Aaron, listen carefully. Here is what you must do. First, get a haircut. Next, buy yourself a new wardrobe and have a cheeseburger. In fact, have two cheeseburgers, and wash them down with a six pack. Next, let out a long, loud burp and scratch your crotch. After that, watch some television, preferably something like Family Guy. Next, go out for some ice cream, then come back home and maybe jerk off. Now, repeat the following mantra: "I want to be normal. I want to be normal..."
Inspirational, thank you for sharing this.
GardenMonk 8 months ago
Aaron, listen carefully. Here is what you must do. First, get a haircut. Next, buy yourself a new wardrobe and have a cheeseburger. In fact, have two cheeseburgers, and wash them down with a six pack. Next, let out a long, loud burp and scratch your crotch. After that, watch some television, preferably something like Family Guy. Next, go out for some ice cream, then come back home and maybe jerk off. Now, repeat the following mantra: "I want to be normal. I want to be normal..."
Berus7777 1 year ago
@Berus7777 How is that "normal'? Sounds like a very sad wasted life...
IzNeSS 10 months ago
@IzNeSS Your mom goes to college.
Berus7777 9 months ago
What a beautiful practice..Namaste.
Inna1976 2 years ago
really wonderful !!
grdecart 2 years ago
so pure and graceful. sublime..
jodallion 3 years ago
I love this performance.
sitahgalaxina 3 years ago
nice job
pantherkursk 3 years ago
Aaron,
Your performance inspires me!
What an amazing ability to control your mind and body! Truly, you are guru!
Your student,
Natasha Kapij
Namaste
modernova 3 years ago
Where did you learn this, how long did it take you? I want to learn yoga to a high level
GypsyKatcher24 3 years ago
congratulations... really wonderful... inspiring too :D
Magellan1002 3 years ago
Sliding the lotus up the arms on the way to Urdvha Kukkutasana!!?? Cool!
kb7890 4 years ago