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  • December 21 is my birthday. It is also my favorite actors birthday, Samuel L. Jackson. Holy shit, I'm so blazed right now.

  • Dear Mr Penn & Teller.

    Can I please have these dumb fucks e-mail addresses so I can spam the FUCK out of them on x-mas day?

  • hahaha brilliant show

  • I can't help noticing something with the dowsing rods at 6:19. When the guy holding the rods first asks "is there anyone here?", you can see at 6:20 that the rods briefmove apart, which means no.

  • @LittleMissRequiem You have to remember that dowsing rods weather "Yes or No" is still BULLSHIT!

  • @AdMoFilms

    I know that, and actually my computer accidentally posted that comment before I was finished. What made that part funny is that the believers themselves could clearly see that the rods were allegedly saying "no", but they STILL kept asking "Is there anyone here?" without moving to another location (in which case, assuming that dowsing was NOT bullshit, the rods should still say no) and yet the rods said yes on the second try. That alone was an epic FAIL on the dowsers' part.

  • Penn & Teller are some funny motherfuckers :)

  • @ 3:21 the dots on that map look like a phat cock! Awsome XD

  • The idiomotors make creationists seem almost cephalated.

  • I kept expecting the two in Mexico to turn out to be lying about their suspicions and end up saying they made it all up to get the free vacation.

  • 8:50 anyone see the boobs at the back.

  • I lmao after that -does anyone have a fork-line

  • Those two in Mexico were massive looserez

  • @ThorFan4Life not really, they got a free holiday!

  • Wow, I'm surprised her boobs weren't censored. ... Great, now this video is going to be flagged for inappropriate content. They're just breasts, people, no flagging needed here.

  • there's going to be A LOT of last minute christmas shopping this year!

  • OMFG 1:53 omg..... i almost died =)!

  • Also, what's with all the ass, boobs and penis videos to my right???

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957 Yeah I was wondering the same thing?? What the hell is that about? I'm at work here jeez!

  • 04:27 Oh, and you were doing so well......Um, actually, no you weren't, but at least you were just a paranoid wannabe scientist/astronomer, rather than NUTS!

  • Good grief. He got the info from a UFO. Humans are so embarrassing !

  • I just about died when that bitch who unfortunately has the same name as me asked, ¿Dónde estás? What the actual fuck.

  • Planet Epsilon? An alien planet with the same name as the fifth letter of the Greek alphabet? Coincidence?

  • I haven't seen too many BS episodes.. but these people seem too dumb to be real .. are they actors ? if not why would they sign up to make themselves look stupid ?

  • @test123ok Unfortunetly no... I've seen the Belgium guy on a different show talking about his 2012 "theories"

  • @test123ok I've actually seen that planet X book thingy... >.> so yeah...maybe some are actors that is what i reaaaaalllyyy sincely hope for the sake of humanity....some of them seem to be too stupid to be true.

  • @test123ok Sad to say, no they aren't. Like UniversalFan14 said, the Belgium fellow has been on other shows, and the author of the Planet X crap-fest has been on numerous televison and radio broadcasts.

  • disco dancer did to much coke

  • Those lines they drew on that map. The shape they make cannot be mere coincidence.

  • Jungle fever @9:06 FTW. ^_^

    I was expecting Chris Hansen to come out @ 4:24

  • Hahah the map looks like a dick XD

  • @xxSophiexSmithxx That was the joke.

  • @xxSophiexSmithxx Haha noticed it did ya beat me there dude :P

  • 5 people are scared of boobs

  • kkkkkkkkkkkk

    they are crazy those FAT PEOPLE

  • Yep, dowsing is bullshit.

  • 3:24  I couldnt help but laugh

  • That english physicist was so HOT!!

  • facepalm

    

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  • "Hey let's count the steps on this thing and see if it means anything! I bet nobody ever thought to do that before!"

    Their stupidity physically hurts me...

  • Maybe the Mayans just didn't get a chance to get any further than that date on their calendar. Maybe they just got bored with it, or the guy in charge of it dropped dead from a heart attack or something.

  • 2012 is a total astronomic date. i think they crated a calendar on our solar-system, and thats the time it is at its on home-position (maybe depending on the point from they were counting on). something like this. nothing more, nothing less...

  • Why would dead accent Mayans respond to some moron with a dowser communicating in ENGLISH of all languages!!??

  • I'm with Penn, let's all mark our calendars for and celebrate December 22nd, 2012, the day AFTER the Apocalypse!

    - this is Y2K scare tactics bullshit all over again...whatever happens, happens.

  • If my only choice in 2012 was get hit by a planet or live in Africa with a handful of supernatural conspiracy theorists for the rest of my life I'd run toward the tidal waves and falling meteors!

  • I wanna dress Shannon Mccabe Up like Fat Hooker and rent her for the day to look for ghosts in my bondage chamber . Fat girl fetish woo.

  • Actually, solar flares can do some damage. An enormous, gigantic, gargantuan solar flare knocked out the Quebec power grid on March 13, 1989.

    However, one may note, the world did not end.

  • @RickySTT It can cause damage, yes, but unless the sun just flipped the fuck out and decided "AY FUCK YO EARTH SHIT, NIGGAH", it wouldnt be enough to destroy a civilization. I doubt even kill a single person.

  • @pyramidheadkitten9 A possible end of earth is the natural death of the sun. When those type of stars die they usually expand, devouring the closest planets it might have around it before shrinking and burn out. But that´ll be many millions of years into the future, so we´re cool for now.

  • @RickySTT The problem is that the more recent transformers are more sensible to solar flares (the new technology is more efficient but more vulnerable). And the powergrids are very dependent on each other so if one goes down it can be bad. Not that the world is going to end, but people we may face ugly blackouts. Needless to say, these two are very irresponsible and talk about subjects they know nothing about.

  • @darfunkelidas Ugly blackouts are a common occurrence where I live. (But I do agree with you that the world will not end.)

  • @RickySTT Plus most of their sources are libertarians they agree with.

  • @RickySTT

    Oh yeah? It did. I was playing pac man then and lost my highscore

  • BOOBS

  • 4:00 nymphet scaring dickwad loser lol

  • its maya not mayan... just sayin

  • @chrisaarvig nobody gives a shit... just sayin

  • That fat tart thinks the ancient Mayans spoke Spanish, facepalm.

  • 3:25, I see what you did there.

  • Nooo I'm going to have to go to school on 21/12/12 aagh nooo oh well i'll at least have an excuse to not do my homework hehe

  • went out with friends last saturday to a bar i got so tore up i was abducted by a bottle of barcardi 151

  • this dr. jaysen rand guy is giving my last name a bad reputation because he is clearly a moron.

  • End of the world for simple minded people is fear. Where actually our cell phones and tv won't work probably. That's the end of the world for 90% of people. Loose electicity in a big city jsut for a couple of minutes and you won't be able to count the souls.

  • Holy Shit, Teller spoke! He said "RAARRRGHH!!"

  • 6:52 The mayans didn't speak spanish, you dumb bitch.

  • if someone flags this for the tits imma smack a bitch.

  • 1:13 they drew a penis =))

  • Man 21.12.2012 is going to be such an awesome day, I'm going to get to laugh at all those nutjobs who really bought into this Mayan calendar nonsense. One might say that you shouldn't laugh as a lot of people will be left with their lifes ruined in the end, I don't agree with that though, in my opinion, there's just no excuse for that kind of supidity, DARWINISM AT IT'S BEST FOLKS!!!

    Also, Harold Camping is such a funny guy, 21.05.2011 was great, and 21.10.2011 is going to be even better! :D

  • these nutters are hard to watch. The stupid is painful.

  • 1:13 what was that "wooow!" for? ;D

  • @Duke1994able really? -the lines on the map drew a picture ;D

  • @CharmedFanCharlie :D It...it..it is HUGE

  • so you have to give them several billion dollars? ok thats fine, as long as they pay back with RENTS if it doesnt happen, LOL.

  • What do most of the self styled 'experts' have in common on Penn and Teller? Spirits, energy and aliens. I did drink some spirits mixed with red bull for energy and thought I saw aliens afterwards, but I still made more sense than these morons.

  • Cock ahoy at 3:22 !

  • When Penn said "doesn't anyone have a fork, I can stick into my own eye?" I almost fell down my chair laughing!

  • when they said mystery i just kept thinking about scooby doo...

  • the map is a penis? lol

  • What a bunch of delusional fuckwits!

  • Nice tits at the end there.

  • 0:26 "enoooormus gaaaigantit gargantuan ffff solar flare"

  • Dont get me wrong I mean.... C'mon the world (or at least human civilization) will end at one point in the future... Like our sun dying off or a meteorite destroying it, and the mayan calendar isn't wrong... It's just that it never predicts a Disastrous event that will end all life on earth, it only says that the mayan calender will reset..... And solar flares to destroy us???? Really?!? I mean granted there might be damage to electronics but it sure as hell wont be the end of the world =-=

  • Bewbs at 8:50

  • teller can make sounds!!!!!

  • Did anyone notice how the lady said "Donde estas?" when they were searching for the Mayan ghost? Mayans didn't speak frickin' Spanish! They spoke Mayan!

  • @S0ybeanb0y AHAHAHAHAHAHHA! ROFL

  • Haha.

    The map's a wang.

  • Jaysen Rand needs a new wig!

  • god teller has the easiest job in the world lucky fuck

  • PENIS at 3:20

  • i think that USA is the only, or at least one of the few countries, where people can live and be paid by inventing crap and selling bullshit.. god the professional dancer at 5:45 made me want to cut off one of my balls

  • shannon has a nice rack!!

  • @arkie74 pitty she's fat tho

  • @TheAstro30 big girls are some good lovn'!

  • CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRAZY!

  • The moment the 2 people introduced themselves at 5:12 i knew this was going to go in the wrong direction

  • yay thats my birthday

  • 4:40 what the fuck? ETs? Throw him in the asylum!

  • Solar flare thing looks like the best contestant, time to buy some bourboun.

  • @crazydutchguy1 Don't forget marshmallows for roasting

  • Man, they sure get a lot of topless girls on this show.

  • @Krayorik2point0 I know! where do I apply?

  • 4:41 look up epsilon on wikipedia. Its just a fancy sounding word he pull out of his fucking ass

  • (closed this on my iphone on acdent)

    you guys are why we cant have much HBO or showtime tv on here. There just tits! Stop

  • Your guys poibting out the tits are really why there

  • TITTIES ON YOUTUBE

  • @Underjoggle FUCKING IMMATURE.

  • @Noodlelette lighten up, everyone likes boobs

  • @TheSicInMe yeah, specially ur mom's.

    I had 2!

  • @inrwizards if she's dead, im sorry btw.

  • @inrwizards That's not smart, clever or anything like that. Boobs are awesome, but you've somehow managed to bring them down to a level of disgraceful immaturity. Fuck you.

  • @Underjoggle Oh ya just say out loud.

  • these people are fucking retarded

  • "Paint my house!" LOL

  • solar flares are highly concentrated electromagnetic pressure wave. it will fry electronic boards. (and the radiation is of a wavelength that can penetrate cement and lead).

    I might not be as qualified as this guy, but i have a bachelors in cosmology.

    the last giant solar flare was in 1907, before there were elecetronics. 2003 was a stunted flare. it didnt reach in past our satellites.

  • 09:03 nudity on youtube ! sorry, its obamatube now........

  • @1973mazdarx4coupe obamatube? i dont get it

  • Holy S**T never thought it would be so funny when someone made fun of someone else xDxD

  • yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhno.

  • wait wasnt planet x in a godzilla movie? so hes saying king ghidorah is gonna kill us all...... and i thought i was fuckin stupid

  • I like when that older gentleman just says.... "It's a day to party..." FOR THE WIN!

  • YES. the coat-hangers confirm it.

  • @LeePritch5 nice. such a simple comment, yet u made my day!

  • I like that solar physicist. He doesn't have his head up his ass.

  • 0:10 FUCKING HERO!

  • DIIIIIICCCCKKKKSSSS

  • lol their travel path makes a dick and balls.

  • @ziosuna thank you captian obvious

  • @gtq838 just doing my job citizen. by the way your comment is old, overused, and childish. up up and away.

  • @ziosuna lol

  • She may be crazy, but Shannon has some nice tits. I'd hit it.

  • @OhhhMyAxels MY EYES!!!!

  • watch?v=hCyXk1qpGnY mmmmmm

  • World will end 1 second after I die. Proof me wrong and I give you Ford Mustang.

  • @Kelol100 Proofread your sloppy grammar wrong or PROVE you wrong?

  • I think this is my favorite episode. LOL! My god devolution is real.

  • Dude, omg you guys what a funny day 2012 december whatever will be!! I'm gonna point and go LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL at ALLLLL those crazy ppl who really thought that the world as gonna end, Cant wait! :)

  • crazy people...

  • So sad, that man's life is going to be so meaningless and empty when 2013 comes around.

  • 8:59 - 9:04 22nd of December is my birthday :)

  • Hey, they never did answer if our fucking computers will work!!!

  • LOL "intensive investigation"

  • "Dr. Rand received his Honorary Ph.D. in the field of Energyinformative Sciences, from the Academy of Energyinformative Sciences, conducted with Moscow University, Russia."

    There is no such accredited institution in Russia :)

  • maya's calender speak about a the end of a cycle not the end of the world is like the chinese calendar wich have they own cycles and it doesnt mean the end of the world

  • Penn and Teller Should sell used cars...

  • Say what you will about the Paul's scientific credentials and research capabilities, but dude's got MAD dance skills.

    And after the apocalypse, he shall lead us all unto the dace floor with his divine dowsing rods...and we shall be served!

  • OH MY GOD!! I heard Teller make some noise.

  • Those aliens have all that technology to travel to our planet, abduct Doctor Rand and leave again unnoticed. Yet they couldn't give him a wig that doesn't look like shit, I guess even advanced races can't master that problem.

    Poor Dr.Rand.

  • That book signing day, a 12 year old girl? and thats it!

    I think these guys should have a mandatory psychiatric exam.

  • There is a fat ghost coming down from the pyramid stairs at 5:08

    Scaaaaaary!!!!

  • There is a fat ghost coming down from the pyramid stairs at 5:08

    Scaaaaaary!!!!

  • There is a fat ghost coming down from the pyramid stairs at 5:08

    Scaaaaaary!!!!

  • There is a fat ghost coming down from the pyramid stairs at 5:08

    Scaaaaaary!!!!

  • be cool if ALL the doomsday theories were realised on the date 2012 i guess

    earth gets flipped from a flame sprouting from the sun flips the earth upsidedown, then a dwarf star hits the earth, AND GARY COLEMAN RISES FROM THE DEAD AS A GIANT MONSTER TO DESTROY THE REMINANTS!!!

  • The only good doom is doom metal.

  • I swear, some of these people are trolling. They have to be trolling.

  • at 4:31 that planet is SATURN

  • big foot? paranormal?

  • This video is awesome, just look at those mayan tities! The end really will 'cum', if you know what I meen.

  • Lets party like its december 22 2012

    Id like to see that guy walk a couple

    more hundered stairs any day and

    hear him report back to 'base camp'

    about the numbers and see her write

    it down. Could it be the new

    reallity show? lol.

  • I would so hit that chubby chick. I have a thing for chubby girls. Yummmy :D

  • isn't "epsilon" a planet from a video game or something ?

  • @garkasha

    It's a greek letter.

  • 2012 will surely happen

    It's a fucking year. They happen every 12 months.

  • BOOBS ON YOUTUBE 9:05!

  • @uberbigbread sickonlintv had porn up for a week

  • Even if 2012 does happen, here's something to think about. Would you rather A) die a quick, painless death from one those scary disasters they say will happen, or B) die a painful, slow death if you do survive and find out that there is no food, water, medicine and other basic human needs? Not only that but you'd have to spend the rest of your life with these four fucking nut jobs. Fuck that.