Morning Musume - Jyosei Kashimashi Monogatari

[TheSarcasticBird]

It's "Joshi" not "Jyosei", it isn't spelt "Jyo" in romaji, just "Jo" and there is a hirangana character for "shi". ^^ (it's been bugging me for quite a while....)

[lxXRaitoXxl]

Reina :D 

[aimi1998]

#1 like aichan she is definetly the best of all! <333333333333

[metalboy6]

No1 like Reina she is definitely the best of all!! \(^0^)/

[soheartlezz]

This is my first time hearing this song and it is effing awesome my favorite Momusu xD dude im so late but anyways i love the twins mari yossie ai-chan and eri so much.. I knew Eri was a shy person by the way she looked behind scenes and even on photos. Im glad she did loosen up. Look at her on Nanchatte Renai making of she wont stop talkin hahaha.

[themjthings]

@soheartlezz haha..me too! i loce yossie and the twin tsuji-aibon!! 

[WishesSetFree]

If we get English, American commercials for our music videos...

DOES THAT MEAN- ahem, does that mean that we can get JAPANESE commercials for JAPANESE music videos?!! Wishful thinking. :)

[DeniR3]

4:30 why does aibon do that??? what the fuuuck!!!!

[ratedA4Awesum]

@DeniR3 lol I just knew there came a reaction to that xD

she means brushing her teeth ;)

[DeniR3]

@ratedA4Awesum ooohhh!! okkk!!! xDDD it's so funny!

[SiemensVOL]

I love Yaguchi ;)

[anyalexandra]

damn i love this song and im hearing it over 1 year xD maybe more and im still not tired

[TheSarcasticBird]

@anyalexandra two years ago i was introduced to momusu through a momusu trading card i found in my library book, it was an Asami Konno (konkon) trading card. so i decided to looked 'em up, & now i can't get enough!!!

[TheSarcasticBird]

*waah!* they're soo cheerful! this is the very first song that i ever listend to of MM. thx to this clip, i'm hooked!!

[Equalspaceful]

兵隊のうたみたい、

歌詞見たら、男にとってはうぬぼれてしまい勘違いしてしまう

[bluedahliaz]

@Equalspaceful 何で兵隊？どうしてこれを聴いて男がうぬぼれて勘違いするの？理­由が知りたい。面白い感性ですね。

[Equalspaceful]

@bluedahliaz

たまたまそうおもっただけです。何でかというと、そのとき攻撃的­に聞こえたんで、、

自分に言いつけていただけかもしれませんね＾＾；

人々の感性が面白いから、ぼくも面白くなれます。

[bluedahliaz]

@Equalspaceful 日本語お上手ですね。外国の方ですよね？間違ってたらすみません­。

[akissy]

YOSHIE-SAN FTW!!!!

[MrYoyoburger]

i agree

[aya94100]

Love it !!!!!! XD

[leonheart00]

It would have been great to see a more modern gen rendition of this. They really pegged Yossie and Marippe! I had to giggle at them! Too bad there isn't one for Koharu!

[3dgirlsdesdejadd]

erika from biyuuden shouldve left she was better on biyuuden.....my opinion

[1990LIGHT]

私の名前は死だ...終わりに近づいて

[janet05jtph]

can the uploader of this song , pls send it 2 me ?? I like it , but then cant find it anywhere .. :) Your reply , will be much appreciated ..

[applemac555]

Its's good, but does it ever end?

[TheCutieAstig]

Soooo cute! :3 I miss the old members! I can relate to all the glaring that people do when i'm on a public transportation. Sighs, or even on the road. I dress like a christmas tree XD

[TheSarcasticBird]

@TheCutieAstig i miss the old members too :(

i miss asami the most(waaah!)

[TheCutieAstig]

@TheSarcasticBird Ohh~! I miss Aibon, Nono, Johnson, and yeah Konkon and also makoto the moooost! XD lol. a lot. more like all of the members that graduated~ fun days.. fun days... :3

[gogomountain]

@TheCutieAstig UFA are introducing "Dream Morning Musume." It is basically every girl who graduated from Morning Musume, who isn't busy doing something else. They will be having a spring concert, a fall concert, and an album. Let's hope that they have a DVD, too. Note that Johnson and Makoto will be in this group.

[gpietsch]

@SpiningChocolate - They are singers, not porn stars.

[HowBobful]

You've got to love that intro!

[elepandia]

0:34 kaori and yagu-san make me laugh..just look all your attention to them..

[imagecaster]

ummmm 4:33 Aibon.... indicating a BJ???? otherwise a very appropriate and funny video...

did I mention the BJ at 4:33?

[SamuraiHustle]

@imagecaster pretty sure she was mimicking brushing her teeth

[gpietsch]

@imagecaster

[legendragon]

kamei eri look so shy in here :)

[Kateriinne]

thank you for the subtitles))

[chichaimonkey25]

I love how Ogawa says 'Takahashi Ai, come on'... and how Yaguchi says 'shit'... and how Yossie says 'Ogawa Makoto'... and how Risa says 'yo, Yoshizawa Hitomi!'.. and how Yossie says 'shut up'... so much win in one video o.O

[lolchanele]

Is Ayumi Hamasaki in this XD I dont know why but I think there is someone who looks just like her XD

[chichaimonkey25]

No, Ayumi Hamasaki was never in Morning Musume... ^o^ You might be thinking of Mari or Yossie...

[KURISUCHRIS99]

this was the best era for morning musume

up to 6th gen.

[PhantomDead]

agree with u!! but koharu also quite cute =D

[minomlahkopi]

i like takahashi ai.. so sweet..

[minomlahkopi]

haha.. funny

[MoonRirin]

ohh...can i know,how many are they in this MM batch?

[MiyukoKDU]

I don`t understand your question 100%, but I'll try to answer it ^^.

There are 14 girls in this video, 2 of them graduated from Morning Musume shortly after this single/video (Nozomi Tsuji and Kago Ai)

[BbaBbaDyaYaa]

i love this MM haha

with these girls :)

yossieeee :D and charmyyyyy hahaha

lol explaining every member... original

haha loved it ^^

[Trapster2]

Catchy song.

[MakiHakoda]

I never get bored of this XDD

[vignefan]

@MakiHakoda neither do i this is the best morning musume song ever ...I love how everyone is together <3

[MangaMusician]

imagine if tht rlly hppnd on a bs

[platinumski]

I miss this batch in momusu.. hope they'll have a reunion :) I like the earlier batches :D

[guadagnolo]

This should have ended with a Bukkake

[seanmonster]

Good lord, how many girls are in this band!?

[Celedam]

Judging by these comments, Kotaku readers are a bunch of jackasses and pinheads. Kotaku told you straight-up that the link was to a J-pop music video featuring idols, and yet this is all you dickless wonders have to say...

[SpyderR0de0]

I'd rather be a jackass than an asshole.

[Celedam]

@SpyderR0de0 Wow. Bravo. Truly, I am humbled.

[Atotori]

But the way they're presented here makes me want to have sex with most of them. And I like the disco move they do.

[Atotori]

The concept of this video makes me want to end my life.

[Badwriter95]

Damn you Kotaku!!

[AIRampage]

ya really wtf

[MiddleOfAverage]

I have a Bachelor of Science in Japanese, and I'll be the first to say I don't understand a damn thing from Morning Musume.

[swkninja]

I do have a certain attraction to some Japanese music, but I find this song annoying...

[ohnzee]

I was hoping for a chickan bus... lol..

[SpyderR0de0]

Damn it Kotaku. Damn cute girls trap.

[proph3t0607]

lol they got me too !

[Ayob14]

they got me too!

[millerlite252]

I want to be on that train <3333 kawaii ^.^

[yosoccerboy]

lol, this is a tsunkuless version...hes not singing in the background other than the "HU!"'s xD

[shelkeX]

this song is so cute xD and funny I love it<3333

[TheEnaniel]

That good the disc is very moved very well

[TheFreddy93]

This song is awesome. i think that this girls was be for very things for which the finish of this song. i whish luck for this girls

[Fresjr66]

Now why cant this bus pick me up to go to work everyday :)

[Alex4ever230]

rofl AT 1:39 some1 said shit which i jyst got a laught outta

l0l

[Sail0rIo]

I love how they are nice to some of the girls but completely bitchy to others, and how Kaorin looks so much older (mature) than the rest. Love it still though

[electricfreak]

funny song <3

[shinikoi]

yea, y would you?

[mizzy1357]

this song is so catchy!!!!!

[bluedimonde]

i wonder what would happen if there was like a guy in there lol id feel sorry for him lol

[MasterDragonNinja]

Why would you feel sorry for a guy stuck on a bus filled with hot japanese chicks?

[RTCMAHL]

I wouldn't complain!

[bluedimonde]

because girls talk a lot and about stuff that one poor guy could not possibly understand so id feel sorry for him having to sit there all by him self not having anyone to talk to lol but in a way im sure he would enjoy it XD

[pinbacksc]

word

[Arinacchi]

The title is spelled incorrectly :p

[DaLilSyko]

XD they having a party in there

[fallenangelcutie]

are 2 of the girls twins?

[sabrinapenguin449]

@fallenangelcutie -

Are you talking about Tsuji Nozomi (2:00) and Kago Ai (2:18)? A lot of people think they're twins,but they're not :)

[zooaero]

Me too...

miss them so much =(

[SubaruB4RSK]

I have this Cd I miss all the member :(

[MiszxStar]

I Really like Aibon and Nono x"33

But also also like Takashi Ai, and Reina, and ogawa, and lida, yaguchi.. EVERYBODY !! MINNA-SAN !!

[NegiBakaRangers]

Ano, I love Kamei Eri too.

Kenbi's right, Takahashi's very cool, she suits being the leader XD~~~

Thanks for up that clip :X

[NegiBakaRangers]

WA~~~~ How cute~~~ XD

Love those girls XD Love this song XD but........Ai Takahashi is so so so so so cute XD

Kawaii~~

I like cute girls~

[TheFrogmanxxx]

lol those motning musume

[kenbishiyuri]

takahashi you are so cute and stylish thanks for taking ova morning musume! you suit being the leader!

[xRyokuxluvsxUx]

that is so funny when she says shit lmao

[Jaws234]

yes takashi ai is still in morning

[kenbishiyuri]

is takashi ai still in morning?

[666maniacfreak]

KAWAIIII!!!!!!!!!!! =3

[madihahlatif]

cute..

[Jaws234]

this is ridiculously kawaii

[ToooFunkyDevil]

super sugoi!!!! :D

[CuteMeiu]

Huh Kawaii desu!

[mikivonuber]

KAWAII!!!!! ^_^

[norpser]

Great song, great Video. Really funny too, I just find its a little repetitive...

[bekpuro]

i definitely agree. it gets kind of tiring after 3 minutes. but i still love the song/video :)

[Rickyrab]

Hey, what's the matter with "baggy Yankee fashion"? And since when have Americans generally dressed like that? Maybe in Back to the Future, part II... LOL

[wanderer7jpn]

We generally call bad boys and girls "Yankee" in Japan. There are many different rumors as to the origin of the word, but no established theory. Personally, Ｉ think there is no direct relation between the meaning of "Yankee" in Japan and "Yankee" in the US. When we say "Yankee", Ｉ think we don't have the American people in mind at all.

[xIzekielx]

I willl marry Reina!!!!!!!

[GenocideKommando1]

They are sssoooooooo cute

[AkaneMerodi]

This video is very entretaining.

[GabbaGabbaHey529]

Awesome music, awesome humor, adorable girls with awesome voices, all roasting each other.... how could this video get much better? God I wish my daily bus rides were 1/4 this fun and entertaining, all I ever hear is hip hop/ rap blasting out someones cell phones and obnoxious loudmouths yelling into their cell phones.

[ayumototakanori]

@GabbaGabbaHey529 LOL agreed

[MrYoyoburger]

@GabbaGabbaHey529 you are so kool for writing this

[GabbaGabbaHey529]

@MrYoyoburger thank you ^___^ . You're pretty cool yourself, anyone who has a good taste in music is a friend of mine.

[falalaxfearless]

@GabbaGabbaHey529 a dance party in the bus? right on! all i see are couples boldly making out, and yes, the screaming music and teenagers talking with terrible grammar.

[GabbaGabbaHey529]

@falalaxfearless in the words of Linkara "cuz poor literacy is kewl". Trust me, there isn't much I haven't seen in public transportation, I mean it's one thing out in the open I can just walk past and not care but in a bus or on BART I have to sit there and put up with it in a tight space. Of course there's the delusional ones that like to sing along to their music no matter how tone deaf they are. Not to mention the people who yell obscenities their conversations into their phone.

[falalaxfearless]

@GabbaGabbaHey529 ahh, yes. the sadness of public transportation.

[GabbaGabbaHey529]

@falalaxfearless ever so prominent and ever so obnoxious, where's Simon when you need him? I've never seen American Idol but from what I heard he's the right man for the job to snap someone out of the comfy little bubble of reality they live in into the harsh world of reality where you fecal matter stink as much (or more so) than every one else. Thank God for headphones and mp3s, made my life on public transit a little easier, until this music video comes true, it'll do.

[IchigoChansPudding]

i love risa's hair before and after the bangs!

[codedtwo]

Lol!

Im not really a fan of Morning Musume but this song is really nice!

Catchy <33~

[Rinnshin]

This song is so cool~ Are Girls that practical n adorable in such a way? 5 stars~ xD

[BlackSkyPrince]

love love love this song !!!!

[YleDontKnow]

I know ^^

[kenlo77]

Yaguchi Mari has no sex appeal? Huh?

Yaguchi-san is adorable ... cute, funny, smart ... and sexy!

[MagicalSweetness]

this totally reminds me why I like japanese music more than any other kind

[lokallize]

i Miss my dog

[lokallize]

See the thing with you tube is that you don't see who is making a comment. In fact I am Asian have a cousins who are half Japanese.

[fwashha01]

FAKE...........!

[Phamskii]

schöne mädels im video :D

tsuji Nozomi ist verdammt süß !!

[Vikanator1]

私はこの曲の愛

[lokallize]

this video has shown me that i shall fuck a asian girl

[pinkaliciousbabe23]

WAHH!!!!! they didn't talk about Koharu-chan!!!!!!

[MusicOfEthxx]

That's because she was not in the group yet. This single was released in 2004, Koharu-chan did not join until 2005. I would like it if they could get everyone (past and present) to do an update of this. Like the "H!P All Stars" kinda thing.

[Celedam]

They did. It's called "Joshi Kashimashi Monogatari 3":

watch?v=AIjRmPqfq68

[boymonkeyevil]

japan is like the new promised land for me..lol

[AzNWalK3r]

ah im gonna make it to japan one day

[boymonkeyevil]

me too

[lilshawty0803]

wow i love this song very much

and the girls are cute ryt..

[mifork]

my favorite time~

[Azkmoln]

Yeah,you have right she are okey :)

[tescoskick]

im 22 am i sick for likeing these ladys

[TheJayde]

Yoshiwiza Hitomi, and Lida Kaorin are the best looking in this video. Very pretty.

[DC9990]

4:34 What on earth is Kago doing!? :O That does not look like brushing teeth! Dutty Kago!

[chibineko420]

haha!!

I never noticed it until you said something^^

[Mrtapirtle]

rofl i never noticed that either she seems a little too happy as well lol

[DC9990]

I only noticed it cause I love Tsuji & Kago & Yaguchi so I always look out for them in vids & I just happened to notice Kago's somewhat rude gesture :O

[sitaloire]

She's.... yawning. o_O

[fatjuicy]

I really like this song because it's funny and energetic. ^ ^

Lol, and doesn't Hitomi remind u guys of Haruka (Sailor Uranus) from the Sailor Moon series?

[bananacoel]

mee!! yess! And Rika as Michiru xD

[UraRengeJounin]

Fujimoto Miki is super kawaii with her glasses, Tanaka Reina with her attitude, Iida Kaorin with her womanly charm, Yaguchi Mari is just silly like a super cute anime character. those r my favs.

[foreverproud13]

this song is nice...=)

[MiyukoKDU]

I love Hitomis face at 5:45 XD

[jessicamamiya]

I love Kago Ai!She´s so cute!

[reestbleed]

sure luv to be on that train! xD

[ctmeech]

I LOVE YOSHIZAWA HITOMIIIII

[heroxrr]

4:42

Look at that face!

[SemirTheRemisiquell]

This song was in my dream last night, no joke XD

[snowflow3r]

i love there style.. i like them

[hyadain3]

sorry for not knowing her name :p

[Marchel212]

Lida Kaonn

ROFL³³

:D

[hyadain3]

is Lida Kaonn still the leader if she isnt then who is?

[Celedam]

"Lida Kaonn"?

*facepalm*

It's Kaori Iida, and no, she's no longer leader. She graduated in January 2005. The leader today is Ai Takahashi.

[harusthoughtsonlove]

*facepalms at your facepalming*

dudes head almost blew off geez dont take it so seriously lmfao, "oh he spelled it wrong time to die!"

[Celedam]

It's the woman's name, you clueless fuck.

[harusthoughtsonlove]

lol why so serious? who fucking cares if he spelled some chicks name wrong... you forgot to capitalize the "L" in Lida by the way... good fight brother, good fight.

[Celedam]

It's not an "L," you clueless fuck.

By the way, I took a look at your profile page and judging by the comments there, trolling seems to be a hobby of yours...

[harusthoughtsonlove]

And if it isnt an "L" then you failed at spelling. I hardly give a fuck about what people online think about me. People talk shit online but cant walk the walk.

Dont reply unless you can do that and are willing to get ur ass handed to you here in new york.