Wrestling Jesus - "he said a lot of terrible, crazy things."

[Hitmonchan107]

I'm an atheist, and I just killed my sister.

[LizBallah]

learn your facts bro, religion isnt a mental disease, stupidity is.

The bible is the truth, mocking it doesnt seem logical or wise to me.

[Mynamesnigel]

OMG. Im subscribing.. SHINGY BINGY!

[leapoffaith20]

I'm lost for words. Are you sure these cunts are for real.

[nuurahk83]

LMFAO WTF is this,haha these ppl must worship heroine & crack

[tamenga88]

This has got to be one of the most disturbing and puke inducing video I've ever seen on Youtube.

This from a religious standpoint defines the Phrase BLASPHEMY.

And I can see your point pokersluth.

If there was a God he would have struck them down by lightning since birth.

Screw that he would have dropped a 6 Mile wide asteroid on them.

2 pokerslut530

Any luck with a Video on Fred Phelps and his Minions yet?

[warlord2080]

the wrestlers are just fricken confusing the guy at the end should be in a hospital because he sounds crazy with that laugh.

[meeiulik]

those fat guys are borin' but  the video editing is a win lol!

[tamenga88]

I don't know what's worse.

These two Morons by themselves or their congregation stupid enough to take this SHIT seriously and willfully donate money to support both them and their cause.

There is a DEMAND for this kind of shit to stay in business.

[Heathenfidel]

And they kinda sound gay, too.

[Heathenfidel]

They sound like they are quite literally drunk, with their slurred words.

[NegativeNick]

at 1:52 the guy on the left is totally baked out of his mind

[AndrewTheEternal]

He's intoxicated on Jesus, weren't you listening?

;-)

The rocking back and forth suggests a major overdose.

[tamenga88]

They named a DRUG after Jesus?!?!

Goodlord!

We're nearing the end of days...!!!! XD

[bakedbean37]

Can there really be any doubt that religiosity is a mental health issue?

[skeletonmom]

Two masked men in tight, tights wrestling in a hotel room...hmmm...what are you guys REALLY doing?

[CanadianoftheCoast]

Y'know, the main problem with those guys is their masks. If they took them off they could be held accountable for their lunacy. Then they would be forced to think before making a video.

[tamenga88]

We already know who the one is with that Abe Lincoln beard. I don't know who that little guy on the right is.

Probably his boyfriend or something.

The Abe Lincoln wannabe has the gift of preaching in Teletubby.

Like "Oki - Doki" and "OY-OY-OY".

But this is what worries me.

That there exist people who take this shit seriously, mimic it, record it, post it on Youtube just to make a statement that God = Crack.

Now that's scary Shit right there.

[CanadianoftheCoast]

@tamenga88

Yeah, there's such a thing as "going too far" especially in religion where it can lead to less benign craziness.

Don't get me wrong, I'm somewhat religious myself, but I at least try to keep it in perspective.

[pokerslut530]

@CanadianoftheCoast OMG you're a theist???? wtf!!! BLOCKED!!!!

(i kid i kid! ;D)

Hope you've been well sir!

[CanadianoftheCoast]

@pokerslut530

LOL!!!!

Muwhahahahaaaa! I have infiltrated your ranks and corrupted your children!! Soon day shall be night and there will be a rain of frogs!!! There is no stopping me!!!

:)

I'v been fine, thanks. You, yourself are doing well, I trust?

[pokerslut530]

@CanadianoftheCoast hahahhahaha raining frogs :P

Yeppers, same ol same ol :)

[tamenga88]

I like to be open minded too and learn stuff from various cultures and religions

(I'm doing cultural studies right now)

My problem starts when these people come with a "Holier than Thou" attitude.

Condemn everything that's different from what they perceive as Normal.

Refuse to listen to others (hence they stay stupid)

Love to put restrictions on others but not to themselves (double standards).

And in the end display even worse habits than those they condemn and are too stupid to realize that.

[CanadianoftheCoast]

@tamenga88

Yeah, that's one of the reasons why I broke from Christianity. It was apparent that the preachers didn't know about spirituality any better than I did, so why should I follow?

For that matter, what makes me think I'm any better at it than them? None of it can be proven.

Yet despite the fact that we are all equal, there are the saved and there are the damned in their line of thinking. This made about as much sense to me as curing the disease by killing the patient.

[3inherjar]

Holy shit... I just keep thinking these guys are fakes. Noone can be that crazy... Not even religious people.

[tamenga88]

Actually I know names of guys that will make these two look like girl-scouts.

And these are CONFIRMED to be religious.

Jim Jones, David Koresh, Fred Phelps.

[3inherjar]

You're right... I stand corrected (well, sit in fact, but you know :) )

[InModiasWeTrust]

I was aware of AuroraInTheDesert, but  I had no idea there were so many! Fuck!

-Modias

[InModiasWeTrust]

I am 100% with Kaitlyn on this. We have to upload an epic laugh track made while watching this... These people? Are you fucking kidding me? How do they function in real life? DO they function in real life? Can they even tie their own shoes?

-Modias

[bunnygotfree]

I swear... I am going to upload a video of me and Matt just watching your vids. Just our reactions. So you can see how fucking hysterical they are.

I wish I could give 10 stars... Sigh. :D

[TheLethalLlama]

they just keep getting weirder and weirder. i think if i showed my mom this she'd de-convert. XD.

[nodvick]

h..... holy god...... what in.. the... hell...

[Tyrtamus]

You have the ability to constantly one-up yourself when it comes to finding new levels of crazy to show us. I'd call it a gift, but I imagine it would take a toll on one's sanity.

[bunnygotfree]

I feel so guilty for enjoying his hard work knowing he has to suffer through this shit for hours to edit it for us...

TY Pokerslut for taking the psychological abuse for us. The lolz... they are epic.

[AuntieDiluvian]

Hilarious!

[kelliko70]

I want their drugs.

And yet, it's almost an anti-drug commercial right there.

Wow.....just...wow

[nyarlotep]

This two are the best example of why we have the Poe Law... this guys are more ridiculous than Jesusophile, Edward Current and 1GOD1JESUS all mixed n a blender... and they are the real deal.

[TheXroadr]

How do you find these people?

[pokerslut530]

These particular people I found through a christian video complaining about how they were corrupting the teachings of jesus ;)

[NegativeNick]

I honestly don't think this is religion, just good old fashioned drugs

[NegativeNick]

religious views and politics aside, you are a great YTer! your editing and film style are brilliant and a pleasure to watch.

Of course you are also right on for making fun of these people

[pokerslut530]

@NegativeNick thanks man :)

Comments like that help keep my forehead out of my monitor! :D

[NegativeNick]

@pokerslut530 a bit of advice though, what's with the name?

[pokerslut530]

What do you mean?  My screen name?

[NegativeNick]

@pokerslut530 pokerslut? can't you come up with something a bit more, mature?

[pokerslut530]

hahah well I never created my youtube account with the intention of ever making videos. I do have the account YourBrainOnReligion reserved but just have been lazy about re-uploading all of my videos.

I used to play poker to pay the bills and usually put in 12-16 hours a day everyday. So pokerslut was a very apt name during that time in my life (before I got completely burned out on the game). Yeah it has a derogatory word in it, but it's a creative play on words, so I never found it immature..

[Meiklelodians]

What the hell....I like my stoney heart. They are cheesy, and kinda make me want to hurt myself.

Dude I am lovin your video's, you make me laugh alot :)

[pokerslut530]

Thanks :D

[TheScienceFoundation]

These guys are clearly atheists putting on a mockery to make religion look even more ridiculous.

[pokerslut530]

I wish you were right. At first I couldn't be sure until I saw that they've literally been to other countries and "perform miracles". See this video for example watch?v=2JJtoMzNyIA

In order for them to travel to other countries, people must be donating to them. It's some weird demented concept of christianity is all.

I wanted to work that into one of the two videos about them but couldn't get it to flow... like it should be a seperate video entirely on false miracles. Still might do one.