Stupid Insects Got Me MESSED UP

[skipa25]

When mosquito's suck your blood, they also pee on you. True story.

[TeeIsOhSoDOPE]

" it was the big assss fucking roach , bigger than my god damnn penis !! "

[tokiohotel704999]

Theres a spider in my room 2 the only time I see him is when there is another bug in my room then hehops off of his web and has his meal but the second he moves from that little corner in the side of my room and comes any were near my bed im getting the ddamn bug spray btw his names tipsey

[xelriic]

I have a spider that chills out in my room too. I haven't named him yet but he just chills there, goes for a walk to my other wall then goes back. But I keep him around because then I know the pray-FUCKING-mantis' aren't there and I hate them! I also hate flies but my cat catches them and eat so they're not so much of a bother.

[lollipop5168]

haha i kept going back to 2:44

[lollipop5168]

there was this big ass mother fuken roach bigger then my dick

[NajaeCullen]

I've seen every one of your vids. I'm going to the dollar store to buy myself a replica of slicer. I FREAKIN LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!11

[bambinobabymonster]

I was the 5,000th LIKER!

[ihatecupcakesalot]

lol i agree i love ur videos

[x0chuc0x44]

LOL ITs funny when you click 2:44

[AndrewGermanotta]

Thumbs up if you went really itchy watching this !!

[FlamingCharisma007]

"CUZ I SEE YOU HOE!!!" ah, you're so great :).

[hyungseungjo]

mosquito must be twilight hardcore fan... hahahahaha

[niyalynne17]

Didn't know one invite your ass in here hoe (: lol

[brownie17777777]

Dam

[AODANGELof]

BRUH ! lmfao your hella funny! xD

[KilkennyMel]

Hardcore Twilight fans :)

[guyinredglasses]

i subed for a simple phrase "aint nobody invite you into my house!" god ur awesome

[SingerForLife98]

"God would literally point down at me.... And say DAMN!" hahahahaha Love you luan!

[YoYo26141]

His names steeve.....lol

[MrzShowStoppa]

Oh yeah, I know Steve... we went to Walgreens together to buy some cough drops.

[MBLuvver143]

Yea yea the spiders cool and everything ....his names steve xD

[DemonHunter9919]

LOL the spiders name is steve thats fucking awesome !

[MindlessCity]

Mosquitos should suck fat instead of blood... i think that would be kinda GREAT!

[NiccixCore]

@MindlessCity Ewwww. LOL, that's sick... But some people need it. xDDD

[faves340]

taking my blood iz lik taking my money and ill be damned if u take my money from my house.

[faves340]

lmbo to funny

[jamalex2347]

@TerasXertas lmao!! :D TOO funny

[mesasexy25]

hes ma cuz

[xIchiIchigox]

LMAO you are so funny. c: THanks I needed a laugh..

[pachialo5678]

LOL steve? well i had a spider name bimpo too but he ended biting me when i was sleeping. Then he decided to disappear for a week and come back for a visit and i make sure he would never sieze the day after xD

[nailsforlove]

a mosquito almost made me die

[AlexxIshAmazing]

can't STAND bugs.....i mean sure Lady Bugs are okay chillin outside...but SPIDERS, ROACHES, SOME NASTY INSECTS FLYIN AROUND ME...as Luan says, 'You gon get sliced.....'

[TerasXertas]

"God would literally point down at me...and say DAMN!" XD

[MrPenguful]

Were you a black woman in the past life?

[boomshackalackala100]

@MrPenguful LMAOO I was just thinking the same exact think. Im like he sounds black O__O

[mesasexy25]

you sound black lolololol

[AmberAuNaturel]

@mesasexy25 That's why it's sooo funny. XP

[SellyLovesYou922]

why do mosquitoes exist?

why insects even exist?!

wtf?!

[klunafan]

TELL EM BITCH!!!

I FUCKING HATE BUGS .______.

[Germsz12]

WORD!

[Blueros3z]

The most annoying bug I find is a fruit fly the really tiny flies that just fly around you, up and out your nose and in your food/drinks...and no matter how hard you try to kill it it just never fucking dies!

[DaughterOfPoseidon10]

oh i HATE BUGS! lol ur funny!

[dolphins9631]

hey guys this is silly but you should check out my first vlog and tell me what you think....please!

[hugimech]

I HAVE A STEVE IN MY ROOM TO

[DoannaNguyen]

God will literally point down at me and say DAMN !

[GamerBoy470]

Did he come into YOUR house and try to eat YOUR food, and on YOUR leg, I bet he also drinks YOUR blood.

[olivethepiglet]

I almost completely agree with you. Mosquitos suck (haha...ok, that wasn't very good...), but without them what would feed the frogs and lizards? And...other things? And without them what would feed the...um...well...never mind...

[paige4538]

steve what a name for a spider its some badass name

[MegaSavagebitch]

lmao; let me just say; u got a hollister shirt on talkin about u got roaches. WTF? lamo !

[NiccixCore]

@MegaSavagebitch Bugs don't discriminate. O_O

[jayteetiuli]

it Wasnt a roach! , u had aboner ! lmao

[MsAmazinglycrazy]

lol tht roach actin like it pays rent

[MsAmazinglycrazy]

*bigger*

[MsAmazinglycrazy]

it must be big......if it was pigger then yo penis hahaha

[NiccixCore]

*..f-a-v-o-r-i-t-e..* xD

[NiccixCore]

"OH SHIT IT'S GOTTA BE ONE THOSE LIL BITCHAZZ ROACHES" XD

[NiccixCore]

You are crazy.!!! The funny kind though. xD My sister just looked at me like -.- when I busted out laughing at your beginning. Keeep me laughing. xD Hahah

[vavykilubu]

i wonder if steve still alive XD

[suchaloserrrrr]

HAAHA! I havent slept in my room for 3months bc i saw a cockroach, and no i know its babies are there.

[PhotobucketSnoop]

The way Luan talks when he's mad.

[rnbBeatzzzz]

OH LOOK AT HIS HAIR!

[shannnoll]

how come this was related to computernerd01...

[Jstrong21210]

Roach is a guest in my house !

LMBO !!

i better not hear or see your ass . . . LOL ; MANNN

[tennyrocksable]

aww

[music210389]

i see u. i see u bitch

[Rainbowradiation123]

"God would literally pint down at me...and say DAMN!" hahahahahahah! xD

[Milleyon]

I DIED I CANT EVEN TYPE RITE AHHHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHAH­AHAHHAAHHAAAHHAHAAAHA

[lizerdfan1234]

if its bigger then your god damn penis then it couldn't have been that big... hahahaha jk

[jsskuki]

ROTFL aaaaaahhh that is so funny!!!

[24zzchachazz24]

"mosquitoes most be hardcore twilight fans" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[nati56145]

hahahaha "i need my blood to live ass face!"

[MissSushi123]

"I NEED MY BLOOD TO LIVE, ASSFACE.' LOL

[zoeyfurrytailxxx]

looks like jackie chann <3

[NLM0694]

lol funny



[ebbiesart]

You are too funny!!!! :)

[VLaVey]

TOTALLY WITH YOU DUDEHAHAHA! Ever hear of cave crickets? I turned around one time going to put a dish in the sink but GUESS WhaT! A cave cricket Bigger then MY PENIS was sitting there on the plate, I jumped back stood there for 5 minutes Freaking the fuck out before i tooka book Beat it down and let it Die on its own. i watched that fucker as he tried to use his last 2 legs to move But hehad no hopes.

[chiwawaluv123]

lol steve

[TheFatdickhead]

lol wheni was watching this, the ad was termite control

[ydnaltdas777]

dude are you trying to sound like a big black woman??

[AkashaDaniBabe1]

OMG, the funniest thing happened! There was a wasp flying around in our house and i heard a loud clunk! well what happened was the wasp ran into the window and knocked itself out it was unconscious for about three hours before it started flying around again! we just opened the window n guided it out instead of trying to kill it!

[AkashaDaniBabe1]

You are too funny! I hate bugs too Spiders, centipedes, maggots,and flies are at the top of my list I don't like roaches either and couldn't even imagine living where the roaches not only crawl, but also fly!!!

[abc97able]

gj

[abc97able]

"i fucken hate roaches,its like..didnt nobody invite your ass in here hoe!!You are a guest in my house..i better not hear youre ass,i better not hear you,and you sure as hell better not be taking any of my food..because !!BITCH I SEE YOU..I SEE YOU WHEN I TURN THEM LIGHTS ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT..DONT TRY AND HIDE FROM ME..CUZ I BEEN SEEN YOUR ASS!!" press ctrl and thumbs this comment up...watch what heppens lol

[winterify]

didnt no body invite yo ass in here ho!!!

[LukkiiCharm123]

Me and Steve yeah we cool and shit(x

[123candybieber]

HAHAHAHAH .........SO U KNOW ME AND THE SPIDER ARE COOL...WE COOL PPL HIS NAME STEVE

[MsBbycakes02]

CAUSE I WILL BE GODDAMNED... lol!

[melissa23634]

Hi Steve (:

[selmaburt]

..Are you black or asian?

[BrokenWindoWx3]

this hair looks better on you

[kr8tos1]

lololololololol

[amad0c]

he is totally the gay barber guy from the kung fu hustle movie :D (no offense)

[SiirGhetto]

Reminds me of Katt Williams :P

[BoyishGirls]

"THIS BIG ASS FUCKING ROACH BIGGER THAN MY GOD DAMN PENIS JUST CHILLING ON MY FUCKING LEG!'

[xNerdyBabezx]

I accidentally poked myself in the eye while watching this, so I had to pause it, and it made me sad.

[alexusdierramarie]

Yo room must be dirty AF! lmao

[LiAiKoChAn]

I used to have spiders in my room... They give me my space, I give them theirs... But if they try to invade my space and try to come close, they're goners... So they crossed my friendship zone -.-

[WinnieThepooLaU]

Hi Steve!

[rite2thetop]

his description of bugs is like the girls in my school

[Tatiluv4]

lol.... :D

[rockstarlilmoma]

lmao god will literally point down at me n say Damn!

[SquirrellOFC]

I hate this guy, and I hate you idiots that agree with him. A fear or disgust of insects is possibly the most ignorant thing, and shows how easily fucking influenced you are by media. Morons.

[ComputerzFreak101]

@SquirrellOFC Who the hell stuck the stick up your ass?

[nltcraze]

@SquirrellOFC yes blame the media for fears that people have had for decades. And i can think of a plethora of shits more ignorant than being scared of bugs. This is no reason to hate someone, Mr. Overreactor. you acting like he a racist or murderer or something! Sometimes fears and phobias are irrational but that doesnt make them any less real or scary. Surely youre not so ignorant that you cant acknowledge that?

[SquirrellOFC]

@nltcraze There's a significant difference between a few entomophobes or arachnaphobes and 9/10 people being irrationally disgusted by insects.

[MegaTalented123]

Ilove

[realemolove]

omg spiders petrify me they are so fucking scary

[xXxlonelyvioletxXx]

i wish mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

[AllThoseGlitters]

@xXxlonelyvioletxXx oh. my. gosh. best comment ever.

[kiira]

like times infinity. it took me a while to get rid of scary corner spider too... then the centipede got him and i didnt want to watch * run away @_@ !! *

[zwinkylover967]

When u said assface I lost it lmao!

[P33ksABoo]

spider's name is steve. (x

[P33ksABoo]

OHH. i hate bugs. lx

[trangoka]

Hardcore twilight fan =)))

[askachub88]

I think this is ma favorite video (x

[xSasuNaruAmutox]

omg.. i was on my laptop one night at 4 in the mornin and a flying cockroach landed on ma head. worst night of my life i flung my laptop and ran for the door crying and flailing my whole body.

the next night one crawled up ma bed.. luckily it got stuck in the corner and my mom killed it.. i then refused to go to sleep in my room until ma mom called the exterminator..lol

[AshleyLovesRainbows]

The first time I seen a roach , I almost died ...

[gravemisfortune3]

0:29 PAUSE THERE XD hes high

[milkshakeradiopop]

me and steve koolio

[Cherryberry900]

yh im cool with spiders and everything( how ever u spell )but they ugly as hell yh my spider name is george

[mybudgieblue]

lol my cousin was talking to his roomate and was like YOU COME IN TO MAH HOUSE EATIN MAH FOOD YALL BETTER FUCKING RESPECT MAH ASS AND SHIT LIKE THAT

[VinnyTheMan2]

u maybe Asian but u act Black....

[TheShortyFilms1]

Asian kinsley bitch! :D

[ButterMonkey96]

man, you're one of the funniest people on YouTube I know

[JKNOWSALL]

On That Ass. Lol.

[wilubuymygldfish]

he cuses too nmuch

[mybudgieblue]

@wilubuymygldfish well hes from the ghetto, what do you expect

[Cherryberry900]

@wilubuymygldfish f u

[PandaDomoKitty97]

.... his name is Steve. LOL omg Luan you make me laugh so hard xD

[PandaDomoKitty97]

its was this BIG AAAASS fucking roach, bigger than my god damn PAYNIS!! xD

[natalyahartfly]

the add next to it is a bug killer add rotfl

[TheCrazy494]

"There is nothing to fear except fear itself ... And spiders." that mother fucker knew what he was talking bout

[kiwihamburger]

*points at luan* DAMN!

[Laurenmari97]

his names steve XD

[lalazwinky]

OMGEE ! I FUCKING LOVE LUAN ! :D , DAMN !

[NeKoNiGhT05]

I need my blood ASSFACE, taking my blood is like takin my money and i will be GodDamned you if you come into my house and take my money!! >:3

[gumigimi123]

I LOVE YOU

[xmoniificationx]

He just chillen there on yo leg. Like "mhm, i know im gone piss luan off. :)"

[AsianPurplePanda]

Today I walked into s spiderweb, so everytime I feel something now, I FREAK

[ILoveVitas909]

we cool, we cool peopol

[LoveLots589]

Cus I Will Be GOT DAMN ! lmaoo 

[luanlover4567]

big ass fuckin roach on my penis



[PNTBailey16]

I can't stamd bugs EITHER !!! Ugh they creep me out ... especially spiders stupid mutherfuckers

[BiggestBoss1009]

lml

[TheSetucker]

I had a stinky bug fell right onto my junk while I was laying down and I freaked out and flicked it screaming then it landed on my leg, then Another one landed on my head as two 5ft away watched. Where did they come from?!?!?!?!

[betternameinprocess]

lmao "hard core twilight fans" (x

[sweetnsour44735]

OMG that happened to me a few days ago i was sleepping and a disgusting roach was on my bed and scared me a lot and i also had a big spider in my room that when i opened my drawers it will appear out of no were but she killed the bugs and all so I named her Tari xP

[JordanRoberts24]

dont worry, the bug wasn't really that big. Asian penises are small

[Karopex]

@JordanRoberts24 how small? like an inch?

[SuperMultirockstar]

ctfuu he was like Ass Face ^_^

[DayummO]

Steeveeeee

[charle720]

Or mosquitoes that try to suck your blood and make noise by your ear when you're trying to sleep. -_-

[Moosie50086]

Never heard of an Asian having roaches

[Noacat]

Dude, I've heard bugs in Texas are, like, the size of Buicks. 

[beezolbub]

them mosquitos must be hardcore twilight fans lmao

[X3AmychanX3]

HAHA Luan you are so awesome Cx

I use your quotes all the time!

LMAO: "God would literally point down at me and say DAYUM."

[Theunwrittenpages]

"i need my blood ass face" (:

[KawaiiKoneko14]

Mm I heard that a fukkin preying mantis flew into my fukkin room I said oh shit I aint sleeping in there and my mom said I cant sleep anywere else. Im like hell then! I sleep in da fukkin closet -.- she didnt believe me until the next morning when she was trying to look for me and juss happened to look in da closet lol I stil dont know were its at till this day and its been ab. 3months im hopin its dead I dont wanna risk it sleepin next to me at nite Dx .....-.- lol

[softballsexy005]

i love this dude:D

[keolee09]

It couldn't be as bad as my brother waking up with a crushed roach in his mouth.....TRUUUU STORY

[psychopathicJess]

Ohhh shit. I love you Luan. <3

[xiDEATHRAGE0ix]

Bugs nasty

[kirbygirl496]

me and the spider are cool. his name is steve. ---- LOL XD i luv u Luan

[IceClanCatss]

One time, I was sleeping.

AND I WOKE UP, AND SAW A GOD DAMN TARANTULA ON MY FACE!

Bitch, what the fuck. I screamed so loud. I was like; "GOD DAMMIT BITCH GET OFF MY MOTHER FUCKING FACE!"

...yeah. o:

[TheSaphirabluedragon]

LMFAO!!!!! XD 2 Funny!!!!! XD

[xxlululovesyouxx]

Mosquitoes are tiny ass disease spreading vampires that give you ugly ass red bumps and make you itch.

[Kathy24baby]

LOL! "BIGGER THAN MY GOD DAMN PAYNIS!''

[Amberlessthan3Dezi]

Bigga than ma fuckkin PAYnus

[AwkwardNinja98]

That's a pimp name... "Steve".