LOCO MAMA'S "Hi, I'm JILL!"

[xxxXGuNzXxxx]

lol :D

[ThisSongsShit]

Loco Mama, you nasty old pervert. fuck off.

[dicebox620]

when i looked at this video i had some serious thoughts about becomeing a tranny. but now seeing how you turned out made me want to jump off the bridge like those gay kids. BAhahaha win!

[urielwirthful]

btw i'm in luv with this instrumental music!

[urielwirthful]

So do u shave or use Nair?

[awarenessable]

You should make a feature film HAHAHAHAHA

[crazy0beautiful0]

weirdest. thing. ever.

[mzrealm]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[chiquita1520]

That was scary.

[Poloquack]

Maybe her mirror's broken?

[tarantulady]

This should be called Sexy Grandpa.

[WHATTHEBUCKSHOW]

you win!

[Zipster08]

@WHATTHEBUCKSHOW Ha ha....I SHOULD!!!

[PopTVTeacher]

@WHATTHEBUCKSHOW oh wow, it's like a cross between buck, p-town, vegas and a mime

i like it!!!!!!!!

[CrappyCartoons]

I wanna say something about the Jack 'n Jill connection that makes this the clear winner of the little contest.

[YourWeedSucks]

ugliest thing i have ever seen goddamn that is disgusting

[Mikeforealz]

@YourWeedSucks go fuck yourself.

[21BiscuitStreet]

@YourWeedSucks No one forced you to watch it or comment... personally I think your in denial =)

[Mikeforealz]

love itttt

[Zipster08]

@Mikeforealz Thanks for finding it for me!

[Mikeforealz]

@Zipster08 i try, i try. 

[kitty3309]

LOL at 'I can be a whiney bitch'  XD

Awesome as ever.

[standXbyXme]

You people are taking this WAY too seriously, honestly. Stop being so close-minded, I think it's funny, and I mean, they play the part well. I'm giving it five stars, to hell with all of you.

[tina2793]

here,here! xoxo zip

[sitare17]

Are u an animal molester or something? Your prince is in a grave i think...

[goodlife6942]

wow ur one freaking dude or woman ur ugly soz man>

[chadpopstar]

if your b*n*r won't go down,,.....watch this video!! LOL.

[tduuubzzz]

oh god im gonna have nightmares tonight

[iiLOvEMyKiiDz]

lol at the comment below!! HAHAHAHA

[slugandflea]

ultimate wet dream

[wemt4u]

this is like a freakin nightmare!!!!!

[cupid198]

wow sexy lol ^_^

[LadyVLR]

Now, THAT was artistic!

People finding this disturbing obviously haven't seen much on the internet; there's a lot worse out there!

[DonnaUtubefan]

Zipster is losing it:) But you two other are just fine:)

[surfergal4u]

DAYUMMM

SHES FUCKING SEXXXXXXXXXXXY

[runescapemodt2]

sexy

[WopperJohn13]

What the hell iz this??

[LoveTiaHorseCrazyX]

are you a drag, coz u play the grannie in venetianprincess's films

[sideburns2009]

what the fuck is this shit????

[JohnMcQuilkin]

I hadn't seen this Loco Mama... this will go down in YouTube history as a classic. One of your best works... and you may quote me on that:)

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The Unofficial Spokesperson of Hollywood

[bcboytwo]

Have you ever seen the movie "Cry Baby"?!

Loco Mama reminds me of the character Hatchet Face! LOL

I luv ya to bits, Loco Mama!!!!

[DameEdithDivine]

Your so versatile, LocoMama.

[Zipster08]

She's on hot bitch!! Love you, baby!

[ikbendebiel]

he is scaryy i swear

[LIVandLEX]

sometimes i dont understand how this vid can get so many views and ur other vids dont. because when i see vids i like i subscribe to the person because they prob do more of the same stuff. i guess alot of people didnt like it .. but still.idk

[akmediascope]

HAHAHAHAHAHA this is going in my favorites as a video valentine I will mail out to all my fav beaus. How do you get your hair to defy gravity. Loco Mama wonderful character!

[impeccableimbecile]

OOOOH GIMME MORE BABY!

[Zipster08]

More to come!!

[pkarcher511]

lol

[GirlnextDoor4u]

I made a remix splash off this video with other music in my channel.

Check it out, you're gonna like it...

[freitasex]

NICE & PRETTY

[kinglaffo]

Best porn ever

[ZeroPunkDreamer]

Yes Loco Mama, your everything!

[Ardenwolfe]

That was scary.

[ScottieAxeman4ever]

aaaaaaaahgggggggggggg

[laloser55]

You are going to burn in hell

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Fap fap fap.

[poke598]

(S)he looks like Ozzy Osbourne.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Lol...she...

[Tinypuppies2]

l Laugh so hard this is awesome

[Zipster08]

Thanks so much...I see you're checking a LOT of them out!! Don't hurt yourself! ;-)

[kaelc]

Aaaaaaaaay hijo de su puta madre... hasta la caca se me aflojo del pinche susto, no mamen.

[tacohatesfatties]

BUFFALO BILL

pro-tip: all of your "characters" are exactly the goddamn same, get some new costumes the next time you're walking precious.

[Zipster08]

Why is it all the "critics" have done NO videos!!

[mdmale1]

SCARRY!!!!

[restrictedinfo]

is loco mama real or it it zip just dressing up?

[redwolf754]

ahh mmmmm cleanup on aisle 12

[Addue]

Sorry Loco Mama...I think you're hilarious, but if you want to look hot you need to ditch that grandma bra and get a cute one. lol

[Bigpimping808]

when i first look at this vid i thought one of those nasty looking devil pictures was going to pop up

[len0807]

the music is still better than that .... kind of Jill???

[indnameof]

BUT,it takes big balls to create this.bravo man.and this is not sarcasm,its respect for having guts to make wht u wanted.even though you know people will suffer from the grave damage this video will cause.some people might stop watching videos at all.

[wickedgiggle]

You know why so many people respond so hatefully to this? Because on some level it hits something unexpected and people are afraid of their own selves. That's an amazing power to have, y'know. In other words: hot.

[indnameof]

whts your major malfunction man??this is HOT????? what kind of a sick perverted mammal are you?and was i was afraid..i was afraid that i might accidentally watch a monstrosity like this and suffer by living with this irreparable damage done to my head.

[wickedgiggle]

what kind of perverted mammal? Why, human of course.

'irreparable damage'. Haha, that's just another way to put it.

[indnameof]

it sure is man/girl whatever you are.can any1 tell me the meaning of this.its true an idle mind is a devils playground and this clip is certainly from hell.but this dude is gutsy man..wow.shit

[indnameof]

hey you forgot one more thing in those"i can be statements" that is "i can also be a one sick,talentless,grotesque,ugly fucking nightmarish annoying asshole".i mean what the fuck was that shit..i pray to god that i hit my head on a wall and forget that i ever saw this sick fucking monstrosity.god damn man.god have mercy on your soul.

[materialrainbow]

Omg, I am gonna have night mares tonight.... no offence but, that looks just like my friends grandmother lol though she is kinda of hot :D

[spongebobspal246]

LOL! Verrryy funny video, Zipster..Love the music.

[annspade]

LOL... OMG, Zipster! You forgot the mad editing frenzy! :D Love Jill!

[bluecloudsky4]

oh no. i actually am very bothered.

[bluecloudsky4]

shit. this really is going to give me bad nightmares.

[Veritas405]

omg. scary

[mattydub1]

oh my god, i think i just threw up inmy mouth a bit...

[machiavelli666]

Two words: delightful!

-m0ca0

[netcontrol5]

ok, this is really sick. are you mentally ill to put something like this shit on? NUTS....

[falkonorder]

I 2nd that... Though I did watch the full 3 minutes to see how fucked up it gets, turns out VERY...

[alwaysopen]

If one has been a member of youtube for any length o time, the idiot knee jerk responses aren't needed. Zipster was funny as shit here and captured Jill a well as anyone from this side of the screen can. The only thing missing is Lucky.

[sanhelmi]

loved the music<3

[torigirl35]

aww..loco mama i love your sexy self...(((hugs)))

your sweet potata...*tori*

[niggerian]

why do I have the feeling that without youtube you'd have no fans/friends.

Holy shit how can u post some shit like that. Have you no self-dignity?

[shnuraisyah]

hahahaha. are u kidding me ?

[Satchel334]

Sweet baby Jesus. That's frightening. With that music and that visual this video is like something out of a David Lynch film. Friggin' scary.

[Zipster08]

I LOVE David Lynch!! Thanks!!

[Perroquet51]

Aww, I wish you were my girlfriend.

[Zipster08]

Ya never know!!

[socomsfinest11]

LMFAO.

[wagenknecht23]

look at this cripple. what a shithead. I really hope he dies soon

[RastaJesus666]

LOL

[emmers1990]

why are people sayng you are sick? i think you are funny. lol, this vid is great!

[Radwar99]

Wagenknecht23 is going around Zipster's videos trashing him. He must have a VERY boring life, lol. Talk about a loser.

[Zipster08]

Every time he clicks on a video and makes a comment, I just go HIGHER in the ratings!! I think it's a RIOT...he's actually HELPING ME!!

[MizzDAIZYD]

i've never seen anything like it before.

[wagenknecht23]

You´re so sick, you dirty bastard! I wanna cut your dick off and make you choke on it! Hope you get cancer or something, cause you´re the scum of the earth. DISCUSTING!

[emmers1990]

you're just jealous cos you ain't as cool as jill, loco mama and zipster

[Zipster08]

Jill happens to be a good friend of mine!! This was done strictly out of FUN!!

[snellvillegirl]

You are just too hot to handle for most youtubers.... I am glad you have such high self esteem...you go girl luv ya!

[leony2007x]

Now THAT was disturbing...lol. "LEID"...LMAO

[AVTPro]

HOT CHICK...Now why can we have more SEXY MAMAS LIKE THIS ON YOUTUBE...

just joking. Quite a character. I saw the "This is the story video first." so this came as no surprise. Thanks for the warning.

[ebene23]

You´re really the sickest piece of shit I have ever seen. I hate you so much. My hands are shaking and I´m starting to sweat, I hate you so much I could easily get a heart-attack. Pray to god that you will never ever meet me. I´d really love to torture you. omg you´re such a dirty old fartknocker

[Zipster08]

You have problems much deeper than my videos!! GET HELP!!!

[simonortth1]

your calling zip sick when all your favourite vids are about Adolf Hitler go figure!!!

[ebene23]

you sick old bastard

[aajmw]

Not to be mean but is there a reason that you don't have false teeth? Do you take them out just for the videos?

[Zipster08]

I have em, and I take em out for the vids!

[cutfoxy08]

umm......no...lol.......coulde­nt hear that much. video was kinda messed up.

[godseeri]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[Zipster08]

then my work here is done!

[cutfoxy08]

are you gay? just wondering?

[Zipster08]

No, but my boyfriend is!!

[tomHadh]

i want to cry right now. thats how disgusted i am.

[Zipster08]

Question is...did you watch the whole thing?

[johnnyboy395]

dam thats funnier than sh*&

[Zipster08]

Thanks!!

[OHTXAZ]

Do You Write Poetry? I Would Love To See A Poet Maybe A Beatnik Persona. Maybe Viewers Could Send You Some Of Their Works To Read.

[sukatra]

The music for this video was PERFECT!! Loved it!!

[93reaper93]

I´m confused!You look like a lady!But you aren´t a lady...I don´t get it!xD

[Zipster08]

"Dude look like a lady" (A Fugly one at that!!)

[BlazingIceCubes]

permanent mental damage!!!!!

[Neogothic]

This is quite scarey...no offence Zip

[Zipster08]

Then my work here is done! No offense taken!

[LonedogProductions]

ouch, that brutal!!

[Geminate7]

You scared me.

[riverbasil]

I want your mom to walk in on you filming a Loco Mama video. I would PAY to see that actually

[Zipster08]

My mom's SEEN Loco and her videos. She's kinda used to this shit by now!!

[riverbasil]

you're gonna love me for saying this, but that new photo you have in the description section of your videos makes you look like a young Pee-Wee Herman

[Zipster08]

Buddy, I love you no matter what you say!!

[Escape1987]

Quite disturbing..

[Zipster08]

C'mon...lighten up!

[stzach]

A dash of David Lynch, a dash of John Waters, add Loco Mama, and you've got five stars with a laugh. Very well done.

[Drsprinkles]

No matter how you put this, it just isn't right. You might be a cool guy, but its not right.

[Zipster08]

I never said It was right...It's just "there"!

[Drsprinkles]

Hmm true my friend true..

[Bellyflops2]

Is this lonelygirl56

[Zipster08]

HA HA, I love it!!

[Biggfattyfatty2x4]

FUCKIGN SEXY!

[bachrub]

Tammy Faye, I hope you signed a donor card!!

[Asiah55]

this is some disturbing shit

[Karebee]

Damn Zip, you have nice legs lol

[Zipster08]

Aww, thanks!!

[gmyster76]

this Vid. is odd.. strange.. and well... very weird.. I'm sorry I watched it and I hope that some how I can erase it from my memory!

[Zipster08]

Yeah, sorry about that!!

[mikec8821]

You guys have got to be kidding me when you say this guy is "hilarious"

Fu**ing Idiots.

[Zipster08]

OOooooh, them's fighting words!! Lighten up, dude!!

[trees75094]

Loco, have you considered a violet or red bra? I think those colors would look even better on you. Hope I haven't offended you, girlfriend.

[Zipster08]

It takes a LOT to offend Loco!!

[gmyster76]

I gotta go...

[Zipster08]

Don't let the door hit you on the way out!! ;-)

[SpiritedFirefly]

:) Interesting Zip, this makes a lot more sense after watching the "explanation video".

[sjon02]

ROTFL disgusting but funny :p

[mcrlvr789]

GROSS! never again..no never again.. i think i may have been scarred for life..

[patddd]

AHHH!

ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING!

My mother is living with Zipster08!?

[Dragon0007]

Some things just are not meant to be done... this is one of them.

[bored2tears41393]

you suck

[jbwolfen]

A bit... scarey xD

[xvxmatthewxvx]

This is horrible!!

[batphilo]

nice tits

[mercury4000]

that was very funny and gutsy!

lol. All in good fun =)

[l0vebug35]

zipster you are by far the hottest damn thing I have seen in a long time lol hugs......

[Backifran]

Have you been living under a rock? :)

[grandmanacho]

The scariest thing about this video is that it reminds me of a woman I know!

[Zipster08]

Poor thing!!

[xgobobeanx]

i hope its not me!

[leojd]

all my the nightmares.. and then there you

[Turbocat77]

that was a blast...LoL dark comedy.

[Zipster08]

REALLY DARK!!  Thanks!!

[chevman64]

well gee whiskers! thats gooder than a skunk eatin bumble bees!

[Zipster08]

LOL

[tylerjones1234]

im sorry to be volger but have you heard the tearm "so crazy i poop my dick?" well i think i just did lol

[VeraDonna]

*Vulgar.

[Zipster08]

I agree! Nothing more vulgar than a man in a bra in a bed!! Wait, did I just say that?

[VeraDonna]

My comment was actually a correction to tylerjones1234's. Still, that's vulgar. Teehee :D

[outnleftfield]

bravo !!

[pikero15]

DAMMM THAT WAS FUKING SACRY :S

[TSL26]

LMFAO

[MaddestOfThemAll]

Hee Hee! I laughed my ass off!

[littlequeen64]

Whatever flips your switch.