Seinfeld: Newman's Best Moment

[ermemit]

I saw Newman in Jurassic Park

[MaldePartison]

Haha, Seinfeld is holding a laugh by the end of Newman's speech.

[Artemis458]

you guys are doing it wrong, works better with some dots;

helllo.....Newman

[CleaverEchsDee]

Hello, Newman.

[doctorbower1989]

Share the show? Jerry is the worst character.

[Dunderhead36]

@doctorbower1989 it's true, but even that tells you how great the show is. Honestly, I like Elaine the least, but she's still funny and integral to the show.

[tryithere]

The key to Seinfeld being good is not centering on one character but spreading it all around. Have to give credit to Jerry Seinfeld for not being too egotistical and being willing to share the show.

[tryithere]

Jerry should have taken Newman to France.....and left him there.

[Cup0Joe93]

fat ugly jewman

[Jinxywinxy13]

HELLO NEWMAN.

[aznwilly211]

don't postal workers make good money? lol

[Iwforpresident]

Dennis's career before joining John Hammond s Jurassic park

[MaldePartison]

Newman. Because some men only want to watch the world burn.

[MidnightGrunt]

My favorite Newman moment is when his car breaks down and a dinosaur spits acid on his eyes and then he eats his face.

[Artemis458]

@MidnightGrunt not forgetting when Newman was interrogating a blonde woman who happened to be wearing no underwear and then she opened her legs

[sonicboomz]

Not only did they create brilliant primary characters, but also great peripheral characters like Newman and George's parents. Amazing show.

[mobus1603]

I liked it better when Newman was representing himself in court when trying to fight a speeding ticket using Kramer, who couldn't remember their plan.

[frankiebaby725]

I love his dialogue with Kramers mom when they see each other on the street.

[LoreJunkie]

newman!

[JacceArts]

witch season? :D

[grimmjowjaggerjacks0]

@JacceArts last season second last episode

[EdiBlazE]

Luv the episode elaine was seducing newman...JUMBOLALA!!

[MrPixarGuy]

I'm gonna do this on the last day of the 12th grade.

[leafyutube]

The postal worker who delivers my mail is exactly like Newman. A little skinnier, but just as eccentric.

[ClamShakes]

It sure was. Haha.

[Imagynuity]

lol, this was just on.

[RJF1966]

your not a little anything Newman

[AsAboveItIsBelow]

@FischermannsFreund86

I personally think he's pure awesome. :P

[FischermannsFreund86]

Newman is just pure evil.

[toby099]

@FischermannsFreund86

Elaine: Maybe there's more to Newman than meets the eye. Jerry: No. There's not. There's less

[TheRealawesomeguy]

Greatest evil laugh of all time



[BandakaKush]

I loved Newman in Jurassic Park!

[iwannafuckindupe]

actually, this is brilliant. this guys has talent for fucks sake

[lvanhorn2]

dennis, our lives are in your hands and you've got butterfingers?!

[shutthefuckuploser]

newman u dna stealing douche

[Kailoa36]

Oh Yeah!

[greeneyesleo18]

best Newman moment is when he interrogates Jerry and George for mail fraud lmaoooo

[mtcp122]

I love how he almost falls leaving jerrys apartment hahaha love this show...

[4thenucks97]

I just got shivers

[CoolerKing37]

The key to the whole show is Newman.

[andmaketherain]

@CoolerKing37 Strangley, I concur...he is the Keyser Soze of the show...

[ForlanElCapo]

@CoolerKing37 correction. the key to the whole show is newman AND kramer!

[SHARKREEF2011]

@ForlanElCapo actually its jerry seinfeld and larry davids writing,thats the key

since newman and kramer sucked in their other shows

[ForlanElCapo]

@SHARKREEF2011 yeah fair enough, but their acting for their respective roles in seinfeld were just spot on... you gotta admit, seinfeld wouldnt be the same without kramer and/or newman. I suppose you could say the same about george or elaine, but kramer and newman just made the show so much fun to watch!!

[SHARKREEF2011]

@ForlanElCapo i totally agree with you.actors need something to work with,but as u can see with the failed shows,it always the script,script,script!!

[TheMonkeybutler20]

@CoolerKing37 freekazoid?

[CoolerKing37]

@TheMonkeybutler20 Yep!

[karzan10]

@CoolerKing37 Not really.

The Key is Kramer. He causes 80% of their problems.

[TomValedro]

@CoolerKing37 why so?

[tryithere]

@CoolerKing37 Because they wouldn't have had any mail?

[trumbaron]

@CoolerKing37 What do you mean by that?

[CoolerKing37]

@trumbaron It's just a reference from another tv show.

[antonio36599]

@CoolerKing37 or kramer!!!! ;)

[TheEighthSage]

@CoolerKing37 QFT, The Lobe was spot on with that observation :P

[RomaniaTricolor]

SO PROPHETIC! He was right on the money!

[jetson215]

Newman was a co-star in 3rd Rock From the Sun, another well received 90s era sitcom. Check it out on Netflix, its a good show.

[slingshot2004]

i really wanna see the bloopers seen of this clip....lol



[tlittlej]

I liked the one about the transfer to Hawaii better: "The air is so dewy sweet, you don't even have to lick the stamps."

[SchismMax]

bhahahahahaha no one could ever say it like that but newman XD

[thedudedoingthedew]

that day has come it is called bee movie

[cadumal]

SOON.

[MisledTrick]

Anyone thought that Newman wanted Jerry's plane to crash? 9/11?

[catsaretheshit]

now thats good fucking acting

[MrPixarGuy]

Newman's finest hour

[wamphyr000]

The best Newman moment is when he made that really weird noise while angry.

[TheQuiZNoKid]

Am I the only one who never really found Newman funny?

[tFighterPilot]

@TheQuiZNoKid Probably

[Cleon29Warrior]

At "Hello, Newman." I was on the floor.

[879326]

Newman is so evilXD

[XxComablackxX1937]

Dilophosaurus must not have had to eat for a bit after finishing this man in Jurassic Park.

He is a great actor though, Very under-rated

[iaadotlk1]

I like it when Seinfeld says, "Hellllooo Newman!"

[geoag2008]

Texas A&M and Baylor???

[PeachCreek2026]

I love Wayne Knight! Whenever I hear his voice, I think of Mr. Blik from "Catscratch"

[viper1966]

Thumbs up if you loved when Mewman started sweating when he saw Sharon Stone's cooch.

[2deathblade2]

@viper1966 lol....cooch..

[MichRockHop81108]

another newman meltdown. this one is the best next to the mail never stops rant

[Metalhead7517]

My favourite Newman moment is when the cop knocks on his door after they kidnap the dog. He just walks out, looks the cop up and down. "What took you so long?" I die every time.

[mufc187]

@Metalhead7517 I hear you, brother.

Highlight moment in a great episode.

[warriorhermione]

In all his postman glory?

[sportomanokin]

Hahahah, look at "Paul Bearer" at 0:49

[mufc187]

Who is dis little fat bastard? Now that little motherfucker look funny!

[SnakeSkin950]

Even if Newman did have a dying cousin in Paris, Seinfeld still probably wouldn't take him....and neither would I. But you can't blame him, or me, haha. Look at him...

[rickybobby5150]

don't go gettin cheap on me dodson...

[Nconte1944]

@rickybobby5150 lol i know he made him pay for his food and shit even though he just handed him a huge bag of money already..

[RGHZ666]

and indeed the day came and he was there in all his glory

[superfart112233]

hello newman

[Seantendo]

Holy shit, he turned into Tim Curry.

[Dash77771]

When you control the mail you control............INFORMATION­!!

[onfire1631]

0:40 when he says "that's a shame" the transcribe audio says "that's perfect" damn machines, they do not understand cynicysm.

[perun1nj]

I meant to invite you, your invitation must have been... LOST in the mail... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[MRMAL1C3]

best newman moment for me ....... toss up between the yogurt shop episode: "So I said ' nice try grannie ' and sent her to the back of the line" dyahahhaaaha ( love newmans laugh) and the Mail Fraud episode : newmans Interrogation of jerry - " Hot underneath these lights ay, seinfeld?"

[orginalweezysworld]

definitely not Newman's best scene. best scene would have to be...I forget the episode but at the end when Kramer is done painting his highway Newman runs over a sewing machine, then his mail truck catches on fire.

[NikkiKitty86]

@orginalweezysworld That episode is called "The Pothole"

[BridgewatersFinest]

45 people are but simple postal workers.

[9262ABC]

@BridgewatersFinest You are a total homo. Please stop doing these stupid "(number of people who voted down) are (some lame half-joke related to the video)" "jokes". IT'S ANNOYING AND STUPID AND RUINING YOUTUBE!

[EdTyProductions]

@9262ABC U mad bro?

[Cheeseburgeh]

Hilarious! The sad thing is, is that my brother and I memorized Newman's whole monologue. :)

[MrPage2004]

was Newman based on a real person in Larry David's or Jerry Seinfeld's life? I know Kramer was based on a real life Kramer...

[davidbowie1100]

@MrPage2004

No just Kramer and George AKA Larry David

[jpsned]

Yeah... that was pretty good!

[BrianMinor25]

He played Zurg in Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, and you can hear it very well when he gives his evil speech! XD.

[mayfairproductions]

I love how he runs out of the shot :P

[ShoegazingHammer74]

I love the fact that my joy every time Newman appears at Jerry's door is inversely proportional to Jerry's dismay that he's there!

One of the greatest 'extra' characters ever - Wayne Knight is just so naturally funny (physically and in his comic timing/use of language) he wouldn't have been out of place in something like Laurel and Hardy; would've made a brilliant villianous stooge for them - him and James Finlayson, perfect!

[drumsticks57]

@ShoegazingHammer74 He didn't.

[FacckUtube]

@ShoegazingHammer74 you jew lover

[ShoegazingHammer74]

@FacckUtube

Oh bless!

Keep on keeping on with that Oedipus complex! xxx

[FacckUtube]

@ShoegazingHammer74 Go fuck yourself ;)

[Hokitt]

@FacckUtube Must admit I am

[FacckUtube]

@Hokitt Good 4 you ya fucking hobbit

[ZatoSama]

hahahha it doesnt suit newman to be licking jerry's ass

[swisa1120]

Thats a shame...

[Sailorsega]

Big let down unparalleled like the last episode of Seinfeld

[Fersomling]

When was Wayne Knight's first appearance as Newman?

[Nevexst]

@Fersomling The Suicide. But Newman first appeared in The Revenge(voiced by Larry David in the original airing, dubbed over by Knight in syndication)

[Fersomling]

@Nevexst : Thanks. Now, many say that Seinfeld is the best sitcom of all time. I am not sure that we can compare sitcoms from different decades, however: Seinfeld is certainly the best situation comedy produced by the Baby Boom generation.



[xabio2520]

@Nevexst You are an Seinfeld-Expert ;) you are so right.....

[TheFootyfan13]

thumbs up if you have a newman-like personal in your life

[BAGP1P3H3R0]

Isn't Wayne knight cute and dreamy?

[jrmetmoi]

@BAGP1P3H3R0 what are you smokin?

[lordante89]

pure evil !!!

[MPDethan]

its kind ironic that Newmans best moment is in one of the worst Seinfeld episodes ever :/

[brand270]

funny!



[GSPatton89]

Actually Newman's world already came crumbling down back in '93 on Isla Nublar.

[GSPatton89]

In speaking of muscles I could go for some mussels yummy.

[harrysingh295]

newman rocks

[Cdub2k]

I'll be there in all my glory

lmao. This was Newman''s best scene in all the episodes he appeared in.

[m33lad]

didnt he die in jurassic park? what the hell is he doing here ALIVE! 

[Dracula216]

Newman is pure evil, as Jerry said...

Press 3 over and over and he says "Luzifer" ;-)

[SD2OCsponger]

Didn't he get eaten by dinosaurs?

[sonbuhitsunei]

@SD2OCsponger Oh, what I'd give to see him lay into Hammond as Nedry like that lol

[dancinkindofguy]

I just switched to IE 8 --- Where the heck is find on here? I've clicked every icon on here and no "find"!

[amdestuiani]

@dancinkindofguy have you tried Ctrl+F?

[SeriousStorms]

newman!!!

[TheBlackEYEHawk]

How can that fat man survived jurassic park?!?!

[lifeleech]

@TheBlackEYEHawk he, didn't.........?

[kforcool]

@TheBlackEYEHawk he isn't fat anymore.

[boxingisbest]

@TheBlackEYEHawk The little dinosaur could not consume all the fat

[SuperSpacecoyote]

@TheBlackEYEHawk He didnt. He got eated up.

[dbjkatz]

@TheBlackEYEHawk

He didn't. A dinosaur jumped into his jeep and ate him.

[jmikejapan]

@TheBlackEYEHawk Didn't that neck flab dinosaur spit poison in this face and killed him? I haven't seen that movie in a while, so I'm not sure.

[Sorarules21]

@TheBlackEYEHawk he didn't, lol.

[rhcpfan101]

@TheBlackEYEHawk Troll?

[jesusthescarecrow]

@TheBlackEYEHawk

he didnt. he died

[AmericanBadass44]

@TheBlackEYEHawk He didn't

[aronosky69]

The best, Jerry. The best....

[chathamjo]

NEWMAN WAS RIGHT!

[KOCOPAV]

watching, watching... - that is the Newman's Best Moment

[laffizzle]

newman would be great in shakespear

[TheStaticage01]

@laffizzle Ha! But Alas..I can't afford it...Fore I am just a simple postal worker?...

You are totally right on the Shakespear.

[KnoxBlondie]

FABULOUS

[aceshigh1087]

how was jerry not cracking up during that last bit? there's no way i would have been able to keep a straight face when that was being filmed..

[bboyStuntZ]

@aceshigh1087 Jerry laughs through quite a bit of this show in fact. Sometimes he can't take it and they use the cut anyway. You can see it on his face. Not full out laughter but you can tell sometimes that he's holding it in. :)

[theangryfrenchgirl]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololol press 1 over and over.

[StarWarsEdits]

Newman was totally right.

[VictoryRepublican]

Newman!

[PurdieLauture]

HELLO NEWMAN..................HELLO JERRY

[Noirberrie]

@PurdieLauture thats the best hahaha

[footballstarr7]

i like putting my mouse over and off of the flag button so it looks like the flag is waving

[jonmangreenday01]

press 3 over and over again=LUCIFER

[dragoron]

@jonmangreenday01

MINDFUCK

[jonmangreenday01]

press 1 over and over again, Newmans humping the table!!!!

[kaaylo1]

lol jerrys like superman and newmans lex luthor

[WhiskersMctabby]

too bad all his glory included choking on chips...... lol, he's one hell of an actor though,

[historyfreakfroman]

LMFAO!!! Pause @ 1:10!!!

[Scythemeup]

isn't that the guy from jurassic park?

[historyfreakfroman]

@Scythemeup Yes

[andres220]

@Scythemeup

Are you serious? HAHA yes, it is him

[im4himandhe4me]

nah, i think the famous Newman snort would have to be the winner.

[potatoman122]

hey is this foreshadowing to the finale episode..?

[TheMrTide]

newman!

[ShaithMaster]

haha I love newman's Shakespearean rhetoric haha

[ordude123]

newman is right... jerry ends up in jail xD

[mjax1111]

Sweet justice...Newman, you are wise!