The Devil's Let's Play

[werebee]

He sat there for at least a minute picking up weapons to slowly move them foot by foot onto the moving platform thing. Jesus H. Christ.

[edward18517]

me's never had sex o.o

[ichgo333]

PISS ME OFF MORE SNAKE!

[KantorekBaumerB14]

Loving the knowledge of english panel shows.

[Teeg32]

In case anyone was wondering, IQ test scores are between 90 and 110. Anything over 110 is "over 110". The actual number isn't relevant or accurate.

[Voothegreat]

@Teeg32 I'm not sure about that. I had a real IQ test administered and had a number specified over 110. There're different scales, too. I would say the entire notion of IQ isn't relevant or accurate, though :P

[SakuraOfTheSand]

Mephisto plays Halo with Derril? Wow.

He must be truely evil.

[lemonystuff]

"Gaming, Designing Games, Reading, Remixing Tracks, Listening To Music, Getting Pissed, whoo! Having sex..."

Wut...

[JDWtri]

IQ is like dick size for nerds, interestingly they seem to be inversely proportional and are both equally lied about.

[mastatsan]

Fright Night (2011) wasn't made yet when this video was made, so I've come from the future to tell you that I know of a less threatening name than Darrel/Deryl.

Jerry.

A vampire named Jerry.

[PointsofData]

@mastatsan I giggled

[RiderAndKallen]

IQ in only the 140's? Sheesh, my IQ was 157 when I was 12. Besides, it takes a low IQ to think HALO is a decent multiplayer.

[spiderfred1]

Pick a fucking weapon and stick with it Deryl!!!

[Votiguy]

Daryl only has a wake that spreads carnage because he drags his feet and is morbidly obese.

[HGAlchanii]

I totally have the demonic power to make you deaf. Watch this. *turns on Rijno LP*

[rocklee989]

i think am going blind

[Seth2378]

What the hell did he said in the beggining?

[epixaricacy]

I can't tell if Chip is shuddering in disgust or having an orgasm at 4:00, either way I feel pretty dirty.

[mmelendez514]

His name is Darryl but its pronounced DAREELLLL!!!!!!

[communistrecords]

Wait he likes AVP?

[TheBilly]

And I'll have you know his IQ is accurate. Master Chief administered the Stanford-Binet over XBOX Live.

[TheBilly]

"Country: United Kingdom"

Getting "pissed" means "drunk".

This correction is critical, of course. It paints a more accurate picture of this brilliant, intellectual, Halo-playing fella. (Oh, I'm sorry, this "bloke")

[TheIr0nMike]

@TheBilly So than Darryl is either trying way to hard to be cool, or he's a manifestation of all that I hate in the male gender.

[TonyBranston]

And now one of their fans will say Eminem thumbed down their videos.

[Morzox]

What is it with everyone on youtube being a devil or a demon or some shit? I guess this supports the theory that youtube really is hell.

[KaitonWLOC]

@Morzox It seems to be a phase, that's why I changed my account (I went through it) but some people don't get over it. It seems ridiculous looking back.

[mewichigo03]

So did this guy get exorcised when the original Xbox Live got shut down? Maybe that's why Microsoft did it.

"Screw this guy, we're shutting down the entire grid."

[protoAuthor]

Actually, it's Dare-ill.

[somekindofmonster54]

so wait, he hates eminem, but likes some of his songs? Darryl the devil confuses me & probably everyone

[dewybmt]

i dont know about halo 3 being better than 2. it was great and very fun but each halo is fun in different ways and tell different parts of the storyline. you cant say one was better cause thats like saying this part of the story is better than this part before or connecting to it. and its also kinda sad because lps of good games like halo that are bad like this make the games look bad. makes you wanna make your own lp of it except do it GOOD. i mean geez is it so hard to get a dazzle?

[wyssmaster]

I think by pissed he means drunk. anyway

[CardsharkxVINNY]

Nope. Sorry. Kevin Bacon wasn't in Footloose >_>

[pyramidheadkitten9]

he proclaims his love of sexual pleasure on youtube, tries to act tough and a "ladies man", yet his name is daryl.

boy that fucker must be lying about his IQ, i thought it would be somewhere in the the 200s.

[ThisIsFiveEighteen]

This is my brother Daryl, and this is my other brother Daryl.

[Ultran122]

FEAR THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF DARKNESS AND HIS LET'S PLAYS OF DOOOOOOOOM

[VegetaOujisama]

Is that YGO:TAS Kaiba doing a narration, or is that General Ironicus/ChipCheezum/Both?

[Deathspeak2u]

"Daryl, you're not the devil stop acting that way"

"FUCK YOU MOM!"

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@Deathspeak2u IM LETS PLAYING KIRBY SUPERSTAR YEAH

[CasualVideoGamer]

I have an I.Q. of 137 - which apparently is just under the ability to figure out how to make a good LP.

[DayBreakization]

The devil is the master of torture, so he would have a video like this.

[DJCalusTracks]

@DayBreakization really long opening credits.

[DayBreakization]

@DJCalusTracks ಠ⌣ಠ

[DJCalusTracks]

@DayBreakization THIS IS WHERE THE FISH LIVES.

[DayBreakization]

@DJCalusTracks After the movie, remember to pick up some CARNATION ICE CREAM.

[ZoomingDakota]

Daryl does sound kinda like devil...

[ArchangelDrake]

This is the only guy that, when the police pull him over, is like "It's because I'm Satan, isn't it?"

[kmoodyblues]

@GamesGoodMeBad

XD Oh jeez.

[TotalSimpleton]

My name is Daryl, look upon my camcorder, ye goons, and despair!

[Narrator007]

@GamesGoodMeBad I can't help but imagine UrinatingTree's voice when I read that epic comment

[LaLumine]

The ellipses was due to his contemplation of sex.

He meant he enjoys THINKING about it,

[Lestat13TheVampire]

Well, looks like I'm skipping the movies tonight guys, I'm gonna watch Derril's fantastical Halo 2 split screen camcorder low muffled audio half length part lets play.

[rynox45]

If he's from the UK then by "getting pissed" he means getting drunk.

Different meaning's over the pond.

[akumacornflakes]

Granted, he's probably never actually been drunk anyway. You can't drive to the liquor store and play Halo 2 at the same time.

[Sye909]

Dont drag lovecraft into this buisness D:

[spunkstermunkster]

ChipCheezum's parody of him sounds like a Dragonball Z character. I guess he really did do the voice of Goku.

[ugds123]

The guy has an IQ of 137 but he apparently doesn't know that you can use the plasma rifle as a fire arm and not just a melee weapon

[Rex507]

So let me get this straight.

In his profile he took the names of the three prime antagonists in Diablo 2 and it's expansion set, wrote a story then went on to brag about himself in the first portion of his profile.

Is this guy schizophrenic?

[Dellazice]

@Rex507 No, just one of his head friends. (Smile and nod.)

[br1ck4br4ck]

its 2009 and i...i play halo 2....

[Kagemusha22]

To be honest I'm surprised you guys know about Charlie Brooker. Who by the way will be getting his own panel show for Channel 4 soon. (Along with bringing out Gameswipe for BBC4)

[Kagemusha22]

"Being pissed" = Being drunk.

It's British slang.

[Gamiac]

...

That'd be Halo THREE, thank you very much.

[AvengerStar5]

The HUD looks like 2. Can't be 3.

[keyburrito]

He's playing this game on Easy.

You can tell because his shields aren't going down even though he's running up and beating the shit out of his enemies.

[k2thaizzale]

The fact that you can discern his health bar in this shitty quality amazes me.

[TheSamuraiGoomba]

Why in the world would you play Halo 2 (I'm assuming that's the game he's playing, as it could be freaking Super Mario Brothers for all I can see) on Easy? And in Co-Op? Do they really suck that badly, or does he hate uploading anything that would require a tiny bit of skill?

Also, why the split-screen LP (makes it harder to see, for one)? Why Halo 2 Co-Op at all? This is one of the more pointless LPs I've seen. Not to mention the video quality is legendarily bad.

[AlbertWesker47]

Wait this was co-op? I thought this was some multiplayer wankery... well I think that's what it looks like.

[TheSamuraiGoomba]

@AlbertWesker47 No, this is definitely two-player local co-op Halo 2. Personally I find it shameful to play 2 player campaign on Easy, because the game gives you a safety net with two players so you don't even have to go back to the last checkpoint when one of you dies.

That said, I totally understand how you couldn't make out anything that was going on. At this point my big question is why he LP'd the game on split screen. That's just stupid.

[Ukiby3000]

Everytime you guys impersonate 'evil Daryl', it makes me think he's a combination between Gray Fox and Psycho Mantis.

I've been playing MGS way too much...

[OfficialMC2]

I thought the same thing.

[Mashirafen]

MOCK THE FUCKING WEEK?

[quakmastr]

this guy needs to be more consistent. he is truthful about his name but he lies about his sex life.

[SamuraiFoochs]

I'd be cool with Ironicus doing movie trailer voiceovers now, just sayin'.

[Edgemaster000]

"My name is derald I'm 21 and I'm a die hard gamer but romantic at heart cute and funny, and I have an I.Q of 137 etc."

Oh I see, he's a faggot.

[carefreew0rld]

eh i can't really say anything because i overuse ellipsis's...

[Typhoon6666]

Pretty lame speedrun for the lord of darkness. Oh well. Atleast he has some taste in TV shows (except Mock the Week. That sucks).

[Mysterious0Bob]

I agree, Mock the Week sucks shit. QI is vastly better.

[banopr]

top gear is a legit show, but he's english and doesn't watch QI so the fuck

[LolTater]

This is the lamest speedrun I've ever seen.

[Vertigo688]

Protip: IQ is generally held by most psychologists to only be a gauge of how well and how quickly one can learn and retain information, as "intelligence" as a psychological concept lacks universal definition. :eng101:

tl;dr - Guy's full of shit for posting a meaningless number.

[carefreew0rld]

THANK YOU! sorry i had a arguement about immaturity on another youtube video and the guy brought up his IQ like he had something on me. i stayed level headed but the other guy RainXM or something was saying i have asburgers or something and saying i was immature. sorry to brag :P

[comicstripdude]

Maybe "getting pissed" refers to getting drunk. That would explain his unintelligable speaking.

[expotemkin]

He didn't mention if that sex was hetero or not.

[nektakilla]

Wow I am impressed that you called him out on Mock the Week, good job.

[TheSpeediercat]

Shouldn't one of his interests be fiddling?

[TrooperLinks]

lmao speediercat :P

[RRDVRfan]

LOL, he sucks at playing Halo 2.

[T3hWaffleman]

I have the power to become invisible, but you guys have to look away or it won't work.

[spacevampirestudios]

Well, the Devil loves his Footloose.

[metroixer]

I can shoot lightning out my eyeballs but only when it's dark and there is no light outside and cellphone radiation is not present.

IT'S TRUE

[derrike]

At first I thought you were mocking him in an exaggerated fashion, then you said that was from his profile and I died a little inside.

[k2thaizzale]

I think the Devil was muffling his audio and blurring his video in an attempt to distance himself from this kid.

[qwertyuiop726]

That dude sounds totally badass. You guys probably shouldn't mess with him.