A New Year's Message from NineteenPercent

[DavionIsAKoolAssNerd]

*drooling*

[chaosthethird]

So THAT's what happened.

<--- Born on September 16th.

[Johnis2nd]

I like wearing sparkly things and kissing people.

[PeglegJones614]

i heard the most common birthday was october 5th im so confused.

[TheMickeyizhere]

I dont know it might just be me, but as a guy the first thing i thought about as I was watching this video and saw the condom rant was "HOLY #%@!" I wonder how much she spent on all those condoms. My next thought "Dont know if Id spend that much to make a point" then "I wonder what the cashier was thinking when she bought all those condoms". and lastly "I wonder if they were all for this video, if not then Happy New Years to you"

[KarmyKooky123]

I need more videos

[Grillmaster33]

This is so hilarious. How have you been? I still want to hang....Lets do it....

[poet111]

LOL my birthday is September 16th OH GOD NO!

[valaraj]

wasn't your resolution to make more vids last year? that lasted like 2 weeks. no worries tho, most peoples last about the same length.

[SilentKnight0011]

This video didn't have that same passion that i'm used to. I hope life's treating you well amber

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[SirToneyBagels]

more booty shaking less talking.

[555DeVon93]

@cimorenegal .. perhaps? Did she somewhere state that she was tired and sick and I missed it? Otherwise your response was utterly unnecessary in relation to my original statement.

[555DeVon93]

She looks tired and sick. :/ perhaps it's the eye bags, or maybe the lighting and the hobo hat.

[cimorenegal]

@555DeVon93 Maybe she IS tired and sick?

[suntzupup]

budgets, fun!

[classyassbytch]

I HATE the way trina says "house" and "about" lmaoo

[MyUsername156]

Lmfao my birthday is september 16th! Oh my god..

[JoeyGotBeans]

omg you are one of a kind in a fab way :) snap snap 

[ashtonnesmith]

Amber lost weight. Or is getting old.

[un4lyfe]

You need to get back on your game. @spokenreasons and @hotdamnirock have been taking over youtube. We need you nineteenpercent...the female point of view!

[tiffanymcfddn]

The best way to bring in the New Year!

[AdiarraStormfury]

R O F L

[bloodydove5718]

lol i dont know why, but your talking had me sober up. I am Amused.

[nmr20067]

lol, The Braxtons are not from Baltimore, they are from Bowie, MD!  A town in MD far, far away from Baltimore. A town in PG County, MD - the wealthiest AA County in the Country. Look it up.

[anzhelo4ka]

@nmr20067 Maryland is a tiny state. So nothing is "far, far away". Then again I guess when your state is tiny, 30 miles is "far, far away". Last I checked, especially in the United States, when you can get from Point A (in this case Baltimore) to Point B (Bowie) in under an hour, most people would define that as "close". 30 miles. Look it up.

[nmr20067]

@anzhelo4ka Wrong! Maryland is small state, yes. Tiny? That's RI, Vermont, or Delaware. But I guess you could say so if you lived in NY. If so, I understand. Under an hour? Is that what your Google or Mapquest says? Try well over an hour, maybe two.

I lived in MD for 25 years prior to moving 6 years ago, so I know and don't have to look it up. Actually Bowie is the considered a town in a rich D.C. suburb. Most people in Baltimore City are probably unfamiliar with Bowie anyway.

[nmr20067]

@anzhelo4ka BTW, my point in responding to that was she mentioned Toni and her sister talk funny or ghetto because she thinks they must be from Baltimore. LOL! I love Nineteen %, but I had to say something. I knew, from living in Maryland in the past, Baltimore and the D.C. Suburb, PG County, are two different worlds. Toni was lucky enough to be born and raised far away from Baltimore. Yeah, not that it matters to you, but it is far. And a much more than 30 miles. lol

[anzhelo4ka]

@nmr20067 Well, it's not really that I care, or want a fight or anything. Just thought it was silly to use the term "far, far away" for a place that is 28 (!) miles from Baltimore. Which then begs the question, is it "far" just because traffic makes a trip that should take under an hour much longer?

[anzhelo4ka]

@nmr20067 Love the East Coast mentality, though ("RI, Vermont, Delaware are tiny") -- I suppose size will always be relative, I just find that funny considering how massive some of our states are. I'm from Louisiana and have often found myself describing my state to non-Americans as "small" (and no, that's not because Texas is our neighbor).

[lostMARLEYchild]

love the trina braxton impersonation!

[LESREID2]

Aw shit, too late...I'm 18 weeks pregnant.

[MrMovieguy314]

what will you be doing this New Years....wink wink

[boulderbash30]

you are super good looking.

[MyAlterEgoDesi]

I've know Lily Allen was a ninja for years! and I liked that song before T-pain sampled it and made it all dirty.. it was so sweet before if you didnt think about what they were doing before she snuck off to his bedroom..

[Ejwoods08]

See, I was just told that October 5 is the most popular birthday of the year, so I feel like this statistic about "most babies being conceived in the week after christmas" is bullshit. I enjoyed the video, though. I think you should make them more often.

[ThatGiftedFool]

I could imagine Peter Griffin saying everything you said in this whole video... Just me?

[ThatGiftedFool]

CONDOMS AS A DECORATION?! LMAO!

[ClassicDominique]

I would say to make a New Year's Resolution to make more videos more frequently, but then you probably wouldn't do it... so... yeah... Happy It's Time To Get a New Calendar!

[emopinay2010]

My birthday is September 15.....OH GOD.

[MerryJ3000]

@emopinay2010 so's mine, lol! wonder wut our parents were doing on new year's ????

[nmr20067]

They are from Bowie,MD.

[nmr20067]

Lol! She's not from Baltimore. She is from Bowie, MD. A town far from Baltimore.

[fwSicle]

new years eve is going to be epic this year! taco mac and cheese and big bang theory. possibly a little mario wii. then going to bed early so i can be at work at 6 am tomorrow. WOO!

[orangegrl13]

Totally impressed that you chewed on a condom for your vid. THAT'S dedication. I don't care if they get tarted up with "flavors," condoms taste horrible.

[bigstan54]

Hey Nineteen% make sure he puts on a condom. I don't want you knocked up yet! Happy New Year!

[PhoenixEncore]

Miss your rants.... For 2012 you should post more.

[pocapaypay]

oh my! you just made my day w? that trina comment...that is a source of constant amusement for me on that show.

[Berisoo]

I know this is inappropriate but something about the way you talk unsettles my penis.

[ckaiya24]

we have the same couch. I like

[maggieedna]

It's totally an accent. My roommate has it. I like making her say things over and over so I can laugh.

[ratswagger]

my youtube crush!

[urboff44]

Love your humor; love your messages. Here's wishing you a healthy, happy and prosperous new year!

[MsSpaceNerd]

You should make videos more often. Also, probably both condom sales and sex increase, but they don't increase at the same rate, leading to increased conception.

[MrSoberSoldier]

i love ur face! Happy new year :-)

[holmesc1]

I freakn love u!!!

[ryan50ryan]

I'm doing JACK SQUAT tonight! Probably gonna be playing some game all day.

You know, one possibility is that she wasn't on the couch next to him, but maybe just in the same room, perhaps they had guests over and she was off talking to another one. But that's weird because who would just leave their guests unattended like that? maybe he's gonna kick em out while she sneaks off to the bed.

[latsonhall]

Please don't drink and drive! I was just hit by one last night. It wasn't fun at all.

[coconutandmilk]

love you.

[MsFarzee]

Trina is not from Baltimore she is from Bowie,MD and I am also from MD and nobody speaks like that there.

[ndidi08]

!! 3

[allottagame]

oh

muh

god

my year is complete

[SqueeLumkins]

Yes, Lily Allen is a ninja, and T-pain is a poor substitute for Elton John. Great video!

[cspeeder]

We don't talk like that in Baltimore...

[rad4life1]

I dont drive, so I dont have to worry about killing anybody. I dont sleep around, Im abstinent, so I dont have to worry about making a baby. And I am spending New Year's with my best friend where we will be drinking beer, smoking pot and chillin! Happy New Year!

[Alione]

I noticed that about Trina Braxton too! Haha! Thanks for staving off my quarantine!

[iSTANable]

omg i thought i was the only one perplexed by how trina braxton said house lmaoooo of course you say something about it

[AfroJamGal]

What?! You're still alive??? lol

[dp1195]

Motha fucka, where you been?

[imsobomb101]

stop disappearinggggg lol . . i look forward to your videos !

[texanspazoid]

Lily Allen *is* a ninja. That song however, is not ninja worthy. It is beyond me why she had to be a part of that. Couldn't they have gotten some pop princess to cover those stupid lyrics? ugh. Why do decent musicians make decisions like this? carry on.....

[Ehmcee2010]

its been too much time! i missed your intellectual thoughts and your witty commentary on the things you decide to discuss. i love women who use thier minds to explain to the masses how they feel about things. you are very beautiful and i may not know you personally, but your thought process and your humourous twists on subjects make your videos very entertaining, while still being informative. i love you and i wish that you continue to describe how you feel at all times.

[martaajoku1]

alot of people from maryland have an interesting

dialect.. if you ever watched the wire you will

notice it kinda like they say their o's like ew

ex: me too=me tew and alot of times they dont

even notice it i go to school with alot of people

from that area...they even say area like errea

[martaajoku1]

I see ur down with the golden ticket!

*highfives you through the internets*.lol

I agree with everything you said though!

people need to be careful

[Ipodaddict131]

song: they're texting they live together, he is at the club. says he is coming to bed soon so she went to bed. to have sex. :pp <3

[Snowgoon901]

My birthday is September 12th, so I know what my parents were doing new years of 1991, damn -.-

Anyway, I don't care for holidays and shit like that. 2012 is nothing but 2011 + 1. Imma do what I do just about every night, masturbate and fall asleep.

[selfishberry]

My grandmother's birthday is September 9th, so I'm going to go ahead and believe that she was conceived in the early hours of new years day, 1940, while my great-grandparents were drunkenly celebrating the turn of the decade.

[whale144]

somebody needs to get laid

[MissNayNay]

I'm gonna not get drunk and buy a bunch of condoms! Thanks, Nineteen Percent! ♥

[Diggy22]

"Do not use condoms as gloves." Even for those who are into fisting? lol

[tigerofvirgo9]

I might be one of those "baby conceived after Christmas" statistics. My birthday is in early September.

[thewarrior195]

That apartment's got some Feng Shui to it.

[thewarrior195]

My Aunt and cousin (mother and son) were both born on September 16th. Now I know why. DOPE!

[Purp1eHaze81]

lmao i thought i was the only one who noticed how Trina Braxton said "house"

[iheartAZALEA]

I've been wondering about that lyric xD

[TheLonelyImmortal]

What is "I snuck into his bedroom" a reference to? And who are these people you spoke of? Nevermind. I'm probably better off not knowing.

[crazytired]

Oh god I was born September 13! The info you gave at the very begging of the vid is now awkward to me...

[acf870]

well, im alone tonight. foreveralone.

[thevoid385]

lol...if u lived in ny i would so try and date you ...peace and blessings

[TeegsProject365]

This video was so awesome! lol God, your hilarious!

[nkem002]

YAY!!! You're back!!

[txus4sho]

lol missed you!

[Koolestnerd]

Maybe condom sales go up because youtubers buy them in order to make a point in their videos?

[NineteenPercent]

@Koolestnerd Clever.

[ScottishGoddess08]

Do you live near Cleveland? Think I saw you at the Strongsville Library......

[NineteenPercent]

@ScottishGoddess08 O.O I do live near Cleveland. lol

[ScottishGoddess08]

@NineteenPercent :) I was afraid if it WASN'T you that they'd think I was a stalker....could it have been you :D.

[asdjulf]

budget yourself and go to bed at a decent hour lol truth.

[NineteenPercent]

@asdjulf You're not the boss of me!!

[asdjulf]

@NineteenPercent haha i was supposed to put that in quotes. i need to budget myself and go to bed earlier too lol

[JoshB6047]

Will you marry me? lol

[Qu33nii]

When you put the condom in your mouth, I gagged. =|

[NineteenPercent]

@Qu33nii Rightly so. I assure you, it was not delicious.

[SimonDB2006]

You are a Cutee....

[NineteenPercent]

@SimonDB2006 You are Kindd...

[uber0demon0tongue]

*runs away due to judgement*

[clandestinecoherence]

you gotta love lily allen lyrics.

[HubeSteeze]

WHY DO YOU HAVE HIS POSTER! (whose name shall not be spoken)

[SimonDB2006]

@HubeSteeze LOL...

[NineteenPercent]

@HubeSteeze All the cool kids have posters of the BIEB!!

[kyana4687]

@2:13 - @2:19 stewie moment

[NineteenPercent]

@kyana4687 I wish my whole life was a never-ending Stewie moment.

[cantthinkofaname30]

I love that towards the end of this video topics became increasingly random :)

[NineteenPercent]

@cantthinkofaname30 These are the issues that plague me. I had to get them off my chest. lol #TrinaBraxton

[SexxyScorpio]

You. Are. Brilliant.

[VictoriaCreeper]

You're a special kind of gal, and I like it! I always tell ppl to wrap it up even if I don't know them, or better yet just keep it in your damn pants! Miss your face btw!

[NineteenPercent]

@VictoriaCreeper Thank you. Thank you, kindly. 

[Fatsnail13]

Not much :( maybe chilling with friends.

[sexxiehighblue07]

love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[NineteenPercent]

@sexxiehighblue07 <3 Thanks!

[SmurfSmurf701]

hahah you chewed on a condom.. haha i love you.