3O Seconds to Mars, I quickly shot up and looked at the computer(I was doing hw and listening to this) and I silently screamed. I love that band, my first concert I went to was theirs<3

[twilight73899]

your hot do you have a girlfriend ?

[mayumiharris]

do you poop regularly

[iLoveYouPatterson24]

The facebook that you have, is it like your REAL one with your close friends on there, or is it just for the fans and you also have a separate one for close friends and family? Just curious ^-^ Btw, you're really cute. You friend requested me on youtube so I decided to check out a few of your videos and I love them:)

[vsabrina71]

love your cat



[jackieANDchasey]

o yah i forgat chaz shares a profile so she just says random crap

[deuceLUVR]

*ur weird

[deuceLUVR]

@TaylorEqualsRandom

[deuceLUVR]

@jackieANDchasey ur soo gay.... Talking to sum dude who claims not to b gay lmao

[jackieANDchasey]

ha i love that band too my fav song is closer to the edge

[TaylorEqualsRandom]

@jackieANDchasey im actually in there background in that music video lol

[jackieANDchasey]

@TaylorEqualsRandom  luck that was my fav video

[jesswunder95]

your cat is so mother fucking fat

[spottedleopard1492]

do you no what dragon ball z is ?

[GothHikDarkAnGel]

Aw, you are so cute...

[Fatimapere13]

This vid is great!30 seconds to mars is the best and also wat a funny/cute cat he has!!lol :)

[emokittykatgirl]

How much does your cat weigh? XD

[iiliketospit]

why are you so adorable?!?! 

[rockstarink13]

your cat looks just like my moms cat. fat and all

[rawrdinosourlover]

30 seconds to mars <3

[bubblegoth95]

how much does you cat weigh? xD 

[misslaurairene]

@TaylorEqualsRandom you use to eat there like everyday:p

[fizz141]

You are really cute! ^^ <3

[misslaurairene]

Aztecas:p

[TaylorEqualsRandom]

@misslaurairene  ew lol

[MissColorfulSox]

Wow ur smart O_o Do meh homework this year? :D its pretty easy :P its only 8th grade ^w^

[L0V3cheyanneANDlexus]

omg i want that poster !! lol i cant wait to see the movie in november...im so normal *not*

[AchaiaDustt]

You realize genius level is around 135 - 150, and rarely do people drift above that. So I have to ask.. will your head explode when it gets to 174? :P

[TaylorEqualsRandom]

@AchaiaDustt According to the IQ charts, I'm classified as an '' extraordinary genius.''

[iLoveYouPatterson24]

@TaylorEqualsRandom Seems legit:) You gotta be smart and creative for the amazing videos that you do:)

[Froggies224]

ZOMG I HAVE THAT POSTER!! :D

[soyouthinkyoucanread]

thank you for being a 30STM fan...none of my friends understand why i like them : D

also, are you serious about your IQ? cause that's friggin AWZUM if u are : D

[Capinjakjak]

oh hell ya puss in boots

[believeskye]

I like green too:)

[KyraTheDruggie]

Heh, when you said 'I think the most Artistic Band out there...' I thought to myself, say 30 Seconds To Mars...

[SylvyrRayn]

30 SECONDS TO MARS IS FRIGGIN' WIN, MAN

[marcus8902]

you have a cute cat

[BellaSwan323x]

he is really pretty :3

[PenguinsRule990]

your eyes match your wall

[michaelhippie1]

FRUIT SNACKS ARE FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!

[haley9803]

omg ur fav band is the same as mine ur are freaking awesome

[selfmutilation100]

Yeahh lol.he's got bieber haircut...Shitty gay :)

[WiLLEDprototype]

Yeah people think I'm gay for some reason and it's fucking annoying. Only cause I turned down a few chicks. Also did you get, over 9000 off deadmau5 or DBZ haha.

[TaylorEqualsRandom]

@WiLLEDprototype DBZ

[violetpurpleleonlion]

I want your poster. Now.

[AceBassist2]

Yeah! Another Bloc Party fan.

[rockstar3541]

Pwahaha, I can't believe people actually think your gay. Some people and their problems. I would marry you :D Yay!

[ilovemusic2044]

I love his eyes..... No not his eyes... HIS ( puss in boots ) eyes!! :D

[SuperNiksterz]

Are you wearing lip gloss?o.O.....xD

[ZeldaFreaktoid]

why would people think your gay? your voice is way to deep.

[ZeldaFreaktoid]

i have that same puss in boots poster in my room! :)

[xDEADxKITTENSx]

If your not gay you might get really freaked out when I tell you I masterbait to your videos! ;)

[limketje90]

Why do people think you're gay ? You don't look gay at all

[snowboardn4ever]

yea... tight v neck shirt.... leather jacket.... bieber haircut..... video titled "boxxy man" yea your gay.

just come out and admit it

[TaylorEqualsRandom]

@snowboardn4ever bieber haircut? dude i had like 7 pounds of gel and half a bottle of hairspray in my hair to make it messy and layered

beebs had long flippy hair, but now his head is pretty much shaved...

and leather jackets are what all the rockstars who get laid wear. megan foxs husband wears v neck...

last but not least, the boxxy man video is a parody of a girl named boxxy. you must not get on youtube enough to know who boxxy is. google her

[snowboardn4ever]

@TaylorEqualsRandom your getting pretty defensive over something your not. so you should just admit that your a homo. but thanks for commenting and watchin my vid

[TheMisseeh]

@TaylorEqualsRandom Brian Austin Green (Megan fox's hubby) om nom nom ;D'xx

[HSM1231997]

@TaylorEqualsRandom you do not have beiber hair and ur clothes are awesome it doesnt matter what anyone thinks of you, you look amazing

[jeanismohamed]

@snowboardn4ever you probably need to get out more

[unknownxsurvivor15]

@snowboardn4ever thats not justin biebers hair cut >.< and im pretty sure a person would know if they are gay or not and another why would u care even if he was? are u looking for a lover?

[snowboardn4ever]

@unknownxsurvivor15 no, I am just doing it to bully him. That's how us internet trolls work. We sense even a tiny bit of weakness or self consciousness and attack it viciously. That's how we get entertainment.

[rockstar3541]

@snowboardn4ever Wow, thats how you get entertainment? I don't even think I need to mention of idiotic and childish. I mean you people who call themselves "trolls" are usually loser who get bullied in schooled. Kid, grow up. I mean, your entertainment is fucking trolling someone. Go kiss a girl kid.

[snowboardn4ever]

@rockstar3541 lol, actually I've never been bullied in school. And I am not much a bully either. Its just that bullying over the internet and getting people to respond (like you). Is pretty fun, you should try it sometimes. Its amazing how butt hurt people get over one little comment.

[unknownxsurvivor15]

@unknownxsurvivor15 doesn't that seem a little pointless and your just exploiting him because you are insecure?

[YuriHanaY]

@snowboardn4ever THAT... My dear friend, is super stereotypical and I do not respect you for it.

[emocrazy15]

OK 4 EVERY1 WHO THINKS TAYLORS A HOMOPHOBE STOP BCEVEN THOUGH HE DOESN'T LIKE GUYS AND HE DOESN'T LIKE HUGGIN GUYS DOESN'T MEAN HE'S AGAINST HOMOSEXUALS THTS STERIOTYPING AND A LITTLE PREJUDICE SO B NICE AND AS PPL SAY...THINK B4 U SPEAK!!!

[Missunderstoodpurple]

That cats like wtf!!

[s0uth3rnGal]

why do u want to be 9k inches if you were a little worm?

[SunnyLovetts]

He's not homophobic, he's just not gay. People think I'm gay the way I look, and ti pisses me off... I know how he feels.

[TaylorEqualsRandom]

@SunnyLovetts exactly. it sucks

[989lmao]

this video is homophobic and i think your homophobic

[Dreameatertv]

my Q is why are you not smileing lol if you were smileing you would be more hotter XD plzz smile in your next video lol

[jenxbubbles]

waait, your actually fureaakin adorable.

[hatsaharu212]

LMAO - I love your cat :D

[7skdb7]

Oh yeah and btw your eyes rock my Bannana-nutmeg sandwiches!!!!!!!!!! In Skyler language:: Your eyes are amazing and I love them!!!!!! Umm another question-if you don't mind-do you have a girlfriend?? And if so show us a picture :)) 

[7skdb7]

Ok I would like to say a few things of that's ok, and even if it's not........ Oh well ! Anywho, what is your dating range? Also why is it that-if your are any girl like me-you don't like to date(and are not attrackted to) men your age? I have dated guys up to 7 years older than me and 5 years younger. BTW NEVER EVER DATE ANYONE YOUNGER!!!!!!!!!!! But anyways, why is that??

[SirLagAlot109622]

ur cats face matches the poster in the back perfectly! haha

[tiggerlover41]

Im stealing ur cat he is too cutte!!!!

U eyes r amazing and ur just hot !!!

[jeasyallday]

lmfaoooooooo over "9000 inchesss!"

[MeAnDyOuZ911]

GOD UR SEXY!

[ChaosInWonderland]

Your really cutee (:

[ChaosInWonderland]

Your really cutee (:

[pazietazie]

whatsyour fave movie

[CalienteClover]

have you ever snowboarded? and if yes are you good? :D

[MissLaughALot9799]

I love how the color of the walls brings out your eyes xD

[keychay]

when you said 30stm are screamed so loud, i was actually expecting you to say linkin park but no you said 30stm.....and yes jared leto(lead singer) ncan hit any note and he is super sexy and his eyes....AWwwwwwwwwwwwwww

im telling my friends to sub to you just cuz of that...heheh

[Pieisgoodlol14]

HAHA taylor, ur soo getting married to me ;D

Hmmm questoin.. would u ever come to see me someday ;DD

[StarcloudOfHeartclan]

the cat doest like u man :P get over it

i love u really <3 u r so buff

[lilycleo2]

I fell in love with you when you said you like 30 Seconds To Mars <3<3

[uropenbook]

@lilycleo2 agreed, I subbed when i heard 30stm!

[Musicisthe1life]

6:24 - omg! i LOVE your eyes!!

[shannonchappell]

yea i would ask that, and fuck you and your youtube partnership, your still the asshole that talked so much shit about everyones videos and couldnt back any of it up. fuck you.

[raelautner160]

EXCUSE ME EVERYONE I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR THIS PERSON!!!!

You're hot <3 <3

[Nastia179]

4:57 He said four times 3 XD.

[goonermcj]

ur gay

[goonermcj]

u r gay!!!!

[icanollie345]

your iq aint no godamn 173

[lovemenowyoumonster]

How much do I love the puss in boots poster in the background? =D A LOT! This video is cute!

[bdufka]

marry him because his sexy, handsome or pretty (you name it) ?

Jeez, come on! and how those he look like Edward? I'll go for better looking than Robert Pattinson. And not everyone with black hair is emo!

And now I like you, cause you like 30STM, so, well bye :D

[profssrfunk]

i farted...alot during this video

[lyssalovely21]

fucking sexy! :)

[kodi665]

lol you have hard difficult tricks? i think one of those adjectives are a little redundant. just a little.

[bio1229]

do you get money for the advertisement?

[joeymuffarco69]

Albert Einsteins IQ was believed to be in the high 160 to low 170s. you sir do not have a 173 IQ. at least not on a normal scale lol.

[ewoke1996]

@joeymuffarco69 what you are saying is correct but also wrong Albert Einstein did hav an iq of about 160 and many people are smarter than that the only reason he invented is be cause 1:it was his hobby and 2:he knew what people wanted and worked to make them things happen not because he was smart so i think you should get your facts straight and i know this because i asked about it when i was told my iq was 178

[joeymuffarco69]

@ewoke1996 you may have a 178, but not on the Stanford Binet scale lol. which is the standard for measuring and the scale in which ive been referring to. a 178 would make you one of the highest geniuses in the world and smarter than 99.99997% of the worlds population.

[AMBS169]

why are you so fucking gay? why do you love the taste of weiners in ur mouth?....and ur gay as fuck you emo

[EmmaSayzRawr]

Why are you soo gorgeous? marry me?

[zemlia88]

why are fat cats better than skinny cats? :D

[haircutbob2]

How well do you actually get paid for these? I see people all the time talking about how they get paid for making high viewed videos, but is it actually any good?

[TaylorEqualsRandom]

@haircutbob2 only the big youtubers make a lot

[strawberrypeachy]

ur handsome and u'v got an amazing voice too ;)

[strawberrypeachy]

Modeling ? have u ever thought about it =)

ur handsome and u'v got an amazing voice too ;)

[TheRetardedRaptor]

Holy fuck how do you stlye your hair like that? o0

[QUINPANO]

EVERYONE HELP ME OUT! share my new video and hit the subscribe button so it can go viral and get a million views thanks :)

[TheAxlSlash555]

im to skateboards, im a nub also but maybe i'll be a pro someday!

[theweirdhappygirl]

shit, terrible grammer, YOU'RE*

[theweirdhappygirl]

excuse me, YOUR HOT (: ♥

[TaylorEqualsRandom]

@theweirdhappygirl how am i so hott

[RawrNicki]

@TaylorEqualsRandom yes you are :3 you have really pretty eyes to!

[MeAnDyOuZ911]

@TaylorEqualsRandom Your just hot (;

[HateAndHeartbreak]

@TaylorEqualsRandom How are you not? XD

[TakeACookieNOW]

@TaylorEqualsRandom

You were born that way.... <3 u!!

hate tht song though

Whats your #??

[learnsports]

@TaylorEqualsRandom this is why they think you your gay

[SoulScytheMaster]

@TaylorEqualsRandom Since it seems you have great interest in music, do you play any instruments? If so, how many and what kind? :]

[15Dragonlover]

My question is: Have you watched Vampries suck, and if so, do you like the movie?

If you have seen it and you do like it, what would you say was your favorite part?

[TaylorEqualsRandom]

@15Dragonlover yes, it was funny, and i dont remember my fave part. its been so long

[15Dragonlover]

@TaylorEqualsRandom Aha, yeah, I have the dvd actually XD

My favorite part was

"Oh no, I go to school on the reservation"

"It must be nice to drink and gamble all day!"

XDDD Lmao that was the fuckin best!!! <3

[ocimido]

i have a question : How do you do to be so HOTTTTTTT !? O.O :O <3 <3

4:41 xDD <3 Funny smile !!

[TaylorEqualsRandom]

@ocimido  people down here in alabama dont find me hott, but thanks

[TheAxlSlash555]

@TaylorEqualsRandom seriously, but im a guy. ur really HOT!!! i bet ur not single already...

[TheAxlSlash555]

@TaylorEqualsRandom seriously, but im a guy. ur really HOT!!! i bet ur not single already... but the cat behind u r more cute XD

[ocimido]

@TaylorEqualsRandom Than they are fucked up & have no taste. !

[ocimido]

i have a question : How do you do to be so HOTTTTTTT !? O.O :O <3 <3

[ocimido]

i have a question : How do you do to be so HOTTTTTTT !? O.O :O <3 <3

[TechnicallyMee]

Im glad you would be over 9000 inches. xDD

[madass21]

I Have an AWESOME! Qustion: Can you tell/show me how you style your hair ?

[TaylorEqualsRandom]

@madass21 my hair is different every day

just straighten it every where and then get some pomade or styling clay and mess it up

[madass21]

@madass21 Wow okay thanks for the quick reply lol

[spitzboo1productions]

Buddy your IQ isn't 173. Albert Einstein's IQ was only 160 don't be bullshitting. It's the internet no one gives a fuck

[TaylorEqualsRandom]

@spitzboo1productions iq tests were different back then. estimated to todays standards, his iq would have been 200 nowadays

did you also know that he had autism?

[spitzboo1productions]

@TaylorEqualsRandom He wasn't autistic we was dyslexic. And no IQ test's were not different. You don't have an IQ of 173 stop bullshitting.

[TaylorEqualsRandom]

@spitzboo1productions he had aspergers syndrome.

and yes iq testing was different. now it has a wider range, more focused, and different questions

[spitzboo1productions]

@TaylorEqualsRandom Buddy he was only fucking dyslexic. And you notice how your not commenting back on how you have a 173 IQ? It's because you don't. You went to college when you're 15? You're not fucking Doogie Howser. Stop writing bullshit that's not true and be honest.

[15Dragonlover]

@spitzboo1productions My IQ is seriously 110 XD And I'm 15 with ADD XD

[kevpa96]

the puss and boots poster in the background is awesome

[ShaneDawsonfan47204]

u are super hot!!!!!! there is no way u could be gay!♥

[Dannyrosie12]

Your cat is fat lolz and cute

[Dannyrosie12]

I LOVE 30 SECONDS TO MARS!!!

[TheKillingofMandee]

how much do you usally get payed for partnership ?

[18StundenSpieler]

I should say, look at the picture in background, but I wouldn't say that he Is Gay !

[puneetsabharwal123]

are u a virgin? and hope you become really famous and rich on youtube :)

[hotboi745]

@TaylorEqualsRandom GUILTYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEE....no homo though lmao

[MentallyRetarded00]

@TaylorEqualsRandom but that doesnt necicarly mean thyeir gay because my cousin is gay and i didnt know it tell he was 16 and this other time i had a friend he acted and sounded gay but wasnt gay

[joeymuffarco69]

@TaylorEqualsRandom thats a pretty massive generalization you just made. not all gay guys do that. only the feminine ones.

[989lmao]

@TaylorEqualsRandom

thats a very big stereo type do you know all gay people.

[Sebizzar]

@TaylorEqualsRandom ...You're being sarcastic right?

[Masterdate]

@hotboi745

I hate the whole meme thing, but only obvious gays are obvious.

[shannonchappell]

your gay.....heres my question... why do you make these videos? do you think anyone actually enjoys these. do you really think your cool...

[TaylorEqualsRandom]

@shannonchappell i make these videos because its my job and i get paid. and yes people enjoy these. thats why i have 8,000 subscribers and growing and am a partner

[SydDante]

@shannonchappell lol would you really ask a question like that to a person who has a youtube partner ship xD.

[shannonchappell]

@SydDante yes, because i think its pretty retarted how everyone puts videos of themselfs talking and trying to be funny just to get famous... theres no point in being famous for getting veiws on youtube, and its easy to get veiws on youtube when you put edward cullen and dinosaur in the same sentence. good for him a million 11 year olds think your hot, give yourself a pat on the back, your the same as everyother joe thats trying to get famous from youtube...

[igotspiderpowers]

What's your favorite Aussie (Australian) band?

[whatsupfamousface]

haha, you're a cool person!

keep rockin' the videos~

*Shannon*



[TrollingOnline]

Leaning Left or Right?

[themichaelnuckles]

pause at 0:17 haha

[runescap3mast3r]

lol its cailyn that cat is so fat but its so cute hahaha (: