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  • Kid, Y U NO GO TO SLEEP?

  • she is so good at reading that! she just gets so emotional, I think every parent can relate to her. And I LOVE the way she keeps talking to the listeners like she would during story time on playschool. Asking them if they think the baby is asleep etc. Fantastic.

  • @lilem1 that actually makes it funnier really. Not only does she do it, but she does it as though the word "fuck" is something you'd say to a 5-year-old. XD Also most parents would've been able to relate to her since Play School is often a staple down here for kids under 5.

  • I would beat this kids ass if he did not good to sleep after the second page

  • GO THE FUCK 2 SLEEP!!!!!!! lol

  • 122 people DON'T HAVE FUCKIN KIDS!!!!

  • This is hilarious!! Ahh good childhood memories of playschool

  • Can't decide whether I prefer this or the Samuel L. Jackson version more, but her voice is like drizzling honey even when she's "angry." If she read this to me, I'd go the fuck to sleep in two minutes.

    (If you like humorous cartoons, please check out my video!)

  • This book makes me glad I don't have any children....Yet!

  • Her voice has a built in sedative! Sheer gold!

  • This is a great book but rude :P

  • ha ha love it.......

  • this is so fucking deep...

  • I must buy this book!!

  • i love her more than my own mother. she's kept me on the straight and narrow since birth.

    noni for life.

  • fucking awesome

  • just bought the book, £4 on amazon, not bad

  • This happens to 120 people

  • [your eyes] open wide... [i will] come inside;

    smash your head; go to bed,

    It's play school.

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  • Oh my god that's freaking great!

  • she slowly gets angry at the end of each page xD

  • wow the memories

  • can imagine an Australian mother saying this. I'm sure that mine did.

  • ahhhh Noni <3 she should do voice overs for Julia Gillard

  • this woman is brilliant! 

  • This is the same person that read The Very Hungry Caterpillar to me when I was 3. 12 years later and I can confidently say that she's still got it!

  • I watched her as a kid on Play School!!!! How naughty!!!

  • I do believe it is perfect for parents to read to themselves and hopefully reduce the frustration that their child won't sleep. It is difficult when you have a child that won't go to sleep, and to place some kind of humour toward it. Oh some of us on here may proclaim to be the perfect parent, and would never say it. Well guess what! thinking it, is just as bad. Lighten up for heaven sake and look at the humour in it, and for those who believe you shouldn't read it to your children, OBVIOUSLY.

  • hahaha nice one fuck ya

  • Omg ive never laughed so much in my life xD

  • Damn people get all butt hurt about this, GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!

  • Also, of course you wouldn't find it in the kids section. I work at a bookstore and I think you'll find that it's in the HUMOUR section on the highest shelf. So grow up, have a laugh and chill.

  • Well fuck. I just bought this book for my brother who is expecting his first baby. We read the book then watched this. There were tears.

  • @flurogreen Of laughter?????

  • Well this is awkward

  • @jennifer03211 You're a total dumbass. Go the fuck to sleep.

  • @jennifer03211 you're an idiot, gain a sense of humour and go the fuck to sleep

  • @jennifer03211 No just idiots who would think that it's suitable to read to kids. It for parent you silly little girl

  • @jennifer03211 You don't understand satire do you?

  • Hahah Hilarious. Only parents and teachers would understand the true humour of this book!

  • Do you people realize i dont think this is actually a book selling out, maybe it was just meant for this purpose..It is not for kids, and therefore i dont think this would be sold in the childs section in a book store.If the parents wish to buy it, maybe they should do their parenting job and check it before buying.I personally think people just love to have a cry about everything.Its funny how most of these are small minded and dont seem to even understand ANYTHING.

  • I appreciate your feedback but I think you might be missing the point. Perhaps if you think it through a little longer you might understand. Child pornography is not meant for children but that doesn't make it OK. And racism is still racism even if it's not expressed directly at a particular race. Just because this story is not intended for children doesn't in any way diminish it's abusive tone.

  • @Hansca Hansca, do you have children? Honestly now. Because if you do, then you can not seriously be telling me you've never wanted them to shut up and go the fuck to sleep.

  • Poker person who ever you are u suck the people in the storys ball

  • Pathetic, I am sure that it made the author a few dollars though.Appealing to the lowest common denominator.

  • @pokegirlzation go the fuck to sleep

  • Four words... I.HATE.THIS.BOOK.

  • She is a fucking pro

  • lmfao thats why im waiting until26 or 28.they just annoying

  • Noni Hazlehurst's way with a story raised the bar with my own kids to such an extent that I had to read Raymond Briggs' 'The Elephant and the Bad Baby' in EXACTLY the same manner, with ALL the funny voices she did on 'Play School'.

    I am glad to say that I had the opportunity to thank her personally for her reading of that story when I met her some years later!

  • She's has great characteristic

  • I got this book for my birthday, It was undoubtedly the best present I got!

  • LOL playschool.

  • Ha

  • Sooo funny and read brilliantly :-D

  • i love it and i love this book. i can remember noni from playschool when i was growing up... so now as an adult, she can read to me anytime. LOL i fucking love it!

  • She feels some type of way while she's reading this...

  • Well growing up with watching her on playschool 35 yrs ago, she can now read for us all over again as adults.. Tho wonder how many takes she had to to get thru it without cracking up laughing @_@

  • Hysterical I dare any parent to say they never thought this Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm

  • Noni! Does Play School know about this?!

  • wonderfully read! fantastic book what a laugh

  • LMAO

    I wish they had children books like this when I was a kid.

  • what a fab book and god she read it well lol!

  • how many takes did they do ?

  • oh my goodness THIS IS SOOOO FUCKING FUNNY!! i love this woman

  • got the book :P :D

  • Where can i buy that book? I think i need it Peww :P

  • Absolutely love this fucking story. Read it on my fucking Kindle and howled myself to sleep!

  • How come you can do all this other shit. But you cant lay the fuck down and sleep.

  • Haha! She is AWESOME.

  • Thati is so (((FUNNY))))  LOL

  • I can't believe this actually exists.

  • ummm WTF? Noni lol

  • I could actually fall asleep to this,, Until she starts getting angry, Quite literally xD trawllolol

  • her voice is so soothing i about went the fuck to sleep listenin to this on my couch lol

  • @n8vrebel Me too, LOL.

  • @n8vrebel you had no choice

  • great actor lovely story i got this sendt over messanger because the person obviously wanted me to go ''the fuck asleep'' well this all i needed :D awesome i'll go to sleep now :3

    awesome job btw love it <3

  • got this book at the primary school where i work, fuck its amazing hahaha

  • With kids now a days, this book is perfect. :P

  • @aussieguy6908 I read this to my spoilt brat of a cousin when he shows up at my dad's every so often

  • hell ya!!! fuck the stuffed bear!!!!

    

  • @ssw4m you must not be informed about the dangers of allowing your children to sleep with you! it's been all over the new's, that the majority cases of "sids" ( sudden infant death syndrome ) they found, had been sleeping with their parents! yes I know thats frightening!! oh and actually it's most prevalent in the south,(go figure!)

  • @mrpugsapoo supposedly 515 kids in 7 years died because of sleeping in adult beds. That's less than 0.002% of kids born in that period. If the parents are careful (e.g. not drunk) and aware of potential risks, I guess it shouldn't be a problem. I think a baby is more safe and more happy if the parents are close. Our bed is like a futon, close to the ground.

  • @mrpugsapoo also, please google: cosleeping sids fact sheet. That shows that cosleeping may reduce the chance of SIDS.

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  • SSW4m.... how could you possibly have trouble with your son going to sleep if you go to sleep with him?

  • GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.

    and have a good day

  • I am with you on that. I do the same thing. It is against the rules in this country, but I do not care. 

  • Love it. Some kids go to bed well..some don't...end of the story. Thank you Noni and Adam and Ricardo!!! :)

    From a Mum of both species of sleepers!

  • HOW DID SHE NOT CRACK UP LAUGHING

  • ( \__/ )

    (o' . 'o)

    (("")("")) mummy ?

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  • Love it. I think most parents can relate. I certainly can.

  • ha ha my mum use to score dope of noni.she lived ontop of a fruit shop in mortdale.i think it was before she was famous.i was really young but can rember it as clear as day.

  • I tried to explain to a British friend of mine just how giddy the pleasure of watching this actually is, given that I grew up watching Noni on Play School. He didn't get it.

  • ...

  • its like play school all over again

  • my mum bought this book for me the other day and read it to me she also explained all the pain she went through with me never wanting to go to sleep and when she had finished reading it she said go the FUCK! to sleep LOL. should i put a vid of me reading it?

  • I want that book.

  • My inner child just died.

    This is a good thing.

  • this is so bloody funny! be even funnier if she actually read it on play school back in my day lmao

  • @Lishylo

    bloody hell !

    no shit ..

  • this is the best reading of this book.

  • For anyone looking for it, you can order it from lifetime distributers online (West Australia) for certain and I have seen it in Dymocks. It's a great gift for any parent who's kids have grown up.

  • fuck yes noni you rock

  • i want this book!

  • Priceless words spoken by a true parent who has ever had a child that would not go to sleep

  • Reminds me of Play School but with swearing included

  • 'Jesus Christ! What the Fuck?!'

  • heheheheheheheheehehehehehehe

    

  • i want that book O.o

  • Gold :)

  • I love how she reads it like it’s nothing and like she’s actually in a classroom reading it to students. "how come you can do all this great shit but you can't lay the fuck down and sleep?"

  • i love the story , and i have to kids of my own. i think i want to get the book for my mom . she would laugh her ass off.

  • 3:28 F*CK ya stuffed bear im not giving u sh*t

  • I used to watch Noni o fucking 'Play School' this is just awkward for me to watch!

  • hahahahaha, this is the absolute BEST bedtime book by far that I've ever heard!! lmao

    Where can I get this? :P

  • I want this book

    

  • hahahahaha

  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha, Noni is so good at reading stories. Love this adult version of what is a really good kids book and I've " been there, done that" with my kids. Pity this wasn't around 20 years ago :).

  • Now I just can't wait to have a kid so I can read this to them hahaha

  • Awesome

  • Only those in denial or without kids would not like this book. Go the fuck to sleep!!

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  • Fukn brilliant...best choice for reader eva....!!!!!!

  • 100 need to go the fuck to sleep.

  • evil cunt..

    i'll laugh when she goes to fucking sleep

  • She broke the straight face at 2:13. and had a giggle. Love it! :D Can't believe she held a straight face for everything else! :)

  • Why am I only seeing this version now? This is awesome! :D

  • sick book! 'no u cant go 2 the bathroom, but u know where u can go... the f&#^ to sleep!

  • Noni, you are wonderful! Just saw the Q&A interview (with that dorky moron who didn't understand that this is not a kids book) and just wanted to say thank you! No-one could have done a better job reading this book (especially given that many of us grew up with you reading us kids books)! Thank you again! xx

  • i miss playschool

  • this is Gold, so true..

    

  • Get over it people, this book is clearly meant for adults and not children!!!

  • this is AWESOME!!!

  • amazing...

    She reads it like a book on Playschool

  • OMG this might be the whole reason tht i came in this world to go the **** to sleep thank you Noni Hazlehurst ****ing thank you

  • I LOL at 1:49

  • @Hansca

    Can u just shut up, cuz by the looks of it, NOONE wants you to be here. There's a fine line between funny and cruel, and this ain't cruel, Im only 12 and I find this book highlarious, and it'll definitely scare teens into having safe sex!

  • L oh Fucking L

  • this.....is genius!!!

  • Jesus Christ, what the f*uck hahaha

  • I swear I thought it was a child's book... and I gave it to my little cousin

    I should probably read the title next time... -.-'

  • I gave my friend a copy of this after she had her first child . I know exactly what it is like to try and get kids asleep, you wouldn't actually read this to them but still it makes me lol . It isn't like other books and movie don't have adult references

  • People who don't find the humor in this story don't have kids and ride their bike to work with a huge puss nut that their knees have to dribble all day

  • So so true

  • Noni can pop her na na's out to help put me to sleep

  • I love how she says 'How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep' LOL

  • So many comments missing the point - this is NOT A KIDS BOOK! It's a book for al the parents out there who've had sleepless night after sleepless night trying to get young kids to sleep, to show them THEY ARE NOT FUCKING ALONE IN GETTING FRUSTRATED!

  • @TheCarinyaGroup I find this funny, and no, I don't talk to my kids like that - you judgemental ass...

  • this is EXACTLY how noni reads on playschool LOL

  • @juppikah she normally swears more... lol...

  • @juppikah that's the genius of it

  • reminds me of her on play school... but  with a better story :P

  • omg i was eating when i saw this and i chocked on what i was eating!!!!!

  • omg really

  • 2:37 Hahaha loving it

  • absolute brilliance !!!!!!!!!!!!