scrubs Dr Cox saying NO!

[Flexglitcher807]

i found out about this from a vid called when a 9 fan is bored

[TheHugeTuber]

11 people received this rant

[BlueRoseEmbers]

This is my brothers all time favorite Dr. cox rant of all time

[LeonBlackbird]

0:18 He reminds me to Woody

[JacobGPH]

Can I please use your bathroom?

[HairyHariyama]

@peAkkkTF2 and @ryanmshepard92 I found the comment useful for copy-pasting into forums and online chats, since I didn't know how to spell Jose and I wasn't sure how long to make the NOOOOOOO. Quite possibly the only time a transcript of a video will ever be useful, but there you go.

[ItamarO93]

this guy is too epic to be real

[DartiCia]

10 peolpe are just Jumping from a cliff...screaming Nnnnooooooooooooooooooo!

[nuppert]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000­00000000000000oooooooooooo....­................... poof

[ArsenicOverdose]

The "Man falling off of a cliff" is okay, but personally my favourite is "In your anger, you killed her".

[dlomng]

@ArsenicOverdose Like that?

nooooooooooooooo(dot)com

[angimomma]

...pfffttt

[mikstar890]

There are few time's when i watch a man saying no for my amusement.

But god damn he's funny!

[HARDY1818]

I just adore this man, so sarcastic and realistic

[Laricko]

Cox is a expert troller

[Greenflashblur2]

@Laricko Last Name>

[Risingstar9109]

this clip ftw

[TheMessiersAndromeda]

0:23 I love how JD's head follows the imaginary falling man :)

[sanemcelikcim]

OMG GUYS WHY DO YOU GIVE THUMBS UP FOR COMMENTS WHO REPEAT EVERY SINGLE WORD WHICH IS SAID IN THE VID!!!!! COME ON, what´s wrong with you???

[danielm0rk]

@sanemcelikcim I'm with you here. It's just stupid.

[sanemcelikcim]

@danielm0rk thanks dude. it´s so annoying -_- they think it´s funny but it´s NOT!

[Veredei]

I actually like that, when he's speaking like a machine gun it's helpful to have the first comment helping you understand some of those words in the middle.

[sanemcelikcim]

@Veredei yes there´re some vids where they speak really fast but still. don´t need to repeat the WHOLE vid ;)

[HGArchis]

I wonder how he will say YES WE CAN when he runs for president.

[estelgreenleaf]

*insert all dialogue from video here and get a ton of thumbs up*

[Mizzypowaaah]

press 6 for NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo..­.....

[icklerockerpags]

I now have a reason to love having the surname Cox.....

[IceTehHedgehog]

0:04

[akumenon]

3 - "Absolutely"

7 - "OOOOOOO"

[evanowarior]

cox and newbie jd for president

[akumenon]

Dr cox just made up that last one to look at JD's junk.

[sparrow2202]

the pfft at the end made me laugh so hard, with cox's look ^^^^

[zemc77]

Then... is that a Yes?

[PerfectPuppyCharms]

keep pressing 6 and seven repeatedly XD cox lol

[MrGangrel1992]

9 FOR PFT

[foltrapikins]

0:20

[TheSUPERGTA]

Press 6 for NOOOOOOOOEEEEZZZZ

[bluezero789]

@TheSUPERGTA Pause and press 1 for a NICE SMILE

[WrestlingFrodo25]

Paurse and click 7

[MrCastang]

@WrestlingFrodo25 or 6 xD

[WrestlingFrodo25]

Watch the spanish video in the suggestions right next to this, titled "Scrubs Dr Cox Nein"

[gof666]

@WrestlingFrodo25 It's German, not Spanish. Get you're languages rigth.

[MrKackbone]

@WrestlingFrodo25 Yes its German I think in german Dr.Cox voice is much much better also Jd´s voice. But thats what I think.

[xwexarexbulletsx]

N O O O O O O O O o o o o o o o PFFT!

[cbrme97]

My new ringtone! of course people get annoyed because i don't answer until it is done!

[PKRockin7]

What a douche.

[jackolas2007]

I've used this before! but i cracked and couldnt keep a straight face :P

[playerboy8]

tap 6 and 7 and Laugh

[UziRider2]

Press 4 to call Lance.

[roman6a]

@UziRider2 bill and LANCE! (contra)

[beitland12345]

Continously press 7.

Dr. Cox very surprised by JD´s big d*** ?

[arnoldt14]

Dr. Cocks

[TheBubblesParadox11]

I'm sorry, but this is the best show on TV

[Waluigiman]

@TheBubblesParadox11 *was

[shad0wcecil]

dr. cox forgot on way to say no. the EPIC nnnooooooo!!!!

[malu827]

0.20 <===========  Epic Face

[higuma75]

Cox for president.

[AussenseiterFan98]

@higuma75 that's it :D

[raizentoushi]

@higuma75 can you even imagine what would happen with the first amendament? he would use it as toilet paper and than rant about it not being soft enough :)):)):))=))=))

[stefanescu1000]

@higuma75 He refused :))

[SektionEi8ht]

@higuma75 I would so vote for him.

[Riyell]

I could watch this for hours, even days and still not get bored! O:

[Qez0]

@MyScuderiaFerrari why would it be ironic?

[BijayTv]

Dr. Cox ? Pffff..... XD

[SabbyNeko]

I just used this video to respond to a friend who keeps pushing Manga on me xD

[AwesomeCzarson]

*pft*

[cameosam]

I've always wondered. What would happen if Dr. Cox said 'no' to the Panda?

[Teheleri]

@alexblack6 yes, thats what he said, congratz

[Bubblingbrew]

@alexblack6 Why would you quote the entire video... Jesus fucking christ.

[fourtwentypr0of]

@Bubblingbrew rofl agreed

[TheMatt649]

@Bubblingbrew yup

[FloormanUK]

@Bubblingbrew

well if that's how he gets likes... ;)

[ItsNotActuallyFunny]

@alexblack6 Thanks for repeating everything that was said in the video, this comment was really helpful and necessary.

[peAkkkTF2]

@alexblack6

How nice of you to type that, so even the deaf people can enjoy this clip.

[deathswatch1]

@peAkkkTF2 he got it wrong as well :)

[ryanmshepard92]

@alexblack6 Wow. What an insightful comment. That definitely deserved 267 FUCKING THUMBS-UP!

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people? It's an exact fucking quote from the video we JUST WATCHED! Christ.

[BijayTv]

i could cry XD

[MasterMaxD]

"Err, Dr. Cox?"

"............PFT!"

[kekkolatorre]

Nooooooooooooooo... oh dr cox.. ! Pfff

[bbiieeddrroonnkkaa]

I want see a bloopers of that!

[Bbylove4Ever]

keep klicking 0:18 the guy behind him is doing the robot ;p

[mixxy9]

pause then play and press 7 over and over again

[ltsjack]

I should get this on a tape recorder

"Can you take out the garbage?"

*Click *

[nichyp0]

thats my personal favorite now, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooo ^_^b

[lumiere2020]

Man falling off of the cliff is my favorite too. xD

[bella2309]

never, not in a million years, absolutely not, no way Jose, no chance Lance, niet, negatory, mm-mm, nuh-uh, oh, oh and ofcourse my personal favourite of all time, man falling off of a clif: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooo...pff­"

[DjScary1987]

better in german :)

[TheGerald39]

dr cox the best

[loopylouise123]

pause at 0:21 , now think dirty thoughts heh heh

[nachocomm]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO000000000oooooo­oooo

I havent laughed that hard in agesss!! xx

[mexifrida]

This is something actually worth trying. I wish Dr. Cox was my mentor to guide me through every day. It would be fun to so thoroughly treat everyone.

[Gigaboss87]

Best decline in history. LEGENDARY.



[TheGorillawind]

no chance lance

[Tijnvaassen]

Dr. Cox is the Embodiment of Ownage, King of Rants and the reason I like Scrubs.

[xXFieryPyromaniacXx]

I say ya all shut up ya stupid trolls. Your both wrong. Its obvious that the internet has but one purpose: PORN. duh...

[EmberQZ912995]

@xXFieryPyromaniacXx Avenue Q. Just saying.

[xXFieryPyromaniacXx]

@EmberQZ912995 yup the internet IS for porn

[nichyp0]

Oh my god @ChuckMeSPN24 your an absolute idiot.You were talking about how we do not use proper grammar even though you managed to misspell (proper).

[PeaceMisses]

*show the finger* BauuF xDD

[Howler54]

NO CHANCE, LANCE!!

[AhornHorizont]

Falling man is my Favorite way xD

[KrutoyPostowoy]

Is the actor gay?

look hes carrieng his clipboard like a girl.

[str4jo]

@KrutoyPostowoy good God in heaven Krutoy, there are just so many ways to say this to you....

[70m0ynot]

the "transcribe audio" is hillarious, it's the little "cc" placed bottom right. In the middle of "nooooooooo" it says "higher"? Hahahah and debit cards!

[Bartman954]

@70m0ynot

Higher debit cards! NOOOOOOO!

[DarkComet666]

I liked the part where he answered in the negative.

[25pheonix]

I think thats a no.

[myjsallday44]

lol the pfffttttt at the end makes this amazing

[MrsEdwardNigma]

My personal favourite of all time is also "Man falling off a cliff." :)

[Scalli90]

haha i love it. but in german it's ways better!

[AnglusEvilTwin]

@Scalli90 echt?

[Resurrectedfantasy]

*poff*

[Jurassic0Al]

I once said something very much like this at military school when a cadet in my platoon asked if I'd recommend him for a weekend pass after he both failed a test and got ten tours on Bullring. Fit the situation perfectly.

[TheGurkenfass]

wow i think the germany dubbing is way better just type in falsch falsch falsch and you see the german videos of scrubs

[4getfulness16]

I don't watch this show much but from what I have seen, it's pretty funny :)

[onepiecefan0]

i think dr cox doesn't wanna go

[GamersHelpers]

never, not in a milion years, absolutely not, no way erm idk the rest, some1 tell me plz? Dx

[1hit3wins]

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuu....................­...

[kugia111]

lol dr cox is the best B)

*watching it a hundred ties and trying to get it to use it on my own* xD

[geldimanne]

6 dislikers, you should know that he is raged and coming for you!

[GermanXGamer]

b.net was here!

[Boggle1212]

bnet was here!

[Re1ro94]

Bnet was here. Thumbs up for Bnet.

[Halosecretweapon]

B.net was here.

[alwayscrazy25]

where is dr cox looking at 0:21

[Badkitten94]

@alwayscrazy25 at the man falling down the cliff... ;)

[legodude5566]

thumbs up if you got linked here from B.net

[simotwifan]

i love this part!!!!

[daplayer]

I actually do this in real life LOOL!

[EagleGamerNL]

Ge-Wel-Dig!!

[rafpach87]

Dr. Cox was the best!

[Hootshot112]

No Way José!

my personal favorite!

[IsRaELiQo]

LOL "Pffffff"

[agentscott95]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pfffffffttttt *u see a cloud raise up* the best part about that rant

[Lynsey38025Part2]

I wish I worked with this guy

[AidenSkittles]

@Lynsey38025Part2 Yeah, if actual hospitals were like this then I would be sprinting towards medical school.

[Jetgirl9]

"No" and in case you don't speak Spanish, "No"!

[simotwifan]

i love scrubs:))

[PoopinYT]

The script actually told him to say "yes", but he gave it a little twist.

[FanOfAll]

@PoopinYT futurama?

[Ma1992Wi]

@PoopinYT

Yes, Futurama is pretty cool too^^

[TheLeetSkills]

@PoopinYT LOL

[zlateh000]

@PoopinYT CALCULON!

[runrunforest1]

no funny

[Gigaboss87]

This is one of my personal faveroutes of Doctor Cox.. Absolutely hilarious ending... "man falling off a cliff: NNNNNNOOOOOOOooooooooooooohhhh­h..... .... .... ... PFF!" :D

[TheKelti]

Anyone knows what's the episode when doug tries to justify why he kills so many patients and kelso responds "Cause you're a bad doctor" ??Please

[cocoachrispies]

@TheKelti i believe that is in season three episode 7 or 8. It's on disk one somewhere T_T It happens in the episode that Cox does his "Dr. Phil Rant".

[queenkimm8]

best moment of scrubs.

[emgzz]

Haha - watch this clip without sound, its hilarious :D Btw Cox reminds me Ahmed the dead terrorist here :D

[MagnusKristof]

should cut at 0:04

[sgfox]

when linking this forum, I put "#t=00m04s" right after the "3zNjQecyjE8" on the address. That makes the scene cut right at the relevant part.

Thumbs up if it works for you! :)

[CuteLittleOwl]

I just did it this morning to my mom, and she EVEN interrupted me before the pfft-thing. XD

That was so hilarious. XD I love Cox. <3

[PrimetimeD]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooo...........­......................

pfft

[Phelan666]

But, Dr Cox.

[ChuckMeSPN24]

Just used that rant on a guy at school. I can't believe I did the whole thing without cracking up. lol

[jkcheese]

@ChuckMeSPN24 Oh, i would have loved to see that. Ahaha, must have been great. :D

[eaglerouge]

@ChuckMeSPN24 What did he ask you?

[ChuckMeSPN24]

@eaglerouge he asked me if I would go with him on a date, even though he totally knew I already had a boyfriend. So I decided to make his life hell and embarass him in front of everyone at lunch.

[pogoman379]

@ChuckMeSPN24 ah so basically you're a bitch. kk

[ChuckMeSPN24]

@pogoman379 And you basically have nothing to do then instigate a fight with someone over the internet. Bravo.

[ouatisxz]

@ChuckMeSPN24 Hate to break it to ya sweetheart, but pogoman is right. I mean, what an evil little fellow that totally liked you and decided it was worth fighting over you with your boyfriend, though obviously you would have been an evil one if you had went along with it. Long story short, you could've just said... oh, I don't know, there are so many ways which I could put this! No pun intended.

[ChuckMeSPN24]

@ouatisxz Too bad this particular guy in question had asked me countless times and I tried being nice with just a simple, "no." Sometimes that doesn't work on people, and I don't know who you think you are to call me a bitch for getting irritated by someone who was trying to ask me out to purposefully anger my boyfriend. So excuse me. Try not to form an opinion about somebody when you don't even know the entire context of the situation.

[Mehcide]

@ChuckMeSPN24 In the context that you have given us I can still say these three words : Your a bitch.

Heres a bit of advice for ya on the internet people only know as much context as you give them so give them the entire of be prepared for criticism when people think you were wrong in a situation.

good day.

[ChuckMeSPN24]

@Mehcide I rather not take the opinion of someone who cannot spell or use grammar in the propper setting, thank you very much. Seriously, you people are astounding. Just because you're on the internet and hide behind your computers, you think its all right to strike up an argument for the sake of it. Its pretty simple to just let it go. I don't know you and you know me. You can't judge me purely on a half-assed explanation I gave on the internet--which was meant to be humorous. So chill out.

[rossi213]

@ChuckMeSPN24 i lol'd that you spelled "proper" wrong. oh the humiliation.

[Mehcide]

@ChuckMeSPN24 Yet you judge me because for the simple fact im on the internet it would'nt make one lick of difference if I was face to face with you I'd tell you straight up "Your a bitch."

[robbevr]

@ChuckMeSPN24 Liar :D

[NicksGoinToHollywood]

everytime a "no" situation comes up, I always find myself saying this lol