The Greatest Machinima (Halo 3)

[MyGamehunters]

Stab me in the dick or my gril could be sucking on it

[evilflamingmonkey]

Do a left for speed 1&2 parody

[CODMasterKierran]

Add SPARTAN7000

[left4newbzTWO]

U don't suk

[UBARxxGAMAR]

This gave me herpies

[c29c310]

i want my 6 minutes back

[pinkylover75]

DO A HALO RAP! everyone loves funny raps!

[walkthroughveiwer10]

dude first of all you dont suck second how about a story about a completely new war between spartans and elietes but in forge world

[cockatoo777]

Huh the fuck is this?

[mole4cutter]

I know this is old but pimp my ride parody pimp my armor

[masterstoner666]

ppl are stil doing the response thinge even though this is like 3 years old lol

[DaEmonX555]

Go and make a parody of mission impossible

[undeadred63]

And my tag is the my YouTube thing

[1minecaster1]

I dont have any ideas right now but I can help you make a video my gamertag is darockets

[undeadred63]

You should let me join you to help you out man

[undeadred63]

You should let me join you guys

[HOPELESSPOWERful]

The longest kill and rape of all time

[spartain1083]

Pie

[NerfSquirrel]

Show yourself sucking a DiCk

[WkYkCoCaCoLa]

find the monkey easter egg and raip them up the but hole

[bennzjm]

@WkYkCoCaCoLa Rape*

[WkYkCoCaCoLa]

find the monkey easter egg and raip them up the ass lol

[chedder2407]

HALO PORN halo porn halo porn halo porn halo porn best f@?$ing idea evar

[3annoyingorange]

How bout a rogue marine on a revenge mission

[CammysonGamer]

i just wasted 6 min and 10 sec of my shitty little life.

[Cnstar10]

Youtube land XD

[warriorbug35]

Omgyourdrivingmeins FUCK MY IDEA URS IS EPIC HALO PORN HALO PORN HALO PORN HALO PORN HALO PORN

[warriorbug35]

Still u just made the most epic machinima ever u haz Hyabusa armorm

[G3Gamers]

You and your buddy should do a series about taking out the flying dude in this episode.

[MrBasementKitteh]

3:41 ....

[9souls89]

i coulduv been watching porn......

[blair05201]

you can be like blade and go agenst a bunch of vampires and just go all heroic and take them out one by one

[youtobfan2]

DUDE YOU ARE AWSOME ITS JUST DO A HALO REACH VID

[RagingBull255]

those r some REALLY mean comments!!!

[supermike1065]

Well...you could do a machinima called video games that you can make machinima on.for example,gta4 call of duty world at war,call of duty mw2,mw3,and black ops.or maybe a few video games that you can't do a machinima on I'll tell u more tomorrow

[THELASTMASTA]

Yur just forgin around when you and your freind notice sombody in your game that's not in the lobby leader boards, and you go completey insane trying to kill this guy who doesn't talk

[HarleyZoom3600]

there has to be a war in a great machinima have atleast one main character die  but i actually enjoyed this machinima keep up the machinima making your great belive in yourself

[Saberwind45871]

well, depends on you genra...i was thinking a earth that was taken over by a force forcing all forms of religion to be absolute, people would die for what they would beleive in through exterminators, but a handful of people rise up and oppress there captors and an alliance forms between the spartans and elites to take down a greater enemy.....just a thought

[SuperJay916]

Forgeball said to the bird: Come over here you I got bigg ball sacks

[haloplayer951]

How about everyone gets a college degree except for one guy and he completely goes insane.

[thebomer34]

OK there's an elite and he bad talks some Spartans and they want to start a war and then when they fight a bunch of funny stuff happens and every one fucks each other

[GamerEXful]

at halo it's a hot day and u are driving with ur car nad a grandma apears infront of u and u smash her then u try to get rid of the boddy lately 6 days ago the the grandma revives as a zombie and kills evryone at halo 3 and then ur the one who left u take the lazer sword and u do slow motion kills.... the other part thing it by ourself

[XxSpaCeUnIcOrNxX]

You just wasted 6 min of my life and killed a child in Africa! Are you happy?

[1Romstar]

Youtubeland

 population: 302

[720BlackOps]

Why are you sucking my harry balls

[SuperJay916]

Lol the forge ball tryin to rape a bird

[TheGunsmoke44]

alright...you suck!!!!

[warriorbug35]

Just make some shit happen on stuff like u and ur friend r arguing on matchmaking suddenly as everys ones arguing yell BLARG!!,!,!,!,

[Legoluke99]

U suck just kidding :) u could do a war with lots of humans and elites all fight the u drop in and Sartre killing every 1

[Drinkgirl2]

killing justin beiber will be the best machinima

[MrJuggernaut247]

@Drinkgirl2 yes i agree it would be the best machinima ever what a faggot how many people do you know who havnt hit puberty yet omg

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

HALO PORN HALO PORN HALO PORN greatest. idea. ever.

[Creeperlisious]

@OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS settle petal...

[Xxgoku999xX]

halo 3 will live on u rule snipeinator

[ODSTY35]

the best game ever in the halo series is odst



[0bradymadness0]

sigh... the regime of halo 3 will never die

[halochief980]

ive got katanaaa, in meeee

[WolvesShadow14]

Nice vid!!

[TheWinstonv]

Awesome I love machinima

[TheRABIDdude]

U suk. Bad

[gmanlolz]

make one that is like a left 4 dead parody or sumthun

[NeonVictorian]

@Maya71503070564 Spam Fail :3



[xtremewing911]

ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.

September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!

[xSaNdWiChPaRtYx]

Snipinator and the perverted demonic ball.

[dmansable]

I've got an idea boot camp 2 recruits get revenge the sgt. Is treating the newbs like crap then on comes up behind the sgt. and kills him.

[linksnake7]

You suck giant hairy hobo balls

[icereaper88]

ok heres one kill justin beiber ,rob a pharmacy discover an alien kill the alien and fight a bull

[rmskiller]

U should do a ninja course fail

[harveythepilot]

i miss halo three now

[mason4dice]

you could do a burger king robbery and wher the guy forgets to rob the place and he forgets the his cash and he has to go all the way back to his place and once he comes back there close and he also remember hat he forgot to rob the place

[BrennymanNC]

Halo reach is way better so I support halo reach and them closing halo3 serversservers

[iblackened1]

@BrennymanNC you must not be serious...

[Mraccstudio]

@Chainmall

Dude bungie cant do anything with halo anymore

[Chainmall]

@Mraccstudio No, but thats irrelevant.

[halomaster2142]

hey your the guy who sings in my ear and saying random codes that some how stop sovit destroying amrica and people keep calling me alex mason do you know why. that was an idea

[naruto4211]

i want to watch the video he posted XD

[JosuaJohnson]

How ever long it took you to make this, that time could have been spent making something entertaining. The whole time I was watching this I was like "Hey its going to have a funny part". Well..... where the hell is the funny part?

[MrBorderhop]

Hoy are stupid

[Woooodbutcher]

How about u guys kill that little bird rapist

[herolord888]

Hi can go up in a hornet with someone else as the driver and u and another person jump of and sky dive when you land you and your friend get shot by a scorpion tank

[herolord888]

You don't suck you can just be walking around the map when your friend farts and a dead body falls from the sky.  Herolord888

[Robotpg101]

@fireman1550 you have no idea what it is funny and what is plain retarded. N00B

[burnedice98]

This video is not suitable for minors.... They still watch it...

[jonibongoizkewl]

Maybe you should buy halo reach and make a reach machinima

[fireman1550]

You should get 2 worth hogs and drive and then blow up for no fuckin rezon

[fireman1550]

You should get 2 worthhogs and drive and then explode for no fuckin rezon

[DrPieMD]

YOU SUCK! Nah just jokes..... you're really good

[zapryan99]

Hey youtube community,Wanna be in a Machinima!,Well then Message TriedArbiter528 Through Xbox live.It's gonna be great!!!!!

[XMike9932]

.......asshole time waster

[lionsface98]

I could've been watching porn....

[undeadeliteleader]

Nice vid im having the same problems well sorta any ways me and my friends are bored if u want we can help you just msg me on my channel and i will tell u my gt and we could meet up on halo3 some time!

[halolegend9]

ok 2 noobs running around in high ground to find a alien that kills anything it sees and then a recon guy shows up and starts acting like party boy from jackass

[coolmanguy678]

i think you should make a game show

[SAMPDeathpeanalty]

...on the run. Now you look for information through brutal interrogation and kill anybody associated with the Kingpin that doesn't. Finally you meet an ex-convict from the KingPin's orginization and you team up to save your Girlfriend and kill your friend's murder...the KingPin.

[SAMPDeathpeanalty]

Ok...so your girlfriend and you go to the beach to watch the sunset until suddenly you get knocked out and your girlfriend gets captured. Then you go to your friend for help, and while you and your friend are looking for info you find a guy that gives you directions to this kingpin who planned the kidnapping. Then while you guys interrogate him a shoot-out breaks out from the info sending a messages to the kingpin about your arrival. After the action your friend lays dead and the Kingpin is...

[sideswipe1992]

that dude looks like a megazord

[DaMartynatar]

u suck (jk) cuz u told me 2

[x8BitPyrox]

the dislike bar ius the size of justin bebiers dick.

[KAWASAKIRIDER46]

U suck fat fucking hairy ass hobo decaying fucking dicks... Hey u said post how much u suck

[MyGamehunters]

Meet up with red vs blue and you join the reds

[tsRclan2]

My Gt is stea1thy hunter if you need some help i have a recorder

[Changleoful]

U do know this was over a year ago. -_-

[marrowproductions]

make a series where u travel somewhere and then u get recruited to the military and u fight these aliens. later u figure they arent bad at all and ur race just freaked out and then the comader kills the alien leader and u shot him in the head and declare that humans and aliens well stop fighting and join forces together.

[jackson0575]

ya Three words Ultimate killin spree

[MrOolala1]

killing sprea

[theamg12]

u said what i should post as a commment......... you suck

[GamingChief157]

So you u hav an ODST and a random spartan and a car comes and mows over the ODST then the spartan goes thanks dude now who am I gonna talk about my feelings with the other Spartan says well I sure as hell am not gonna I just came over here to find a 7 11 that has condoms then some retard just came out of nowhere and blew the f$@& out of me and u now what he was an ODST why exactly were you talking to him I mean seriously they turn on there visor and shoot themselves without u noticing so they d

[tronkid03]

Hmm idk what to tell ya sorry :(

[transform55365]

you suck so bad in rether be watching barny

[rapidsnipes13]

They go to war red vs blue 1500000 people on the reds side and u say whts that noise to a red guy then gulag it a it a alion then they have to work together to dead 10000000 alions

[rapidsnipes13]

You should have 15000000 red people and 15000000blue people and they should go to war then one off the red person says to the blue whats that noise gulag it it. A alion then the red and blue has to work together to dead 1000000000! Alions

[mooloo32]

You are so good at sucking that people hire you 2 suck their cocks. JK JK! You told meh 2.

[fenix2316]

U suck so bad u gave me super aids

[IanMcleanTV]

terrorists are ordered to assasinate the president at one of his speeches, that would be good

[armywife1469]

you should make a video when aliens attack and take all the humans and you are left and have to save man kind before they wipe out the whole human race

[hman9191]

by the way my gamertag is pricededdy

[hman9191]

hey dude make a video when you are a secret spy and your are on a mission to kill the president of the terrorists. this would be sick.

[breathtaker101]

When I watched this I blew my brains out....twice.

[MrYObestFRIEND]

hav two guy standin and talkin..........and then a flyin tank crushes one

[MrTheDkalek]

make a funny movie weres theres also war peapol love that stuff

[zXzCODzBoB]

this video is so cool it made the "gingers do have souls" kid die yeahhhh

[haloreach1024]

snipinator you dnt have to have a video you already are epic mostly to everyone thumbs up if u think snipinator is epic

[haloreach1024]

snipinator is the best 

[sal186458]

this video sucks so badly 3 kids in africa died lol!!!!!

[lesterthemolester069]

I serously want to blow my brains out with a 12 gauge because this video sucked that bad

[dittyobrien]

I meant in Halo you sick fuck xD I lold so hard

[MrPurplelion]

lol this was funny

[housewars1]

it should be a continuation of this one and he should actually be talking to some grunts who suicide bomb him with plasma grenades then every 1 is happy because nobody likes his vids :D

[Killionare76]

how about a bunch of forge glitches and funny retards on xbox live!

[Bradical94]

check out /watch?v=-wNpNGlXK04 its a new montage my buddy made

[PonyturdFly]

Make a bar called "Your Mom's House"

"I'm going to your mom's house to pic up some chicks"

"I got SOOOOO wasted at your mom's house last night!"

"I totally scored at your mom's house!"

The list goes on and on...

[0123madness]

make a video based on saint patrick's day and evreyone but you has green armor and you have pink armor and you keep on killing everybody and after each kill you say," happy st. patrick's day!" after you kill about 7 people this spartan or elite shows up with blue armor and he kills you and after he kills you he says," happy valentines day!"

[Demilovatorocks24]

halo red vs blu hoit

[peterk115]

dude,u dont suck at all.every video is over 3,000 views and thats a good thing..ok well my idea is a guy walks into the store with 2 of his friends..and they saw 3 hot chicks.they walk up to them and talk to them..then they drive mongoses to there mansion then they all get high.....idk if my idea is horrible or not

[Djenks1988]

fuck you

[maxmccoy22]

how bout a flying mongoos oya you suck balls

[Masterpaxton123]

how about

someone is just standing there when an oracle drops a box on them. then the oracle goes human and crouches on top of the box and sad music plays and then that happens like five times with different items. and at the end, play the jumping scene from the last campaign level, and then recreate it in forge but make the warthog land on top of the arbiter and sad music plays. thumbs up

[bowchicabowwowman]

wtf



[rawwwwwwwwwwww12]

do a sniper misson and f... it up by kill you hole team and kill youself becus you can

[Pantherhero30]

Do this machinima:

A guy in a suit wakes up to find himself on a beach. He goes on an adventure to find out who he is, and he ends up in a village, where is mom and dad used to live. He sees that it was burnt down, and he goes on a LONGER adventure to find the murderer and does an epic fight. After he wins, he walks out to the sunset, unable to understand who he really was. THEN DO A SERIES!!

[BrokenBoneStudios]

fap on camera

[chengzexiaocheng]

Dude make.a.machinima where you play as master chief and you get to crash a justin beiber concert and kidnap him and pwn him best video evar

[dannybcold53]

@chengzexiaocheng

HELL yea do then u kill him



[dog911cat]

@chengzexiaocheng i like your idea's it's beast

[ZombieHunter2k11]

@chengzexiaocheng nice comment wish he would

[XXnublinglolXX]

@chengzexiaocheng stop talking about justin bieber... i came here to get away from him

[27AlphaWolves]

@chengzexiaocheng instead make it a video game



[TCMaster123]

2 spartans are talking when out of nowhere a bird goes and picks one of the spartans up and drops him in a nest full of bloodthirsty elites and gets attacked while the other spartan laughs reall hard until Maste Cheif kills him and then T-Bags his dead body.

[BlackDoochebag]

Dude do what you friend was doin but make it epic man make it where Your in a cool setting in halo 3 And your just walkin and mindin yo own bussiness where all of a sudden yo walk into a battle field of spartans against pixilized of nintendo games And you turn into a super saiyen or something and like you win the battle for the spartans and every dude you killed just go T-bag them with a funny perverted voice.

[12girlsn6cups]

@BlackDoochebag TOTALLY!

[galaxyknight55]

@BlackDoochebag y dont u make 1

[pops158]

ehh think of somthing that makes no sence or like watch a funny movie that may give u ideas

[kaneclaw4]

it shud be abot u and 5 difrent guys u are on a adalt teemand uget ambusht then u and your patner ar the only 1s leftr then the oricl cumx\z and ses wth is goin on?

[TheMrspup2]

i am master cheif and i billev in you i just no that you can make greatest video ever heres my idea make a walkthro of video games .

[habibtameem]

lol, people actually comment on this XD jk jk, some ideas here are coolio

[UchihaChidori42]

how many mines can you sink into eachother before they blow up? :D *then push blue onto them <3*

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[FFKneser]

warforgamers is on to something, just make a series about one sniper. Almost like the movie Shooter.

[Sedativebirch1]

Make a funny series with halo people trying to teach a retard how to get a girl and get laid. MAKE IT FUNNY.

[mrshortysmoothss]

you shold have someone kill someone kill anothen ahen play sad music and while the sad music is going on the person that killed the other one looks at the guy he killed and after 3 or 4 you say "what the fuck is going on here" then someone else say quietly "its the virus"then you say "what...come on jimmy tell me"then jimmy say"its the virus"then a elites walks by the you and jimmy chases him calling him puppy

[TheCHGProductions]

You Suking My BIG FAT Hairy HOBO BALLs

[BlueMonzter]

make a guy suck ur tits out your ass and stab a nun in the face with a pen

[0pticAndroiD]

no no no no, dear god please stab me in the dick so I can forget all about this.

[IISouludus]

Reminds me of eric cartman xD

[MarcDowell]

1.) a mission to enemy terrortory filled with sex jokes talk of racial remarks and fianlly NOOBS. 2.) Noob guide how to talk shit when u kill or get killed!

[crazycowboysfan]

i couldve been watchin porn

[SuperNomad1997]

ok how bout a forge back fire with a elephant flip it and and a lot of tea baging

[jimpyland]

dude i think his was pretty good me and my friend are currently working on a machinima and its a zombie kinda thing...wat u can do i smake one of those classic accidental betryals...or have some shitty skit about how these 2 dudes r so close then one accidentally shoots and enemy in the face...but accidentally shot through the enemy and raped the friend

[BUTCHYKID6241]

you reallly do suck dude id rather go play with barbie dolls than watch this a******

[CBBalthazar]

@BUTCHYKID6241 You're just going through puberty aren't you? If you're not, how about you do what you said you would do and play with Barbie doll. If not, go fuck yourself!

[yaseenshuja1]

thanks for wasting 6 mins of my time asshole jk

[mozza778j]

dude go for like a red v blue thing where there is like a retarded person and a normal person and they drive them insane

[rathbonezeb]

i love these vids!!!!

[cupcake212007]

dude ur awsome

[cazobro]

plan a attack on a leader (eg. a borga person of assassins creed) and its like 7 minutes,that would be sick.

i would help u! my gamertag:arcade pros

[EpicIgnition]

"You have the power to make the greatest Machinima of all time. "Really?" No, probably not." LOL.