Phurion Teaches How To Become An MLG Pro:: AMAZING

[IMDaJudgeAswell]

... I think I'd rather eat glass than watch the rest of this video... actually... That's exactly what I'm going to do... Thank you sir for forcing me to kill myself. I SALUTE YOU!

[ThePatrickkkkk]

I know for a fact this kid got a B...i might be him...hahaha. It's been a while but that was a second account off mine. I sounded stupid

[s3th300]

Did i just learn something?



[IpwnzU6ixty9ine]

2v2?? Why is there 5

[NecromanceS]

it's never funny when little kids try to be funny.

[ThaCVirus]

the airplane kid is a dumbass doesnt even know what hes talking about

[TheKingKenney]

WTF IS THIS? lol

[Adam00150]

soooooo GREAT!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[r0flmobile]

Fighters can be used in war. Who knew? :D

[XperiaSniping]

YES! BECAUSE OF THESE TIPS I JUST LEARNED ABOUT AIRPLANES!

[BarcaFootballer]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa rofl

[elitex111]

lmao i wonder what grade he got for the speech

[xConnectiions]

is he illiterate?

[THTBeatdown]

i'm am now a mlg pro.

[Frankissik]

hahahahah

[doublet06]

i never knew airplanes were this complicated

[JustinSane805]

You can't see this, but I'm slitting my wrists right now while watching this.

[klaveir]

oh my god you guys never told this kid to shut up?

[BREAKINGtheCOMMON]

@klaveir I know i would of XDD

[1skurk]

just terrible



[lukeibobskaa]

i wasnt laughing at the video i was laughing at the comments, lol so funny

[codriver777]

oh how I miss Halo2

[sephiroth611]

@codriver777 Right? And all of the maps they COULD have brought to Halo 3, they bring back Midship. Supposedly it's a popular map, but I would rather have Coagulation or Beaver Creek or something.

[EckoUchiha1]

wow this is the best story i ever heard

[daindabain]

did i just watch a kid who real bad a public speaking doing his homework? if he is struggling doing his speech in front of NO-ONE simply talking into to his mic. i would love to see how it went in front of a load of class mates live.

[Tyrox10Productions]

sTUIPID WANNA BE MLGz Im MLGXPrO snIpEZ

[CwalkRandy]

OMG FUNNY.

[GhostOps055]

That's....that's an absolutely terrible speech....truely awful...

[yehaa1214]

lol i was laughing so hard

[DerpingProductions]

one word....Gay..

[skadogg22]

what did i just watch?

[xcornerd1]

those insults hardly made sense. but this guy does suck major dick man.

[xXxKFCBROSxXx]

this is how to go pro: tell str8 rippin bout airoplanes and they will make you pro its easy as 123. wat a bunch of fags

[justforthelulzzz]

Airplains are a smart invention. Well I have one thing to say.

My love is like lighning. It gives girls orgasms.

My dick is like an airplane. It gives girls orgasms.

Seriously go fuck yourselves 10 year olds shouldn't be playing halo.

[FMStrider5]

Who would spend 5 minutes talking about military airplanes...... get a life

[famguy72]

a airplane that can go up into the air

[BlackOpsSnipa]

wow i made a better speech in grade 5

[3211step]

u should show it no talk it, l0l! OMGBBQ

[sidneykylebowman1]

What THE fuck?

[digitydutes7]

t-t-t-today junior!

jesus...studder much

[TeamFrostbiteTV]

yes! BILLYYY

[1MillSkill]

10 yr oldsss

[StigmatiX]

This kid did his research. lol

[Mrbroly0918]

wow he's a nerd

[Tyler3298]

(gets out pen n paper) Thanks, really hope this works for me..

[wesajarjar]

actually the b2 bomber isnt smooth and it has many ridges and corners to deflect radar. get the facts right. lol this is the most boring speech ever

[gotwake424]

@wesajarjar

B2 bomber was smooth to help absorb radar.

Stealth fighter is the one that has ridges and corners.......

[wesajarjar]

thanks for correcting me i got mixed up... you cant say that his speech stays on track and makes any sense

[cgran22]

he should get a C for it... Thats helerious..

[h7b7k]

Lmfao.. queerio.

[ScimInHand]

can i slap that kid with my cock? plz?

[iampiff2]

What is he talking about!?

[vick6969]

Cheap 50s. Check my profile.

Paypal only. I also boost doubles.

[Dindondidle]

1:21 "the tanker is a airplane that goes in the air" lol No Shit Shelock.

[musicloveromg]

fuck he is 2 years old!

[pur30wn4g3nm]

LOL

[marcowasNotHERE]

penis mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[XxXsmokeitupXxX]

lmfao omg!!! poor kid lmao

[wallstreet1994]

dude shut the fuck up annoying bastard

[Farcry437]

obsessed with airplanes? ok...

[thehalo3godly24]

halo 2 much?

[TarenReyem]

it has guns and... um, well it has missiles that it can shoot i think...

[Oxstayne]

how airplanes fly lmao

[AkbarGul]

why the fuck am i watching this?

[CarbonXrebiF]

lmfao, ramble queen.

[coltz724]

shut the fuck up u stupid british cunt

[XDeVaStAtOrZ]

He sounds like a girl.

you guys are american im guessing?

[CrippledHoboFH]

Ya think?

[Snip3hilation]

LOL probably are.

[down1968]

what a noob xD

[4eyez14]

is this for real?? or is he playin around??

[Narufan975]

you cant shoot bombs, bombers are slow, "tankers are planes and the go into the air" NAW SHIT DUMBASS, its wings are very wide, material that ABSORBS radar waves, how airplanes take off because, you stay up and go foreward(thats what she said), the flaps go up, not out, until it froze and it kept freezing on the top on the bottom and the top at the same time, the blah blah airshow,

WTF is this kid an engineer wannabe? he's so retarded. most of those facts were wrong,

planes go vroom vroom!!!

[kaizerchief117]

oooooooooooookay

[DarkAllianceX]

lmao funny shit

[duke00895]

As soon as I heard "Airplanes are a very smart invention" I was like "OMG this is going to be funny& dumb as hell.

[giantme5]

why make a fucking video if its not what the title is? ur an asshole...

[Eriikw3]

The person hwo talking souds like a litle girl.... .heheheheheh

[capd3adly]

''How airplanes take off, because.'' O_O! XD!

[capd3adly]

O_O.. Wow..

[Spartan117JohnHalo3]

retard

[Animal114877]

thats soooooooo funny

[iEmberZ1]

MLG PRO ??

[Chiliplease]

pos beta

[budandpep007]

retarted

[xXxDANMANxXx]

LOL

[Vast0ne]

lol 3:00

[LegitQQ]

A++

[cdc602]

stupid fagstick.

[uhh06]

1:09

"EUAYH!" LOL!@!

[lliwill22]

LOLOLOL

[Timerboy2]

lololololololololololololol fail

[Turk013]

omg he choked on his own words lolzor!

[IPosidenI]

kikik

[anekusa]

FUCKING FAGGOTS BITCHES

[xXxDANMANxXx]

anekusa: relax....take a deep breathe, and get a life

[soccer44me]

fags

[alite10]

he talking about like air force and wtf he telling u if its good or not fucking homos

[JaySauceda]

Hey what does XpL Mean ?

[GBsHiddenHostility]

expel

[stealthpiggy]

HAHAHAHA NICE!!!!

[dorluce]

LUL

[RainbowTrigger]

LAWLZ!!!

[MyNameIsPatrickk]

i learned a lot today haha

[slayerofaardvarks]

why do we want to listen to some annoying little shit who got his mom to buy this game?

[Siptic]

SkullCrusher 77 = BR is too good!

[wwe996]

I Miss Halo 2

[xKr0niCx]

and your mom is hot

[socccerr008]

lolololololol phurion isnt even a mlg pro =P

[Royalcide]

wow this kid doesn't know shit about planes. Plus get the fuck off halo you immature piece of shit. the game doesn't say 17+ for nothing. 17+ = people who have droped there balls

[iintesiity]

dude shut the fuck up ur embarrasing urself fucking drop ur balls and go back to playing with barbies

[DudeHuge]

So when you were a boy you played with barbies? Okay.....

[arcanejoker777]

LOL good one

[SFMPuNk]

Dude come on do you have to make fun of him? He is trying to be a big tough guy with his huge e-penis.

[DudeHuge]

yes okay

[qwikstix3]

lol just fast forward to the last 15 secs or so. funny shit. xpl lizard only a 33 in H3?? get l2aped!

[SkullCrusher77]

XpL Lizard= Skullcrusher 77 LvL 50

[Dat902Ish]

XpL Lizard= Skullcrusher 77 LvL 50 = Age 12

[CarbonOxy]

ur 33 dumb fucking bitch

[Geerafferman]

Fucking loser.

[jokerjoeaz]

yes the little kid is

[jonnystarrr]

get the cock out ur mouth and talk normally u fag

[PedanticWretch]

its just nerves imo,at least i assume it is. Then again,to assume makes an ass out of u and me :)

[homiedawgpoonz]

Lo fucking l

[guitar74747]

fag

[hippytip]

saying things like that is actually so embarassing

[iAcERz]

ghey

[iAmTheProdigyxX]

lol nigga called u a damn honky if i was phurion id fuk u up how the hell u gonna use that niggas name get off his nuts and wtf r u talkin bout fukin nice

[tinothat]

wow you would either 1 jump through the tv? 2 kill him in the game wow gratz? 3 hunt him down? STALKER

[exterminator216]

ahahhahhaha llloolll wat a fuckin fag lolllll

[Smetzer9]

hahaha Airplanes are very good inventions ;)

[Smetzer9]

st st stuttering steve

[TerrbleTrioHerb]

wow wtf this kid is dumb

[shadowlinx93]

wow gay honky!!!

[Vegasvato]

wOw Fuk Xpl

[sk84life1123]

haha ok, i was gonna say he cant even do it himeself lmao

[bubbis7]

omfg this is GAY!!!!!!

[xKiLLSW1TCH23x]

go wait for your balls to drop then go back and make videos

[josu91ita]

l0lz 0/5 =/

[Alexmelo15]

PhuRioN is not even a pro fag

[IjseegsI]

what a faggot...hahaha... he has voice masking on too sooo annoying i hate little kids... A+ video soo friggin funny...

[donpan2008]

Here's what your teacher probably gave you... F+!!!

[xItzBlaZeDx]

no it would have been a SUPER F+++++

[Mannow8]

AFUCK YOU LITTLE WHITE KID

[dwadefanforever]

lololololololololololololololo­lololol0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0lolol

[SynysterStudios]

Hope he does better in class..

[metalshredhead1]

who cares what he is or what he sounds like, doesnt anybody else here besides me think that, that video had to be the biggest fucking waste of time of my life.

[RetardTE]

he sounds so american

[MicrowavedHamster]

Fking funny, actually ^,^

[E1337Chaos]

phurion is 17 weirdo lol

[31rS3RP3N7]

are you sure thats phurion whos like, at least 15?

[usmcrocks12345]

is it a dude or a chick

[forrest49]

I think it's a girl.

[YDumbMexicanY]

you should have told everyone about how you use the big boy potty now and, not diapers

[aKachEEtos]

haha i was in there

[IIsniperviperII]

wot a douchbag

[j4ckdotcom]

you give speeches in 5th grade?

[grypper4life]

i bet hes embarased

[MrsBigBalls1]

i would've started the game lol

[OutI4w]

i can hear something high pitched and squeaky, or is it the kids voice.

[furnando72]

lolz

[furnando72]

sorry when im 20 im not gonna be playing halo

[smokedankeryday]

Viper, do u play with a kid named mezmorize (shaun) cause i used to play with him and aka cheetos all the time. but my xbox broke and sent it in and i am ready to get it back.

[roflitsjosh]

look how bad their levels are haha

[gtarhero]

kid is like 5 years old

[vlViPeRlv]

6 actually. he is 6.

[Mannow8]

fatass little kid

[MeRceNaRiie]

You thought this would be funny?

[vlViPeRlv]

yes. and it is.

[MeRceNaRiie]

Yeah it probably is..thats why it has good ratings...(sarcasm)

[iTzIHaRRiSI]

wow congrats. you're not blind!

[3LC0mmun1sT]

omg disaster there were other halo games b4 halo 3 ?!?!?!?!?! i never knew that

[illninja137]

ORLY??!!1

[kapeimaj]

these guys r like garbage

[njr1993]

skull is gay.....*REMOVED