Is it me or does this sound similar to songs you'd hear in X-Men vs Street Fighter, Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter and the first Marvel vs Capcom?
Dive Man:Whatever you do don't mix me up with HARD MAN I am NOTHING like HARD MAN if someone calls me Hard Man one more time I'm going to shoot them with one of my missles
Whatever you do, don't mess me up with Hard Man. I am nothing like Hard Man. If one more person mistakes me as Hard Man, I will shoot them with one of my missles!
Aha... hilarious.. Now let me try. Megaman: SO they allow gay robots now? Hardman: What do you mean? Megaman: Uh... well... with a name like hard.. Hardman: No no, you misunderstand! I was going to be called for viagraman but they did not allow it... Megaman: Oh yeah it explains your color... Hardman: Says who -_-? Megaman: Good being a homophobe I was worried about those ghays... Jewel man: Hello hun, you look so fab! Hardman: *getting hard* Megaman: Uh oh! O_o
DiveMan: Megaman Ill save you! Megaman: Help! Im being raped by gayzors! Hardman and Jewelman: Uh... really? We where just.. Diveman: *Kills hardman and Jewelman* YOU GET: VIAGRA AND FAMILY JEWELS. Megaman: Thanks diveman you are my hero! Diveman: Actually they where not going to harm you.. Megaman: Oh good, being a homophobe I get a bit worried and and... hey put your pants back on! Diveman: Me on the other hand, am a child molester... Megaman: Uh Oh :(. DIVEMAN WINS
"Whatever you do, just don't call me Hardman. I am nothing like Hardman. If one more person calls me Hardman, I will shoot them with one of my missles."
"Uhh, like Hardman?"
"SHUT UP!"
Gawd, now I can't unsee the Hardman part of Diveman.
DiveMan kinda looks like a roboticized Admiral Zhao, they both have the same tall and burly build, both have similar faces and facial expressions. They look like they'd have similar personalities.
i could never decide whether i liked dive man or wave man more out of the aquatic robot masters...but i do know that either one of them would fucking own bubble man and aqua man lol
i wonder if diveman and damon gant are friends they both like swimming and there both made by capcom hmm
auron4201 1 month ago
After being defeated by Megaman Diveman went on to be a lieutenant commander in the Navy
scimpanze1000 2 months ago
0:31
Epic!
starrodkirby1 6 months ago
@starrodkirby1 thats CPS2 IN YOUR FACE!
xValis77x 4 months ago
dive man and hard man i wonder hard man was dive man if dr. willy rebuilt hard man to dive man.... idk
spike70x 7 months ago
@spike70x dr cossack built diveman, not wily
legorulez49 2 months ago
Dive Man: Hey! You don't have permission to swim in here Mega Man!
Mega Man: You don't have permission to cause damage either Dive Man!
Dive Man: Oh yeah? Let's see what you'd say if you were face to face with one of my Dive Missiles!
SlayerDeathBathory 10 months ago 4
listen to astro man's theme from mm8 and then listen to this....
FeelingFreshSon 1 year ago 2
how this guy change form cuz 1 time i see him fat then he looks real robot
TheBuucell 1 year ago
Is it me or does this sound similar to songs you'd hear in X-Men vs Street Fighter, Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter and the first Marvel vs Capcom?
PolyRuni 1 year ago
Dive Man:Whatever you do don't mix me up with HARD MAN I am NOTHING like HARD MAN if someone calls me Hard Man one more time I'm going to shoot them with one of my missles
Brentalfloss:Uhhhh..... like Hard Man?
Dive Man: SHUT UP!!!
theqman24 1 year ago
The NES tune sounds way better.
DreiserMedium 1 year ago
Hard Man and Dive Man have opposite personalities
Hard Man is always happy (no wonders there)
Dive Man is always pissed off
jesseregnum 1 year ago
DiveMan: Pulling Psycho Crushers before M.Bison even existed.
MrMK109 1 year ago 49
OF COURSE!
valis77songs 1 year ago
@MrMK109
Heat Man invented the Psycho Crusher.
Dive Man re-invented it.
M. Bison PERFECTED it.
PaperRayman 1 year ago 17
@PaperRayman So that No living man can best him in the ring of honor!
MECHASWORLD2020 1 year ago
@MECHASWORLD2020 Then, he used his fight money to herd 4 people onto a boat, and he beat the crap out of every single one of them!
MegaG58tehfirst 1 year ago
Diveman likes to dive real deep.
TheBlackSMA 2 years ago 2
My dad went to Highschool with Diveman. he's told me all kinds of crazy and luzly stories about him
marcovarius 2 years ago 6
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Shade man: HAHAHA Megaman I shall suck your um... you are human right? NOES?!? Oh... never mind then T_T.
Centaur man: I am a centaur/robot thingie that freezes time! That makes total sense so STFU!
Bubble man: I blow bubbles, so when I am not fighting megaman I am used for... um... well.. I DO create bubbly water for kids!
Elecman aka hitler man: *Poses rather suspicious* Ich das lieben das hit.... OBJECTION! (look at this guys ingame pose)
Willy: Sigh =(
Gamelvl84 2 years ago
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Welcome to a world with a (slightly) smarter Dogta wiwwy:
Hard man: I can.. uh get really hard! >=(
Flower man: I can plant the most fab flowers ^_^
Dive man: I can.. dive, my boss room is underwater right?.. Oh.. good I was so worried!
Air man: I am portable fan, you use me *beep*
Blizzard man: I use snowflakes pheer me! >=(
Bubble man: I am excellent for bubble baths ^_^
Magnet man: I am a magnet, I DESTROY ELECRONICS! *URGH* *sparkly lights fly around*
Dr.W: Uh guys, sorry you are useless.
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Megaman: HEY HARDMAN!
HARDMAN!: Uh, hey megaman, and by the way, its diveman! >=(
"uh hey megaman": No its not!
Hardman???: But but... aww come on! I even got this fancy underwater tube and...
Megaman: Nope.. changing name wont help you, you all get TWO chances ONLY!
Hardman: =( *walks away*
Gutsman: Yo Ive failed like 500 times, mind if I fight you again?
Megaman: of course not man! ;)
Snakeman: Ahaha megaman my bigger, harder and improved snake will...
Fakeman: You! Stop right there!
Gamelvl84 2 years ago
Dive Man: Halt! You are in restricted waters! Surrender immediately!
Mega Man: What!? I didn't know, Dive Man!
Dive Man: You dare to disrespect me?! That's it! Launch the Dive Missiles!
DullBones 2 years ago 9
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Diveman: That's do battle, Mega Man!
Mega Man: Okay!
Dive Man: Awesome!
Mega Man: Can I go first?
Dive Man: No, cheater.
Mega Man: Cool!
Dive Man: I don't have any cool water puns! Die!
This was fun! So cool! I am the man!
SuperPhillip32 2 years ago
Whatever you do, don't mess me up with Hard Man. I am nothing like Hard Man. If one more person mistakes me as Hard Man, I will shoot them with one of my missles!
spongebobrulz5434 2 years ago
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You mean like Hard Man? :D
PaperRayman 2 years ago 2
Dive Man
A robot that has the ability of a submarine. His Dive Missile is a amphibian homing missle.
"Oh man...i'm getting seasick...bleh..."
Good Point: Keen ear
Bad Point: motion sickness
Like: Coral Reef
Dislike: Pirate Man
williamdave2 2 years ago 5
Mega Man: Hey Dive Man! Which Robot Master is long, hard and have a lot of sea men inside?
Dive Man: Uuuuummm... Hard Man?
Mega Man: It's you Dive Man! I didn't say semen you dumby.
SanMateoBuddhistdude 2 years ago 4
i wanted to make that joke. sorry :D
SanMateoBuddhistdude 2 years ago 3
Diveman is Hardman's brother.
idkfa7500 2 years ago
Except Dive Man ironicly is harder (to beat anyways).
Shadsilvson11 2 years ago
I reember the secret item in this stage.
After the second whale, fall into the gap, and eventually you obtain the arrows.
Recomendable item for the rest of the game.
daizengarmx 2 years ago
hey this is the music that comes in megaman power Figthers
Pablink2 2 years ago 2
Megaman: hardman ... get the hint
Hardman: are calling me gay
Megaman: no no (worry mark)
*Hardman kills megaman by crushing him*
Hardman: well i did that just incase the word gets out
Diveman: hello pretty man
calegaea75432 2 years ago
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Gamelvl84 2 years ago
hey I thought crash man was a molester. >:D
SanMateoBuddhistdude 2 years ago
*Crash man arrives*
Diveman: You did not think I was expecting to defeat you alone Megaman?
Crash man: Hello megaman -_^ Its time for me to test out my new exploding drill ^_~.
Megaman: HEEEELP *RUNS*
*Flower man stands in the way*
Flowerman: My my, how fab.. a bit young but since he is a homophobe, we can teach him to... get to know us a little closer..
Megaman: HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!
Dive,Crash,Flower: MUHAHAHA!
The End... (of everything you ever knew about Megaman stories)
Gamelvl84 2 years ago
After I made the Hard Man joke people are making these dive man jokes. XD
SanMateoBuddhistdude 2 years ago
It's Plant, not Flower.
geekgo4 2 years ago
lol flower man,
SanMateoBuddhistdude 2 years ago
homophobes are pure evil, lol
scratch799 2 years ago
Yeah lol, well, in this case they get what they deserve though.
Megaman gets: Flowerish cumshot, Drill Cock, and Dive asshole stretcher.
Nuff said.
Gamelvl84 2 years ago
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wtf
megaman's being a discriminating prick :(
and so are you by making these comments
scratch799 2 years ago
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I do not endorse or represent Megaman`s personal opinions.
You damn discriminating prick :(
Gamelvl84 2 years ago
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Besides my stories talk crap about child molesters, now if you are one, then fuck you, and yes, in that case I hate you.
Gamelvl84 2 years ago
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Mopiitup 2 years ago
This was the first ever stage I went to in the first megaman game I'd ever played.
Reaction?
"HOLY SHIT, WHALE."
Ashenge 2 years ago 5
hmm... I thought the stage was a little hard... in the gameboy version.
megaboy14 2 years ago
sounds like X-men Children of the atom
accent361 2 years ago
what are you'll making references to?
Megaman parodies on newgrounds?
Limerickdesign 2 years ago
It reminds me of MetaKnight's revenge (KSS and KSSU) when you get knocked in the ocean.
16smorford31785 2 years ago
Dive Man: (gets into a elevator to Wily's lab)
Hard Man: (next to him as there is awkward silence)
Me:.....you know you both sort of...
(Dive Man and Hard Man give me mean stare)
Ok...never mind...
songoku350 2 years ago 48
@songoku350 DIVEMAN AND HARDMAN THEN RAPE YOU IN THE ELEVATOR.
ZEROEVILDARKCOOL 1 year ago 12
@songoku350 lets hope they don't meet Bit Man lol
HarmonySword 4 days ago
"Whatever you do, just don't call me Hardman. I am nothing like Hardman. If one more person calls me Hardman, I will shoot them with one of my missles."
"Uhh, like Hardman?"
"SHUT UP!"
Gawd, now I can't unsee the Hardman part of Diveman.
spongebobrulz5434 2 years ago 8
me:oh ok HardMan
DiveMan:STFU *fires Missiles*
SkullMan:*kills DiveMan with Skull Barrier*
SJOfficialChannel 2 years ago
God, Diveman was impossible for me back then without his weakness.
Idolores 2 years ago 2
Well I don't know, recycled armor? Kickass channel btw, never seen one like it.
selitham 2 years ago
Or blood brothers, or in their case, "oil brothers".
selitham 2 years ago
Not physical bros, man! Brothers from other mothers! Well, scientists, actually. But the point still stands!
MegaTailzChao 2 years ago
Has anyone noticed the songs used in power battles/fighters are the complete works music?
cockmasterZ 2 years ago 6
I have now. :)
sonicmario64 2 years ago
Dive Man always whooped my ass so bad when I was a kid. It wasn't until I got his weakness that he fell under my heel.
Idolores 3 years ago
I would always beat Dive Man too quickly in Power Fighters and I was like "I want to hear the whole song, but I beat it too fast!!!"
walton80 3 years ago 2
DiveMan kinda looks like a roboticized Admiral Zhao, they both have the same tall and burly build, both have similar faces and facial expressions. They look like they'd have similar personalities.
FireNationDeathWish 3 years ago
Don't forget the sideburns.
OzaiFan 2 years ago
This and Skull Man theme are the best robot master themes in Mega man 4. Best theme in Mega Man 4 is Final Battle
AlphaDingDongX 3 years ago
He reminds me alot of Hardman
alexthepure 3 years ago 7
this stage is to fun for dive man
foxtrotthefox 3 years ago
My favorite level boss and weapon in MM4 :D Diveman kicks ass ^^
FreDaN92 2 years ago 2
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Dive Man: I can Dive deeper than Splash Woman will ever dive Mega Man
JDavies345 3 years ago
DiveMan and HardMan are totally bros.
MegaTailzChao 3 years ago 8
In this era, Dive Man would have been called MyStockCrashedSoImJumpingOutTheWindow Man.
songoku350 3 years ago
Dive Man doesn't like Pirate Man. Guess the two have a score to settle.
Ridley9548 3 years ago 3
The Skull barrier always saved me against this boss. Good song.
0123caj 3 years ago 2
dive man dont take no guff from no one. and if you don't believe me... just listen to this song.
marcovarius 3 years ago
dude in mmbn6 falzar,this dude is a damn submarine!!!! O_O i cant believe he looks so much like the average collage joe O_O
KKSLIDER2 3 years ago
"Dive dive dive! I'm diveman!"
DarkAlex0706 3 years ago 3
Dive Man is way better than Wave Man and this theme is the best!!!
Katracho630 3 years ago 4
Diveman and Hard man look so alike. lol.. hard man.
slyfoot 3 years ago 3
This song mixes up the rhythm too much for my tastes. Strays too much from the original.
Mank25 3 years ago
I dunno, I don't like the original but I adore this one.
breakmandx 3 years ago 2
i could never decide whether i liked dive man or wave man more out of the aquatic robot masters...but i do know that either one of them would fucking own bubble man and aqua man lol
royalguard56 3 years ago
I like diveman just because he has an actually threatening weapon...missles.
bassvillain 3 years ago
Waveman just has Water Wave... a whack weapon.
MegamanNG 3 years ago
he has a harpoon, like Captain Ahab!!
cattties5 3 years ago
When I heard him talk in the Mega Man cartoon, he did sound like Captain Ahab, a little.
BlueSapphireRanger 3 years ago
neither of them could take out CONCEPT aqua man
he looked bad ass
and nobody can own bubble man
HE'S FUCKING SCUBA STEVE
shalpp 3 years ago
Who is Scuba Steve?
DarkAlex0706 3 years ago
Bubble Man, apparently...
Ultim874 3 years ago 3
according to google:
'Action figure in the movie Big Daddy'
srmoogle 3 years ago
he kinda looks a bit like hardman
SovietSpymaster17 3 years ago 5
Rockman 2: The Power Fighters game's soundtrack have this track and others.
AlgungLao 3 years ago 5
Personally I like the original tune better. It's the best classic game music ever
bloodshotaardvark 3 years ago 8
sweet
jaymes1989 4 years ago 5