HANSEL AND GRETEL - Bedtime Stories

[TheNinjify]

WHY THE F*CK DOES HE HAVE VAGINAL LUBRICANT?

[xXxLolZMachinexXx]

Hey guys, I've got a channel where you can send in your stories to Georgesta100@gmail.com and I will pick the best one each week and read it out :D Hope everyone comes along :D

Thanks!

[eminefan]

SERIOUSLY WHO THE F*CK MIXES A STORY WITH A COMMERCIAL?????!!!!!!

[Titan2030ify]

lol, I made my Little Brother Watch This Thinking it was a Normal Kids Bedtime Story.

[ricccc86]

really mad

I put this on for my 3year old niece

This girl is a sad weirdo!

[kouanopes]

Omg thank god i watched this before i showed this to my class!

[SuperJoshuatube]

Cool Story Bruh Add more dragons next time

[mdichou]

She is mixing her own vagina problems with the story. Pufff

[sleep410]

lol

[MrPrincebitch1]

what the fuck !? lolol did i just watch!

[XF1taX]

Lets Go Rob IT!

[GinnyKelly2000]

Why does hansel have vadge cream?

[MarieeBabiix3]

really , JUST LOOK AT THE NAME !

" MyDamnChannel " Damn . smfh !

Oh ," You two assholes are eating my house ! CDFU

[JackyTVK]

put a warning before you show it ==. I damn hate your videos. if you teach my little sister about that, don't make me tell the police about that.

[EPastuhova]

IDIOTS



[xXAceoFwingSXx]

This is sick... I was alright letting my younger brother watch the 'asshole' bit, but the vag cream... That would be amusing to somebody older, but to little children, it's disgusting.

[slash8915]

I just realized... She's the ultimate troll. Trolling parents and kids looking for children's stories on youtube.

[FuransuMdl]

wow this is sick..children should not hear this kind of stories.. they would melt their brains out.. :D

[blazemaster71]

LOL! I dont know should i click like

[sleepyturd]

@Zekarius9 well, what person would watch this crap besides a weirdo perv with issues

[AppleBottomHottii]

@sleepyturd me a 13 year old girl with a facebook and one SICK sense of humor

[onimotoko]

@sleepyturd Hmm, nvr thought of myself as a perv.... But I'll try anything once.

[sleepyturd]

why isnt there some sort of warning? this crap should be removed

[Zekarius9]

@sleepyturd The reason there isnt a warning is that youtube thinks that nobody is stupid enough to not watch something before showing it to their kids.

[AppleBottomHottii]

@Zekarius9 dude truuueeee that

[sleepyturd]

thanks for posting this twisted shite so i could show it to my kids- you sick freaks

[ECWKayceeDreamer]

when you are reading thid do not stop or else something bad will happen! (sorry about this) this girl's name is summer, she is 15 years old and has blonde hair,many scars, and she has no ears. she is dead. if you don't copy this to more than 5 videos, she will appear one dark quiet night when you are not expecting it beside your bed with a knife and going to kill you. this is no joke. if you send this on 5 more videos something good will happen to you

[meLaurenElizabeth87]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE WHAT SORT OF CHANNEL IS THIS MY KIDS WERE LOOKING FOR ONLINE STORIES AND FOUND THIS SHIT EASH STORY IS RUDE AND DISGUSTING WTF

[Manaphyfreak123]

@meLaurenElizabeth87 i think thats the point...i mean look at the channel name...

[AppleBottomHottii]

@meLaurenElizabeth87 this is YOUTUBE basically everything is like this

welcome to youtube

[morchee]

Do you suffer from vaginal dryness? LOL!!

[lochbaum123]

i showed this to my wife's fetus! Youre a bad person!

[officialkeenkeen]

ITS LIKE HAVING A DAY SPA IN MY VAGINA!

[rockingaju123]

nice



[xBAIRDYx]

i played this to my kids thinking that it was safe!

[jd5179]

Wtf!

[MultiWolfshadow]

I'm 12 :)

[TheGraduate1997]

Awwww Come On Guys, Yhu Didnt Get A Hint When The Name Of The Uploader Was MyDamnChannel, Or Maybe Yhu Should Hav Read The Description Before Showing It To Children, Especially If Its On Youtube...

[dilujim]

This is so stupid there should be some sort of warning. You should have some respect for children and thier innocence.

[meow0meow7]

This is funny and stupid. There should be a warning at the start of the video.

[jammawoman]

fuck u guys! u made me put this on for my kids and then all this swearing came on!! FUCK YOU ALLLLLLLL!!!!

[lacey6747]

@jammawoman Im not trying to be a bitch but You played this video NOT THE WOMAN IN THE VIDEO...

[thekingdami]

damn this is fucked up

[samantha52031]

read me anouther story!

[Sibleeful]

it's a parody you guys.

and the kids who still read these storys are too young to be on the computer, so i'm pretty sure they won't see this.

yes i admit is messed up but it wasn't aimed to children.

get over yourself.

[yobabbiegirl]

fucken dumb ass shit what kind of people do this volgure things

[chumada1]

@yobabbiegirl i know right?

[blue988emily]

wtf this is shit

[AngelicAcid453]

wth this is a kids story

[senseiJB2001]

Your a bech this is for children fuck you

[senseiJB2001]

Your a idiot this is for children I don't think so your a idiot and wtf are you

[leorumthug]

Really?

[jojocola4312]

what the fuck did i just watch...

[AlanahNicole24]

@jojocola4312 I'm asking myself the same thing....

[13jpat]

This sucks donkey ass!

[remagio69]

fuckingcunts

[lalaloopsie]

...

[Pjbeauprejr]

what.......was i watching

[100Happygirl]

i hate this

[Pjbeauprejr]

@100Happygirl mee too

[100Happygirl]

this suck doggy ass omfg

[TheKristellemae]

wew thanks! we need this for our practicum

[Beth10264967]

My little Sister wanted a bed time story and this is all u got f***

[htgfs]

eleos poutana!!!!

[sickweirdo]

Ackoo's Sexy Bedtime Stories

[denmier]

WTF!



[WhiteWesWelker]

sleep w/ you???

[dactafi]

i want to have a bedstories with you

[TehKreepyStarfish]

lol i can here her over bleep

[k12hanchi]

141 people had their gingerbread house eaten by assholes

[wiccanXexodus]

awww she makes the story sound so innocent

[xxblackonyxlovexx]

BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA

[shawn67876]

...the fuck?

[khwlel]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­h

for first i thought this for kids

but u know u r funny and so beautiful girl ;)

[ChrisDonaldsonVideos]

I couldn't stop laughing

[wavewrestle10987]

thumbs up for lubricil

[CufinFan]

Dam birds

[emzicals]

i like stories

[xxblackonyxlovexx]

I love these bedtime stories, the next kids I babysit are in for a surprise XD lol!!

[toecramper]

My 8 year old cant stop laughing. Thats messed up

[tyrcks]

wait isnt she the girl from the last excorcism?

[Kingofdiamonds999]

umm...ok

[shadowcrap1]

wtf????????? wat tv show is this?

[danasy87]

What the fuckin heck...??

The part where Hänsel and Gretel go to the forest is not ironic, because they originally were send to the forest by their parents who wanted them to go there to die, because they hadnt enough food for the four of them. Their Parentd even led them into the darkest part deep inside the forest.

Thus for tv being trustworthy...

no comment

damn should finish watching before leaving comments. doh!

[danasy87]

What the fuckin heck...??

The part where Hänsel and Gretel go to the forest is not ironic, because they originally were send to the forest by their parents who wanted them to go there to die, because they hadnt enough food for the four of them. Their Parentd even led them into the darkest part deep inside the forest.

Thus for tv being trustworthy...

no comment

[luvmoi11]

this is so babyish and crazy

[luvmoi11]

this is so crazy and babyish

[seetojo]

omg this is....WOW

[sara1ita]

this is not good for children...

[PaintGuru24]

@sara1ita neither are narcotics thats why we generally seperate the two

[Hamodey11]

This is fucking disgusting.

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

AND YOUR GOING TO HELL JAIL.YOUR GONNA SUCK 152000 DICKS.

Thumbs up if you think this video RETARDED.

[drugssexandtrumpets]

@Hamodey11 i think your retarded douchebag

[Hamodey11]

@drugssexandtrumpets

Go fuck yourself.

[TheAnonymousSeeker]

Originally their parents couldn't afford them, and they led the children out in the woods to leave them there for dead.

[thecxichik]

Retarted

[micheleragosa]

Ewww ur so nasty don't post this! 

[kamilfreeman]

stop at 1:51

jesus christ.

[TeshimotoClan]

these are just wrong......

[selena311lol]

bahaaas my friends teacher was gonna put this on for his class for story time !!! LMAO

He stopped at donkey ass

:L

[Amarynthine]

sell your bones on EBAY LMAO

[moderncandy2010]

children should not watch this!! but they'll probably get here like i did....looking for a story..... :(

[rfb03]

YOU TWO ASSHOLES ARE EATING MY HOUSE! LMAO

[DoubleMothafuckinP]

@rfb03 yeah man , that waz funny as hell indeed! lol

[MrTOMASU22]

lol! best fairytale evar! XD

[conydelsonido]

es lo mas fome que e visto en toda mi vidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[HarryPotter3700]

The real question is why that kid had vag cream in his pants anyways

[misspeaceout7]

@HarryPotter3700 haha that is true smart thinking lmao

[youlldietrying]

@HarryPotter3700 Hes a drug company rep

[ChrisVanDam]

1:02

[FiveEelements]

what is the story teller's name? shes cute

[IUploadTheOC]

@FiveEelements That's Grace lol. If you go to their website she has her own vlog series called Daily Grace.

[Senshiboi99]

...and sell your bones on Ebay...

[JordanianPride80]

When Chuck Norris reads a bedtime story you sleep forever

[JordanianPride80]

When Chuck Norris reads a bedtime story you sleep forever

[JordanianPride80]

When Chuck Norris reads a bedtime story you sleep forever...

[MOBSTERDSP]

I think your a dic for this one you numb bitc.H

[Walnut1871]

Love how these stories are realistic. xD

"This sucks donkey balls."

[BnasBnas]

I thought their father took them to the woods because he couldn't afford having two kids, and one of them realized and left a path of bread?? 

[lhumilde18]

a hansel and gretel movie is comming up on 2011.... supposed to be an thriller, and adventure movie.... got to be kidding me... there making fairy tales out of horrer movies OMG!!!

[Hamodey11]

@lhumilde18

WHAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

After 2012 were dead of god END OF THE WORLD!!

[gelanacpil]

and what's asshole?

[gelanacpil]

what's donkey ass?

[cilegnacisum]

hahahahaha... ''putted in her vagina''

[Pr0nStarzz]

Shame on all the moms denouncing this video; you should be reading to your kids, not just putting on a video for them to watch!

[princessnadah]

that is rude shame on yourself

[0770128]

SHAME ON YOURSELF!

[likpit]

Those who are looking for a storie for your Children THIS IS NOT FOR YOU TURN AWAY FROM THIS VIDEO NOW!!!! 

[kisa154]

lol I loved the "selling you on ebay" part

[vlcupper]

OMG!!!! Awesome!

[12igloo40ca]

AHAH(X

[xYhuuloveNiax3x]

This is not funny

[me1ization]

Wait I think this is different from the one on my damn channel

[StinkadoodlePie]

what kind of MORON lets their children watch a youtube video they haven't screened!?

The poster's name is "mydamnchannel" for god's sake! Don't blame other people for your own bad parenting.

[sruthi9421]

good

[10ferg]

Hahaha. Wonder why hansel has Lubracil in his pocket

[wiisalute]

what am I watching? this is funny!!

[jayorteg713]

god damit you funny but you should warn adults because sometimes they get mad or watever your videos are still funny though

[arlekina5]

LOL... Just LOL

[Levioletmonkeyyeah]

YOU IDIOTS! If you see the authors name is "mydamnchannel" you OBVIOUSLY know its not a kids story DUH!

Next time just buy the bedtimestory or download a pdf and read it to your kids by your self! ugh

[himangiv]

how can one upload such a video for kids..thats really not done.

[WumWip]

Another classic bettime story.

[weightliftingisgreat]

Hey, I was searching for a story for my kid.....wtf

[wayneball28]

love it

[krysteenuh25]

this story is bad for kids!!!!!!

[tmfris22]

haha

[JTennisVids]

haha i rofl'd when she said "you two assholes are eating my house"

[Japanamaniac]

Omg this shit is hilarious!!

[lol4dead]

XD This is hilarious!!

[FK2xpro]

I did not find this amusing at all.

[MaxNuclear]

I love these stories!

[gregbobsgirl]

Really...didn't the channel name make it clear it wasn't for children? If you don't take a second to read the description, you have no one to blame but yourself.

[Hackixo]

omg i am 11 and am cracking up with my 9 year old sister.

[niviatamayo]

THIS VIDIO IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING, WHY IS THIS STUPED VIDIO IN BEDTIME STORY??? IS THIS KIND OF STORYS THIS STUPED WOMAN READ TO HER KIDS??? OR SHE JUST WANT TO BE FUNNY :( ? COZ IS VERY BAD....

BITCH...

[SecretIVUIIHear]

@niviatamayo You should try Brainicile. It'll make your head feel like a place your brain could enjoy for once... But no medecine really works miracles. Use as directed!

[niviatamayo]

@SecretIVUIIHear DAM IT MAKES VERY SICK... 

[MsApples007]

@niviatamayo obviously its a joke, reaaaad the description -.-

[sydney100102]

why would u show this 2 ur kids!!!

[Galantstar]

0_0



[torihotchick]

you are so stupid what kind of mean person would do that when all kids want is to listen to a storie

[8soccer4life8]

woow ha 

[A707B2]

Just be sure and get around to drinking your 4 or 5 tall glasses of pure distilled water each-day, and your bodily parts should be well lubricated;Including your brain, that you might not swear at all. If possible. It is always a shortcut to thinking, taking your time using your words. Is best.

[LillyfieldsTheOne]

Boneselling on ebay????

[dblockdel]

dumb bitch

[harmfulpig]

omg this is not for children

[123hairyballs]

So freakin funny

[LookLoveShoot]

whos to say they didnt get wood for a fire?

[sweesse]

que asco de historia esta tipa deberia estar muerta por arruinar un cuento tan bonito con tanta pendejada que dice de el

[112kicker]

LOL, the thumbnail got me the wronge idea

[TheKimLacey]

@112kicker haha me too !

[Smileitslisa21]

i should sleep pretty damn good after such a great bed time story(:

[WarSarah]

"No,this sucks doggy ass"....No comment....

[LookLoveShoot]

@WarSarah i think it was "donkey". but still.

[TaticalVensaur]

the orginal hansel and gretel was even better than this that is before disney channel fucked it up i would tell it but theres lack of typing space

[PandaBoo92]

omg that was one fuked up bedtimestory! SERIOUSLY....

[greatestwhoeverlived]

that bleep scared the shiz outta me