[DOS] What Not to Do in Police Quest II & Other Observations

[feliciafan89]

6:52 Bains is a camper!!

[warriorsoul28]

1 million way to die

[tolbertjason]

OMG, Bains Killed Sonny The Cop! You Bastard!

[tolbertjason]

Oh, My god Lytton's busy street killed Sonny! OMG Lytton's busy street killed Sonny! You Bastards!

[Eyeofnelms]

Jim shakes his head and says.... Insert sad/funny sounding music and witty comment here.

[kenja0]

So to win, you must not play the game.

[UNCLEBEN9000]

What happens in the bad ending you know when you shoot bains first and violate the law can someone post a video for it please?

[NESCartFan]

Nice! I saw a few you missed. Target practice = fire your gun when it's down, you shoot yourself in the foot. :-P Another one is fire your gun in a pocket of methane gas while in the sewer. The outcome is hilarious!

[copyright1982]

"Empire State Building Haunted by Elvis' Ghost"? I don't think the "Lytton Letter" is the most reputable paper. lol @ Sonny's crazed picture.

4:59 Apparently a vicious fight sounds like popcorn popping.

[Venom2864]

@copyright1982

There's another slightly different version which goes: "Empire State Building Made Out Of Cheese" lol

[ElBarto3131]

1:30 "Sonny? Sonny? SONNY!!!!!!" Dun dun dun dun dun, DUN DUN DUN.

[jgranlun]

great game



[wackbrownies240]

lol leisure suit larry

[yun514]

omg this game i used to play at age 9 back in 1991it was so hard to play hahahah

[cyckarz]

4:41 KABOOM

[Stauf1186]

Gotta love Sierra games, one of the most fun parts of them is just dying.

[cildni]

Best game series ever.

[granpapi29]

There's another death I remember as a kid, in the plane of you don't do anything when they hijack the plan it says something like "LOOKS LIKE YOUR GOING TO SPEND SOME TIME IN EGYPT" LOL

[USMARSHALS2]

The taxi cab's honk sounds like the horn of a mexican taco truck!!...haha

[clapyourhandsflyhigh]

Hahahahahahahaha, Jim's an asshole.

[ReadmanJ]

Dun dun dun dun, DUN DUN DAAAA!! Epic music!!

[Romuluzz]

Thumbs up for excellent "Game Over" music :)

Short but sweet as a strawberry :)

[Imetysaw]

Folks opinion was that he was distracted because he played a recently released game called Police Quest 2, and therefore did not saw the truck comming.

lolwut

[Destructor2007]

1:15

Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAKE!!

[fragglet]

"All they want is safe passage to their desert home of Bum Aroun, Egypt."

[Hethrin]

I am a pistol packin dude.

[ExurbanDist]

There's a death if you don't sit down when the plane is about to take off. The flight was delayed because you refuse to sit down and are forced to leave the plane.

[cyckarz]

3:24 - Epic Win

[RomZomCom]

4:31

*facepalm*

[madmonkey4eva]

Thanks for playing Police Quest II. Next time.. CALM DOWN!! lol

[ApacheMan2K]

I'll write to you at Happy Meadows!

[Blackfury1]

Keith is the best hehe

[KiethSomataw99]

You can die by spending too much time on the street at the airport.

[whodhu]

just a heads up, you missed a death: don't do anything when the hijackers show up

[TheSparkbomber]

I did most of these, lol

[KiethSomataw99]

What does it say when the taxi hits you after you press the button for crosswalk?

[flintp51]

Hahaha, at 2:35 it gave you 3 points for getting blown up!

[HellfireTheAwesome]

What settings did you use to make it sound this good? Cause I've got this on my computer, and it doesn't anywhere near like this!

[RiotShield]

Wow, that's some pretty bad game over music.

[Hethrin]

this game makes me want to punch Jm for his ceaseless prattling....

:P

[RomZomCom]

0:17

What the Christ?

[dash1141]

It's frighteningly coincidental that less than 5 months after this game came out - which features a bomb on a plane - that the Lockerbie Bombing happened.

[kmoodyblues]

1:27 - "Sonny? Sonny? SONNY!" Dun, dun, duh dun dun, duh, duh, DUN!

[brandon2232]

SONNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Mgs Game over music* lol

[PhatFarm60]

Lawl at 3:37. Couldn't do that in a game now. Oh the 80s.....

[HaquinusDeGothia]

Let's not forget the nasty surprise you're up for if you forget to adjust the sights on day 2 and tries to take on the hijackers...

"Good night Mr. Bonds"

[MadDogBV]

You can also shoot yourself in the foot while in the gun range. Simply draw your gun, load it, holster it, then fire.

[IceyFresh2112]

hey can i get that song at 1:16 ?i dont need it for any game i just want it

[deadguy718]

uhh.

[1Dudelove]

I always pulled my gun on the mugger who naturally ran for his (worthless) life.

Pity I couldnt shoot him without getting "game over" soI radioed Keith to catch him.

and why does Sonny lose to the mugger in a fight? arent cops meant to know martial arts...Honestly, losing to a common thug is embaressing...VERY embaressing.

[PhatFarm60]

@1Dudelove Cops don't know martial arts (unless they train independently), they know basic defensive tactics, but an ex-con could take one down. Unarmed doesn't necessarily mean not dangerous.

[lucite11]

I wish the music at 6:30 would happen every time I entered a room.

[loneshewolf74]

Because YOU screwed up, the plane is bombed into oblivion. The 49 people on board say, "Thanks a lot, DUDE."

[Deathfromabove5]

Ha larry laffer was in this game hjow dnkdnf

[Beethoven80]

2:50 The music was really awesome, loved it !!

[churlyryan]

Listen to those sweet SCI beeps & boops.

[StarryKid06]

Awesome man. I didn't realize there were so many ways to die in this game! Good job..err... bad job! ... I remember thinking when this came out how awesome the graphics were as compared to Police Quest.

[redeyedbandit1251]

I remember a death in the sewer where you fall down a hole. I don't remember the text since the last time i played this, I was 6 years old.

[KHayes666]

FORGIVE ME FOR SHOUTING BUT FAILURE TO USE EAR PROTECTION HAS CAUSED SEVERE HEARING IMPAIRMENT!!!! lol

[granpapi29]

@KHayes666 This was my all time fav death as a kid!

[mattstorm360]

@KHayes666 WHAT!!!!!???!?!?

[usulordo]

Man I was stuck for a really long time at the motel, where Bains put that shotgun trap. Of course it's years after that I discovered I hadn't done something important earlier on. Have to say that the game doesn't help you on these occasions. Nowadays adventures prevent players from being stuck in dead ends like this.

[Radeo]

You just hold down away from the door and you will pull back before the blast hits you.

[Dojack]

Man, Jim Walls makes me depressed.

The music doesn't help either.

[madmonkeyreturns]

Lol "Thanks for playing Police Quest 2. Next time... CALM DOWN!!" :P

[sanzo241]

there is also one on the plane when you don't tune the gun properly and miss the hijacker when you shoot then he kills you resulting in a different message

[KHayes666]

Detective Sonny Bonds goes beserk!

[Vancityplayboy]

Shooting Spree Stuns

[carnalito81]

kool music

[Goodguy33]

This game had such a disappointing ending..

*spoilers*

You shoot bains, it says "his vengance is over!!" marie kisses you, the end.

*End spoilers*

What a crock! This game was harder than the first one for me!!

[thekth]

Nice! I like the Larry Laffer cameo. I miss those PQ games, I wish they'd make an updated one.

[pizzacat83]

I loved the What Not to Do series. One that I remember you forgetting was in the airplane hijacking sequence.

If you just sit there and do nothing, then the hijackers redirect the plane to Egypt, resulting in a game over.

[Vancityplayboy]

also not calling the Steelton Police before going to Steelton, you and Keith search all over Steelton and the Police won't do anything and you find out Don Colby was murdered and two days later Marie was murdered and Bains got away

[Christopher224]

And he also didn't put he " Bad " ending where you shoot bains first so it isn't self defense

[Vancityplayboy]

^I wanted to see that, I had a hard time getting the bad ending

[Knightmare44]

these are great I loved all these games, police quest, space quest, quest for glory, leisure suit, kings quest, monkey island... those were the days

[Christopher224]

Wow that was Pretty Funny Maybe you can do Police quest 1 Without VGA?