Greatest Assassination Attempt Ever

[zini827]

Shamefur Dispray!!!

[nickkraw1]

obviously a quick draw

[FINN1st]

Who did u assasinate

[WMan37]

IS THE HAT ALRIGHT?

[jesueblast]

epic fail! XD

[MrEddrock]

IMPOSSIBRU!

[spritsengiggle]

@MrEddrock Muri desu! :)

[IAmTheStig320]

You ruin my hat. I brutally impale you. Totally proportionate retribution.

[Bombaman5632]

lol ninja threw a dart mongol threw a spear.

[darthtater96]

keep klicking 8 seconds



[dethcon5002]

press 7 

[AfroAssassin1000]

keyword Atempt

[Endercrew]

Ha,well the mongols attempted to invade Japan with 50 ships full of their best units and on the trip A TYPHOON destroyed 49 SHIPS,and when the last arrived,they were defeated and forced to retreat...lucky you kublai khan

[Tarik360]

@Endercrew You know what they say: Shit happens.

[JRCOBRA2001]

Lol spring loaded spear

[AlmostInthere]

General:Is the task done?

Soldier:Yes, the hat is no more

Gen:No I wanted the man wearing the hat dead, send out the nija to do redeem himself

Soldier:Ohhhh, the ninja is dead

Gen:*^%&#$%^!#%$!#^%$&#%^*5

[BURNINGhatz]

um what did this have to do with skyrim...?



[Illier1]

@BURNINGhatz The spear was somewhat close to the knee...and it was thrown like an arrow....close enough ^_^

[Clarince1]

I use to be an adventurer like you then a dwarven bit my balls.

[noneofurbusniss]

i used to assasinate mongols

then i took a nagianata to the chest

[bitutobosaru]

Too many shooters



[VegetaGuy99]

He Was Trying To Assasinate The Hat.

[Starfalko]

@VegetaGuy99 Oh the jealosity of not having hats.

But still, have to tell ya, the hat was pretty cool.

[MonsterHouseX1X]

xD wtf???

[Iarlaithtimmins]

U need a bow other wice it's a fail

[tfihaka]

Craaaaaaaaack up!



[delmarman888]

did he just throw a spear in his chest? tha hell..

[afootmago]

AHAAHAHAH,wtf, tht was hella funny

[ChokedByRainbows]

@mrsims2 You clearly have no life because you used that shitty joke.

[SinAuri]

Press 7 for repeating death grunt.

[gamersadvice5]

Like if you thought this was a skyrim video :) 

[TheNIGHTCREED13]

Ninja "sneaking sneaking sneaking"....."Blow!!!" "clunk".... Ninja "AWWWWW FUCK!!!"

Warrior "You Motha Fu....Whooosh"

Ninja "ugh!!!"

Warrior "I just stole this hat!"

[MrBalanceofTerror]

Press 7 for I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the hat.

[noneofurbusniss]

i dont think this is from shogun 2

[MafiosoHound]

Keyword is "attempt."



[nikanj]

Pretty sure this is just from a documentary about Genghis Khan.

[Thesicclan]

@nikanj Actually, it's a failed assassination cut-scene from Total-war: Shogun 2.

[snessespe]

ur aim is terrible xD

[Jovahnjohns1]

hah funny

[FOOTYGUNS]

lol

[NonsenseFabricator]

The mongols didn't conquer the largest contiguous land empire in human history by having weak throwing arms!

[itube141]

the naginata flew faster than the dart :/

[MrEpeliX]

mongol? ninja? who cares, but hat is dead! ;(

[garukid22]

ROFL

[123domen]

ninja miss target?! したがって、お客様の愚かさはkillされ!!!!!!!!!!­!

[mrcrysis456]

Did the hat die?

[MrEpeliX]

@mrcrysis456 sadly, yes =(

[sairoku]

did you see how fast he threw his weapon....O_O

[IceZeneo]

holy shit this was hilarious xD poor hat XD

[pieloadedshotgun]

ill tell ya one thing that mongle has lightning reflectes.

[Spartanof2012]

You miss target??? SHAMFUR DISPRAY!!!!!!

[boratlike1]

@Spartanof2012 reporting for racism.

[MrEpeliX]

@boratlike1 against hats?

[brendujames]

@boratlike1 ever play shogun 2? you'd get it then

[boratlike1]

@brendujames yes i play it a lot but your racist joke just got you reported. bet your laughing now

[SpiralDimentia]

@boratlike1 lol uh oh look out, we got a badass over here.

[boratlike1]

@SpiralDimentia look out we got a faggot fingering his arsehole over here

[SpiralDimentia]

@boratlike1 LOL. Look everyone, he's mad. Let's all point and laugh.

[brendujames]

@boratlike1 obvious troll is obvious

[DamnedUsernameThing]

@boratlike1 ... Well seems they're still laughing. Channel is still up lol

[Spartanof2012]

@boratlike1 Lmao go ahead its a quote from Shogun 2

[FreakyFreak682]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­

[looper7853]

this needs to go to my favorites as i will watch this so many times

[looper7853]

soo funny, my stomach hurts now i was expecting an epic assassination attempt but this was way better

[MrZizhen]

@wakkaboom1987 LOL I WOULD HAVE TOO.

[MrZizhen]

OMG HJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA

[wakkaboom1987]

omg why didnt they do this in Shogun 2OMG I WOULD OF LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!

[iBlitx]

I got here from Skyrim..?

[rastaround]

@iBlitx so did i

[Skatehag22]

@iBlitx same



[MrBlingMonkey]

i was watching this video

then i took a mongol spear to the stomach.

[Trybut3]

that mongolian dude was like "oh hell no!"

[MixmasterWright]

note to self: mongolians shoot spears like blow darts

P.S. Don't mess with mongolians

[Theshadeofreality]

@MixmasterWright YOu damn MOngolians you destroy my Shitty wal

[Monsieur1Gamer]

Summary of video

press 2, then press 7

[splinterFIREify]

lool

[electroenzo]

press 7 for death

[MrTayseanpwns]

hahah great...

[KwonK15]

that gut is like O NO THE HELL YOU DIDNT

[ronzak24]

haha dopey ninjas crack me up

[justvisiting1979]

9 failed ninja dislike this!

[Royalfork1]

huh, didn't know it was possible to be impaled by a Glaive.

[woogs1rules]

I used to assasinate generals, but then i tokk an arrow to the knee.

[HaydenorNonnoob]

*Looks at video* "Hmmmmmmm" *Sees the word attempt* "FINALLY THE RIGHT VIDEO FOR ME!"

[501kaktus]

Best General assassin ever!!!



[TylerGaming1]

I used to be an assassin, then I took a spear to the gut.

[IAmTheStig320]

Obviously, the mongol was the real ninja.

[Ang4651]

Is it weird if I watched this 80 times and I'm still laughing?

[handhanh]

@Ang4651 no Iam at 69 time

[handhanh]

@handhanh 70

[2000rayc]

lol

[Lordofthenipplerings]

Thats a Guan Dao...hehe. Chinese cavalry weapon.

[714salamander]

I used to be a ninja like you, then I took a naginata to the chest.

[Tinyjb0]

@714salamander Shut the fuck up already! Those jokes are fucking bull crap now! Just please! You are NOT funny! Maybe a week or two after it came out, but now its just annoying trolls! Stop! Fucking stop! You are worse than the people begging for thumbs up! Fuck!

[XxSeanOfDeathxX]

@Tinyjb0 You mad, bro?

[Tinyjb0]

@XxSeanOfDeathxX I expected someone to say that lmao. But you know im right.

[paccplayer11]

@Tinyjb0 nah when theyre used right as is this case then its k

[Gaaraguy13]

@Tinyjb0 CHILL

You mad as fuck.

[laharl2k]

@Tinyjb0 oh i forgot u were the owner of the internet.

c'mon kid grow up. how old r u? 10?

see for youself, your comment has so many thumb down that it's now hidden, and that's because everyone thinks YOU are not funny

[mrsims2]

@Tinyjb0 I used to rage like you, then I got a life.

[Tinyjb0]

@mrsims2 Ohh my gooddd that's soo funny! You made an arrow to the knee joke but replaced the arrow to the knee part with get a life! Haa you must be a genius or something. I dont know how you figured that one out! -.-

[Ziikrik]

pres 7 to kill the ninja

[flan208]

lollollollollol



[matie200]

Best naginita throw ever.

[Krintok]

The fuck? I was watching Skyrim vids and ended up here?

[barbiquearea]

He managed to hurl a spear at that ninja so easily. That is one strong mongol..... 

[acdcfan0986]

ROFLMAO THIS IS EPIC!

[epicduckeh6]

Mongol: NIGGA YOU TOUCH MY HAT?! NIGGA YOU TOUCH MY HAT!!?!?! Ninja: No sir! Please I'm sorry! Mongol: NIGGA I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO BE SORRY FOR (throws naginita)

[Zaptor111]

In America, you assassinate mongols.

In Japan, Mongols assassinate you.

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

@Zaptor111 since when has america fought mongolians? unless the mongolians are innocent people that are muslim i dont think america has ever killed mongolians or ever could

[deadwormmanthing]

ninja fires dart from a pipe, chuck norris blows spear through air.

[TaePoDongIII]

LOL Woo!!

[TTCnoobyProductions]

I used to be a ninja like this, then i shot an arrow at an hat.....

[naruto12345829]

EPIC FAIL!



[oOAndrewsOo]

hahahahahahaha epic faill

[Tomoesong]

8 people killed a hat before while trying to kill mongol.

[Tomoesong]

This is first time i lol'd so hard at top comment.

[phantomreaper1010101]

then press for and seven for a surprise

[phantomreaper1010101]

guys keep pressin 6 to see the hat die alot

[iluvcynder]

LOLOLOLOL



[hayro252]

this what happens when naruto tries a real shit

[Loopylocokiller]

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!

[BANKS1st]

lol, that was a fail



[LordDarkDan]

Is the deed done?

Yes, The hat is no more.

I wanted the general wearing the hat dead!

Oh.

Send the assasin again, if he can handle a hat he can handle the general.

Erm...sir, he was killed by the general.

Damn.

SIR! Our city walls are being attacked by the enemy, its a retailation.

GODDAMN MONGORIANS!!

Sorry, couldent resist xD

[CSRgamer]

@LordDarkDan

...Mongorians?

[LordDarkDan]

@CSRgamer South Park Reference

[SartaqKhan]

@LordDarkDan. Actually in the Japanese language, they don't use the sound "L". When the japanese use english words, they use the closest sound, which is something like a rolled "R".

[tefras14]

He got Mongolled

[limitless45]

that was my favorite hat >:( *naginata throw*

[phantomreaper1010101]

@limitless45 actually its a glaive

[kevinatorE3V]

the chinese ninjas eyes wherent open enough

[neneswsw]

@kevinatorE3V He's Japanese, and the name of this game - Total War: Shogun 2.

[xXdenee]

@neneswsw no just shogun total war.

[ralthron1]

@kevinatorE3V china dident have ninjas, only japan

[MILFboySLIM123]

LOL

[RoyalPrussian]

Mission completed: Get Khan'd

New mission: Never wake up a Mongol...

[bladiumdragon]

Was there really no frames when that weapon (forgot it's name) was thrown? DAMN MONGOLIANS!!! YOU SCAREH!!!

[Emman27running]

My physics advisor might have a thing or two to say about this...

[Confusedfurry]

@Emman27running

Physics, its the LAW!

[5StarGeneralXenoCO]

@Emman27running Lol dude it is Japan, the laws of physics do not exist there, just take a look at anime.

[HammerLord11]

the hat was a spy

[Jadefox32]

@HammerLord11 that hats a spy!

[CommanderTornado]

The Mongol is obviously a TF2 player

[ralthron1]

@CommanderTornado you mean the ninja

[CommanderTornado]

@ralthron1 no the Mongol was not happy that the ninja killed his hat and so killed the ninja

[ralthron1]

@CommanderTornado oh i git itnow, before i misread it for f2p not tf2 lol

[CommanderTornado]

@ralthron1 No prob evreyone makes mistakes(although soem people do really n00bish ones')

[metkic94]

ATILA WITH NAGINATA???

[tom2kill90]

keep pressing 7 to see him die and die again

[smellypiranha]

FROM 7 it is like a tune dart wake spear throw augh

[TheGamerOfLeauge]

lol love how the spear atilla throws moves faster than the dart xD

[KillerCroconaw]

KHAAAAANNNNNN!!!!

[GoFlamesGo100]

You just got Khan'd!!

[sushanalone]

size matters, throw a pebble at some one and expect a brick.

[WarriorMind556]

Thats not a Naginata its a glaive or Dao..

[TheFantasmaviajero]

he really sucked he should have just nife him or get closer

[Bugbob]

Replay Replay Replay Replay

[AndyRaslan]

He got Khan'd.

[blindga]

lol, what the fuck was that?

[00LEGENDS00]

lol



[loko2805]

lol

[AidenRourke]

fail

[shadow66648]

pffft etzio or altair would of done it right

[vampirehunteramanda]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAN!!!!! >:D

[8matthewlee8]

what the ninja didnt know was that the mongol was an olympic gold medalist at throwing the naginata

[ceyhunatil]

automatic targeting self-defance nanigatas. no need to be thrown.

[Timurchin1]

awesome artillery

[DarkWolf447]

press 8 for naginata throwing AWESOMENESS

[DeadlyAlienInvader]

EPIC FAIL!

[moviewatcher933]

i think that hat is dark-proof

[blackgamerist]

press 6



[blackgamerist]

ninja:I'm going to kill you rihgt no..o shit

[derburnley]

RIP hat.....RIP :(

[MultiMusicMeister]

Ninja: Got 'im!

*Throws Spear*

Ninja: WTF?