[NOT MINE] Woodstock: Joe Cocker - With A Little Help From My Friends - Misheard Lyrics

[Zoleary13]

That man is higher than a skyscraper haha

[riri37000]

What a voice, what a transe!

[ChrisGraham1959]

Hilarious! Great job!

[vhalen50]

i bet these were the lyrics he really was singing. and thought they were right

[CherryDisaster]

You just made my day with this video, there are tears of laughter in my eyes, seriously!!

[pootiel0ver]

This is is hysterical!

[Charma34]

Sent this as an attachment. After detailed drawings and noted instructions that a 3rd grader could easily discern, the dude asked for some clarification. So I said, "here bro, check this out and it should clear up any confusion you are having". I haven't heard back from him and it has been a couple of weeks. This is going to be my reply to all who cannot understand simple 1-2-3 instructions. So glad this was put up. Great laugh and great reply for dunderheads.

[mrtea56]

I haven't stopped laughing even after 3 viewings! Thank You SO MUCH!!

[PattiSioux]

This is so crap! Not the song but your extra crap

[gregsmithgroup]

fuckin' awesome

[paulamendieta]

show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[allenmoses]

Fuckin soul right their this is great

[dapunisher1000]

Damn that dude is fucked up

[yoheff988]

This is great !!

[NormusJohnson88]

he he

[digger380]

always been a joe cocker fan.ha great vid

[yzguy01250]

such a classic moment

[Alvaro1925]

Un grande de la música viene a Lima.

[dawnjones1982]

hahaha!!!!! genius this is lol

[dusted04]

absolutely hilarious !

it made my day !

[drvnrain]

I was there and loved it then too. I'm not a huge Cocker fan, but this was great. Thanks to the band and The Beatles!

[t43700]

Cut him some slack people! Do you think you could sing it any better than that while being tazed?

[JacobMLindauer]

i thought it was ads at first.... i was like...fucking kia. and tryin to click off the ad

[voodoochild1311]

Is he actually not sayin' this ?

[BaconFrisbee]

Joe Cocker has one of the best non-traditional voices ever.

[BlackMoridin]

tyhe one that made this should get gangraped with barbed wire and pied in his empty eyesockets after skinning him alive

[18mvo]

@BlackMoridin I think thats a bit extreme, my friend. Unless you actually meant pied. Then you'd just be funny.

[BlackMoridin]

@18mvo i didn't actually right that, cause my English is allot better than that. But a friend of mine's favorite song is this. (and this is his favorite version of it) i'm sure i used my laptop to listen to it, and found this. (i'll go cockslap him for misusing my youtube account)

[18mvo]

@BlackMoridin that might also be a bit extreme

[BlackMoridin]

@18mvo in that case, i'll prickwip him :P

[154Ann]

13/03/2012-Lima, Perú!

[RoushFly]

@154Ann ¡Sí, es genial!

[erik33445]

katerin escuchala, esa si es con sentimiento...XD

[xsweetvenomx]

That was incredibly funny!!!!!

[enlil06]

OMG, that was F-ing Hillarious



[M1A1Stylo]

Christ is that an underwear line?

[1990notch]

hilarious

[mtc1125]

Sure beats the shit out of the Beatles original, even if I cant understand anything after the first 15 seconds.

[Dane333W]

hello, what film is this video taken from? i would like to see the whole thing.

[buyonuptick]

@Dane333W

Woodstock.

[xxcrims0n]

Great song but that guy is so fucked. pretty sure he fell over at 1:37.

[trauermusik]

wtf?? xD

[navedick]

GERMANY.... GERMANY.... GERMANÍAS.... CERCANÍAS... APROXIMACIONES.. PLAY.. STATIONO.

you know?

[ThePostal57]

Amazing song, amazing performance, hilarious video. Everybody wins.

[ArcaneThingOfBeauty]

340 people have no sense of humor :P

[Ogechi72]

LMBO!!!!



[bdahits]

ha! good job, very good job

[emsun100]

i want whatever he's on hahaha omg woodstock

[AaNnGgEeLl55]

this song reminds me the tv show "the wonder years" I grew up watching it and I always loved this song,and now I discovered from where it comes from and I must to say this is awsome

[easymelon2187]

what a dumb video

[swolf85]

I really love this song. And what you did is so funny!!! Now I don't understand when people get offended when something they like is turned into something funny. What you did is awesome, and it's still one of the best songs ever!

[argi1968argi1968]

you are so funny my friend!...good work

[argi1968argi1968]

the best cover ever !!!...Beatles must be proud for that...

[ddebenedictis]

@argi1968argi1968

Check this out. upvenue.com ranked Cocker's version of this song the #2 best cover of all time!

[argi1968argi1968]

@ddebenedictis I think its the first #1 ....the other???

[ddebenedictis]

@argi1968argi1968

Of course the list is just their opinion and you can google for the rest of the list. To save curious readers some effort though, here are their top three:

1. Johnny Cash – Hurt (Original By Nine Inch Nails)

2. Joe Cocker – With a Little Help from my Friends (Original by The Beatles)

3. Whitney Houston – I Will Always Love You (Original by Dolly Parton)

[argi1968argi1968]

@ddebenedictis oh thanks my friend ! i like it all , but if you want my opinion , i said that , because Joe Cocker change all the song , something new and different. thats is mean cover for me , not to play just better the song...i play many years quitar , with bands ,Nice to talk you and sorry for my bad English !!!,,,keep rockin

Greetings from Greece

[ddebenedictis]

@argi1968argi1968

That is a great point, Cocker really put his own unique touch on this song, I think that is why it is so popular. And your English is fine!

[mendeztevez1980]

una lagrima cae de mi rostro... recuerdo que esta era la cancion que usaban para la serie "los años maravillosos"... grato recuerdo

[thevandal2]

Its like he took all the manliness out of the backup singers voices, LOL

[billyhall08]

2012 and still noone can compare with this great music

[kungphooey8]

it's a feat to be the most stoned person at woodstock, but I think he pulled it off.

[Mark8395217]

@kungphooey8 You're most likely right... then again, there was me

[JohnnyLackland]

@kungphooey8 ,

your remark goes perfectly with the video, even without the added material from the OP.

TO THE OP: Joe Cocker fans are going to hate this. And there are Joe Cocker fans that are going to laugh their heads off over this.

Like MrTea56, I find this hilarious.

[morzanx1]

@kungphooey8 that is the best comment ever!

[ThePoppy4u]

I'll have what he's having!

[ivosnivo]

@ThePoppy4u hahahahahaha

[jdarrah17]

I love the "Me again" at 3:17, super funny. And now I can't remember the real lyrics to half of the song now!!

[cutlass3501]

drugs will do that

[rafbarton]

Seriously that was too funny'

[djtrixen]

LMFAO!!!!

[leonardodalongisland]

The best laugh I've had in a while. Thank you!!!!

[kathyelam2014]

Remove the attitude that after insults, sex is an option for a consolation or consideration! Remoe the attitude that funny faces stop me or keep me from thinking more profesionally and completeing tasks!

[MrTrunkjunkmonkey]

@kathyelam2014 Kathy Kathy Kathy: Judging by your coments, I would say that YOU WERE THERE !!! for this amazing performance, but you must have been one of the unfortunate ones that DID THE BROWN ACID!!!!! Major bummer, dudette!!! YOU ARE STILL TRIPPIN' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[kathyelam2014]

Remove the attitude that I want people to know when i feel insulted! Remoe the attitude that an insult, division, diversion, distraction should fuel people I dont know!

[kathyelam2014]

Remove the atttidue that I want to alert people to when they can step in or take over things!

[kathyelam2014]

Remove the attitude that I want people to know when I have done something right and or have made a stride for something better! Remove the attitude that I want people to know when i have distraction, or diversion, or division!

[kathyelam2014]

Remvoe the attitude that I want people to know when I have found help against them!

[bgregs2k9]

Puts a WHOLE new meaning to the song... Think I might like this version better!

[anonymousDerp]

that's hilarious

[immortalisblog]

It was funny. 

[Novacsify]

Frikkin' hilarious.......

[Bongologic]

This is FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! RROTFLMAO!!!

[PeterAlpeter]

What drug do you think he was high on..? hahahaha

[greatbungblaster]

@PeterAlpeter OOH , I THINK THERE WERE DOZENS INVOLVED!

[Jewclops]

@PeterAlpeter acid

[DETLionsfan1993]

um, wow lol

[gajgodoy]

fuck you. Destroyin´classics



[MrFreightdawg]

@gajgodoy I'm sure your comment is aimed at Joe Cocker for doing such a terrible version , destroying a classic BEATLE song!

[Jewclops]

@gajgodoy dont be a bitch

[jotabahea]

babaquice

[firingonthree]

Man there are some moments in time that you just don't play about with and this is one of them!

JB

[obeisance]

@firingonthree Clearly, you are wrong.

[talkIsCheap007]

very nice!



[punk601]

the icons ruin the video

[MrTrunkjunkmonkey]

Oh baby, hoggify !

[MrTrunkjunkmonkey]

I gotta get my Fred - I gotta get my Fred and Wilma!!

[MrTrunkjunkmonkey]

Go and get a loaf of my bread!

[MrTrunkjunkmonkey]

I'm tellin' Ellen !!

[MrTrunkjunkmonkey]

I absolutely love this version of the song - didn't realize it was a spoof until the "KIA" !! Many more amusements to follow. I anxiously awaited the best part of the song - the PRIMAL SCREAM at 2:12. I nearly peed myself laughing outloud when I saw the severed leg - OWWWWWWW!!!!!

[Tarafriend33]

FINALLY someone translated!! LOLOLOL!!!

[BOBLFC1]

QUALITY



[NammVet]

"Happy birthday April" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[bearmanmr]

best live performance by any singer ever? gotta be up ther surely

[tadawoosh]

This is fantastic! I laughed so hard, as would anyone with a sense of humor. I also love this version of the song. It's my favourite one.

[shitchops]

haha fuckin awesome job son !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stoneageclassic]

Thanks man! I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face and had to watch it three times to see it all! John Belushi loved to imitate Joe, This video would have him laughing in his grave.

[RaaTheGodEaters]

OOOOOOH LIVER

[duffh]

No No No. You are ruining something meaningful. The HD version has much better quality sound. The sound quality here is poor. Easier for you to mock. And it's cut down in length.

[Dmdmello]

Any body left?! Any la la la!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOH, LIVER!!!!!!!

[amabee2002]

by with a help with my friends aaaaaaah with little help with friends you had to be there

[pcdog74]

YOUR A FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE RUINED THE GREATEST VIDEO JOE EVER DID OF THIS SONG WITH YOUR STUPID AND CHILDISH LYRICS.....DOES ANYONE HAVE A GOOD COPY OF THIS WITHOUT THIS CLOWNS BULLSHIT!!

[duffh]

@pcdog74 I agree. Joe was a very sincere artist & person. Abused & misused and ripped-off by by his music producers ( Leon Russel) and music business people, His fellow British working musicians of the day loved and respected Joe. Watch and listen to the full 8 minute HD version on YouTube, if you are not moved by that movie you are not human.

[TheSmike31]

this destroys the Beatles version, Mr. Cocker take it to a whole new level.

[Meehowski]

Epic..........laff!

[udara69]

What ever he had, ill take two!

[Abovethecloudsanu]

I dont know how I found this Vid,, but glad I Did..I get the Fun of it..hope you do too

[meowniarmeow]

lololololol

[0xlAFSftwlx0]

i don't know why people find this funny... the reason he was moving like that was because he was on lsd.. which is a pretty hard drug. you can tell he was out of it when he introduced the song. but the lsd didn't cause the "air orchestra" that's what one looks like when they totally feel the music. when they're one with the melody, you get that feeling and lose control of your body's movements.

[declijas]

@0xlAFSftwlx0 - Where'd you dig up this "fact?" Joe's drug-of-choice was alcohol. He was usually too drunk to remember words to songs, and some of the best vocal noise he makes appears at these times. Except for a brief stint with heroin, which was quite a while after Woodstock, he was drunk. Just drunk. His body motions are all Cocker and amplified by alcohol.

[mistershoopdawoop]

@0xlAFSftwlx0 lsd can´t cause an air orchestra, but a nutcracker can.

[Phlogiston2312]

Maybe I'm the only one to ask this, but was he on drugs?? LOL

[0xlAFSftwlx0]

@Phlogiston2312 lsd

[derailedpoet]

LOL...love it...xo

[ShuffleBassT]

anyway are really anywhere the real lyrics from what he sung at woodstock ? i would like to know it please : )

[declijas]

@ShuffleBassT : The lyrics are on: azlyrics.com/lyrics/joecocker/­alittlehelpfrommyfriends.html - the first paragraph there should read: What would you do if I sang out of tune,

Would you stand up and walk out on me?

Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song

And I'll try not to sing out of key.

This is one of the very few lyrics websites that don't attempt to install malware on your computer. I use is almost exclusively.

[declijas]

@declijas - Make that "is" an "it". Mistyped.

[ShuffleBassT]

@declijas

thanks man i know this site ! it's for me the best but i don't know if you understood me ! i don't need the lyrics where it's all about what would you do if i sang out of tune, oh i get by with a little help from my friends and so on ! i need the real lyrics what really HE sung for example at 3:28 ! or at 0:38 ! i don't really think that he really sung "all i need is my but and i" i need the real lyrics from the whole song what he sung ! or are there no lyrics what he really sung ?

[malleyc]

@ShuffleBassT Loosen up! It's supposed to be funny.

[declijas]

@ShuffleBassT Okay, I'll listen and do my best to remember and/or decipher. At 0:38, it's "(I get) high with a little help from my friends, Oh, I need it but then I... (get by with a little help from my friends). Oh yeah but one time *something I can't understand*". At 3:28 - "Gotta live it for my friends. Gotta love it for my friends." It's easier to hear when you're not noticing the funny comments. I love this video, but can sing along to it when I'm not watching the hilarity above. :-)

[ShuffleBassT]

@declijas

oh haha thank you very much man ! and you wrote you do your best to remember ? you were on woodstock ? that lyrics at 3:28 with "gotta live it for my friends ! gotta love it for my friends" sounds nice i think he really sung this ! you have more real lyrics ? because i need everything he sung man you know ? is there no site anywhere where you have the real lyrics ? but i think it's still not clear what he really sung ! it's a secret for anyone haha ! but thanks and please answer : )

[duffh]

@ShuffleBassT Um. Do you know this is a Beatles song, from Sgt Pepper?

[ryry2133]

i love this song. I'm watching the Woodstock documentary now, who else?

[UFOIST]

Side splittingly funny - great job!!!

[Ccharliejane]

Very funny ... excellent !

[Moshpith]

The male version of Janis Joplin...Killer Joe.

[greendillpickle1]

fuck that was funny.



[NeatNetwork]

i prefer the original lyrics. fuck humor for 4:06 minutes.

[MrJoeybabe25]

I laughed my ass off (was that in the song?). I don't know if you were interpreting or putting captions of what he was really saying!

Hilarious!

[Donksn]

Class

[Artemis1087]

hahaahahahahahahahahahahah ;P

[DanteNoe45]

hahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahah­ahahhahahahahahahahhahahahah..­.hahahahahhahahaha...awww...ha­ha



[andredidiergijon]

how much drug did he take that day?

[CharonGhost]

He's Having OVERDOSE ... Looks like it is ... OMG

[crackerz99]

oh my fuck, ruined this song for me forever, but it was a good laugh.

[pettygreg]

Man this was one of the most awesome live performances ,Ever, He blew them away

[bribruce]

way funny

[reobsiabnibku]

I saw this performance at Woodstock and was really bummed by it - he was sooooo spastic and had defiled The Beatles! - I couldn't understand much of what he was "singing" and thought that Cocker was the worst thing at the concert. This vid brings new appreciation for me! Thanks!!! hahahahahahaha . . .

[kingofthecouch1]

the original version of this (before my eyes were opened by the true lyrics!) was my favourite youtube vid. its now my 2nd. christ, I thought I was tuning in again to see joe make me cry, but ended up pissing myself laughing!

[Luk12mas]

aa



[dalfmiser]

I now love this song (AGAIN) Thank You I really needed to Laugh and you made me almost piss myself!

[Jw071]

I will never hear this song the same way again

[UkMetro]

@Jw071 yes you will.....just press the replay button :)

[TODB0AMER]

What did Beethoven mean when he gave us DUH-DUH-DUH-DUUUUR!! at the beginning of the ninth ? REALLY SOME PEOPLE!!!

[CAC11803]

@TODB0AMER that was the fifth...

[TODB0AMER]

@CAC11803 just testing ☺

[Steluna47]

I'd check MY ass for a stick but I can't see that far.....

[Steluna47]

OMG!!!!!! Haven't seen this before but am laughing so hard I may never recover!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!! I love you, Joe****

[bren57mar]

Amazing performance by an icon with a bunch of shit on screen.

[LegalizeLiberty420]

@bren57mar i agree an icon but...get a sense of humor, and maybe, just maybe dig that stick out of your ass.

[rbl777]

@LegalizeLiberty420 rofl

[rbl777]

@bren57mar i love joe cocker but this was hilarious

[rcd49]

STUPID



[guntalot]

And He said, “Go, and tell this people: ‘ Keep on hearing, but do not understand; Keep on seeing, but do not perceive.’ “ Make the heart of this people dull, And their ears heavy, And shut their eyes; Lest they see with their eyes, And hear with their ears, And understand with their heart..."

[itransmedia]

Hilarious. "Did some Wonderbread" Haahaa!!!

[Jesse11388]

Put this turban on your head!!!!

[jaded16340]

What an incredibly guy, it's so clear it looks to just be recording from back then, not a "touched up" version. Great clip, yea, haa haa, very funny muthafucka!(Eddie Murphy, raw) Joe Cocker..funny mother fucker huh? LOL, I can totally see Eddie Murphy saying that after those funny captions. Peace

[merfex2001]

E ainda falam de ROCK in rio!!!!!! que besteira!!! Isto foi , e será sempre Obrigado meu DEus, por ter participado disto!!!!

[yousaywhatwhatwhat]

I could not stop laughing!

[Nugentt24]

ladies and gentlemen, drugs.

[jmikejapan]

Proof that LSD makes you a prophet capable of seeing into the future!

"Ellen don't kiss Anne no more" ? Come on, now! lol

[xXSynchronicityIIXx]

I just saw a live woodstock re-creation concert and they played this. absolutely magical... And this is frikken hilarious, just btw XD

[Neowow]

Priceless , i won 10 years of life by watching this