Halo - Killing Captain Keyes

[Douchebag061]

the graphic is so lame

[mcradloff]

I love doing this, nothing more fun than friendly fire!

[willemdelport]

that's you get for giving me an unloaded pistol!

[MyTopgamer]

will the ship stop if you kill the pilots?

[MyTopgamer]

cant stop lathing

[austinderpdedoo301]

LOL Marine in the Background:

"Shoot me too! I don't want the Aliens to get me!!"

[mrsandstorm66]

!

PhatalPhury 1 year ago 7 

[380aksel]

I dont keep it loaded.

"leaves bridge"

"cocks a LOADED pistol"

O REALLY CAPTAIN??

[norevelation]

lovin' teh annivesary meinzz

[mysterykcad]

First time I played this game I was like "derp, wat do?" and shot Keyes. Then the marines showed up and I was like "wtf guys wat i do to you?"

[RipTear2010]

lol I love when a marine says: "get up so I can kill you again"

[MRbreisch]

Okay, your pc is really slow. Bump the mapping core drive and your RAM drive and clear for viruses. It'll pause less with the texture mapping.

[Hosakata1]

that was funny. what next can u kill sgt johnson

[gorginhanson]

0:37

What the hell are you doing? you dont get to smash in his skull for another 5 levels

[wo0obly]

"shoot me too!! i don't want the aliens too get me"! lol

[CrackerTutorials]

why were you grey and not green?

[Gravemaker9036]

@CrackerTutorials he changed his armors color. idk if u could do that in the xbox version but on pc i was a baddass red chief pwning the covenant

[V1nt4g3CXL]

Can't wait for the halo c.e.a so I can kill captain Keyes.

[BaileyleeBar]

Killer on the loose!

[hybrinoid]

0:38

"Shoot me too! I don't want the aliens to get me!"

[BaileyleeBar]

@SHlRT thats what i do!

[arbiter2212]

i can't wait to do this in halo anniversary xD

[B1shop021]

Which graphics are better for that game PC or xbox

[cgchicopollo]

that guys never die!!!!!!!!

[TheROFLcopter66]

Dang dude, are you playing on an Etch-a-sketch or something?

[LoreJunkie]

me and my friend back ing the day did this on legendary so we could get grenades and an assault rifle. we jumped in the hole in the front and took turns going up and meleing on of them down the hole. the other would stay and destract the one in the hole. we got them all down there and threw all our grenades down the hole and they went flying. didnt die of course. was so fucking fun

[madman56373]

what i always do if i try to kill keyes is that there is a ladder down by the front which leads you to look into space and it's pointless so i always get the marines to come close and i ues melee and knock them in the hole. And luckly in the halo times marines dont know how to use ladders so they stay down and then i try finding a way out or do my thing for awhile

[MSNWindows7]

Immediately after you killed him a marine said "shoot me too" listen!!!!!

[kingjulio3]

so yeah i use the force to Omg My poop is on fire

[dark7element]

I like the fact that, when you kill Keyes, Cortana and the marines are shocked but not THAT shocked. The implication is that SPARTANs occasionally just go into a berserk killing frenzy with no warning, and they've had to deal with this before.

[IvanGaro]

Lol after you shot captain keys one guy said shoot me 2 i dont want the aliens to get me the guys in there say the funniest things

[eopa123909]

at 3:00 U can see someone tEamkilling His Marines :DD!!!

[eopa123909]

Can'T U melee those chicken marines?

[441gabe]

Kill me too! I don't want to stay in this peice of floating crap!!!!! XDXD

[SpartanScythe01]

lol ballsy marine at the end "get up, get up so i can kill you again" rofl

[SpartanScythe01]

yeah, done it b4, but i hide under the two pilots behind a ladder youll stay alive longer untill 1 of them falls then u gotta keep melee-ing him i stayed alive 4 one hour then they all fell...

[edrules5]

i heard a guy say "shoot me too" at 0:38

[ghjiop23]

Nice stop-motion video

[xalener]

what a horrifyingly bad framerate.

[mateusz2737]

Acttualy you can kill marines but with devtrainer you must enable infinite hp and one shot kill and you can kill marines and take his assault rifles

[HaloMaster662]

lol i always used to do this.... and "shoot me to, i wont want the aliens to get me" XD XD XD

[MynSWproductions]

0:38 Shoot me 2 xD

[adi1096]

Those were the days...

[BoBotaker]

why dont you pick up an assault rifle from the dead marines you killed?

[alvenbeen]

@BoBotaker he is hardcore.

[TheJasonn444]

lol sergent johnson

[inphasesith]

this is one of the first things i did in halo for over an hour

[vitallityman]

@inphasesith haha duh.... who didn't? haha

[JABONvideokrew]

right after you shot keyes, someone was like "shoot me too, i dont want the aliens to get me"

what happened to suicide is not the answer?

[iamsototallythebomb]

lol i did the same thing! he's my favorite guy to kill when im bored. my record for surviving when the marines are trying to kill me is like 15 minutes. those two gunners in the bridge, if you go under them the marines will not know where you are until you come back up

[iamsototallythebomb]

lol i did the same thing! he's my favorite guy to kill when im bored. my record for surviving when the marines are trying to kill me is like 15 minutes

[DefoliantProjector]

"Shoot me too! I don't want the aliens to get me." Fucking hilarious

[KropjehSla]

Lol that Marine

Shoot me to XD

[Sora2000TV]

i just imagined something when he gets the magnum out and the grunts are laughing im thinking thats cheif's psycho laugh 

[Mack21187]

I think the marine that says "OMG my poop is on fire" is actually saying "OMG i'm bleeding"

[TheAbbySciuto]

lagagagagagagagag

[thesniper1191]

Lol right after you killed him, some guy said "shoot me too! I don't want the aliens to get me" or something like that xD and P.S. Your computer must be a price of crap if frickin HALO runs that slow...

[sawwheeler]

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL JOHNSON

[Ketario99]

ALSO I found out that Johnson is for surely invincible here (probably is always invincible)

I modded my pistol (fires 9999999999999 rounds per shot, fires 99999 rounds per second and infinite ammo, very very messy, mainly Chuck Norris' pistol) and machined him and he just flinched, WTF!? It kills the whole Alien Fleet ON THE MAP with one blow!!

It keeps loading them, though, and Johnson doesn't die!?!?!?!

[Ketario99]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?

Shoot me, too! I don't want the aleins to get me!

OMG my poop is on fire!!

funny

[TheZombieGrunt]

To not get killed by the marines, as SOON as you kill Keyes, jump down the ladder behind him.

[TCOID3MO5ISI]

a swift ending to the entire series lol

[x21gunsx4everx]

i wonder if on coop mode, if you had one player wait outside the room while one player shoots captain keyes.

[wing00123]

at 0:39 if u licen to the marine he ses shoot me to i dont want the aliens to kill me funny marines

[mokats11]

any slower???

[ChargersSuck17]

some dumbass guy said shoot me too after u shot him.

[DCfreak87]

i always shoot him with the pistol its funny and then i fight the marines saying take that for killing the blue guys from avatar! xD

[DragonDynamite]

Fuck the Master Chief, send those Marines...

[JasonChang55]

Shoot me too I don't want the aliens to get mah! (later) get up! Get up so I can kill u again

[lilstephon9]

I loved to do that!

[Oemetra]

Y'know, if you dive into that area where the Pillar Of Autumn's pilots are sititng, you're safe. I've done it a million times.

[Masterdindin]

Try using an invincibilty and one-shot kill mod, so when you kill Keyes, see if the marines can kill you THEN :P

[darylldumo75]

do a melee attack when they got near you

[super3slug]

"shoot me too i dont wan't the aliens to get me" :D 0:39

[CortanaFTW]

The marines that are sent in are invincible. After something close to 20 tries I did an invincible mod and still couldn't kill them.

[TeamNES1]

Marine: "Get up so I can kill you again!"

Grunt: "That's what she said!"

[SlyTheBlindGuy]

lol, me and my friend would do this all the time, we would get other weapons though, then we would push all the invinsible marines into the hole were the drivers seats are, lol

[bigknight202]

I didnt know u could make them run away

[PhatalPhury]

Shoot me too! I don't want the aliens to get me!

[Tiparow]

Why dont they send those invincible marines to fight the covenant? lol

[Gerald360halowowness]

@Tiparow because the u.n.s.c cant find them.

[keel421]

0:34 shoot me too. i dont want the aliens to kill me

[PantherMistress88]

LOL Johnson says "Retreat!" Its almost as though Bungie expected a player to betray humanity

[daverecor]

yeah before you kill keyes and take on the invincible marines pick up a machine gun first moron

[aerames]

lol at 1:50 did he say foget santa lol!!

[flameguy617]

lol its as if they made a game mode for betraying XD

[PivotStarWars96]

After Cortana said, "What the hell are you doing?" I think I heard a marine say, "Shoot me too! I don't want the aliens to..." The last part was inaudible.

[HeadoftheHydra]

I just read The Fall of Reach and looking back on Halo...Master Chief seems kinda' weak compared to how the book describes him. First off, he doesn't seem any faster than anyone else, even though he should be by far...

Oh well.

[daverecor]

your going to halo hell maybe its cause you don't have the skill try beating all games on legendary then see how weak master cheif seems you fucking pussy

[HeadoftheHydra]

Lol, nice nerd rage.

[daverecor]

yeah i am a nerd coming from the guy who says " I just read the Halo fucking books" 1-10 on the d-bag scale you are off the fucking charts do yourself, your family, and everyone else in the world a favor and hang yourself

[HeadoftheHydra]

Yes, reading books is terrible. A better way to spend your time is writing your nerd rage comments on youtube.

Fail.

[rasengetsuga]

Obviously, you're a douche bag.

[straightdude35]

can you melee in halo1?

[PivotStarWars96]

Yes.

[helpyZ]

WTF a guy said ''shoot me too i dont want the aliens to do it'' wtf hilarious

[mastersword1000]

Get up so I can kill you again!

LOL

EPIC WIN

[halofam01]

u good get trainer infinite hp and amo that would be good

[mathtest123]

get up soldier, let me shoot at you again..lol. Too bad it was so hard to kill the marines...

[SubaruOfTheTriad]

XD Lol, thats funny that they actually put that in the game. Epic win for Bungie =D

[EvilShadowHawk990]

LOL at 2:20 it looked as if you where chasing them lol " i have had enough of the crap" lol

[kikilikipikiwiki]

LOL did one of them just say "SHOOT ME TOO I DONT WANNA GET KILLED BY ALIENS!" LOL!!!!

[benjyharibo96]

johnson kept saying fallb back even tho he sed suck it up marines lol

[FakeProjectNo2]

lol after you shot the third guy some one said "Omg My poop is on fire"

[hybrinoid]

@FakeProjectNo2 I didn't hear it...D:

[zeebra901]

if u kill the chief u all die lol

[Cloudph337]

Lol after u killed keyes somone said

Shoot me to i dont wanna get killed by Aliens

[MrChickenTeeth]

lol the one enginner guy was just sitting on his computer (watching stuff thats not apropiate i guess)

[MrChickenTeeth]

sweet computer!

[707studios]

lol i herd some1 say shoot me to

[halomaster025]

Same here at 0:38

[hitmat123]

google

[glitchguy2453]

when you die next to sargent jonson he says something to cortana

[wesleyfilms]

Book head shot!

[smellthemagic]

LOL. I remember I used to do that. I think I used to get the assault rifle first and then head back. It would go on and on because they don't die.

[famrad45]

"GET SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN"XD

[machriderx]

this is canon

[SJ0productions]

lol- "what the hell are you doing?"- "shoot me too, i dont want the aliens to kill me!"

[hitmat123]

hilarious

[RainbowTuna]

"Shoot me too I dont want the aliens to kill me"

[kyleandcamrox]

get back up so i can kill u again! looool

[xtinarulezd00d]

they say that alll the time in halo 1 it's funny :D

[KarinXKisame]

LOL that was awesome!!! "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!" lol

[hawkfrost43]

At what time do they say "shoot me too" ?

[EvilShadowHawk990]

LOL! wait how come they dont die when they fight you but they die when they fight aleins? lol

[NPSleeper794]

SHOOT ME TOO! HAHAHALOLOLOL! that was so funny! XD

[deathslayer96]

on halo 2 they kill u faster it sucks

[haloktcb]

did u hear that marine saying:

shoot me too, i dont want the aliens to kill me

[wiseguy69792]

how come the marines arent that tough when they fighin aliens

[nightshade243]

dude if u go down behind that screen keys was at theres a place tat theres a lader go down it and tey eont follow u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[inika1997]

XD I DON'T EVEN DARE TO DO THAT O_O

[DarthHammerHead88]

me to I don't try to kill my team mates O_O

[Nightmaregirl242]

Wait! Shoot me tooI don't wanna be alone! HA! LOL!

[cantthinkofaname231]

No its "wait! shoot me to, I dont want the aliens to get me!" thats what he said.

[sipder45]

why r your hands grey in color?

[glitchguy2453]

cause his graphics suck in halo

[30othello30]

get up get up so i can kill you again XD

[30othello30]

XD Johnson XD

[bigcbuddha]

rofl yoo owned jonson

[MaggotF0rLife]

HAHA shoot me too!

[wolfincommand]

Your vid card is crap

[Silverfire05]

LOL Shoot me too!

[evan290]

lol... looks like almost as much fun as on crow's nest in halo 3

[mgs1otacon]

i think the guy that said shoot me 2 was grif from rvb

[BossWitLocs]

lol "Shoot me too, I don't want the aliens to get me!"

[siriusgamer]

cant u just kill 1 marine and take his rifle?

[FlappyStudios]

you cant kill them here, they're invincible when defending keyes

[JRevengeavengerY]

You can kill two in custom edition and take his SMG and grenades.

[Dartzy1]

I think it's nice to know that they put this alternate into the game. Just wondering, can you get off the piller if you kill him?

[Haloisawesome22]

no.

[rjohnston96]

go under wher the pilots seat is but you cant get out...

[dialgaman7]

he just...wont...DIE!!!!

CORNERER'S REPRORT: this man was shot in the skull over 97 times and remarkably lived lond enough to die by slipping on a used condom.

[MusicalSeraphina]

Damn...The Marines talk as if you're the Covenant!

[hypnos2001]

"Shoot me too!"

LOL.

[lavasafire]

Actually u don't have to kill Captain Keyes for the marines to come and kill you. When Yyou can kill anybody on the bridge (excluding the first two people since they can't get killed), the marines will come and attack you either way.

[Blazingwheel]

no matter what u carnt kill them even with granades and other guns : (

[picsmics4]

kya kya kya

[anyanimeluver]

You can't even get out of the oom after you kill him or anyone else on the bridge. I stickied a guy on Heroic ran away from the room. I made it then I teleported back lmfao

[masterchiefownage1]

how we cant kill them :(

[teenhero99]

you here some guy in the back-"shot me too i dont want the aliens to hurt me!" lol

[BrokenScopez]

if the marines r harder 2 kill than the elites y do they need mc anyway cause in this vid they take alot of damage lol

[epicnovelbai]

theyre actually invincible to make sure you dont get away with it

[garfert]

dude its the halo ce mod for the piller of autum level on halopc ok its not halo pc

[ZaishiFilms]

Um, yes it is?

I've done this loads of times on the normal version, it's not HCE.

[bumblebee022]

and its not a mod, its just something fun bungie threw in

[123ilikecheese456]

me to

[rahmanroni]

You cant kill the marines. I shot at them and meleyd them for half an hour and they were sttill alive.

[Shotgunman5]

y cant u kill them?

[MarksmanODST]

MC's grey here?

[YourWrong111]

ahh the memories.

[videogamesuckerater]

ha i do that all the time its so fun

[drogue41]

lol sarge johnson whas there too to fight you

[yoyoinferno]

lol, did you hear Navy guy say "shoot me too! i dont want the aliens tog et me!"?

[BrunotheSpartan]

I've heard too LOL

[Haloguy26]

what i do is i shoot keys then i hide down below the guys driving! its so funny!

[ultimademi]

MAN the captain keyes is so cute he makes my vagina get wet and im a 50 year old man