Two and a Half Men - Alan gets owned

[ARavingLooony]

god if they wanted to kill someone off for season 9 why couldnt they hv just killed alan nobody liked him i guarantee without charlie this show will crash and burn and eventually b as shitty as justin bieber at singin

[bdonbdsful]

thumbs up if the title of this vid made u laugh as bad as the video XD

[h0wud0in2]

john cryer is great but the character alan, I wanna beat him to death with a sledge hammer most of the time...

[zomgseriosuly]

I don't get it

[Copper4head]

Alan should have said: "Well, if I want your opinion I'll just ask "The Help", a.k.a. Berta!"

[boeing4961]

when dont get he owned

[MrMunity]

Ouch.

[nomanalivakil]

I would fire my maid if she pulled that kind of shit with me but charlie is very kind

[megatobby1991]

@nomanalivakil he isn't kind.. he is terrified xD

[Copper4head]

@nomanalivakil

Really? Charlie's KIND? I think that He's just afraid to get beaten by a female.

[1967jenn1]

Finally, someone who actually fixes the YouTube subititles. Thank you, uploader.

[bob1234g100]

Haha. Alan burned himself. xD

[jacksonsam81]

@nice1centurion... You have a problem, go see a doctor.

[NBOnijmegen]

That's what I like to call: Touché

[nice1centurion]

this show is for idiots

[wassr1956]

@nice1centurion FUCK U !

[shadowsofDarkness100]

WINNING:D!!!

[shadowsofDarkness100]

Funny thing..alan wasnt in the conversation but got pwned :) hahaha -3

[megodgast]

i like the subs

[Mysticalmetal]

Charlie Sheen Winning

[IDontKnowAndSoOnLol]

Haha :D Ohh... Ouch :D

[stajki17]

Bertaa rules :D

[ShaneWatson92]

WHY SHOULDN'T HE HAVE NICE THINGS? GETS ME EVERYTIME TIME!!!

[ShaneWatson92]

WHY SHOULDN'T HE HAVE NICE THINGS? GETS ME EVERYTIME TIME!!!

[jesper2818]

<3

[gustavoba96]

two and a half men best scene

/watch?v=_ffptt45hUU

[80sfanforthewin]

apparently alan made 5 youtube accounts :P

[HappymanFIN]

1:20 oh ouch ! D ;D

[mjakes20]

That is my favourite quotation on facebook :)

[LauGhTeRBG]

i honestly dont see the point of writing the exactly same phrase as he said i mean we all heard it no need to type it down doesnt make you look cool or something

[Ishlam]

@LauGhTeRBG some people need to see which phrases gets written down the most so that they know when to laugh

[LEFTxFOOTxFORWARD]

LOL

[TheAabel1990]

The name of the series should be "Alan gets owned"

[szqsk8]

"He's got that withered arm....". LOL!

[timmyenminoes]

@Ateag Lmfao xD

[MrBerserkerHero]

aha you can let me know how this work out ':D:D:D berta is hillarous

[ltdpro4life]

If i wanna hear your oppinion, I'll ask one of the dozen of women you have meaningless casual sex with!

Oh au.... xD

[Mysteriousone11]

Stop; hooting, wooing, wooting, hooing, woohooing, woohooting, hollering, cheering, and so forth, as It makes you more unintelligent than you already are.

[MetalMania33]

@Mysteriousone11 are you talking to the people commenting or the studio audience that attended that episode?

[Mysteriousone11]

@MetalMania33 both

[LeoHeavyPrieto]

sooo owned!

[happylittlegamer2010]

4 people hate berda

[erehgregrhegrhegr]

oooo thats gotta hurt!

[Ellzarulz]

oww OUUCH lololol

[HittokiriBatosai]

Fair play to him, he didn't cower away, he stood and tried to swing back. The fact that he missed and stumbled into the mat is irrelevant.

[fpfarto259]

Four people deserves to be sodomized by Bertha ;-)

[rozkochana]

great!

[heroinparty]

i really love berta

[markoshea95]

if u like tow and a half men then u will like this video,

search ``two and a half men best of alan``

[JALV4]

omg i just realised im watching two and a half men youtube and on tv. go me.

[KCJD09]

Oh ouch xD

[hellkaiser96]

gotta be THE BEST comeback in the history of mankind

[20DeeJayEl]

Berta's awesome.

[Woilem]

after charlie got owned he still had enough ego left to drain the last bit of self-esteem out of alan :D

[JoseJapalena]

ouh, OUCH! :DD

[JackT9128]

PWND !xD

[Serendipityblue1]

Berta = most awesome character on this show. She is freaking hilarious!

[swudeft]

...I ask your ex.wife" ... hahahaha oooohh xDD

[duequesne]

Berta is priceless! LOL! 

[Booogeym4n]

thumbs up for two and a half men lovers,especially charley

[MassiveM110]

@Booogeym4n charlie is awesome shame they got rid of him

[ringdingading]

in german version berta has the same voice as roseanne :)

[JimmyDope1]

nothing but love for berta^^

[sxlgame]

i hate that classic phrase they use " meaningless casual sex with"

[yosef9420]

fuck you

[vlado7777]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[nsgress]

Charlie: If I want your opinion I'll ask your ex Wife.

Alan: Oh yeah ? Well, if I want your opinion I'll ask one of the dozens of women you have meaningless casual sex with.

Man Alan stinks at come backs

[FrogPrincess0]

hahah i love bertaaa, why shouldnt he have nice things ?!

she actually kinda reminds me of the lady of barefoot contessa :p

[darkluigix]

I Love two and a half men -its one of the few things that makes me laugh

[alinn05]

he gets owned in almost every episode:D

[Mcnugget556]

What does he mean by "I'll ask your ex-wife" and what's so funny?

[djusbox]

@Mcnugget556 cuz his ex-wife controls everything he does. it only funny if you watch the show

[Pexavi]

hahah Two and a half men eh mto foda, a legenda em portugues tmbm fico da hora

[sindre101]

charlie and alan get owned

[kawasaki4everKX]

hahahaha "i'll ask your ex-wife"

[nsgress]

Hey if I wan't your opinion i'll ask your ex wife BURN !

[swordoflucifer6]

Alans life sucks!

[Weirderino]

@swordoflucifer6 Alan's life brings out so much laughter around the world that it technically is win. :)

[toophatpoyo]

"Alan Gets Owned".

What else is new?

[Xboxer1080]

Alan should have said "Well, if I want your opinion, I'll ask mom"!

[JoeTube27]

Duckie

[dustysnoop]

Mia is much nicer than Chelsea. Charlie needs to get back to his old ways in season 7..

[toophatpoyo]

@dustysnoop

That would drop down the ratings

[dustysnoop]

Sure Chelsea has appeared as three different characters in the 7 series. She was in the opening episode of Season 1 as far as I remember as a different named character. I have watched up to Season 7 episode 16 and she seems to have left Charlie. She is too tall anyway!!

[seriall1337]

@toophatpoyo absolutely not

[JackMcFarlandFan1]

I love this show so much.

[quintie1996]

amazing tv serie really funny

[RedHotCheerios]

I love berta! N truecall calm down its only a show

[TrueCall]

Such bullshit, there's no way a housemaid would talk back to their master. I'd sock that fatfuck in the face if she talked back to me.

[rock009byoun]

Both guys use ridiculous clothes...

[thugPIMPfckMADAFAK3r]

berta rules the shit on the show :D

[SebasMarinS]

Berta and Evelyn are amazing supporting roles.

[hungryhungrymetroid]

@SebasMarinS If they end the show, they should make a spinoff with those two being roommates.

[anthony4life4life]

'if i want your oppinion il ask your ex wife'

alan shoulda responded:

'if i want urs il ask mom' :[)

[rileyquinn94]

Ha! Pure TV Magic!

[Televizzle07]

when doesnt allen get owned? that and the envy i have for charlie's lifestyle is the jist of the show

[disembowmentrules]

rofl

[nitroxize]

TAHTS QUALITY!

[jdee4evur]

fail on alan's comeback

[HellToaster]

what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Ryguy2550]

berta is da best person

[AICpantera]

haha she is the reason i watch the show

[TechnoWoOt]

what , you think she's hot? omg..

[AICpantera]

of course i dont you dickhead !

shes just the funniest person in the show :)

[shaqattack69]

maybe u miss understand wat berta does

[jcanterbury243]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­h

XD XD XD XD XD XD

[GWiifanboy]

Oooh, ouch!! :D

[littlemissc4ndy]

what does berta say after charlie: those were som expensive clothes berta ?

Berta is so funny :)

[thoosejakob149]

take it out and trade it instead ? i THINK she says

[derrick302]

@littlemissc4ndy

wanna take it out in trade?

im guessin shes hinting sex xD

[Agobva]

Alan - We'll, I guess we knows whos in charge now!

Charlie - Hey, if I want your opinion, I'll ask your ex-wife!

Alan - Oh yeah? Well, if I want your opinion, I'll ask one of the thousands of womens that you have meaningsless casual sex with!

Charlite - Oooh, ouch!!

AWESOME!!!! :D

[eqcalamena]

bahaha

[gornmaker]

"Hey if I want your opinion I'll ask your ex-wife" Alan got owned! lol!!

[WCD73]

Charlie should've taken his clothes to the cleaners himself,he would still have them if he had,because of his mistake his clothes wound going to Berta's Brother in law,Earl!!!

[CalLoweR0X]

0o0 owned

[WCD73]

This was from the episode,I Always Wanted A Shaved Monkey,funny!!!