I have to finish this essay!

[lovelylostlady]

Its so true though. You hope and wish and dream you had a old man puppet come to give you three wishes to get THIS STUPID ESSAY written.. but... it will never be. F UUUU ART HISTORY PAPER!!!

[withagun76]

I watched this instead of doing my 4-5 page essay for honors english due tomorrow, and it's a research paper, so i have to list goddamn sources.

Not joking, it's 11:30 and I barely have 1 page done and havent even started the sources

[illuminateserenity]

It's funny how growing up can make us so cynical---no one ever told me that reality would be non-fictional when I was a kid.

[7northerndownpour7]

right at 0:53 monkey pupet looks like he wants to shoot you

[1fairCALL4U]

have you thought about getting a chin implant?

[MorroccoSurrogate]

Th-those achingly mournful eyes of blue plastic...

[dimose14]

Haha, you have the same keyboard as me and it's just as gritty.

[BondableSnowman]

that puppet just oozes ryan murphy-ness

[kiwi857]

I find it interesting that you never asked this random, old man monkey who he was or how he got in your room...

[Corey897]

Fucking awesome!

[MikkoHere]

wow--that puppet seemed poignant with emotion.

[tangerineXD]

lol the puppet

[pierepresentative8]

I could see the dissapointment in the puppets eyes. Ryan is a genius.

[sydneyheartsglobies]

How did you guys get that puppet to look so sad? I mean, he looked like you just killed his puppy or something.

[MarcoBat16]

That's just the Ryan Murphy touch of magic.

[greendaygirl427]

Yay Ryan and Max and puppet!

[Mackmation]

Hahah, enjoyed it. Keep em up!

[eiknoh]

america... not very magical

[GangreneProductions]

Hilarious. Dude, I wish I had a talking sock puppet. This one is going on my favorites. Youneed to enter something in the Gangrene film festival.

[Lili7evans]

That is the most despondent puppet I have ever seen. He needs a hug.

[RI2VA]

ya know... you look very serene with a blank stare.

[BondableSnowman]

at the end of this video, there was this melodic suspense-building piano music. it made me expect the horse head. but you probably didn't have the head back then...

[MarcoBat16]

Ah, the days when we were young, innocent and horse-headless.

[heartsophocles]

haha awesome

=)

[lokigirl147]

haha i thought it was funny :) good job !

[buttercupblossoms3]

I thought for a moment that the puppet was going to ask you to 'fluff its fur' or something equally phallic...

[MarcoBat16]

I wish you twisted puppies would keep your explicit alternate endings to yourself. Seriously, I'm not THAT bad.

[Godziller66]

You sure showed that puppet what for.

[sixpixel]

The old man monkey puppet looks so broken.

[Maddyisnotshort13]

Max Pacheco, The world's voice of reason.

[sasuke000naruto]

Dirty keyboard hehe i like this vid...funny

[I8pikachu]

I have that same mouse...

[CrispyCC]

Plus I just read the essay he was supposedly typing, veeeery interesting... ;)

[CrispyCC]

I knew exactly what we were in for once I saw that old-man... monkey... puppet thing. Absolutely loved the look on the puppet's face, so shocked and just altogether at a loss for words. Good work :)

[Sparrowhawk101]

I'm trying to think of a sentence that has that many J's and K's in it....... interesting essay :p

[xxalexmonxx]

max you are THE most under-rated youtube comedian in history! ur so funny u shud have way more views!

[MarcoBat16]

Thanks, but this was all Ryan. Subscribe to him.

[erla24]

Yes we like it :D

[DemonFishy5]

I could really relate to that puppet...

[eww66]

You know your ABC's already? Man! College students are so advanced these days!

[Mummer85]

Bald Headed Monkey Puppet! Oh, how I've missed you!

[JaxxProductions]

I love how emotive you actually made a hand puppet look. You deserve an oscar.

[radabird]

No beach for you.

[Veelasiren]

Hey, your story for the garden party contest is way more important then the beach! Get back to work!

[MarcoBat16]

Okay, you officially entered into creep territory by knowing that's what I was typing.

[Veelasiren]

Woohoo! I will add Official Creep to my resume!

[lostandsafe]

This is what a collaboration between Max Pacheco and Ryan Murphy should look, sound, smell, feel, and taste like.

[Keawe123456]

great vid

[wurmgirl]

Cliffhangers gahhh! I have to know... did you make it to the beach on time?! I guess I'll have to wait for the sequel

[McAwesomeMan42]

wow 1:00-1:10 was the funniest part for some reason

[Laur0sie]

I just realized I haven't left a clever comment on one of your videos in ages.

Unfortunately, I can't think of anything witty to say.

I like puppets.

[Raterraterrater12345]

That's right. We're in America, not in the magical world of Whatever, damnit.

[Vicious516]

Holy crap! Getting to the beach on time, this is from so long ago.

[FoomMan]

We need to bring this back. Perhaps in the Fartatorium?

[scarletdawn27]

I was re-watching the "Jazz" series literally right before I saw this. I had been wondering to myself, "What ever happened to that old man monkey puppet?" And I guess this is my answer... you broke him D:

Still though, this is awesome.

[MattDeathStroke]

I think you broke him, Max.

[ThisIsMissLys]

this is so much better than anything you guys have come out with in the past little while. so oldschool :D

[JustAnotherX]

What a deadbeat that Max guy is! X-D

You look awesome with a hat! O.o

How's Dizneyland goin' for ya'?

[captaincapn]

As hard as we all tried that summer, none of us made it to the beach on time. It's tragic

[tiredalarmclock]

Hahaha this is so genius.

You crushed that puppet's SOUL.

[Eyoda12]

I felt bad for that puppet. Hahah, funny stuff.

[aljosu94]

My sympathies to the broken-hearted puppet.

[ilovelemonysnicket]

I missed that Jazz Puppet. :)

[Vicious516]

So... do you kids like it?

[lizs004]

Yes, Mr. Murphy. We do like it.

[MegaGeek325]

@Vicious516 I like Jazz. :3

*prepares for bludgeoning from Max*

[ProfDizzyZoo]

I like how you're just hitting the homerow keys repeatedly then you switch over to that I

[OliviaGoth]

haha funny, nice work guys:D

[MrPietermaritzburgh]

This, I suppose, is what happens when Ryan Murphy meets reality head on in a blinding flash of cold sweat and red socks.

[Polishguy1997]

ha ha Marcobat16, glad your back making videos, although you never reply to me (im nt tht botherd) im still a big fan of your work.

[LMPPrincess]

i laughed for ages just looking at the puppet's depressed face HAHA!! XD

[VisualBrownies]

Whatever you were typing when the camera was zoomed on your hands sure had a hell of a lot of 'J's! It must have been really cool.

Nice video!

[MarcoBat16]

I was writing about a jumping joyful jellyfish named Jimmy Jehosaphat. He lives in Jersey.

[ChickenLittleprod]

poor puppet :(

[SuperRudey]

man! that getting to the beach on time thing lasted us for miles, huh?

[plaidraptor]

Yes. Yes. Favorited. Yes.

[TarynAria]

I feel like this shouldn't be so funny, but here I am, cracking up...

[FeeFiFoFumProd]

yeah, you told him off, max

[ajewell]

LOL. Poor puppet... it's soulful blue eyes cried out to me.

[JallieNarz]

HAHAHA

poor puppet, he was brought back to earth. :D

[0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0]

You monster!!!

[stingrn]

LMAO

[plainbond]

i was half expecting the puppet to just say f*ck you. not sure why.

[lizs004]

Max, you shouldn't be so mean to old monkey puppets! Poor thing, it was only trying to help (laughter). Anyway, great video. I laughed to all of your replies and to the awkward silence after the last one. Keep up the good work.

[JennaTheAngel]

Poor puppet, he just wanted to help a brother out

[AprilButternutsquash]

Love it =D

[numberings]

That is one expressive puppet.

[liahna89]

The puppet looks so sad, poor puppet