Hot for Teachers w/ Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green

[Brraaaappify]

I've got an idea. Instead of bitching about arizona's new law, california adopts it and saves billions on feeding and housing illegals? How about the money the state could save by not having to print documents in more than one language. How about the money they could save on not having to hire translators for every public building in the state. Say whatever you want about me being a dick, but ignore the "illegal" part huh? It's your kids that suffer. Save BILLIONS, nah that would be rude.

[CaneSugarCane]

Now that I've seen this, Megan still won't sign my DVD

[coolman9999uk]

1 week in Iraq = $2bil. That's the salaries of 50,000 teachers for an entire year. lol america, you so craaazy!!!

[pcatchison]

Everyone at the bottom looks up and shouts "Help!" But those who reached the top cry back "Help Yourself!"

It's not important how they get the money put back into schools. It is important how they get it back.

So do something about it...vote!!!

[bkim9289]

lol TRANSLATION IS WRONG! it saids it there so many people its hard to breathe

[skeetzo]

say no to cuts! uncut is the way to go!

[EmoMinion69]

Love the "Last Action Hero" reference.

[41Blop182]

duuh... How HYPOCRYT is that ? That makes me sick !

[galiciadba]

What do they use all the money for? I don't really understand why they keep cutting budgets for the education system. In Singapore, education is the second priority right behind of defense. They'd cut any other areas just to be able to provide for the education system. Besides, the children are the future and don't they think it's worth investing in the future?

[brendamolecula]

After watching this skecth over and over again, all I can say is that those two (Fox and Green) are equally INSIPID and utterly DULL!

[tepesreloaded]

fuck teachers

everybody hates them

[suchadambidiot]

see all the way to the end i was still expecting van halen....=(

[yourtube1234567]

Well, shit I hope they fire my retarded so called High school teacher.

I hate that bitch!

[theeditor4us]

Arnold schwarteneger disliked this 598 times

[hefra344]

HOLY SHIT!!!!! they tried to kill the diabetic kid with a hershey bar

[fhilninie]

kid: can u sign this transformer's dvd for my dad...

megan: no

BUT SHE STILL LOOKS HOT

[themvyguy]

0:09 - What he should have said: "It appears there is an event happening!"

What's next? They'll lay off the roof?

[farizzal]

I've noticed Adam McKay and Will Ferrell are really political with their work, did anybody see the credits for The Other Guys? Shit was tight.

[SpideyFan1993]

If Arnold was in the classroom those kids would have behaved forsure.

"SHUUUUUTTTT UPPPPP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!....shut up!....."

[rs4us]

@MJBDC7 Haha you got me there :D

well I would love to...

That means after the bio lesson

[Layisinha]

Horrible Actress!! ¬¬

[hefra344]

@Layisinha she is but she is sooooooooooooo hhhhhhhhooooooootttttttttt!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[premarcrules]

@hefra344 I know she is...I'm thinking of naming my kid Brian Green after her cuz she's so cute

[vintagecity13]

@premarcrules you mean megan.

[premarcrules]

@vintagecity13 no, I mean Brian...joke dude

[hefra344]

@premarcrules thats cool

[projectpk1]

Ugh, this means i cant cut my self anymore...??

FML.

*Cut..Cut*



[Anomiman]

screw Arnold, he is a selfish pig ... and they should make a movie about him owning a coffin company whose sole customer is US navy ... yeah , . moron.

[skidmetal20]

dam megan fox is hot but the kid could have been dieing and she wouldnt sign the dvd now thats messed up

[rs4us]

imagine megan fox would be your teacher...

well she can give me so biologie lessons...

[samthemanrox]

ARNOLD GOT OWNNED!!!

[stitchmorg]

SHOULD HAVE VOTED PROP 19 UP!

[binosho]

megan fox is sexy  as hell

[jaundist]

this so funny!

[BowenDesignWorks]

How about not building $578 Million dollar schools and pay your teachers!

That's 11,500 teachers at a $50,000 Salary!

[snowboarderx3x]

@BowenDesignWorks Problem is, you still have 40kids in a classroom. So yeah... More kids, means more schools AND more teachers.

[kasprzykdc06]

haha the GOVERNOR...very funny video

[AxemBlaze]

um the korean girl def did not say "can i please go to the bathroom???" unless if that was supposed to be a joke.

she said something like "What's up with this. There's so many people that I can't breathe. It's pissing me off!"

LOL

[matissesoccer]

why are the two dad's being creepy? it's because of people like that you're not living in a trailer park you whore.

[ThePaisteTrout477]

I Wish I Was A Diabetic.

[racheldupasquier]

i love megan fox haha

[Kmart1063]

her shirt was awesome...but i think it would be better if she took it off.

[rayv142]

Damn, with all of the cuts going on in NY, I'd love to live in Cali lol

[kaseyalanahmackay]

err err err err er.

[Mrari17]

i thought funny or die was supposed to be funny?

[Dankshasta]

Wow...Megan Fox might be OK?

[ilovesasukeandleto]

jessica alba over megan fok any day

[Creeeeestal]

"Annoy the governor until he cries for his mommy." I think your hotness makes up for your humor.

[Smullet90]

Washington D.C., the area with the highest amount of funding per student in the US, is below the average level of education in the US. Even when poor children are compared with other poor children, 33% of poor fourth graders in the U.S. lack basic skills in math, but in Washington D.C., it's 62%

Is it possible that most people don't hate children, and want the best for them? I don't want my kids getting shit for an education, I don't play politics with that. But this system is unsustainable.

[Smullet90]

Chinese education - 31.61 billion (us. dollars)

U.S. education - 972 billion

(comparable enrollment rates, chinese literacy level at 92%, us at 99%)

see the difference?

australia, who is ranked number 1 for education in the world, has a budget of 44,489 Million (4% of gdp)

If we used a comparable amount of funding (4% of gdp) we could cut 389 billion dollars of funding.

The U.S. is tied for the highest funding per student in the world with switzerland.

[IWEEW]

Is this actually blaming Schwarzenegger for the budget crisis?

[Goldarck]

HERE SHE IS NAKED!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=w_CBk3HfKt­A

[bongborin]

Megan Fox...!!!!!!!!!!! 

Damn the cuts. Schools everywhere is the U.S. is being cuts. Teachers and Students are suffering from this cuts. Make a different and vote.

[knightangel022]

Here's an idea to the budget issue. Why don't the actors that show up for these things put..I don't know a couple million in to help the schools? Oh that's right they need to buy more jets, houses, and other useless shit for THEMSELVES. Sorry actors, I forgot about that.

[thu80]

@knightangel022 It would definelty be a nice thing to do, but you're puching the problem away from the government. Education is what drives a country forward, and government is supposed to work for the best of the country. NOT private people, they don't stick around for ever, and cannot oblige to pay several millions every year. That is not fair. Its time that USA stop screwing around other places in the world, and to take care of their own problems!...

[Goldarck]

HERE SHE IS NEAKED!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=w_CBk3HfKt­A

[videogamenostalgia]

To be fair, that guy does have a point about Arnie- they should have made these kids man the fuck up!

[jobrodemisemiselena]

kids are our future. we don't want them to be stupid.

[pronghorn50]

I was expecting a motorcycle to show up, alex to start wailing on the double bass, and eddie to shred like hell. FOD, dont call it hot for teacher if its not going to include hot for teacher....idiots. die.

[mikerox8]

@pronghorn50 agreed.

[brendamolecula]

Die, not funny.

[k847]

i came here because of Megan Fox......

[Babejah123]

WOW! thats another thats going on in the world... that i DON'T care about !!

[ganjaking187]

start home schooling your kids, the public school system is just a way for the elite to brainwash your kids anyway and kids that are home schooled are always 10 times smarter.

[sevenlemon]

So if I understand this correctly, BAG's son is attending a public school?

[Deke101]

Well, if this is Funny or Die, I guess this one died.

[landplog123]

600.000 views because megan is real hot!!!!!

thumbs up for her from the antihumanmachines

we d'ont are zombies why you treat our children like these?

[lakairunner21]

i guess if there are higher taxes then me and my family will just become poor, we were only delaying the inevitable

[treid100182]

This actually got the point across...Privatization and dismantling of our Government...and with it our rights and freedoms.

[muti7777]

This just isn't funny...

[lamakeupgirl]

Ok, how was this remotely funny?

[WORMIE4456W]

there are how many people in the world and 595,929 wachted this and 581 hate this

[LovingOrli]

the translation for the korean girl is sooo not right. haha

[jaseandjohn]

wtf?, would have approved of this if megan fox was replaced and/or it wasn't a terminator referance....

[fliz48]

Stop saying politicians in Sac they dont even live there or spend most of there time there.

[dh144498]

actually arnold won my.olympia 7 times. =/

[TechBoy808]

Can you sign this Transformers DVD for my dad? ..... No hahahahahahahahahaha

[siroxz2000]

is dis true hahaha lol

[twiztid4life]

megan fox should auction herself off to the highest bidder 3 times a month for a year... im sure u'd get sum cash then

[ThePete65]

He is a fag...would not know about ATTICA if he got ass raprd there..BLAH BLAH BLAH LIBERAL TARDS

[TheALISon2512]

wow

[chrisgreulich]

What a bunch of idiots! This may be the stupiest video I've seen. What a great pair of losers to make a dumb point.

[sdgsdgsdgsd3]

@chrisgreulich thats the point

[sydneyskaterchic98]

awsome

[xGAM3Rxx]

THE END IS NEAR LOLOL

[SuperMarioRevolution]

I couldve sworn this was going to be a hot for teacher megan fox tribute.

[rotensnatchmuffdiver]

amazing these powerful people care lets do something

[TheAgentAssassin]

I'm more concerned she's dating this monkey faced douche-bag when I'm still available for lovin

[lachlanSB]

@TheAgentAssassin she proboly sore that your youtube account name was "theagentassassin" and that you make videos about you games.

[edrag87]

Was she looking for deceptacons at :38?

[nonpersonsdotcom]

Well this is what you get when you star Megan Fox in something created by Will Ferrel.

There have been funnier outbreaks of bubonic plague on record.

[heyarnoldnick]

i thought this was called funny or die. it certainly wasnt funny

[mymovienerd]

Was this supposed to be funny?

[bamhammer]

The dude at 1:20 was in the last episode of How I Met Your Mother

[motleygunner99]

@bamhammer i've seen him in something too but cant place him. wasn't that show though

[noplacespecial]

@motleygunner99 i know he used to be on 7th heaven, and that short-lived show october road. i know hes been in other stuff, but i get he and his brother mixed up, so i dont remember what.

[whosdabomb3407]

the only reason why i clicked on this was to get a boner

[Dices4Serenity]

stop throwing statistics at us and make us laugh!

[TheLegend1245]

Without teachers the kids will be stupid and ignorant.

[terceldude]

Annoy the governor, lol! :) I wonder where that will end up going? ;)

[chorgaparada]

why am I not laughing?

[TommySubGun]

Thumbs up for Megan is hot

[Inordhaus]

look at those thumbs.

[spartan11352]

why cant she teach at my school

[mikeasteras]

are y the new teacher???SWEET.!

[slamcityskater]

ahh megan fox any videos good if it has her in it

[pepepecas1212]

o:50  nice ass :)

[pepepecas1212]

sweed :)

[greenabsint]

Brian Austin Green is a pedophile.

[eckorocks1]

the korean girl didnt say she wanted to go to the bathroom. she said she's said she cant breath because theres so much people....

[KABooMxInc]

ill say no to budget cuts if you sign my transformers dvd. :D

[ZzPr0k1lleRzZ]

i like hairy nipples

[thickiam]

0:10 ... zombie baby???

[spinnersmetal]

And people wonder why americans dont rank in the top 30 in science, math, or reading. We are the dumbest first world country by a longshot.

[FizzyBublech]

@spinnersmetal Thank the teachers unions.

[spinnersmetal]

@FizzyBublech No I'll thank the republicans who want to spend more than every other country combined on our military but want to cut education, healthcare, social projects and ect. Unions are a small part of the problem but if republicans didn't take a massive surplus and turn it into a defecit, maybe we would have good schools?

[TheEgyptianOne]

how dare them make fun of a legend like arnie. how dare megan fox who had her momy whipe her ass while Arnie was doing classics, go against him like that!!

[filipinoking55]

more politcal ads would be noticed if they actually had creative thinking like this is wasnt LOL but it was lol

[Naran1Bad2DBone]

Megan Fox!

[Dallascountryband]

funny or die should stick with what they do know, comedy, funny videos...etc. and not what they dont know. like the simple principle that california has the highest paid govt workers including teachers thanks to their stupid unions! since the teachers and other public figures wont take salary or pinsion cuts the only thing to do is quadrupple taxes.... that should really help everyone! stupid liberals...

[Whiteguyforpalestine]

-561 Republicans are more worried about hating on "liberals" than caring for children.

-3670 people want to do naughty things with Megan Fox.

[FizzyBublech]

@Whiteguyforpalestine Liberals are more concerned about providing Mexican American Cultural Centers than caring for children. Oh yes, in the midst of a financial crisis they managed to spend 1.7 million dollars on this center and in the same breath complain there is no money for the teachers unions. Do you hear that? Its the smallest violin in the world playing a tune.

[spinnersmetal]

@FizzyBublech Let me guess, the answer is give tax cuts to the richest people in the country right?

[Gomreo]

@Whiteguyforpalestine and I guess I'll have to be 3671st .. :P

[jagg3r551]

@Whiteguyforpalestine actually us republicans are the only reason this government is even slightly stable.. you will see when the revolution comes. and it will.

[Whiteguyforpalestine]

@jagg3r551 Hahaha... bullshit. Republicans are weinies. This racist, greedy, capitalist system is flawed and fools like you would rather keep it going? All this whining and blaming the "other guy" is tiresome. Instead of "revolting" against corporations or CEOs who profit from outsourced jobs... you idiots would rather complain about immigrants taking them?!? Good grief. Evolve and realize your political ideology is absurd, inept and obsolete. I yawn at your idea of revolution.

[IPawnt]

@Whiteguyforpalestine No...588 people have the intelligence to retrieve their own political ideals instead of relying on simple-minded celebrities who know nothing about politics. Funny how all those celebrities were like "WE WANT CHANGE! VOTE! BLAH BLAH" and then we the state of the economy today...I can't believe I'm even bothering to explain this.

[cman2223]

@Whiteguyforpalestine lol the terminator is NOT real conservative, he's a RINO like bush and mccain, theyre not real republicans

[BattleFitReno]

@Whiteguyforpalestine

I agree- we should care more about the kids and less about the illegals and welfare bums so that we can actually afford to educate the kids

[Whiteguyforpalestine]

@BattleFitReno typical.... always blaming the little guy... the lowest on the totem pole. Never mind the CEOs or others in power that reap millions of dollars in profit from corrupt business practices or those who outsource "American jobs" for profit under our capitalist system.  Protect the rich at all cost?

[kettlebellconvert]

@Whiteguyforpalestine

i dont know about you, but i blame those guys too, and agree with battlefitreno. who do you think use illegals for either cheap labor or imported votes? the ceos and the power structure in washington. its not like every rich person is corrupt, but a lot are- and all those in power who are rich are.

still, ol commie-fornia DOES waste an assload of money, he's got that right.

but then, maybe money isnt the answer. DC's school district has tons of it, and look at it.

[chesney2]

I was expecting something funny... PS Terminator is better then Transformers

[akku08]

'annoy the governor until he cries for his mommy' LOLLL

[khenessy1]

awww megan is nice.

[StaraziaSelin66]

i cant take her seriously with her head bopping around like that and acting like a 10 year old girl trying to look like a teenager.

[doligodoligo]

the korean girl said "what the fuck i can't breath in here there are too many people here. i hate this!"

[melvinandtori]

@doligodoligo how do you know?

[doligodoligo]

@melvinandtori because im a korean

[angelburndown]

shouldnot have started the fking war in middle east.. now pay for it

[derjungle]

@angelburndown Good job not understanding context. Flat out this has nothing to do with the wars, The American economy has been dragged through hell by the banks since the early 90's and will NEVER recover, California is just the first domino in the line the other 50 aren't far behind. The WESTERN WORLD is at the end of its rope. P.S don't think the rest of the world has it any better. The U.S economy falls so do the rest of the world, THATS why you protest globalization. yay humanity DUH

[Skeluz]

Brian was da bomb in Sarah Connor Chronicles!

[kamisue21]

@Skeluz For sure!

[jjwebshow]

wtf come on weres the make out scene not cool ppl not cool ... k that was a little ruff but stillif u make a megan fox video it has to have something sexual

[risingfall]

dude none of these videos arent even funny

[Bucksnort3018]

omg i luv how she said no to that kid at the end. :)

[Twisted86]

I love how they blame Arnie but really its the country....the same problem is happening all over the country.

Our Government caused the issue and its our fault for letting them.

[Zeno1999]

@Twisted86 < Whole point is to make you aware, how fascist's agenda is moving to turn world into a depressing place. Then we beg them for prosaic. The real economy is about sustaining life supporting principles- communities, farming and infrastructure and defiantly NOT wall street gambling.

When oil price went up, how did we protest. When someone come up with alternative fuel, how much government take interest to develop the idea further ?

[jastefanchik]

FIRST!

[PunisherLobo]

Brain Austin Green! Luckyiest Motherfucker on Earth!!!

[PeaceLoveBud420]

Its not suppose to be funny dumbasses, its more of a political video

[pespectx]

korean girl: what is this?! there is so many people i can't even- something about her hands- its fustrating!

[XxkloudxX354]

can't even breathe

[neongreen1397]

Stop suckky youtube videos like this

call 1-800-makebettervideos

or go to

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[neongreen1397]

funny or die? i guess its time to die........

[OctavioBarbosa]

a ver shunshuneger, mas vale que escuches a megan fox!!!!!!

[AmbroseOh]

Hah.

"Can you sign this Transformers DVD for my dad?

"...no."

[socommercenary]

well maybe that 17 billion went towards paying med bills and foodstamps for illegals that arnold wont address cause it would be political suicide in his state.face it california unless u man up and stop illegals of all kinds of races your mess is only gonna get worse

[mangafreek3295]

lazy translation. and in case you're wondering if I'm wrong. I'm not. WHY!? 'cause I'm korean that's way.

[sarkasmi83]

I don't know why, but every time I browse for something totally different and I see Megan Fox in the related videos, I just click it.

I mean, I don't even like her THAT much, though I'm not a hater...

Maybe it's just because... if I'd ever see the words "Megan Fox sextape leaked" and realize it's true, my heart would probably start skipping beats and I'd have a year long painful erection.

[oboeramen]

wait. i can't take this seriously. is it serious?

[089Banane]

Transformers with Megan Fox !!!!!!

BRING HER BACK

BRING HER BACK

BRING HER BACK

BRING HER BACK

BRING HER BACK



[089Banane]

Transformers 3 with Megan Fox

BRING IT BACK

BRING IT BACK

BRING IT BACK

BRING IT BACK

BRING IT BACK

[cuklearbomb]

the moral of this story/skit is that this generation is going to become stupider, and that i would like to fuck megan fox.

[januliatko]

she has orange face :)

[bieber12345ful]

@januliatko your just jealous maaaate .