Chris Barnes Teaching Video

[nicke799]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU I GOT TROLLED

[tyrehd]

must be multiple chris barnes on this planet... lol

[worldslayer]

1:57 talk about heavy oil....the yellow ball didnt get hinder for like 5 seconds

[gavsim45]

Teach us how to growl min! I dinna gee a shit aboot bowling, and neither dis any o' other folk that clicked on this!

[MonkeysAffenzirkus]

Its time to bleeeeeed!

Bringer des blutes chris barnes xD

[Vette1987666]

what a fucking tool. Keep using those shitty Columbia 300 bowling balls and choking on tv. Maybe he should have listened to his own video and stayed with Brunswick.

[z0mBy15]

rofl, this isnt the chris barnes i expectet to see :D

[DraconionDevil]

lmfao me too!

[LiberatedBeast]

wtf?

i searched for Six feet under´s chris barnes XD

what ever... 1* xD

[OdensChildren]

yea, i thought itd be cannibal corpse too.

hes also done work in six feet under

[thispagesux]

omg, i didn't expect this!

[intestineswallower]

Wow chris looks really good nowadays.

it's good to see he cleaned up his life

and a bowling instructor how lucrative

[maryjanoslaw]

People, stop listening to death metal! This evil music will turn you into bowlers, like this poor Chris from CC.

beware!

[idontlikepot]

HAHAHA!!!!

[juggaloicp1992]

yeah same thing...DAMN IT

[DarkPrimeGS]

Considering Bob Rusay eventually started teaching golf, maybe Chris might take the same part someday (he liked Bob after all, and even tried getting in touch with him recently).

[DarkPrimeGS]

Oh dear, I too thought this supposed was the evil bearded-dreadlocked monster, not this inane hippie.

*giggle*

[ilovesoda]

BLASHPEMY! THIS IS NOT CHRIS BARNES!

[TempleOfSin]

Who the hell is this goofball? I was looking for metal vocal inspiration. Is this guy actually named Chris Barnes? Dude that's gotta be pretty brutal for metal Chris Barnes.

[EskilRask]

YEAH DAMN RIGHT YOU NEED MORE SPEED ON YOUR GROWLS FFS! \m/

[Orvenson]

yeah, that´s pure Metal!

[youbute2007]

showoff

[ConcentrationCamping]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Man, I gotta wonder... does this guy know who he shares his name with??

[matymetal]

LOL probably not \m/

[sigurddyrlid]

How the hell can i learn death growls from a f***ng bowling vid...?

[SiegHeilToSatan]

Fuck, I thought this was about how to perform death growls.

[stateofpanic33]

WTF?! this video has nothing to do with the former vocalist of cannibal corpse!!!

[vgjr300]

where the hell is chris barnes??...

[cannibalcorpse4life]

lmfao! well this is interesting. but really not the chris barnes i was looking for.

[matymetal]

LMAO

[soxx555]

lol? WRONG CHRIS BARNES x'D

[ashkrou]

six pins under, the new death metal group

lol XD

I can't really rate seeing as i have no idea about bowling, but he seems pro...Lol.

[desecratedPriest]

if you think this is "acting metal" you have it totally wrong

[maidenkid84]

fuck this, l a

[wuababa]

this guy is actually more metal than chris barnes from cannibal corpse xD

CORPSEGRINDER

[xander090]

I hope this is at least Cannibal Corpse's bowling trainer ....

[intotheabyss42478]

maybe the metalheads will try bowling after watchin this video lol!

[bombsniffingcat]

who the fuck is this guy?

Cris Barnes the bowler?

Worse than Randi Rhodes the liberal radio host..

[cannibalcorpse4life]

lmfao! is there actually a Randy Rhodes radio host?? that hilarious! but sad.. very very sad..

[HoboWithACamera]

lol if only the real chris barnes had a fight with this guy.

[ffsuperfreak]

haha all these people thinking that this is canibal corpse's chris barnes lol

[666Adrius]

they should replace the sound with CC

[mrgelato]

im sure

because you can average 200 on a house shot you can beat chris barnes

keep dreaming fuckhead

[twistedunion]

goddamnit i thought it was gonna be Chris Barnes teaching how to sing like he does not some weird ass bowler

[LepinjaZaPoneti]

haha cannibal corpse?

[txtrcr]

wonder if this guy knows he has the same name as a Death Metal God

[GodinSDXTguitars]

he isnt really the dude from cannibal corpse is he?

[1MorA1]

no that was why i went to this video i thought it was CC

[deanyoumothafuck]

holy fuck. he's changed since TOTM.

[casperado666]

xD u read my mind buddy

[satanspattywagon666]

man chris barnes aint taking getting kicked out of cannibal corpse to well,hes now a bowling teacher

[Sekko86]

hahahaa me too! XD lol wtf

[poodjs]

hahaha nice same name as a death metal singer lol

[BGinfidel]

aye thats right... and my fav growler, too:)

[poodjs]

hes one of my faves as well. and it was so random finding this vid while i was searching for him i mean bowling and death metal i mean thats the most similar things ever! haahha

[BGinfidel]

muahahaha,good one.anyways ,this faggot should try out for nightwish ...damn

hahahahaha

[kayag11]

This guy is my favourite bowler!

[andrethethrashe]

cannibal corpse

[consumingtheeyeballs]

Where is the fucking death metal?

[sid8680]

well, he just sounds like ray romano with Mumps. Thats the only way I can relate to this video, I thought it might be chris barnes from CC and SFU. This video sucks!

[CannibalZombie]

I tought it was Chris Barnes from Six Feet Under teaching gutural voice or something.

[ChuckSchuIdiner]

Me too.

[1337shizzr]

yea i thought exactly that! lol

[MotorLips]

You gotta be shittin' me. I thought I was gonna be taught how to growl like Chris Barnes.

[Ultradeth5]

oooh i thought this was the singer from sfu and cc

[ScarTissue111907]

LMFAO i was like "Chris Barnes became a bowling instructor after Cannibal Corpse???"

[YourMameMan]

I forget how many people have NEVER missed a spare in a tough situation or have not struck when they needed to. By these standards, Chris should be in the record book for having been the only bowler to ever miss a critical spare. I grew up bowling with and around Chris and his wife was even on my mother's team. You guys should stop hiding behind the anonymity of the internet and show a little more tact.

[Ellentherocker]

wow, some people just have no respect.

[Schmidty4321]

Im a first year bowler and i would honestly like to see you people talking all this crap bowl against any one. If you cant back it up dont say it. Little kids can see your remarks if they want to. You are calling him a choker and he is a pro, I would doubt most of you could beat or even match his scores. I doubt any of you could make money bowling like he has. But good luck with that and hopefully youll get run over by a car or something.

[eboturbo88]

thanks for saying this schmidty, seriously. many of these guys just dont have any respect for these pros and have no idea what it feels like playing under the crowd and lights for a huge prize money.

[chandlerblancaflor]

hahahaha. i thought this would be a cannibal corpse video. lol

[Megamaniac610]

same, I wouldn't have been too shocked either considering one of their founding guitarists is now a golf instructor.

[chandlerblancaflor]

i bet it would be hilarious if someone overdubbed this video with this guy doing his lesson with death metal growls. and with a cannibal corpse song in the background... hahaha

[thecheftz]

i have the raging inferno!

[lazor222]

I thought this was chris from CC. lol

[Tidanez]

l0l same

[6Hail6Slayer6]

so did i

[N2PTF]

Chris, you should teach yourself not to whiff the 10 pin and lose by one on TV like today !

[kylbwl1]

hahahha

[tallboySR]

thats totally not who i was expecting

[divchat]

i dont get it...was that suposed to be the singer from canibal corpse?

[Mustaine444]

Oh fuck, I just watched the 20 seconds of it and though he was talking about a guitar

[dethklock1]

omg i've been watching on this page forever laughing at your post. for a few seconds i thought he was too!!!!!!!

[samelowlife]

HAHAHAHA!!!

yeah man!

everytime i go on here

imma look for your comment hahaha!!!

[ChildrenOfValhalla]

what a loser haha

[hiervince]

good thing he knows how to play pool and bowling

[torgosassistant]

hahaha good one, liynzhux

[artiste45]

LOL the music is SOOOOOOO funny in this!!!

[EeY0rE666]

lol i was

[carlosdiana]

i DOUBT cHRIS BARNES THE SINGER, COULD LIFT A BOWLING BALL BY THE LOOKS OF HIM

[satanalltheway]

Chris Barnes can teach kids how to smoke pot and sing like the cookie monster

[rollex960]

chris barnes

[rollex960]

bowling

[baileybond96]

video

[santiago1349]

jajajajajajajaajaajaaa it´s doesn´t look like a metalhead....

[LordTyrus]

i want to see chris barnes from six feet under.

i don't want bowling

[imarith]

lol u guys r stupid, this chris barnes is different to the cannibal corpse chris barnes. just because it has the same name in the related videos u think its the same. go on wikipedia and u will c that there are two chris barnes' XD

[samelowlife]

u fucking r-tard

we know that DUH!!

[bytemeVV]

Bowling Smashed Face!

[quickskater1]

hahahahaaha!

thats a funny one!

[deanyoumothafuck]

lmao

[cantrellisgod]

i cant stop laughing. no CC then? damn.

[oliverbunny]

LMFAO! He's a bowling teacher now!! THIS IS GREAT! I wonder if he'll write a song about it now. Really good bowlier too, hehehe.

[generosos87]

wooow i dont believe it, chris barnes shaved his beard, cut his hair, stopped smoking weed, went to bowling, and starting liking dicks in his ass. what is this world coming to?

[dimebaghetfield]

chirs barnes is teaching bowling now LMAO

[samelowlife]

i was expecting to see CC or Six Feet Under.

NOT BOWLING

[Tergoroth]

LOL me 2 o0 ^^

[dimebaghetfield]

rofl me too

[SumFungus]

haha well i'll just ad to the line. Me too

[soittotaiteilija]

frantic disemBOWLment? hmm... terrible pun, but I thought this guy was going to teach me how to inspire fear into my enemies with evil vocals. Instead, I found a man who enjoys bowling and generic techno music.

[Mack488]

err you mean your mother punk

[LD60]

My god, he can bowl AND do death metal! Incredible.

[OMGLOLproductions]

no it isn't

[WillBackbone]

Mr Choke, how many times has this "hairlip" folded like a cheap suit when on TV finals, even threw a gutterball once on National TV.

[odiedude]

Chris looks about 15 years younger than he really is.

[Phil741]

hammer smash bowling

[ultimate0death]

hahahahaha

"LET ME SEE A FUCKIN MOSH PIT--HAMMMMEERRRR SMASSSSHHEDD BOOOOWWLLLINNNGGG"

[Robtron3030]

when chris barnes isn't bowling and grunting for cannibal corpse, he's also the bad guy in karate kid iii

[SicFaith]

this is HIM!

.. when not stoned and not partying with the evil dead..

but wait, when clock strikes 4:20!

[meathookabortion]

i liked him better in cannibal corpse haha. bowling is the shit man

[ffsuperfreak]

damn wat the hell started that conversation...and how can u dis chris barnes he's one of the greatest bowlers in the world

[cannibalkid666]

MATTSME'S DILDO IS RED!!!!

[cannibalkid666]

mattsme eats poo on dick hahahaha

[panslayer]

mattsme eats big cock , and shuves toast up his ass

[theREALshafan]

ok Chris Barnes the Death metal vocalist is infinitely cooler than this cunt.

[beholdjudas666]

where the cannibal corpse or six feet under is this bowling?