Chuck Norris's Penis Monument in Japan

[electricrailwaygod]

Oh yes, just WHERE is this thing? I am planning to go over to my homeland mid next year. I would like to find both that slide and that dick as well! (Also would suggest not to clutter the frame throughout the whole shot with all this extratemporaneous stuff. A few seconds okay, but not through the whole video. Very distracting! Makes enjoyment easier). Enjoy your new cam!

[GaijinGuide]

@electricrailwaygod They are in Oita on Kyushu. Do you think you will be going out that way?

[electricrailwaygod]

Oh! I don't want to get fucked with THAT thing!  NO! (Ow ow ow ow ow)! MORE LUBE!

[cartier557]

why is chuck norris on almost every comment on youtube? i don't get it ?

[eukikim]

Y HOW ITS SAID THE PENIS SAYS 475 KG

[PrincessMiyuki14]

Ehh? Did Chuck Norris go deep inside of Japan?

[Zeoloth]

Morningwood, that's why it's closed in the evening.

[TheDabomb777]

oh another shrine of my penis, nice but this was when i had chicken pox, not a good time.

[wtf0productions]

love how he said hiking in the wilderness -_-

[12345636052]

poor chuck norris =(

[TheReapersSon]

Looks like that penis has quite a rope to throw

[1CRAZYGUY3]

mines bigger .... :P

[iXaos7]

0:54 Fail :)

[propaintball79]

where are the balls?



[ninjaTy16]

its a replica of an actual black guys penis... :P

[juliet1416]

where in japan is this? what place?

[MrIrishBullets]

Guess they are trying to shake the fact that asians have small willy's :P

[SlicenDice03]

I used to have a penis shrine,

then I took an arrow to the knee.

[GaijinGuide]

@SlicenDice03 lol

[Fireblackheart1]

@GaijinGuide : When in Japan, have you been to Tokyo or Kyoto? I have a strange liking for the place, and I'm just wondering a little about it. I heard a lotta stuff is expensive.

[GaijinGuide]

@Fireblackheart1 I really enjoy Kyoto and the Kansai area, in general. Tokyo wasn't really too much to my liking. Those places are no more expensive than New York or San Francisco. Somethings like fruits are more expensive but sushi (i.e. eastern food/items) are cheaper.

[Fireblackheart1]

@GaijinGuide : Ah, thanks for replying. Yeah, I heard fruit was pretty expensive there [like a watermelon that'd be like...50K yen that I heard about]. What do you not like about Tokyo? Too crowded?

[GaijinGuide]

@Fireblackheart1 Too much concrete, no benches, buildings crowding out the sky. Compared to other cities, I don't think it has done a good job of keeping nature/trees mixed in with the skyscrapers. I like Fukuoka a lot and Osaka too.

[Fireblackheart1]

@GaijinGuide : There's no grass or trees? No plant life whatsoever? That's a little odd. Then again, Tokyo is basically 2x New York in a way. It doesn't surprise me that it's mainly buildings, actually. But yeah, I heard about those places. Fukuoka does a good job of what you said Tokyo does not. I decided to wiki the place to find more. One that caught my attention was the 'Canal City Hakata'. Ever been there?

[GaijinGuide]

@Fireblackheart1 There are parks and etc... in Tokyo, but the ratio of concrete to green is dismal in my opinion.

I've been to Canal City sure.  It is basically just a big mall though. I like the Daimyo area of Fukuoka better

[brad123456789ize]

hmm i wonder what would happen if a chick sat on it

[GaijinGuide]

@brad123456789ize death

[TerranIsImba]

Of course, the monument is made of wood.

[GaijinGuide]

@TerranIsImba naturally

[hondarider318]

Thats Chuck Norris's dick...

[minign387]

u think that's odd? the currency of vietnam is a dong.... search "dong" is google images. on a 100,000 bill i think there is one. :3

[bahkawh]

they probably put the roof that close to the top so no japanese girls try sitting on it..

[itssbutters]

If you press 3 then 1 right after,thats basically what this video is about.

[kyradcentral22]

press 1... my favorite word :P

[orestis328]

who the fuck cought on tape the present for my friend??don't move it i will hide it somewear else

[nator267]

Who placed my Penis in Japan?

[callofthedeadboo]

T,M,I



[PATRICKOFFICIEL]

0:07  ;)

[poiuytrewqpoiiiiiiuy]

WHERE ARE IT'S BAWLZ??!!

[iNeedTheHerb]

he obviously likes it.

[GrXoG]

It has no bawls

[prosaif099]

goddamnit i dont like the weird side of youtube but its so fucking addicting!!

[Sandreeko2]

0:41 Cola!!

[Mr00tommy00]

do girls usually go there?

[daguilarpaiz12]

they must of choped off king kongs penis ( ^__^)

[GillianPasson]

OMG thats youre penis :P I'm just joking!

[WhoIsSaLv]

i dont even know why i clicked on this

[mcmulla2]

i went from tf2 videos, to dominoes, to bottle rockets, to longest slide, to this...WHY YOUTUBE!? WHY?

[PeterGratrex]

Looks like they found your Mum's dildo

[oPotassium]

Might want to get those bumps checked out...

[oyazamij]

@oPotassium Oh shit! Should I?

[theworld1350]

that monument was probably inspired by shaqs penis! lol

[11111ripper11111]

and that is quite a penis. YEA RIGHT

[speed256x256]

でかいですねｗｗｗ

[masterassassin21]

it even has warts on it, EEWWW!!!

[MultiJustsomedude]

THERE SHOUD BE A WARNING SIGN BEFORE U ENTER THE WEIRD PART OF YOUTUBE LIKE: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO ENTER THE WEIRD PART OF YOUTUBE?

[pattygarciaable]

weres the penis the brown one or beside the brown one??????

[carbine781]

lmao wtf lol

[MartijnvHattum]

why am I watching this?!

[ochocino85boy]

Meh, mines bigger...

[pattygarciaable]

@ochocino85boy hehhehehehehee

[ilikefingerboards]

must be cool if it's a fountain...

[bandicootdood9]

how the fuck did i go from a video of a fat black woman beating up her husband to this???

[kanzu121]

china is fucked up!!!!!

[issueagent]

@kanzu121 It's Japan you ignorant nitwit!

[Violet1974]

That's some serious wood, but what's with all the circular "buttons" on it? Regardless, I still want one in my yard.

[Colormexsad]

just saying your cute

[YouDude54]

GOT NO BALLSS! xD

[crzysteve159]

to celebrate japan's long tradition of tentacle rape.

[flpsyco03]

of course, the momument is black -_-

[Shayamalam]

@flpsyco03 what else?! :D xD

[DKnight19917234]

@flpsyco03 you mean this is obama's penis momunent>?

[OfficialOnTheRun]

Combining this video with the audio from the longest slide in japan is the funniest thing ever:P

[0Secret0Asian0Man0]

how did I get here

[GunsNSnakepits]

Got wood?

[ModzVonXyborg]

@GunsNSnakepits BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!­!

[KonaArii]

WOW! Thats big, Mine's Bigger

[YouJustGotBurned98]

What are the odds of them making it outta wood huh?

[stevenb1999]

Auch

[XxxKaoru]

I want to vomit...

[TheCrasher92]

@XxxKaoru why?

[XxxKaoru]

@TheCrasher92 its too big and kinda disgusting

[BlackManSlim562]

ew it has warts

[snareplaya15]

lol

[puppypuncher5000]

Japanese girls sit on it at christmas time and make a wish.

[GOTHIChild66792]

thats some BIG hard wood! Kinda sad they know what black dicks look like

[PhreshSeattleBreeze1]

japan just put that there so they could oggle at the penis they wish they had.

[ModernWarfareTheatre]

Woah. I bet you they named it after Garry Glitter..

[InlinerCJ]

No entry at night time so you can catch the morning wood!

[EdgeOfSense]

wtaf :? :L

[jabbels]

is this suppost to make all the small dick Japanese people feel better?

[Sonicrocks34561]

Thumbs up is CorvetteChase spoke to soon on the " Japan's Longest Slide video"

[TroubadourPariahTV]

Hahaha A tree DIED for that! (^__^)*

[juniper94]

its a woody

[majorcinnamonbun]

king kong called, he wants his dildo back.

[kookeekwisp]

That shit is small

[1230jazzie4560]

does it cum?

[theFoxxx866]

Chuck norris put his Penis in a chipmunk whole in america so it came out in Japan XD

[Puertoricanlegacy]

I thought it was in Washington DC..

[hackg33k]

Only Japan could think of this D:

[ewangai]

how much do you have to pay to mounth that, coz I new a few girls who...

[TheAsianPoptart]

Colorado has one that lights up in teh dark. We learned that in history lol

[M00nDanCR]

Yo mama is so fat, when she sits on this statue, she asks: "Is it in already?" :D (no offense, this is not adressed to anyone, just came to my mind... ewww)

[zlessley]

1:01 Dubstep soundclip :)

[rlcalamusa]

weird...

[magnuslc]

What is Chuck Norris penis doing in Japan?

[AwakeningThePhoenix]

@magnuslc he slept with an Asian

[Russ4Puss89]

226 no its 236 dumb arse fail

[domcrowley]

your epic :)



[Epicwin912]

Uh.. Ok, eww. I was hoping it was a joke xL

[PigletsLover]

haha in the last vid you were complaining that your but hurt! it will hurt more if oyu shove that up it! xD

[C3POMATT]

the guy designed that in his dreams. Cause the japs have tiny dicks they dream about enlargments. That was the closest he could get.

[rekaepa]

Built to last ....DURALAX !!

[XxCookieeMonsteerx3]

where the balls at?

[SuperOfficialnoob]

to bad the Japanese penis' are tiny 

[porcupine950]

bet you im bigger

[JessePlaysGuitar]

i didnt know africa visited it in japan...

[rando714]

Extends

[KIKOandFRIENDS1]

lol

[zeyn10]

how did I get here?

[ImAGingerBreadMan]

HEY MAN WTF!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!

[troellie1]

wildernes?? i saw a highway and a house with coca cola on it!!

[themegabutterfish]

fuckin japs man..

[Shpwnicus]

I dare you to lick it.

[JeydonWaleluvr4ever]

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[spoonORfork1]

if they crafted this from looking at some1ns penise the that some1 was fukd up cos it looks like he went gothick on that shit

[spoonORfork1]

if they crafted this from looking at some1ns penise the that some1 was fukd up cos it looks like he went gothick on that shit

[blazeabla]

thats writen on my belt...

[MrSWEable]

i don't think it looks like an penis! it's look like the space rocket from Austin Powers!xD

[MELISSA84008]

lol..what do those circle shapes on the shaft represent?...venerial warts?!?

[ninjalowantsfago]

who squeezes the weasel with a helmet on that was the dumbest post i have ever seen apparently he was afraid of the giant penis and all its glory it could probably be a little intimidating especially Asian culture either you idolize it or discouraged by it hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[extendedgamemusic]

thats quiet a penis... thats what SHE said xD

[SaggySanders2]

1:00 ... thats what she said

[troubledsole]

gay

[Sleipnirisaboss]

He says 226 KM hehe.

[dridley11]

Why isn't it pixelated?

[GaijinGuide]

@Mine1337Craft I was in the middle of a bike ride when I stopped

[dmurillo1313]

@Mine1337Craft thumbs down

[FRESHSWAGGASON]

@Mine1337Craft no one thumbs'd you up BITCH TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[oOWavezOo]

@Mine1337Craft Your cool

[mAximUm123451]

@Mine1337Craft didn't see helmet or something?

[JayPerry19]

@Mine1337Craft haha no thumbs up loser

[neoryan333]

@Mine1337Craft thumb whore

[TheMattAmation]

@Mine1337Craft no one thumbs up'd u :(

[juanisabastard]

@TheMattAmation hahahhahahah thats funny

[Ximaomage]

@Mine1337Craft dude, thats seriously not the utube account name to be posting dat shit and see how many thumbs up u have...?

[hippietuber]

@Mine1337Craft Fag.

[fruitysqueezer]

@Mine1337Craft it's cause of the altitude ya dumbass

[creedofdeath9909]

@Mine1337Craft i find this comment funny beacuse of the many dislike

[xXTigerxGirlXx]

@Mine1337Craft lol no thumbs up

[Alecgameinn]

@Mine1337Craft lol negative thumbs up. Wow, you are a fail.

[nostalgicdrummer]

@Mine1337Craft lmao retard

[aNuclearfilms]

@Mine1337Craft lol no one thumbed up

[leoneaglearg]

@Mine1337Craft people....this is called a thumb up request fail :)

[ybidiotic]

@Mine1337Craft lulz, thumbs up if Mine1337Craft is a homo, thinkin about masturbating when he sees a giant penis and panting

[xmaxfactorx]

@Mine1337Craft douchebag

[imEsteem]

@Mine1337Craft Lmao!

[jarostone]

I wish my penis was 475kg. Guess I'll have to do with 400kg for now though =\

[GaijinGuide]

@jarostone that's a big burden 

[ryno9292]

@jarostone i feel sorry for your boyfriend

[jarostone]

@ryno9292 I feel sorry for him too. =\

[Piotrczarnota96]

@jarostone

well, than its hard to masterbating and walking. XD

[Fynniann]

@jarostone Lucky :L Mine's 500...it starts sagging after a while...

[snazzysportstacker]

He was panting like he just got done by that "shrine"

[monimstarfox]

the Japanese are compensating terribly

[darrenw1996]

why don't you try stroking it?