Never Mind the Buzzcocks S22E13 (unaired S22E05)

[lordaktz]

Russell properly wants to shag rachel

[sameelatif]

@lordaktz dont you?

[lllhOoLiGaNlll]

He definately shagged her backstage after the show

[WeaverDudeSkater]

I used to hate Russell Brand with a fierce intensity, but I almost found him humorous afew times this show. Mayer I should give him a second chance

[charlottegraceee]

they've had that manderin line-up twice on this show D:......

[BeckusTitheroff]

oh my god russell is hyper!! Poor Rachel look like she doesn't know what the hells going on!

[FidoDido1980]

Christ Rachel Stevens is dull.

[Jdwest84]

Is Russell Brand overrated or just an enormous dillhole?

[GreatScottPilgrimage]

@Jdwest84 Both. Get Him To The Greek's quite funny though.

[charmedbythedarkarts]

Greg jumping on Rachel was LMAO funny. I've never laughed so hard at a part of this show. not sure about the rest of episode yet.

[esmerized]

I've always been convinced that there is no audience.

[FlipAndLand]

Rachel has not aged a day in over 10 years.

[WATCHMEWATCHYOU1991]

was that Russell casually breaking wind at 26:24? O.o

[TheARFeh]

A friend of a friend allegedly slept with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and woke up in the middle of the night to him sitting on the edge of the bed crying while he masturbated.

True story.

[GothPosen]

@TheARFeh I love that you start with; A friend of a friend allegedly and finish with saying; True story. ^^,

[EmmaLouiseRata]

hahaha! GMTV style, high pitched "is it going well?"

i love simon

[EmmaLouiseRata]

what is the song at 1:28?

[MIKECHARLIETANGO]

Russell Brand never says anything funny. Curious since he's meant to be a funny comedian !

[Jerdna3]

oh my god shut up, im at the 16 minute mark and I cant take it anymore

[kit050293]

Am I the only person who thinks Russell Brand is massive dick?

[FluteRocker99]

@kit050293 well... I donno if anyone else thinks that but I don't, I think that if Noel and Russell are put together on stage, they can be the most halerious team that I know

[buckbumble]

I believe 'Cooked Jew' is a German dish.

.....sorry.

[stewrules]

he probably did shag her afterwards.

[stackeyboss]

@stewrules lucky cunt

[jsmyrski]

I never realised how unfunny Russell is before this

[nicki446]

"Have you ever cooked a Jew?"

[lexgabore]

What song do they play at 01:21 for Greg Davies?

[eclectica1]

@lexgabore Hot Chip - 'Over And Over'

[zimos98]

russell brand + noel fielding = best human being ever :D

[bookl0ver]

russel brand play jack sparrow, doesn't he?

[DeathByTarantula]

@bookl0ver That's Johnny Depp

[bookl0ver]

@DeathByTarantula is it? i'm a complete dipshit with celebs

[CMSpida]

@bookl0ver No! Lol The greatest actor of all time was Jack Sparrow. Brand is just a wannabe

[bookl0ver]

@CMSpida whateve u say m8. i dont rely giv a shit bout celebs. but i do lov the bloke who plays sparrow cos hes hot

[buckbumble]

@CMSpida Johnny Depp is very talented, but best actor of all time?

Brando, De Niro, Olivier, Hoffman, Newman, etc...

[iPixelen]

I really can't stand Russell Brand.

[harphnon1]

@iPixelen same here , mate.

[xXAd4MXx]

This show had me in stitches, so glad Simon Amstell is back! Russel was a tad annoying. But it was a good show still!

[djtimwright]

@xXAd4MXx

He's not back, this was an unaired episode recorded a couple of years ago.

[xXAd4MXx]

@djtimwright Urgh, That sucks.

[DIANETRAIN]

"sexy business" lol

[HermanTheNinja]

Simon Amstell was ok at the start of his stint but towards the end his comstant ripping into the guests did get a lil tedius. I saw this thing where Phil was asked why he left the show & & i think he said it was roughly because of that. The random guest host things cool tho, alice cooper was excellent.

[harphnon1]

@HermanTheNinja emm Phil didn't leave the show

[rainbowkiss100]

...thanks everybody, that was hideous! haha!

[bluemoonrising26]

Shit episode.

[minib555]

I think Simon Amstell should be a new character in Misfits, he would be sooooo funny!

[Terra1311]

Lol russel brands being a little too worshipy of her, everyone takes a slagging she can fend for herself.

Wish frankie boyle was on there to shut him up.

[Dhammond5]

@Terra1311

There is the 100% chance he was trying to get into her knicker's though

[Terra1311]

@Dhammond5 REALLY? =D

[06alepea1]

Rachel Stevens.

[cerberus3838]

I hate Russell Brand

[tripmix2]

I look just like Russell Brand, but I'm not even gonna bother proving it because unlike Russell I don't want to screw any of you sluts

[WentMillerGal15]

Phill doing the intro to Pink Floyd's Money was the best thing I've heard! :)

[nylondaisies]

This is possibly one of my favorite nmtb ever.

[jpjpd]

im amazed at sway, he said about three things, all as witty as any comedian out there

[619ck154]

Russell pre Perry, oh how i miss him

[goibee]

Okay, this was really one sided in terms of characters. On one side, Phil with some chef and an unknown rapper. And on the other: Russel The King Brand, Rachel Sex Bomb Stevens, and Greg Frikking Hilarious Davies.

[StrachanVlogs]

@goibee Unknown rapper? Sway's popular as fuck

[goibee]

@StrachanVlogs Really? My bad, I guess I dont listen to that much rap. But still, he was quite quiet compared to the Russel and Greg. To be honest the chef had more chat than he did.

[amerskos]

Cashew!

[DeathByTarantula]

@rastadragon I'm a guy and I can tell she's uncomfortable. Simon and Russel going for her on the show, really inappropriate. Maybe its because I'm Australian.

[leshark]

@DeathByTarantula Your senses seem a bit off... simon is gay.

[DeathByTarantula]

@leshark Oh well it's the first time I've seen the show, is Russell gay too?

[GSNRecords]

It's hard for Simon to be after any girl, what with him being gay and all.

And I wouldn't be worried about Rachel being uncomfortable with whatshisface. He may be a needy, neurotic, attention-whoring fool, but he's also harmless and she knows that.

[Brainyspecs]

Russell Brand is like a real life Jack Sparrow.

[kidstiky]

@Brainyspecs *Kieth Richards IS the real life Jack Sparrow! :P But I get your point.

[NZMorgs]

NO WONDER S CLUB BOMBED

[rastadragon]

why is rachel so miserable.. amazing episode but she is such a buzz kill

[wratched]

@rastadragon She's not miserable; she's pouting. Potential girlband members have their facical nerves numbed into that position before they are allowed to audition.

[DrWhiggs]

@wratched No, she's miserable because that greasy shitbird won't shut the fuck up or stop pawing her.

[coldasice90]

nut selection absolute perfect timing from russell hilarious



[MissKriekentaart]

Dude since when are the girls on buzzcocks so bloody gorgeous?

[cancerbotX]

The show was just better with Simon as the host

[dedpink]

Hopefully Russell can go back to being himself now he's got rid of the ball and chain

[hunkydunky1]

Love Russell! Why was this never aired?

[rishdutish]

@hunkydunky1 coz this was around the time of the Russell Brand/Jonathan Ross/Andrew Sachs controversy, so the BBC thought it was inappropriate to air. Shame that, it's an epic episode!

[hunkydunky1]

@rishdutish Ahhh man! That sucks! Yeah I agree, this episode is so good - its a shame :(

[misszotee]

one of the best episodes i'v ever seen

[TheSkinnj]

There is no god!

hahaha

[Daazbee]

she's so fuckin hot

[clarencejj]

omg i didn't know this ever aired, thank you so much. an amstell one i have never seen, just heavenly.

[GuitarnPiano]

He's married now, who'd a thunkeet

[TheSkinnj]

@GuitarnPiano

over it is

[Poppins995]

Your pushing miss stevens to hard on the nuts!

[DODODADATUMTEETAAA]

I love that Weekend song :)



[marcusparcus12]

Wheres Noel?!



[Daazbee]

She looks so fuckin nice

[Daazbee]

@paulbefc haha so true =)

[xgoldlion07x]

RUSSELL BRAND...why must you be taken already!

[HarlequinWolf]

Russel Brand is such an arsehole, and he isn't fucking remotely funny. You could see Greg getting more and more annoyed by the little prick.

[ContainsLanguage]

@HarlequinWolf Yeah! I like the bit where Bertie Bassett comes on with that sheep that poos out liquorice wheels.

Making shit up is fun!

[christacat]

@HarlequinWolf you're an arsehole!

[HarlequinWolf]

@christacat Snappy comeback, they should book you for the show.

[roniita]

I still respect you as a sex object HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[melissalovesjls]

simon: what was rachael's thing??

russel: Nut selection!!

Lol :')

[jadencore]

@NeoTranshuman Except that joke was fucking hilarious. I'm an atheist, and it doesn't bother me one little bit, and I can't understand why it should bother you.

[willd3c]

18:36 is russell brand huge or is rachel stevens tiny??

[6045310708]

18:12 LOL Russell's arm's floating presence behind Rachel. He just can't stop touching her

[RachelStevensTV]

@6045310708 sure... you bet! lol

[TroutyPout]

"You're Prince in this setup because of your ENORMITY you've been comically miscast!"

I love Russel!

[welshchicklovsmya]

yes it is u I LOV U SIMON XX

[walonsubi]

I remember when this was shown and I was really excited, thinking Simon was back hosting. What a let down that was.

[Thegam3snitch]

Anyone else feel incredibly proud when they guess the intro's themselves? :)



[SuperConnie2009]

Katy Perry is a lucky woman!

[MikeRo101]

Russell Brand- True Joker

[rowlus]

Russell Brand is like a sexy Jesus xD

[DrWhiggs]

@rowlus Russell Brand is like a self-absorbed disgusting hobo.

[AnDyPCLAM]

generally i like russel brand but i think he could have spent a lot more of this show being quiet and not harassing rachel stevens

[raisinsandpeanuts]

Shit sperm.

[TheDeadlyMunchkin]

PINK FLOYD! yay got that one right away :)

[redXiXpredator]

Russel is a twat cant stand his outbursts

[mzml94]

"have you ever cooked a jew?" LOL

[imagineaboringlife]

I don't see why this couldn't be aired, this was rather mellow, I mean it couldv'e been way worse with Russel there.

And I absolutely love Simon and Russel both but for some reason I didn't find this episode particularly funny.

[CrissCross407]

I absolutely ADORE russel!

[bies21]

this episode is Not Safe For Work...guaranteed to laugh out loud and have your boss look at you angrily.

[spamvicious]

I love that you can hear Greg checking if Rachel is ok and that he's not hurting her <3

[rankthis]

It's the rapist gene that keeps 'em keen - Feel sorry for Rachel

[Terra1311]

@rankthis Then you dont know how women work.

[oxcaraa]

this is probably the best episode i've seen.

[GeorgeGeek]

halfahear18 YES! :D

[jellytots2008]

i like russell brand but he is defo on somethin here

[ecvanzuylen]

haha love this episode

[AntonioRepiso]

lol i don't get the pure hate some of you give Russell. He doesn't take the piss out of people in order to get his laughs, he admits his flaws and knows full well that he seeks attention, he doesn't harm anyone, and he is actually genuinely nice to everyone he interacts with. When is he ever a prick to anyone? The way some of you go on about him being a "cunt" makes me wonder why exactly you think that. At least he doesn't hide behind is flaws or put on a façade like a lot of ppl.

[Cardien18]

@AntonioRepiso well said...

[fowad27]

@AntonioRepiso Maybe because he's constantly groping rachel and making no effort to hide what he's doing? You call that open and refreshing, I call it creepy and awkward to watch.

[AntonioRepiso]

@fowad27 tbh you sound like a bore, in all fairness.

[fowad27]

@AntonioRepiso In all fairness, huh? From your point of view, you mean?

[AntonioRepiso]

@fowad27 no, in all fairness.

[fowad27]

@AntonioRepiso In all fairness would be fairness to my point of view as well as yours. Right now it's just your opinion talking.

[AntonioRepiso]

@fowad27 in all fairness, you do sound like a bit of a bore though.

[fowad27]

@AntonioRepiso And you sound like a perv. In all fairness.

[AntonioRepiso]

@fowad27 cool story bore.

[fowad27]

@AntonioRepiso You forgot in all fairness! How will I know if it's fair now?

[Terra1311]

@fowad27 Yeah i usually stand up for men because people demonize them for bullshit.

But honestly I would agree, i wouldnt say creepy but definitely arrogant and very awkward to watch, he is also a bit too worshipy of her like she's some kind of divinity its sad and furthermore insulting to her talking to her as if she is a child or less so and unable to fend for herself.

[42blondemoment]

@42blondemoment And that thing with him and Jonathan Ross harrassing Andrew Sachs, that was not comedy, that was just being rude.

[switch675]

@AntonioRepiso and to add to your comment he makes you laugh at the jokes your all thinking but dont want to admit to

[ArcadePop]

An episode of Buzzcocks with Amstell that I haven't seen? :O

-10 minutes in-

Oh, so that's why they didn't air it.

[Kretonable]

The chick's so conservative.

[SmartStr33t]

Sway is funny, he should be guest host

[mrUMMbongo]

i hate russel after watching this

[LeighMichelle75]

@mrUMMbongo - he's just joking.

[mrUMMbongo]

@LeighMichelle75i know but hes trying to steal the show, i find it annoying

[SweatyGrip]

@mrUMMbongo I second that. It could be forgiven if he was actually funny. It is usually subjective, but with Brand, it isn't.

[LeighMichelle75]

@mrUMMbongo - he's not doing it on purpose, it's just the way he is.

[mrUMMbongo]

@LeighMichelle75 fuck off dont speak to me

[LeighMichelle75]

@mrUMMbongo - freak.

[pretenditsagoodworld]

haha I thought that suit looked familiar - Phil is waring it in "S19E07":o And here I thought that one of my favourite episode was because of the people in it - I was so wrong - it was ofcause because of that suit!!

[halfaheart18]

rachel stevens is sooooooooooooooooooo hot.

[MegaEmGem]

Russell is an attention seeking, ego-egotistical prick - i'm glad Simon attempts to put him in his place and in many instances succeeds, Russell should learn the world doesn't revolve around him. I used to like him but now i see him for what he is, a cunt. I feel sorry for the people who are still buying into his persona, they only do so because Russell explains the world in a way they find intelligent because they aren't smart enough to conceive anything themselves.

[Danny12342322]

@MegaEmGem Or, perhaps people just find him funny...? His jokes are often funny, his charm is compelling and whilst he is massively 'ego-egotistical', I think it just adds to the appeal. How can you 'buy in' to his persona, sense of humour isn't something you 'buy in' to. When you say people aren't smart enough to conceive anything themselves, would it be intelligent to say that maybe the way in which you feel about Russell, is something that YOU'VE conceived, and isn't necessarily universal?

[ProjectX1001]

DIS GUY MUST BE A ALIEN OR SUTIN!!

[GeorgeGeek]

@portnjazhka it was mentioned on Buzzcocks this week, and then on tumblr it said to post it all over youtube, I then saw a picture of Noel with the word. So...SUTIN will be presented in it's glory.

[breakingbeatz]

WOW, Rachel. :O

[GeorgeGeek]

SUTIN

[portnjazhka]

@GeorgeGeek what the hell does this word or joke mean?

[Jarren202]

@portnjazhka Have you not seen the new episode yet?

All will be revealed...

[portnjazhka]

@Jarren202 no, dear

i actually live in Russia and i might be the only one in the city who knows that this show exists *almost crying* so the thing is that i can only watch the show on the internet (mainly on youtube, 'cause on the official web-sites there may be some problems with broadcasting to another country )

[sapphireXsecrets]

@portnjazhka New episodes are available on YouTube (often hours after in airs), search for NMTB S25E04 :D

[portnjazhka]

@sapphireXsecrets it occured i've seen it already, just haven't watched till the end, and all that was there

[flyboymitsu]

@GeorgeGeek You can always spot an alien or SUTIN!

[halfaheart18]

@GeorgeGeek haha.... you talkin about buxton right?

[MikeRo101]

@GeorgeGeek Best. Episode. Ever!

[thelundking]

russell needs to calm the fuck down and stop trying to suck the attention out of everyone like some parasitic beastchild that was left by its parents at 7 years old.

[iMk21]

There was a quiz earlier...AND THREE MEN DIED.

[MrInterviewU]

biss were on the one with david o doherty im sure