Matchew Does Roller Tricks (Track Cocaine)

[DestroyTheseWalls]

gay bike go get a cervelo or trek mabey even an sworks

[dahgutone]

Rofl, 1:09

[exhalesolutions]

watch?v=W4XcXQwXMx8

Is the song for anyone that wanted to know. it's illy

[lolroflftw1]

What song is this? Let me guess, I've never heard of it.

[JbassPlayer28]

FUCKING HIPSTERS!!!!

[GigaTele]

@JbassPlayer28 couldn't agree more man

[qbertzz]

How many times did u almost hit ur head on that kitchen counter top??

[BryceMichael42]

That guy is my hero, no hands, people on pegs, and sitting on the handle bars riding backwords, thats just awesome

[User2308117]

AW SHIT SON

[cmanclan101]

doesnt get much more hipster than ray-bans, pbr, and riding a fixie.

[mrexxquisite]

whats the song and artist

[kinguin7]

Using rollers is a trick now? Those roadies must be the gods of the freestyling world during the winter.

[312rider1]

1:27 has the bike backwards. What? Dude kills those rollers.

[arronvoice]

what is the spec of the first bike its a beaut!?!

[2drunk2fuc]

You suck kid.

[asschaps15]

Thank god they had pbr, for a second I was worried they weren't legit hipsters. It's nice you let your girl friend ride on the back while you exercise.

[DriftPirateD]

@asschaps15 Lol, apparently being a bike messenger is being a hipster. Check your facts, guy.

[CLSMaestroView]

badass. who cares about being dumped by the mean hipster girl who says "nothing is cool".

[willyum236]

you hipster faggots

[poutine66]

xD you suck

[henrybwang]

Dude, needs to clean his kitchen. Lol. Mad skills. Sweet.

[FixedFuch]

whats the deal with this website! ive been waiting forever!

[danielgoneloco]

peep the tenny up front

[collin1002]

that cannondale track > all that kids tricks

[skaterboy677]

so thats what hipsters do in the winter!

[tantou]

LATFH <3

[zx9rida]

mad skillz boy...mad skillz! I am about to get some rollers but I know I will not be doing track stands on em! Nice bike handling

[lacongerasambera]

m afraid of this device! i know I wll fall!

[SonicZoom]

haters gonna hate!

[babygutsinmygut]

*cough cough* CHOAD *cough

[ilnn408]

haha ohh damn that's crazy, so is that cannondale track, that's sexy

[donbstewart123]

good balance..

[akechi1]

The song, the bikes, the ridiculous outfits and the limp wrists in this video make me wonder why it wasn't tagged under comedy.

Those guys are so hood for sure!

[Philijam]

cant agree more :D

[jackdt]

Seriously, it was sooo much funnier when we had "Back Down" by 50 Cent.. those bastards claimed a copyright on it.

[DriftPirateD]

@akechi1 Matchew is a bike messenger, a more hardcore position than I think you could probably handle. Try riding your bike for a living in all sorts of weather, then talk more shit. Pussy.

[uRnotGOODLikeME]

@akechi1 you are just mad cause you need gears and speedos and dont forget you love to give plumpkins

[masterexploder83]

that's rad

[CyclistD]

respecttttt

[dmatule]

hipsters, you guys make cyclists look like dbags.

check out the video "performance, its the name of the game" it talks about this very thing.

[CyclistD]

thats BullShit half of so called "real cyclists" cant even ride rollers no more! all with their fixed taxc,

let alone ride a fixie on the rolers... let alone do what this guy does..... let alone do what this guy does while drinking.....

and when you want to see performance.... i dare you to come and race on the track one time! hipsters/pipsters/shitsters... WTF does it matter.... what clothes you where.... or if you have gears or not?? the main thing is you can ride hard.....

[jwhitaker0160]

Cannot agree with you more homie... I ride MTB and I have much respect for you guys. Its all about getting out and doing what you love!

[masterexploder83]

stupid comments make you look like douche

[janno105]

ahhhh hahahahaha so true!

[ChimRhicholds]

They're drinking PBR... oh, the stereotypes in this video...

[tueybooo]

lol

[ChimRhicholds]

homie does have skills though...

What kind of frame is that?

[Craiginator]

Get a road bike.

[faztcycler]

Badass!

[wraithchild1000]

hilarious...

[FishRock77]

mad skillz or a really effed headset.

[DRFTClub]

wow, what was the point of this..

[alexassailant]

cocaine. ur a toy

[alexassailant]

ur a toy

[jobforacowboy16]

whats the name and shape of those handlebars

[arcticsquirrelmonkey]

they are just riser bars for mountain bikes that have been cut down a little.

[62shalaka]

This is a great example of roller riding. The people who are negative about this have no idea of how hard it is to ride rollers, much less with one leg, no hands, backwards and so forth.

Try these tricks yourself before you criticize or say something stupid.

[ubicomp]

this white boy from San Francisco is surrounded by fixies and thinks they're all dumb too. Way too cool for skool, in an overly-self-conscious way.

[blizake2000]

Niggas always talk about how racist white people are, but they are even more racist than we are. Keep doing your thing, and ride that fixie with pride.

[MarketingSafari]

You should take it out to meets and show your stunts. cool. Even if the hood doesn't get it.

[aciidic]

the song is

Triple C - Where You From

[classic78roz]

nice skills. can't believe all the hate out there.

[Hawaiirunner]

Yo that dude has stupid skills.

[Hawaiirunner]

You have got to be kidding me! Boys got skills for days!!!

[aciidic]

someone please figure out what this damn song is

[genericvideo1]

Where you from mutherfcker? I'll stab yo white ass.

[poorfavor54]

what is the song in this video?

[iglooworkshop]

hipster cunt

[akasnowmaaan]

Good god, clean that place up, it's disgusting.

[terrifried]

wait wtf? were you skidding on ROLLERS at :32?

[steved4]

Portland Messenger or not this is really dumb.

[chrislee512]

Okay, enough with the stupid hipster jokes guys.

The guy is an actual Portland messenger... Hes not some wannabe.

So everyone, quit sippin on that haterade!

[ingvey04]

gimme a clip of this kid riding no hands no feet through cars and traffic dodging fat fuck pedestrians with a thirty pound package on his back.. maybe then ill excuse the wildly out of place song they made me listen to.. otherwise.. keep drinkin that JB buddy.. you still have no life

[m00npie]

WTF are you thinking having that bottle of Jim Beam so close while riding?

IDIOTS!

[xyphobic]

alright, what a complete freaking waste. just another pile to make me sick of the culture i live in.

[tyransear123]

these underfed, scrawny pbr swilling fags are watering down and stealing culture not their own.

"where you from, motherf*cker, where you from"?

the suburbs.

[BMXover40]

He's a Portland bike messenger. Who's jackin' what, bitch?

[tyransear123]

haha how surprising this is filmed in the most homogeneous, non urban, whitest city in the nation.

what would be surprising is if this kid did more than 6 runs a day, has been a messenger for more than a year, and actually paid his bills with his messenger "job".

I guess when mommys paying the bills you can have a hobby and call it work.

dont you mean biznitch? rep yo hood killer

[azizorkal]

PDX is a white ass town. No denying that. This kid, however, is from Dallas, TX & has been a working thru 3 PDX winters (+ 1 in Philly-that's 4 years), averages 30+ tags/day. At time of shooting, he lived in Joe Millionaire's garage. The only mommy in his life is his baby-momma. I heard he de-toothed a tiger while drunk, doing a bar-spin-wheelie. When you're bored of posting 2 comments on the same vid in less than 15 hrs, maybe you can find him on the streets. See if you're half as fast as him.

[hammer1time]

Thousand of hipsters will have a great time beating off to this.

[conphoto87]

Wow nothing is better than watching bikes stand still, indoors, mounted by a hipster. Its like three of my favorite retarded things all conveniently rolled into one laughable package. Keep it coming guys....

[jamiestorrs]

what is the current song?

[kevinroy88]

i liked it better with 50 cent.

[jackdt]

I did too. The assholes who own the copyrights to "Back Down by 50 Cent" apparently didn't and complained to YouTube. Now thanks to some royalty free music, you get half the experience, half the fun and a quarter of the gangstah. G-g-g-unit!

Hit me up if you want a secret link to "The Original".

[Tommyskilfigure]

thats pretty cool man...

what is trackcocaine and when will the website be up? sparked my interest...

[maeiraldi]

nice build

[dfrkingsnake]

that was very impressive, don't listen to any idiot who doesn't understand the balance that takes! Bravo

[ILubJDM]

Clever girl.

[Kphomma]

Clever girl.

[whensoundkills]

clever cuts.

[imedmund]

get there!

[yourduncle]

just another gay white boy.

[dirtjumpjimbo78]

now those are sum sweet moves

[chanrobi]

Umm,

[cramitsuckos]

Is this a Joke? cause it made me laugh

[jackdt]

Obviously this shit is dead serious and we listen to Fiddy-cent all day.

[eXCeSSx]

i wish theyd show him eating shit on that no hander

[betternobetter]

SKIDMARXXX!!!!!!