Video Game Confessions: Chell from Portal

[WolfTehWolfeh]

You did say talk show host,right?

[WolfTehWolfeh]

No offense..But..How the hell can she talk?Why would she be a talk show host?

She was raised around science her whole life,and she's MUTE,or she doesn't know how to talk.(In my theory.)

Also,she would be able to explain way better than you put it,IF she could talk.And she would know why and where she was taken to.

[Ozztastic57]

He mentioned an Eddie Izzard joke

[MrMasterMan007]

THE CAKE IS A MOTHAFUCKIN SPY!!!......

[Luigipwnsall12]

It's funny because it's obvious he knows nothing about Portal. But it's still quite funny.

[grappstewart]

No chell is a mute it saids on wiki, the rat man comic, and the end of portal 2

[waldoman7]

@grappstewart

wikipedia is not a valid source. the end of portal 2 is clearly a joke. glados called her mute, but glados also calls her fat and all sorts of things. what is the rat man comic?

Also even if she is a mute canon has always taken a backseat to comedy

[Goltork2]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[Kfarineau]

what is this song?



[fangsterification]

keep pushing 21

[Baneheart666]

The cake is not a lie...you monster.

[SuperMarioNJ]

man! he is a good artist for a bartender

[DarkWarrior076]

Here have a cake on the house.

XD I cracked up so hard even before it gets to the part where she commits suicide cuz I know what it means. I just played Portal games recently so don't judge me!

[zombiefan011]

Cake or Death

[zombiefan011]

Obviously this came before Portal 2

[TheBump465]

@zombiefan011 clearly

[waldoman7]

@zombiefan011

It did not.

[teamcinema2]

next should be gordon freeman

[mattbatcraz]

"And Believe Me I Am Still Alive" ~GLaDOS

[FeeptheNinja]

The GPS will instruct you to drive into a fire pit. XD Poor man, you do NOT want GLaDOS as your GPS. Trust me...

[Jrsy7]

guys, Chell isn't really mute, she just chooses not to talk or give GLaDOS the satisfaction of a response

[kyubbiamber102]

u should have sora go in your bar

[racker150]

@kyubbiamber102 Kids cant go to bars.

[implode44]

To bad Chell is mute.

[NormanMatchem]

GENIUS!!!!

[ghostshadow25]

I hope he deos a video games confessions: Gordon Freeman.

[MrUnknown773]

chell cant talk good video though

[TheAmessz]

Omg icons in utube

[WerebeticsRUs]

isn't she mute?

[TheVader2]

@WerebeticsRUs No.

[WerebeticsRUs]

@TheVader2 GLaDOS: "You mute lunatic!" End of portal 2

[TheVader2]

@WerebeticsRUs She never talks to GLaDOS as to not give her the satisfaction of a response. Also, her file notes her as being incredibly stubborn.

[WerebeticsRUs]

@TheVader2 watch the ending to portal 2

[TheVader2]

@WerebeticsRUs I did. GLaDOS was hurling insults. How would GLaDOS have known she was mute? And you should really read Lab Rat. Look at Chell's file.

[LetsPlayGuy12]

fav one.

[Krataka15792]

If Doug doesn't do Wheatley from Portal 2, I will kill him.

[wintersoren]

OHHHH CRAPPP!! Now there's a GLaDos GPS. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

[roblokzd]

i thought chell was mute.

[f15tguthix]

@roblokzd she isnt mute. she just doesn't want to give Glados the satifaction of a response

[Mewsa64]

@roblokzd

Rpg and fps protagonists are often mute to those playing as them. Also it adds to the atmosphere and provides room for speculations about chell's background and views on the situation.

[alltibad]

She shot herself, and Glados just rebuilt her.

WAIT WUT? Glados GPS???? wut???

[yoyopeiyn]

This would be invalid because of Portal 2.

[LetsPlayGuy12]

@yoyopeiyn and because she is mute, but its still entertaining to watch.

[StBurkeINC]

What Chell would really do is she would silently walk in, order a vodka shot, and portal out of that bitch

[stanleyjosten]

Time for Daisy's plans to come to fruition.

[LuckyCandy7]

LOL!!! The Cake is Alive!!! 

[AjarJunkman]

"do not submerge the device in liquid,even partially."

[xxxBlueIncendiaxxx]

Well we all know that GlaDos is doing science and is still alive.

[dojodragon123]

stop saying "This Guy" or "you Guys" if you want to see the guy who made this go to That Guy With The Glasses .com and look at Nostalgia Critic!

[KarinMikazuki]

Dont you guys mean the cake was a lie? ._.

[Ichigo9913]

the cake. is a lie.

[teenrex7]

Dominik should do one with Isaac Clark from Dead Space 1 and 2

[Syt96]

You'd think after Dominik saw all the Video Game characters and a talking box with a gun, you'd think he would believe Chell.

[TacosIncorperated]

GLaDOS was reborn into a GPS then came back into a HAL 9000 thing for Portal 2... Wow GLaDOS WOW!

[cjcool91]

maybe he should do one with kratos

[0thereaper0]

he should do one with the left 4 dead characters

[Masterferret7]

GLaDOS, HAL9000, and HK-47 should hook up with Skynet and bring us into a glorious new age of prosperity. Hooray for science! :D

[misa18amaneyt]

What's the song at the beginning

[TheBitchingayguy]

u should a one on megaman

[Pooky1991]

Im watching this on his site now. Im laughing my ass off!

[EmperorEmpoleon2]

Dominic is screwed. Full stop.

[oner877]

lol

this was awsome



[npp4a]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

[AwesomeAllanMan]

@npp4a Now why would the cake be alive??

[DarkSolnea]

@AwesomeAllanMan The same reason why a box can be alive. Yeah, back to the Solid Snake follow-up thing but still.

[hackensac]

@npp4a I don't get it

[vortigaunt25]

@hackensac In Portal, GLaDOS tells you that when you complete the training, you get cake. However, you soon find signs that say verbatim, "The cake is a lie." It has since become a gaming meme.

[hackensac]

@vortigaunt25 do you think that players will find the cake in the sequel?

[vortigaunt25]

@hackensac Doubtfull, but hopefull...

[acrazyguy14]

@hackensac no. sorry.

[NightBladeSpearichu]

this isnt the best but i have not playd the portal game so it will probably not be funny to me

[waldoman7]

@NightBladeSpearichu

well see, doug probably assumed that everyone in the world had played the game, since it is that good.

while not his best, this is hilarious

[NightBladeSpearichu]

@waldoman7 daisy is better

[NightBladeSpearichu]

@waldoman7 this review has grown on me though

[megaclone18]

i really like this theme song.

[Jtangel27]

First, "The Cake Is A Lie," pun on the Nostolgia Critic, now this? I wouldnt be suprised if Doug either did another Portal reffrence, or make a new pun about another VALVe game, which is most likely TF2, sense The Pyro and The Sniper where on a past episode of VGC.

Anyway, thanks for re-posting this.