14:35 FUCK! HELL! SHIT! Seriously! How stupid can people be?! How can every single guy or girl screw that up?! FOR. FUCK. SAKES. "Four-phase" Could it possibly mean... a square? "Trinity rod" a triangle by any chance? and "flow CYCLE rod"... -.- a CIRCLE? Maybe? HUH? Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. Frustration at maximum right here... YYNNNGGGHH... im done.
@flamingice911 That was the first walk through I watched of this game.. it was pretty funny, but I admit when Jesse freaks out, or when he's scared in my opinion it's way more hilarious.
Jesses I WIN I BEAT THIS GAME! reminds me so much of myself during each of the Silent hill games xD I CAN'T GET SCARED ANYMORE! BOOM! Scared out of ur freaking skin =P from what i see from the comments... the prison aught to be a laugh ;)
You know what I love about this game... the fact that I'm more scared for him now he's in a very brightly lit area because theres nowhere for him to hide if a monster shows up
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
I'm so mad at the girls for acting like they know more than you. I'm pretty sure that they were way more confused than you on their first try, so they shouldn't be the ones acting smart.
To anyone who thinks the girls should shut up or go away. Let's have Jesse try one video on his own, no girls. We'll see how far he gets without them. I'll give you a hint...it won't be far.
@TheBase333 I have a total love relationship with this game, I can't wait to buy it sometime later down the road when I can get the spare cash (after getting some newer games preordered since one is in March -resident evil ORC [big residetn evil fan even if the originals is where its at, I like the throw back to the original games in ORC]). This is (Amnesia) the only horror game made lately that I can say is actual horror and done so well. Story is b-rated or such but heh, game epic.
*picks up crowbar* *ignores* *picks up rock* "NOW TELL ME WHY I CAN'T THROW A ROCK AT A MONSTERS FACE!" and you didn't think anything of the crowbar? okay.
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
not scared? ofc your not, you are a chicken playing with a bunch of people, man up, kick out the ladies, put up a wabcam, put a live feed at the night. then and only then you'll recieve your balls.
you realize the ladies are the ones making him paranoid about the game. Besides...him freaking out is just showing his immersion, and you can't tell me you wouldn't freak out if one of those things was attacking you irl. Its just his immersion so stop hatin'.
You know, I have a question. If daniel had already been down to far to leave notes, whyd he go all the way up to drink the amnesia potion thing, instead of just like, outside alexanders or w/e office?
i don't know why i kissed her i just walked to her she was smyling at me she was
prettry atractive and we kissed (it was my first kiss in my life tho it was a dream)
we kissed lips to lips then i wanted tongue and our tongues touched and the feeling was like i was eating a really really delicious and refreshing fruit
TO answer your constant questions about throwing things in your buddy's face... you can... and it WILL knock them back for a sec... but htne he gets like a speed boost right after... think parry haste in pre cata wow.
@TobyRAWR The game may be less scary, but its funnier when they're here. And I don't know about anyone else but I watch Jesse's videos because they're hilarious. I laugh more when they're taunting him then when they're silent. This leads me to believe that if Jesse were to play this game alone, it would be a lot less funny.
did you know laudunum is a type of poisen? it makes you see things thats not there :-D or it kills you it kats on how strong it is but what you see is not real its a... some thing. please like so jesse kan see it.
9:55 Jesse entered the 'Back Hall' Giggity!
TheEpicAddiction 9 hours ago in playlist Season A:DD
It just doesn't seem creepy anymore...
terrorpeach 2 weeks ago
@terrorpeach Maybee it is just a calm before the storm
AzidAids 5 days ago
i got an ad despite having adblock plus and it was the "season premier of merlin" ad and it scared the shit out of me at first
fatpersononabicyle 1 month ago
... and this is why I should watch the whole video before yelling my nuts off. well done Jesse... you're a fucking genius....
joonas888 1 month ago
14:35 FUCK! HELL! SHIT! Seriously! How stupid can people be?! How can every single guy or girl screw that up?! FOR. FUCK. SAKES. "Four-phase" Could it possibly mean... a square? "Trinity rod" a triangle by any chance? and "flow CYCLE rod"... -.- a CIRCLE? Maybe? HUH? Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. Frustration at maximum right here... YYNNNGGGHH... im done.
joonas888 1 month ago
anyone else notice that the door disappeared 6:20
MRLOYALTHEROYAL 1 month ago in playlist Season A:DD
@MRLOYALTHEROYAL That's because the monster broke it :)
Swedlify 1 month ago
10th of January 2011.
I look up from watching this video to find a giant spider on my ceiling.
The absolute terror is soul crushing.
I scream and ask my step father to crush it.
Wish him luck
Your past self
Lilly.
MissLFlechsig 1 month ago in playlist Season A:DD 3
@MissLFlechsig 2012
TheFunnyguy567 1 month ago in playlist Season A:DD
@TheFunnyguy567 Lol I know.
I was so scared I messed up the date.
MissLFlechsig 1 month ago
C'mon Jesse, I figured it out as soon as I saw the square.
And I'm pretty much retarded.
SkilesASMB 1 month ago in playlist Season A:DD 5
Amnesia Part 13: Jesse finds his balls
Farcry25 2 months ago 7
how can they see your game even tho they arent with you??
Theincrediblemrtim 2 months ago
@Theincrediblemrtim skype's screen share bro.
DEMON7351 2 months ago
Funny xD and scary I was jumping to u was like wtf like I was there
MichaelsMonka 2 months ago
HE GOT THAT GAME FIGURED OUT! HE GOT IT ~~~FIGURED OUTTTT!~~~
KiariTheSage 2 months ago in playlist Season A:DD 2
I can't wait untill he meats mr. I'm going to kill you in 1 hit, and I hope the girls don't help him, AT ALL.
thedemonslayer51 2 months ago in playlist Season A:DD
"We're totally not going to help him at all."
"Yeah, he's on his own"
*ten seconds later*
*helps*
Cellidor 3 months ago 2
i remember watching this part on tobygames. it was the funniest shit ever. this is a close 2nd though
flamingice911 3 months ago
@flamingice911 That was the first walk through I watched of this game.. it was pretty funny, but I admit when Jesse freaks out, or when he's scared in my opinion it's way more hilarious.
xXxwtfpepoxXx 3 months ago
yep still pissin' my pants...
CPizasome 4 months ago
I'm pissing my pants 1st of all, 2nd of all, you should call the monster BillyBob
CPizasome 4 months ago
If Dr.Freeman taught me anything, is that Daniel could've used that crowbar to save the world.
KyKoC 4 months ago in playlist Amnesia - The Dark Descent (scares Jesse!) 5
Damn men, DEM WIMIN.
Ubernox48 4 months ago
they taught him well...Too well...
DietDrMario 4 months ago
Jesses I WIN I BEAT THIS GAME! reminds me so much of myself during each of the Silent hill games xD I CAN'T GET SCARED ANYMORE! BOOM! Scared out of ur freaking skin =P from what i see from the comments... the prison aught to be a laugh ;)
xSoulCaliberx 4 months ago
I hate how the sanctuary got corrupted :( It was so nice and tranquil after Albert
AmateurAirsoftNI 4 months ago 6
lol, he was supposed to find out that he even needed a key in the first place before looking behind the painting for it
but whatevs!
IAmebAdger 4 months ago
Stop looking at the comments and scroll back up to the video pussies !! XD
NasferatuTheImmortal 5 months ago in playlist Amnesia - The Dark Descent (scares Jesse!) 10
He picked up a crowbar GORDON FREEMAN IT UP AND KILL SOME BUGGERS
butifalpanos 5 months ago in playlist Amnesia - The Dark Descent (scares Jesse!)
Jesse became a fucking boss
WickedRed99 5 months ago 88
@WickedRed99 hes always a boss
michelle941000 2 months ago in playlist Fler videoklipp från OMFGcata
The first thing when i would of saw the dead body in the fountain i would of immediately run over there and T-bag it (: Rofl.
Mewiix3 5 months ago
You know what I love about this game... the fact that I'm more scared for him now he's in a very brightly lit area because theres nowhere for him to hide if a monster shows up
MrWarbarney 5 months ago
i cant wait tell he admits later on that his balls are gone as he screams lol this is awesome
Ranar999 5 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I'm so mad at the girls for acting like they know more than you. I'm pretty sure that they were way more confused than you on their first try, so they shouldn't be the ones acting smart.
XboxAnnihilator 5 months ago
@XboxAnnihilator No I doubt it. Jesse IS kind of good at missing the obvious. xD
SootShade 5 months ago
@XboxAnnihilator one of them has played it the others are just trying to help. so don't get mad bro
Demolition990 5 months ago in playlist Amnesia - The Dark Descent (scares Jesse!) 7
This has been flagged as spam show
You're so fucking annoying to watch. You keep on repeating the same shit over and over again.
emekcrash 5 months ago
Lol i couldn't wait to see his reaction to the guest room part xD
plutosarrow 5 months ago 7
ok now i know i will not get close to the closet
killer247able 5 months ago
To anyone who thinks the girls should shut up or go away. Let's have Jesse try one video on his own, no girls. We'll see how far he gets without them. I'll give you a hint...it won't be far.
MsBlackRose07 5 months ago 8
@MsBlackRose07 He'll probably get in a closet and stay in there silently for a whole video.
thepixellated 5 months ago
hahaha i loved that part with the closet
username951100 5 months ago 8
God i miss watching this game (:
alexandrahackett41 5 months ago
I have a love/hate relationship with this game.
TheBase333 5 months ago 85
@TheBase333 I have a total love relationship with this game, I can't wait to buy it sometime later down the road when I can get the spare cash (after getting some newer games preordered since one is in March -resident evil ORC [big residetn evil fan even if the originals is where its at, I like the throw back to the original games in ORC]). This is (Amnesia) the only horror game made lately that I can say is actual horror and done so well. Story is b-rated or such but heh, game epic.
MabinogiKiggy 3 weeks ago in playlist Season A:DD
This has been flagged as spam show
hey my name is abdullah >:)
spookyman 5 months ago
o look another icecream cone 4:43
Emimilykity 5 months ago
of course, it must start with the best scare in the game
ResidentEvilSpore 5 months ago
...-Gets prepared to do the most known quote ever-.... IT'S A TRAP!
kise77 5 months ago
@kise77 Tarp*
WeMakeGarbage 5 months ago
i want to see jesse in the torture rooms
mcmcman2 5 months ago
the HELLAVATOR!!! tb would be proud, if he could feel emotions
robotoop 5 months ago 10
*picks up crowbar* *ignores* *picks up rock* "NOW TELL ME WHY I CAN'T THROW A ROCK AT A MONSTERS FACE!" and you didn't think anything of the crowbar? okay.
MrClosetgamer 5 months ago
jesse in the closet hmm i new something was fruity with him
snarf3456 5 months ago
Im stuck and dont know where he got the flow cycle rod, and I kind of need that to continue.
westinghouse48 5 months ago
Balls of steel --- Sent From OMFGCata's AppRats (Facebook App)!
blackcowboy 5 months ago
The women are so annoying...
Risansado 5 months ago
torture chamber heee heee
rythter 5 months ago
THE HELLAVATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ProffessorZombie 5 months ago 6
at 6:33 i was hoping the monster would come back and scare the living hell out of him
magicman2186 5 months ago 2
@644jake
no, so far he's completed around 30 - 40% of the game.
TheNineLivez 5 months ago
"i'm gonna go down the hellavator"
butlerlog 5 months ago
@TheHolydruid hey man, please shut up and just enjoy the vid. Don't be a hater lmao
Raditz37 5 months ago 3
I'm glad Admiral Ackbar isn't alive to see this...
OtherAlex 5 months ago 2
@OtherAlex He isn't alive, YET..
Baleur 5 months ago
@Baleur "A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away." I'd say he's probably dead =p
OtherAlex 5 months ago
9:11
"It's a key....what purpose does it serve? "
Really Jessie?
LongviewGD182 5 months ago 5
This comment has received too many negative votes show
not scared? ofc your not, you are a chicken playing with a bunch of people, man up, kick out the ladies, put up a wabcam, put a live feed at the night. then and only then you'll recieve your balls.
TheHolydruid 5 months ago
@TheHolydruid Stop...hatin' is bad
MsAnimechik 5 months ago
@TheHolydruid
you realize the ladies are the ones making him paranoid about the game. Besides...him freaking out is just showing his immersion, and you can't tell me you wouldn't freak out if one of those things was attacking you irl. Its just his immersion so stop hatin'.
kitamasu1 5 months ago
@TheHolydruid Why don't you take ur stupid comments somewhere useful
Ruskedable 5 months ago
@644jake Lol imagine if you were playing it. He's literally at the beginning of the game. No where near the end.
ryanm100100 5 months ago
Boy Jesse you really gotta learn how to use that brain of yours lol.
artaseify 5 months ago
JULY 2ND IS MAH BIRFDAY!
bluemelon2 5 months ago
o god jesse the brute going to break you
Calypis 5 months ago
BITCHES DONT LIKE IT WHEN YOU HAVE POWER OVER THEM GRAB YOU GIANT BALLS AND SQUESSE THEM ALITTLE JUST TO KNOW YOU ALIVE!!!!!!
leanonme1 5 months ago
His neighbors must have that he won the lottery or something with all that "I won! I fucking won!" shouting haha.
morewhitethanu 6 months ago
thanks for making ep 14 private.
astosky 6 months ago
The dungeon is going to be so fun to watch XD!
XyphileousLF 6 months ago
@TheWildebeastly think hes maybe like half way
DreaTheDragon 6 months ago
@TheWildebeastly Not even. Other LPers tend to take like 30 parts to finish the whole thing, videos about the same length as Jesse's.
TheCreeperhunter 6 months ago
You know, I have a question. If daniel had already been down to far to leave notes, whyd he go all the way up to drink the amnesia potion thing, instead of just like, outside alexanders or w/e office?
Bladenavor 6 months ago 2
@Bladenavor because um ... well because then there wouldn't be a game lol
kooozle 6 months ago
@kooozle I know, I am saying it makes no sense though. There has to be some reason he decided to make it hard on his unknowing self.
Bladenavor 5 months ago
@Bladenavor hmm yeah you're right i can't think of why he would though
kooozle 5 months ago
Oh jesse... there are alot of scarier things left.
Hernan912 6 months ago 3
what would be cool as fuck if they could show Jesse's face via webcam or something :D
i wana see your poo face D:<
twistedsis100 6 months ago 4
@twistedsis100 Ya but he doesnt have a webcam :( He only has a little photo camera
DreaTheDragon 6 months ago
@DreaTheDragon awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:'((((((
twistedsis100 6 months ago
6:30 champ! XD
joey17410 6 months ago
Can't wait for the Jail level
XBrokenFangX 6 months ago
I can't wait till he get's to the dungeon
Pacifico650 6 months ago
any bets on next upload??
robbiethebeast13 6 months ago
Phase Four : square cause a square has 4 SIDES
flow cycle: cycle sounds like circle?
Trinity stem : i remins me of trangle?!
DorkofMusic 6 months ago
I REALLY wanna see Jesse play Penumbra!!!!!
DorkofMusic 6 months ago
@DorkofMusic yeah, especially the drug trip ending, that's the best part lol
Lemileant 6 months ago
jesse you are far from done....
DorkofMusic 6 months ago
I think he uploading something now. I haz sixth sense. ^^
EDTV64 6 months ago
Charlie Sheen has nothing on Jeese! The Cox is winning!
jasmineej 6 months ago
bump
robbiethebeast13 6 months ago
Bump?
mastershakeaq 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
So i dreamed i kissed a girl from TV
i don't know why i kissed her i just walked to her she was smyling at me she was
prettry atractive and we kissed (it was my first kiss in my life tho it was a dream)
we kissed lips to lips then i wanted tongue and our tongues touched and the feeling was like i was eating a really really delicious and refreshing fruit
P.S i don't know why im typing this LOL
nananina982 6 months ago
jesse, they're women...everything is a trap!
Kris117100 6 months ago 176
@Kris117100 Lolz, I find that insulting!! :) Haha, that may b true tho
DreaTheDragon 6 months ago
@Kris117100 Ohhh ZING!
bloodfire94 5 months ago
@Kris117100 "i want to get married" -ackbar pokes his head out of a corner.- ITS A TRAP!!!! ACKBAR CALLS IT LIKE HE SEES IT!
TheCookingmaster 5 months ago
Say "Hi" to me and I will be very happy
Kasotomic 6 months ago
@Kasotomic Hi
herojeen 6 months ago
@Kasotomic Hi?
CarbonBallBag1 6 months ago
@CarbonBallBag1 =D
Kasotomic 6 months ago
@Kasotomic im high
gamefreak370 6 months ago
Look up Amnesia: how to fight the monster. When you do something like THAT, then you beat the game
DarkSciencez 6 months ago
So wizard!
Benkku95 6 months ago
You're not scared Jesse?
Wait til you get to the prison...
Mikeanglo 6 months ago 153
@Mikeanglo I literally had to quit MULTIPLE times in the prison... with week breaks in between
porkboi 5 months ago
TO answer your constant questions about throwing things in your buddy's face... you can... and it WILL knock them back for a sec... but htne he gets like a speed boost right after... think parry haste in pre cata wow.
porkboi 5 months ago
@Mikeanglo what about when he gets to the choir main hall? (although i do agree with you)
cutt7990 5 months ago in playlist Amnesia - The Dark Descent (scares Jesse!)
6:20 We all know she's really laughing cause she realized Jesse came out of the closet for that zombie. ;D
DrakeDraco2000 6 months ago
Why don't you play Terraria anymore?
Nickmorama 6 months ago
@Nickmorama totalbiscuit has been away on vacation, gamescom, etc. for a while, iterraria should continue soon
Lemileant 6 months ago
just wait for the dungeon jesse... and the sewers... /cry
woopdedoopdedoo 6 months ago
TOO MUCH HELP GIVEN >:O
Doomtouilas 6 months ago
Jesse u need to play this alone, because with friends it isnt scary so it's boring :\
TobyRAWR 6 months ago
@TobyRAWR The game may be less scary, but its funnier when they're here. And I don't know about anyone else but I watch Jesse's videos because they're hilarious. I laugh more when they're taunting him then when they're silent. This leads me to believe that if Jesse were to play this game alone, it would be a lot less funny.
reduceuse 6 months ago
Only REAL men with brass balls can hide in a closest when they hear a monster outside the door.
WoWNaomiLing 6 months ago
Shes gonna use hers when he begs for it XD
skywordsword1 6 months ago
um...Is this scary?
nejihalo98 6 months ago
@nejihalo98 The game is scary, if you play alone.
Doomtouilas 6 months ago
I just started playing Amnesia myself, and I take back every single laugh I've ever laughed at you when screaming like a girl :S
Attero93 6 months ago
This game has finally made Jessie crazy.
ConcededIndividual 6 months ago
@ConcededIndividual i dont think this game did that...
woutermen2 6 months ago
do they mean Herbert Alpert? THE MAN THAT MADE THE SONG SPANISH FLEA?!
nejihalo98 6 months ago
00:33 spider or something!
Binga431 6 months ago
So, he he used his thing to open a door, and now he has big ol' balls?
Daiwiz 6 months ago
What dirty girls ;D xDDD
IhalohazardI 6 months ago
Lol, Jesse will be scared soon enough.
RokiTVGaming 6 months ago
I wanted to see if the monster looked different from the others :(, it sounded like it was alot bigger
RaawHax 6 months ago
Jesse should play Penumbra
jackofficus 6 months ago
07:07 hmmmm.... *cough*prison*cough* ;)
SearingScorpid 6 months ago 3
Love how he goes to probably the most normal rooms in the entire game and thinks that the game will go on like that beeing easy on him.
ArcaneMage54k 6 months ago
@ArcaneMage54k Yeah, I want him to keep acting "tough". So when he takes that elevator down... he starts crying again..
Mordraiv 6 months ago 4
oh jesse... before when u ran for ur life u thought that was scary? oh this game gets SCARRIER!
smil111yea 6 months ago
um... have you done nightmare house 2?
yuirules 6 months ago
Muhahahaha, can't wait... >:D
Agarwae 6 months ago
hahahah jesse the prison and the sewer is going to get ya :D
ghost123147 6 months ago
@uberpancaked and after a second the sprint after you even faster
feaverofhell1 6 months ago
and i jizzed inn my pannttssss
feaverofhell1 6 months ago
Daaaad, Jessie Cox won't come out of the closet !
SouthMan13 6 months ago
What kind of recording software do you use for your videos?
Attero93 6 months ago
lol jesse came out of the closet
sheildon6 6 months ago
Jesse doesnt realise how much scarier it gets. I will enjoy watching this. I enjoy your fear. >:D
MaxWaters123 6 months ago
YES YESYES MORE AMNESIA! MORE SCARED PEEING PANTS JESSE JOKES ;D I LOVE YOUR AMNESIA SERIES!!!!!!!!!!! ;DDDD THE FUNN.. THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!
1233dragon1233 6 months ago
I can't wait till he sees the next monster >_>
darkshadow01052 6 months ago
make sure to be carefull for the but ass naked monsters jesse!
RainbowCash010 6 months ago
yeah yeah Jesse has huge balls... right! Too much of a pussy to pick up a key.
Biotrin 6 months ago
The only thing that scares me here is that ad for funny old man mask that I can't seem to get rid off
Haxlord123 6 months ago
Phase 1: Overconfidence
Phase 2: Fear. Mind numbing fear.
bdoherty44 6 months ago 3
I love Jesse's constant self-pep-talks, when he's obviously weeing himself.
frobyn94 6 months ago
@frobyn94 Self-deception is a useful tool, which is funny. :)
Jesse may be scared to bits right now but eventually his bold actions will actually let him learn the game even easier. :P
Thecrazyhide 6 months ago
did you know laudunum is a type of poisen? it makes you see things thats not there :-D or it kills you it kats on how strong it is but what you see is not real its a... some thing. please like so jesse kan see it.
sonikana 6 months ago
MOAR AMNESIA NAO!
darkenergyparadox 6 months ago
you should try the dlc "Justine" for this game, its awsome :)
xz2000i 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Skip note dialogues pl0x
Sparnym 6 months ago
There was once a man from Madras
Whose balls were made from brass
In stormy weather
They clanged together
And sparks flew out of his ass
RedIntricacy 6 months ago 225
@RedIntricacy rofl
RokiTVGaming 6 months ago
@RedIntricacy I wish i could thumps up your comment 2348273641287364 times :P
Bossaruify 6 months ago
@RedIntricacy *sniff* thats beautiful *single tear*
SasukoJenkinz 6 months ago
@RedIntricacy I'm english so I read it as
"there once was a man from madrarse
who's borls were made from brarse
in stormy weather
the clanged together
and sparks flew out of his arse.
voter96 6 months ago 4
@voter96 Me too.
RedIntricacy 6 months ago
@RedIntricacy I never laughed at a YouTube comment this much before O_O
Fluffylolcats 6 months ago