The assumption song

[glitchitxxlegoboy]

HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAAHA@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!



[Wjw129]

Missed out loads of the funny VIDEO bits but it was still funny

[SingleStorm1]

H3LLA FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

[SingleStorm1]

lol

[toomanymutants]

bahahahahaha!

[Bradshawbuff]

Hilarious

[kingjamescrab]

It was funny as hell

[tomstery1]

Not very good version..

[MrCrazyGarrett90]

ok fine ill go fuck myself...

[tomthebattleaxe]

Funny and in expecting

[drake111803]

dirty but really funny

[madleyhadley]

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[MonsterFlaky98]

NICE

[stickmansnipers]

if u dont like this u should die

[csmybuttt]

@sheon98 My shit?

[brittanymcCarl1998]

Wow this one sucks ass!

[shemanic1]

listen to a song called sweet violets, its from the 40's ? & is the origin of this poor copy

[ImsoPrownage]

Haha very funny

[zadason]

This is stupid :(

[maikelclifton]

Thumbs up for having some of those cookies

[madley1]

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[colts3443]

whos the girl....i wanna know

[dizzeeboy98]

Yep jk is definitly 8!

[petewat98]

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock, he sat in the medow just shacking his cock at some boys who were down by the crick,they're feet in the water they're hands on their dicks and "play things" and at half past 4, there came a young lady she looked like a whore.

[BBQboy12]

I bet jk8 is probably around the age of 8

[rnumerals]

awesome

[InsanityRoot]

This song is not actually by the arrogant worms. if you don't believe me, go to their website and see for yourself

[MrImakemillions]

i got a boner from this :|...yeah

[logthelog]

@MrImakemillions LOL

[toomanymutants]

@MrImakemillions heeheehee

[askmiller]

if you don't get this song, you are probably younger then 13.

[ReleasedProduct]

Lol at the tard who says it doesn't rhyme... I think you're missing the whole point of the song -.-'

[ultimatepeach]

lol, dusnt deserve this many views ._. all it is is pictures o.o lol

[greysion]

this one sucks bad :(

watch the others

[jk8fame2]

it's funny but it doesn't fucking rhyme

[TheHaZMaTBand]

@jk8fame2 thats the point lol. It implys rhymes to make it sound dirty

[toomanymutants]

@jk8fame2 you really just said that...

[theamefan4life]

cartoon is better

[logthelog]

@theamefan4life Agreed

[oOWinterNightOo]

hahaha

[joeb930]

Dude..I want to learn how to sing this...

[videogamer55]

this is a great song i laugh everytime i listen to it soo funny

[Connorinnes20092010]

haha thats good

[davidization6]

This one sucks the other ones r better

[Lohkize]

watch the other ones,, this one's shit

[5fdpandslipknotrok]

funny song

[dravenroughnecks]

THe assumption song - The arrogant worms

[WeAreBorg359]

Who originally started and wrote this song?

[Timeflare123]

still not as good as the original, but not too bad

[maveriffic4ever]

LOL!!!!

I know this will sound weird but this song reminds me of my family lol

[norekos]

Love it!@

[louiswebb2002]

HE PROBABLY THOUGHT IT SAID PREACHER

[TheCman73]

mind fuck when u see it ull shit bricks

[thembones5]

i been to sparks

[grantkerr94]

you gave credit to the wrong person, tut tut

[fizzz003]

R0FL@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!

funny ass vid l0l

[MonkeyDally]

Chris O'neil made it

[Jaihadist]

The song is by the arrogant worms( i think) but Chris made an animation

[Shinray1kuo]

It's a miscredit; it's by one person (vito petroccitto jr.)

[lethax1]

the Arrogant worms just took the song they do not own this song

[jesuslives75]

LOL!)$(@#*%^)@

[NoThoopForYou]

its funny tho

[NoThoopForYou]

this is a ripoff of a popular children's rhyme, i forget the title, and i know thedirtybob didnt write this, but learn the original and stop getting ripped off

[uthere1]

this song was written by the arrogant worms and thedirtybob wrote this in the credits hes not trying to rip anybody off

[fizzz003]

dude maybe we dont want the original coz this is funnier? ever think about tht?

 GF

[darthpirate101889]

it's pretty young creature, not preacher

[NoThoopForYou]

really, preacher makes no sense

[Jitterskull]

@darthpirate101889 What do you mean by preacher? Is there an legendal version of this?

[jaminapples]

that was not close to even good the oringnal is super good and makes sense yours is really bad sorry lol

[TheG22222]

lmao

[TomPage14]

1:23 has such small tits

[unforgivenstinkfist]

Small tits are the shit!

[joe42743]

if you think this is dirty you can go f**k yourself

im an asswhole and i approve this message

XD XD XD XD

[MVillani1985]

Correction: This song is not by the Arrogant Worms, but is infact by Vito Petroccitto Jr. This, along with the Ontario Song and The War of 1812 (by Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie) are often mistakenly attributed to the Arrogant Worms.

[whosbeensick]

no1 cares

[MVillani1985]

Apparently you do, or else you wouldn't have replied.

[DBcrazies]

i love sitting in the meadow shakin my fist but not at boys at small shrimp with tiny penesis

[dragonzoa6]

i have a sizeable home in the country too

[dragonzoa6]

i am an asshole and i aprove this message

[BorisCamolo]

i approve it to

[nulsenator]

there goes ebaumsworld stealing this from arrogantworm, eric baummen even stole from himself once lol

[RDW7895]

LOL! ahaha every time i think its gonna swear or say sumthin nasty , it says sumthin else lmfaooo..

[EaglesonRAWKS]

1:10 woah

[lsudude103]

lol this is funny

[Silkroadbmx]

the girl is cute and great vid man!

[obetaman]

this was made by oney from newgrounds.

[TripleJwrestling]

lol

[macufacu]

its pretty young creature not priester :)

[thecadaver33]

1:17 wtf is that at bottom left corner!?

cuz it looks EXACTLY like a dick o_o either tht or im blind :P

[ohmydinosare]

it looks more like a spliff of some sort, to me.

but it's maybe som form of candy?

[TLbrawl4]

really? i thot it looked more like a candy cane..

[snowballzoffire]

its called a finger.

[zcombs15]

LOL no its a finger XD

[itstaylormadeinc]

Lol I think it's a finger xDD

[romorose747]

haha thats what it looks like but i think its a finger. cause its kinda small. lol

[etnies0110]

pause at 1:10

[SLIMJIMTURKEY96]

this is hilarious

[jordanisbeasttt]

Never gets old, XD

[Benakin12]

xD lol

[Novazi74]

GO FUCK YOURSELF

I'm an asshole and I approve this message.

[pickledswizzle]

lmao...all i can say

[thatwassolastweek1]

EPIC!

[vegetarianbecca]

i love this!!!!

[xxKaylaLosttxx]

this never gets old xD

[emilygclarinet]

Man, this song never gets old.

[spongebob2789]

i now eh

[Timmay6501]

funny as hell man

[edwardcullen4eva997]

So funny

[ROFLyaz]

roflll

[iloveyouklol]

XD lmfao

[kyle110796]

lmao...sum1 sent me this on myspace...

[Monkeylad88]

This is hilarious who thought of the lyrics?

[stapler942]

This particular version is by Vito Petroccitto Jr. Not sure who originally wrote it, but it is not The Arrogant Worms as some have claimed (The Worms have never sung this song and probably never will).

[Leon2165]

Spectacular :)

[wolfgurl1997]

lmao

[gab1105]

HAHAHAHA

[XKingMega]

XD lol

[tailsmo8p1zza]

this video rules pure lollllll! =P

[tcc112]

holy that is funny

[ZirconCode]

rofl

[deathking011]

lol

[OmarProductions2]

hahahahahahahhahahahahaahaaahh­ahahahahahahaha christopher

[xxx0rockerchick0xxx]

lol thar is so funnyy

[jayandsilentbob595]

lol

[smartassedmonkey]

that.. was preetty cool.. thx for uploading

[ihatenerds123]

awsome! =P

[cromozone236]

omfg lmfao soooooooo funny XD

[majorhewitt]

lol much rofl

[Anime357girL]

i like it

[Tigermania08]

animation is better cuz u can actually see the resemblance

[chipshopalley]

love it ,it rocks

[CityUndead]

the animation is better.

[Pen15fish]

love it

[samuelaisaskilleded1]

the cartoon is better cuz it keeps movin

[alyssanrh21]

At 22 secs it's pretty young CREATURE not preacher, dumbass

[samuelaisaskilleded1]

ya there retarded

[LuckysmurfuReturns]

it's preacher fucktard. did u c the pic of a PREACHER

[alyssanrh21]

Actually no, this is a remake of a song that's not by whoever posted this.

In the actual song, it calls her a pretty young CREATURE, you can look it up on a lyrics site or something. The person who made this misheard the song, and thought it was preacher.

Yes I DID see the pic of the preacher, but it's a mistake.

I'm not the Fucktard. The person who made this is.

[xoxoLadyBoxcarxoxo]

daaaaaang lol

[smiffyuk4]

God bless america? Big head. Funny as.

[cottdeathat98]

god bless america, i wud rather have bleesed tht shit i flushed dwn the toilet 20 mins ago

[FallenSoSik]

This is a bad day pleaser LOL

[TLAX37]

funny stuff

[uyaon]

Why the F**k did he say "God bless America" in the credits?????!!!!!!!

[thumbselite]

Give me a break! the video is awesome but the god bless america? What kind of stupid idiot says that.

[3DimensionalLegend]

lol i assumed aloth of things

[revange4jim]

the girl looks like miley cyrus, funny vid btw =D

[superdude6443]

lmfao hahahahhahhahahhah hahahahahhhhhhahhahahhahhahhah­ahahahahahaah

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[Gnalstaff]

fail glich

[mrmaxell222]

LMFAO!! this is funny as a whanabgangster XD

[darkstarSNOW]

Awesome

[MetaKittie]

Win, so very win.

[blueyota4x4]

LMFAO!

[JohnnyPieBucket]

yes

[maslab]

Epic lolz!

[softballgirl308]

hahah if u think this is dirty u can go fuck urself[[ =

[iMaajid]

ROFLMAO!

[StickFiguresRule321]

lulz!

[johnneykool]

ROFLMAO

[billyjoe6901]

:P lol

[ROFLyaz]

ROFLMAO 2 tha max :)

[shadowberserkage]

um...kinda stupid, u need the orignal vid to get the images and stuff....this kidna ruins it

[thomholio]

I like Bob Saget's version of this XD

[deathtorats]

lolz cool as f***. best videos ever even if they did steal it from newgroundws!!!!!!

[lenathefoxychick94]

lol xD

[d35tr0ya]

lol!!!!!rofl this is funny

[jedigeek93]

LOL

[BoneBaron]

it's called the farmers daughter

[MishimaKobayashi]

i assumed everything!

☺☻☺☻☺☻

[cosmoincorporated]

stupid ebaums they stole this from newgrounds

[kamakazie93]

ebaum steals everything.

[Ajboi89]

Actually Albino Black Sheep originally made this.

[FlashBlack]

Lololol hahahah

penis

[bigblackzz]

omfg that is so fucking funny

[DarkShoreProductions]

hhaah i go to assumption school

[shaggy1337man]

i assumed right then? good video.

[Voodo6Kilo]

im an asshole and i approve this message...classic lmfao

[Antari0424]

Where did u get the audio from?

[KononaBlackninja]

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