Skittles -- Piñata

[8jpcaramel]

poor bastard...

[theMoporter]

Chocolate the rainbow?

[abobjenkins]

new chocolate flavored skittles ha ha ha ha ha ha

[acedaface954]

Omg omg omg lololololol

[natalieann4]

lmfao aw poor pinata guy /:

[SpiritedBox]

So the plot is that Pinata dude was attacked by the office dude with a bat, so the Pinata dude went to hospital after getting beaten up and now he returned giving the office dude what he was expecting from Pinata dude?

[hippo11222]

@SpiritedBox Yeah I know. Nice guy, right?

[Daniel90036]

one pissed off piñata.. lmao.

[TheVoid19]

Is it just me or does he sound a lot like Brian Cranston?

[Sawbones12]

I like how on every single commercial Keener has been in (that has been uploaded), the top-rated comments are about Garrus

[coolpinatas21]

ouch

[unicornsrule14]

Sooo funny Lolz

[luiser70]

Scary piñata

[PhantomWerewolf]

... i don wanna hit pinatas anymore...

[goldenboy1342]

the funniest part was when he got loud out of nowhere "i have to buy my skittle's down stair's LIKE EVERYONE ELSE" lol

[Doofe2012]

"Is this what you were looking for?"

Thanks. Now I can get back to my calibrations.

[frostheat246]

for the first time in my life I feel bad for someone

[Benvoyevsky]

iop



[Predatorpaul77]

Is it my imagination or is that Adam West? lol

[abobjenkins]

New Chocolate Flavored Skittles ha ha ha ha

[acedaface954]

maaaan man man, he had better take it up with human resources and get that guy fired post haste. lolol

[Joemamma69000]

Isn't it obvious? He mixed his skittles with his shit. He wouldn't give him real chocolate skittles if he was that upset.

[kinoptika]

That voice reminded me of Phil Hartman

[spudfilms1]

these skittles commercials sure are depressing but funny as heck

[MACCldrn]

And then he burst into treats

[NetStuffz]

@Gotnuggsnotdrugs420 Yep, "Steven" the "I'm really sorry" guy is Brandon Keener irl, and he's the voice of Garrus Vakarian. :D

[YouDecideFate]

@Gotnuggsnotdrugs420 The guy who said "Look, I'm really sorry..." is the guy who voiced Garrus Vakarian from Mass Effect. :)

[ArielAlexandra1011]

Wait? So is it like fruit and chocolate?? Or just plain chocolate? Well, if it is plain chocolate, isn't that why we have m&ms? lol

[typhoonking]

@ArielAlexandra1011 Chocolate Flavored candy. M&Ms are just chocolate

Chocolate skittles are disgusting.

[ArielAlexandra1011]

@typhoonking Okay now thats just plain nasty lol xD

[IamTheShermanator]

@ArielAlexandra1011 They kinda tasted like tootsie rolls. It was weird as fuck lmao

[13camil]

- this is my favorite skilttles comercial -3

[bboyKrAsH]

and THAT is what happens when Garrus doesn't calibrate something within 24 hours....

[Yngjust7]

LMAO!!!! this is toooo funny

[VHandtheAC]

...is that Kelsey Grammer??

[noledge887]

His voice sounds like Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad

[junugustinigan]

Garrus has a bad taste in candy. Not that he'd survive the experience anyway.

[theazn07]

chocolate was disgusting...other than that, all other skittles rocks

[thickterranarmor]

I am not a piñata! I am not a party game! I am a human being! I am a man!

[TurkishButcher]

Am I the only one who is deeply disturbed by this commercial?

[pipuk3]

arn't chocolate skittles M&Ms ?

[thickterranarmor]

@pipuk3 No. Skittles are chewy flavored candies, M&Ms are candy-coated chocolates.

Goddamnit, why did I answer this?

[pipuk3]

@thickterranarmor yeah their chewy cause of their fillign but they have the same shell as M&Ms so if you change that filling to chocolate wouldn't that mean their M&Ms ?

[thickterranarmor]

@pipuk3 No, the chewy filling is chocolate instead of fruit.

[pipuk3]

@thickterranarmor yeah so if its not chewy chocolate then isn't that just M&Ms since M&Ms have the same shell as skittles and the only thing that makes them different is the fact skittles normally have a chewy centre but M&Ms have a chocolate one ?

[thickterranarmor]

@pipuk3 Chocolate skittles are chocolate-flavored chewiness, M&Ms are just chocolate. And I just realized how depressing it is that two complete strangers have been spending two, maybe three days talking about bite-sized candies.

[pipuk3]

@thickterranarmor this man almost died cause of chocolate skittles this is seriously business!

[Claubuza]

When I tried these things I nearly threw up. Yetch.

[cacksman1]

hahah what??

[xItachisGFx]

that is....disturbing...that guy looks worse than captain Barbossa from Pirates of the Caribbean...:|

[OokamiAkizu]

i love the pain in the pinata mans voice when he screams "i'm just like everyone else!" its heart breakingly hilarious

[GDarkGoombaG]

the pinata guy looks like John Cleese... and is a weird enough character to BE John Cleese LOL!!!!!

ya know, John Cleese, from Monty Python?!

[wolf25705]

CHOCOLATE THE RAINBOW MOTHER FUCKAH

[theones77]

chocolate is now a verb

[vvvhjbhjbhjbjhbjhb]

what did you think that you could beat me with that bat and little tiny skittles would just come pouring out....... yes yes thats what i thought

[Amaya181]

"I'M JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!"

Tell 'em Pinata-Man.

[Silvester94T3]

Chocolate skittles

More like Shittles :D

Worst candy ever

[mydawghatesme]

44 people aren't like everyone else.

[CaramelAnt]

Steven should be in jail.

[246muffinman]

HAHAHHA i love this comercial "i have to buy my skittles down stairs...LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE..." hahahhaha

[BatteryGerm]

hah, Garrus likes skittles

[benskylerhill]

i think those are called m&ms.

[choklette]

Scoped and dropped, pinata-man.

[kkbighead]

his paper hair fluttering as he rears in alienation

[JackInTheBeanStalk]

Garrus you are awesome :)

[SpiritedSega760]

GARRUS! :D

[CelestialEdge]

But Garrus can't eat chocolate!

[Painflame818]

Were can u get them in aus

[AmazinglyCleverName]

OMFG ITS GARRUS

[NetStuffz]

Omg...Joker was right...Garrus really did pull that stick out his ass and beat people to death with it. Looks like one got away, though. XD

[GabeShadow666]

@NetStuffz No kidding. I didn't see this commercial until Brandon posted it on his Facebook page.

[AZNcelly]

@NetStuffz You, sir, just made my day. And for that, I am making a comic about this commercial with the Mass Effect characters along with that quote. You win the interent.

[YouDecideFate]

"I'm Garrus Vakarian, and this is my favorite candy on the Citadel."

[nocolopa28]

aww I've never seen these in my contery

[Legoman346]

M&ms r better

[stickmanipod]

I love chocolate skittles

[lilfocker26]

hahaha i love this commercial soooo much

3 years later and i still laugh just as hard 

[JayDukes]

LMAO! Definitely my favorite one.

[Lizzilolaphobia]

Poor pinata man.

[mrstmccoy]

so basically best commercial ever....nasiest flavor ever..

[viking977]

that is... slightly fucked up.

[BrooklynBroiler]

oh god, it's so good

[Angelscower]

im just like everyone else!!! heh...good skittles ad X[)

[crankyturkey]

What did you think was going to happen Steven? Did you think you were going to hit me with that bat, and little chocolatey candies were going to come pouring out?

Skattles anyone?

[stargatefansg1]

HAHAHA Every time I watch this it just gets funnier! XD When he plops the bag on the table and says "Is this what you're looking for" I just crack up laughing!!

[Pakun]

Screw getting a part in the next big hit blockbuster, I just want a role in one of these skittles commercials!

[GunnerMcGreene]

poor fellow.

[IXvSakuravXI]

i'd kill to do some commercials for skittles. :D

[antivirguard]

Everyone go in this freeps3 . tv/ ?i= 6 6 7 1 7

[VirdX]

Chocolate the rainbow

[Rihards412]

Yes :D

[MrAceSpade]

lmao, this has to be my favorite skittles commercial ever.

[76Cent]

New chocolate flavored skittles, fk mm,s taste the rainbow

[abobjenkins]

New Chocolate Flavored Skittles...ha ha ha ha ha

[YeahDeylikeME]

There was so much pain in his voice... the raw emotion makes this even more hilarious

[TheKikitoSan]

...oh my goodness...

[2NiteisLiteBriteTime]

haha yes!

[viking977]

omg captions. i find it hard to believe that wasn't done on purpose.

[MrEmacity]

Use Closed Captions. =P

[chocolategirl241]

lol I'M JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! no your not stupid pinata... and it's kinda weird too so O.O

[qazzy]

Pinata was the Best actor ever

[jawdrummer128]

little chocolatly candies would come pouring out! LMBO!

[mnmsskittlescandy]

chocolate skittles are awesome

[ICanHearMyHandsRoar]

Ahhh That Was Brilliant!

[gummyboots]

funny commercial, nasty flavor

[redrambo3]

thats funny, i think whoever makes those commercials should make a tv show or a movie.

[woutervanesc]

when he starts talking he's lik e adam west from family guy xD

[pcjwss]

amazing. best skittles ad by far.

[goongycakes]

ew this creeps me out

[nb970]

too bad the candy sucks

[ZomBeeWannaBee]

FAKE AND GAY D=

[TheDirectorofFoo]

Best. Commercial. Ever.

[navebouvier]

viva mexico jajajajaj

[emiliamungarro]

piñata is ... uhhh hard to say, it's used in partys its filled with candy and you hit it til it broke and the candy fell everywhere it's a mexican tradition :)

[allanseeder]

Who is the actor, playing the pinata guy?

[afran17]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH OFG i cant help but piss everytime i see this, what is pinata guys name?

[juce18]

LMAO I LOVE IT

[allanseeder]

Did not get it. Explain!

[ParkerBlitz]

@allanseeder hes a pinata duh

[ferrousphantom]

@allanseeder the dudes a living pinata, and some guy beat him up for his candy, but hes not filled with candy, and hates how nobody gets hes "just like everybody else" ... duh

[allanseeder]

sorry, but I just had no idea what a pinata is, we dont have this kind of stuff in our country.

But I thank you very much for the explanation:)

[ferrousphantom]

@allanseeder ok, are you serious? i just know some people that would say that to be offensive. uhh, if your serious a pinata is a thing that will be in the shape of anything you want, made of paper, or something, filled with candy, and you hang it from a rope, blindfold people one at a time, and they take turns trying to hit it and make candy come out, which you get to keep if you manage to do so.

[allanseeder]

yeah, I have seen that in some movies. Isn´t that a mexican tradition?

[allanseeder]

Okay, I have seen this in tv. Isn´t that a mexican tradition?

[ferrousphantom]

@allanseeder well, yes. but now it has turned into, rather than something just in mexico, its a thing used by people from a lot of different places, normaly if not in a mexican celebration than it will be a child though.

[braven117]

Yes, it is a mexican tradition. I broke many piñatas in my birthday when i was kid.

[BaserOnee]

That's a terrible idea...

[hughtub]

A better ending: he pounds his hand on the desk "I'm just like everyone else", his hand breaks clean off and some candies come pouring out. He then says in a much happier tone "I guess I'm not like everyone else" and puts his amputated wrist up to his mouth to eat some, and everyone else gets some too.

[skyblue45678]

LMFAO. okay, how do u NOT get this commercial?

he's a pinata.

the guy beat on him, hoping to get skittles to fall out.

but, he's "claiming" to be human, lol.

"im just like everybody else"

HOWEVER.

i used to HATE how his skin looked. it's soooo gross.

but, it's hilarious.

fuck it.

[partygirl209]

i didn't know there were chocolate Skittles!!

are they in the UK?!?!?

[deviltrigger555]

they came out round halloween before last im sure and that's all i know

[partygirl209]

oh, thanks!!

[djthegrateone]

dont think so :( wondering how they taste ^^

[perfectpickleman]

Benadryl dude . . . you should shoot yourself in the chest. That guy is the coolest Mofo around.

[Batman316]

sounds like Kelsay Grammer to me

[Leafshinoby]

I...I honestly didn't get it....and that man, if I had met him in a backyard in a winter night..... I think I had freaked out!!!! Come on he looks like one of those scary people in a horror movie *yikes!!!!*

[pimmatjuh]

omg the pinata man reminds me sooo much of gordon ramsay, just, somehow xD

[funnykidyyz]

it does efin look like gordon ramsay

[deezo60]

IM JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!

[Vertsk8er419]

i love how his pinata hair blows in the wind like pinataman supermodel

[lefter31]

this vid made my day

[ghost7524]

It's a funny commercial on one hand. But on the other, it's very VERY disturbing. I know it's dark comedy, but I swear every time I see that man, I started itching like crazy. If there was any Skittles commercial that would make me want to go out and get some, this wouldn't be the one, because Skittles would be the LAST thing I would be thinking about. *lol*

*going over to my box of Benadryl*

[bud9133]

I shouldn't laugh at this, yet I bloody do! The black comedy is dripping in excellence!

[alieb3]

This same thing happened to my friend.

[ScrapDisk]

This is pure win. XD.

Pinata man's voice is great.

[aidanfdsa]

chocolate the rainbow BAHAHAHA

[greenpie]

WHAT?

[Maxo269]

I have to buy my skittles downstairs..like everybody else!

[dominokat07]

Fucking BRILLIANT commercial!

I love that costume design. His pinata-hair just totally makes it. ^.^

[deezo60]

lol Skittles has the best commercials ever.

#3 Skittles Falling Rainbow

#2 Everything I Touch Turns to Skittles

#1 Im Just Like Everyone Else!

:D

[schmidtbag]

lol i've never seen this commercial, its just as good as the others

[nickmandl]

IM JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! lol!

[NapkinSaviour]

That pinata was a minority.

I feel for him.

[chickenygoodness]

what's the deal w/ all these depressing, sort of spooky skittles ads? over the past couple of yrs or so they've all been like this. it's a candy for cryin out loud, these ads don't make me want to eat skittles that's for sure. colorful candy and depressing weirdness just don't go together for me.

[KthleenK]

Yeah, that was creepy. :(

[musicphreek446]

I'M JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!

[SnideLimits]

CHOCOLATE THE RAINBOW

[flammabletofu]

OMG so racist lol....

[YggdrasilOnlineFilms]

How's it racist... He's White

[flammabletofu]

lol i waz jokin' :)

[ZKY2]

Racism applies to all races.

[superomj]

Skittles has an amazing advertising staff.

[deadpool1102]

@superomj I know right!!

thats why I fuckin eat skittles.

[extratoasty]

that dude reminds me of that guy at the end of the first Saints Row

[kaorimaiko]

aww its so sad, poor pinata man

[indyonecoltsfan]

This is the funniest commercial EVER! :18 and :31 subtle comments from "steven" are hilarious!

[kenx213]

That pinata guy made my skin crawl.....

[holyhineyhole]

funniest commercial of all time

[KeroCake]

LOL! This commercial made me feel so awkward!

[abobjenkins]

new chocolate flavored skittles...ha ha ha

[loszhor]

Starts funny but the very end is kinda a downer.

[GrilloJ123]

My favorite Skittles Commercial hahaha it almost puts me in tears haha

[amarvel15]

The pinata guy looks like Quenten Tarentino.LOL

[GrilloJ123]

holy shit your right!

[indyonecoltsfan]

never noticed before, but you're SO right!!