How drunk are you? 6 out of 10!

[FMxBOSSxDOG]

Is 10 death? Haha

[wheresmyrematch]

Lahey 10 is when he dressed himself up in dynamite and tried to kill ricky LOL maybe that was his 8 or 9... though

[cknerr91]

so i type in how drunk are you in youtube being the wasted self I am and i ge tthis shit? waddafux

[Trapcentral]

He's fuckin more then 6/10 he's like a solid 8

[Alphawolfgang]

@Trapcentral its called a lahey 6

[LOLFLUSHDRAW]

@Trapcentral you obviously dont know layhee

[EziixPked]

@Trapcentral jim lahey's 6 outta ten is an average humans 50/10

[Haldrada1066]

My friends and I use Lahey's 6 outta 10 to refer to getting drunk, I encourage all fellow Canucks to do the same. For example:

A) "you want to go to the bar tonight?

B) "yeah bud I'm gonna get 6 outta 10 tonight"

or

A) "Hey buddy, you want to get 6/10 tonight with me and the boys?"

B) "does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?"

[SuperStrik9]

Lahey is pure lawls on this show.

[KevlarNinja]

What in the fuck is happing?

[prideofusa50]

Lahey's 6 is my 20

[DreamloreDegenerate2]

its funny cause patrick swayzes dead

[damiiRx]

Hey look bubs its Amernacans

[TheRhetoric11]

Randy: Mr. Leahy, is this you talking or the liquor?

Mr. Leahy: Randy .....I am the liquor

[Emonic154]

Canada FTW

[Whiskey61]

The way he pronounces swayze express makes me laugh everytime and i've seen it like 500 times. its magical

[U238andaquarter]

@Whiskey61 traaayzees prprcxpress bus

[HuskyWolfy]

@U238andaquarter XD!

[TracNicful]

Lmao----Awesomeness

[chetnikman]

u cant smuggle ciggs on a mass order. thats illegal

[ExOfficerJimLahey]

I NEED THE TRAYZES PREXPRESS BUS!

[BitchBeTrollinHard]

@ExOfficerJimLahey i think he says bust not bus

[rapideye97]

Ricky's shirt's are awesome.

[djmccoy23]

5 people didn't get to meet Patrick Swayze.

[dudewhyfi]

lol i like how at the start rick mentions tobacco??? it'll be the day when that's illegal too..

[Killz0mbies]

@dudewhyfi They did a deal dope for cigarettes, probably illegal cigarettes, too.

[blitzflame08]

hahhaahha =D

[vladodelija4life]

il let the liqour do the thinking bobandy...

[skatmanbb]

R.I.P patrick swayze

[TOSportsFan1990]

I'm amazed how all the actors didnt break down laughing while recording all these scenes

[bobofloblaws]

10 is dead from alcohol poisoning.

[ontariobuds]

"there's no drugs and no tobacco! it's gone, it's over, you missed it, you'rte stupid, so go the fuck home"

xD

[0megamanX]

I'm a 7 out of 10 right now lololololol. would be lahey's 1 out of 10probably

[DrPoon]

The 6 out of 10 line almost threw me out of my chair

[hurtinkids]

canada ftw

[MrZombieZeb]

criminalzz. com

[Haneluca]

5 people have never reached 6 out of 10.

[evanevanevan33]

the trazies brexpress bus !

[Stananalol]

Ricky's reaction at 0:41 is priceless!

[rankalot]

I asked my girl how drunk she was once, she replied 50/20... No joke.. It's all my friends say now when they're drunk...

[jbalancetf3]

Laheys 6 would be my 36!!!

[CPaiZ17]

This is fuckin hilarious! I started saying this around my friends when we were drinking and now its the most common expression amongst us when were drunk

[user98xp]

@CPaiZ17

How in the hell does that work?

[godofm60]

There no drug buster i need the trazyprprexpress

[cm2dude]

If I eat and drink the right things, maybe oneday, Lahey's six will be my 3.

THIS IS A CHALLENGE.

[TalonWolf]

@cm2dude Liquor balls and rum?

[cm2dude]

@TalonWolf Beer counts as a grain, right?

[TalonWolf]

@cm2dude Liquid bread, aye =)

I remember watching a deleted scene where Lahey dipped rolled up balls of bread into liquor then ate them... Can't seem to find it though - should go for that idea :P

[TalonWolf]

@cm2dude Found it! Not quite as I remembered it, but I was probably baked...

youtube.com/watch?v=RteVj0Uvel­E&feature=related

Liquorball sandwiches ^_^

[ski4life19]

@extremehunter1996 -1

[olddeuteronomy]

The hilarious thing is, I go to school in Nova Scotia and the 1 to 10 Drunk Scale is pretty popular.

[xXHeadTrIpXx1]

theres NO drugs and NO tabbaco its gone u missed it your stupid so go the fuck home!

[sods12]

ahahah classic 

[Deerail]

"Lizzen, I..If there's no international drug buzture, juz, I need duh Trayzeez Brookspress Bus. That way Randy and me get to split 50 grand and we get to meet Patrick Swayze! Cuz we're big fans of his Ricky!"-

[ShaneThompson94]

" if theres no international drug bust charges, i need the trayzes precs- breath- bus" LOL

[blimkie]

haha fucking awesome

[soldatmesteren]

Brilliant.

[D119heavy]

". . . I am the Liquor"

hahahah fuckin Lahey, god I love this show

[etniesannex05]

would have loved to see a 10 out of 10 drunk, before season ended

[warnerve420]

@etniesannex05 Watch "Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys". That's pretty damn close to a 10.

[etniesannex05]

@warnerve420 seemed like a non-crazy drunk though.... Watched it way before, didn't like the episode much....

[FlingBoogers]

one of the best ever! How drunk r u? ah... 6/10.

[stryka000]

this is without of doubt the funniest tv moment ever

[RazrHack]

"If there's no international drug bust charges, I need the trayzeBrookspressbus."

[justgiver91]

60 of alberta premium +12 gauge shotgun + crazy drunk trailer park supervisor = shiticane

[hurtinkids]

@justgiver91 a 40 would just be a shitstorm



[extremelyfatass]

@justgiver91 As lahey says thats a dirty drink, fuckin still feelin the effects of it from last night :(

[StuRaz]

@extremelyfatass Then it's not really any different from any other hangover is it?

[extremelyfatass]

@StuRaz nope its much worse xD. Beer I don't get a hangover and same with spiced rum.

[vancouverdogdowncast]

traziezpurkspresbus

[KarenGadon]

ahahahhaa 6/10 is fucked up

[codystrung]

actually he says "6,7 to 10", which makes it much more hilarious

[GuerillianUnion]

@codystrung

i didnt notice that at first thats fuckin makes even better

[shane013088]

@codystrung no he definitely says 6 out of 10 youre deaf.

[uioer]

@shane013088 i agree

[mheatwole18]

we quote because we love the comedy 6 outa 10!!!!!!

[davjconn]

Quotations are funny "officer cock-knuckles and officer dick-lock"

TPB is genius because of it's Quotable dialogue

So if you like TPB, then repeat you'r heart out. If not...Knock-Knock

[RonMailbox]

We need the Swaziexpressbus!

[ImmerWeddinger]

"quoting is not funny" hahaha

[darkt3]

quoting is not funny

[TheKturner05]

@darkt3 quoting is win

"6 out of 10"

[kuebert]

@darkt3 quoting is not funny

[rootvalue]

@darkt3 MY GOD YOU ARE SO RIGHT. I have no fucking idea why people repeat exactly what I just watched, OR SOMETHING BEFORE I'VE HAD THE CHANCE TO WATCH IT.

Everyone, you're fucking annoying, and you're not FUNNY, though the quote may be.

[/roid rage]

[SunnyvaleLife]

Frig off!!

[rootvalue]

@SunnyvaleLife: thanks so much, man. :)

I appreciate your humorous response. Take care.

[thelastrunner]

trayzeeprixpressbus

[xxxBleedWellxxx]

HOW FUCKIN' DRUNK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!

[MrBad357]

swazaexpressbus lol

[bugsley101]

priceless

[ricster44]

lmfao the Trayze Supspress Bus..0:36 on is fkin hilarious

[TeHRuNeScApEGuY100]

Classic TV moment.

[YaMumYaNanYaGran]

Laheys 6 would be my 20.

[ifimlyinimbryan]

@YaMumYaNanYaGran hmmmm where did ya get the idea for that comment ya fucking stupid fucking unoriginal cunt

[YaMumYaNanYaGran]

Wow. Someone get the happy bear some honey! Whats wrong? Haven't cut yourself today. Take a Valium or something.

[ifimlyinimbryan]

@YaMumYaNanYaGran who did you steal that one from??

[YaMumYaNanYaGran]

@ifimlyinimbryan Your mum.

[DreamloreDegenerate2]

@YaMumYaNanYaGran the ultimate death

[xJuzCallMeGREENx]

Theres no drugs and no tabacco its gone its over you missed it your stupid so go the fuck home lol Ricky is so funny

[jamesdutoit]

Thanks, ksbaxter. I watched this about a dozen times before I figured out what he was saying! That's awesome!!!

[Oisterboy]

Rofl, we use the 1-10 drunk scale all the time!

Except I think Laheys 6 would be my 10 hahaha.

[shane013088]

theres a video of it right up top, you dont need to repeat the dialogue in text.

[gandumaster69]

And you don't need to be a fucking post Nazi either. If the man wants to post the dialogue, let him fucking post the dialogue.

[LTmattYT]

0:45 PATRICK SWAYZE

[clayman1919]

my fav line from trailer park boys is with bubbles when he tells the bible salesman to go fuck himself.

[necronomonous]

bible salesman: "can you read, my friend?"

bubbles: "that depends... can you go fuck yourself?"

hahahahahahah imo2

[TeHRuNeScApEGuY100]

Ever see Randy do the Bubbles impersonation? Hesays that it's funny

[joshmx28]

What about "Will it fly? Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?"

[faithick]

omf BEST SHOW EVER!!

[Bjrec]

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah­ahaha how fucking drunk are you right now? 6 out of 10..

[cauchyhtb]

this shit river is filled with shit-leeches!

[ksbaxter]

Lahey: "Listen, if there's no international drug bust charges, I need the Trazye bextress bus. That way Randy and Me get to split 50 grand and we'd get to meet Patrick Swazye cause we're big fans of his, Ricky.

(drinks the liquor)

Ricky: How fucking drunk are you right now?

Lahey: 6 out of 10

God I love Lahey for the fucking drunk that he is. lol.

[Derail07]

@ksbaxter Did you type that for the hearing impared?

[ksbaxter]

What are u talking about? I was copying what Lahey said was funny.

[SuperGonggong]

he is acting

[sagamoreboy]

Classic Lahey line! 6 outa 10! hahahahahah!!!!!!

[sagamoreboy]

One of the best lines ever in TPB! 6 out of 10!

[ReRemixedLive]

poor lahey will never meet the swayzinator now :( only the best die

[BlackDahlia13579]

treyze express bus LMFAO

[cadigan45]

patrick swayze is dead.... :(

[yamcha2000]

we need the treseys prickpress bus. Lol, thats like one of my favorite trailer park boys parts.

[rogelead]

The shit river runs through it

[SantaTheEmo]

1ooth rater, lol, TPB FTW ;D

[BrodyV83]

"Your under arrest for grand theft swayze train!"

"YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR GRAND FUCKIN OFFIN!!!"

[BenBC2008]

I need the trazie per spress bus that way me and randy get to spend 50 grand and meet patrick swayze!

[OrkSlayer3434]

Jim Lahey is a fucking drunk and always will be.

[asspirateseseses]

I'm only gonna charge you for stealing the swayze express.

How much time do you get for stealing whatever the F&%@ that is.

HAHA!!!

[CantInjaThisNinja]

fucking lahey... drunk bastard lol...

[FatMort]

his 6 outta 10 would be my 15 outta 10

[VictoryInProgress]

@FatMort because you are FAT! ... see it says so in your name :) ... you fat shithawk ... becarful fatmort ... you dont want a shitacane to come and swoop you from the ground ... oh wait ... thats impossible ... you are bolted down to the ground with all your fat ... but the shithawks will get you ... they've been waiting to shit on ther're prey

[FatMort]

@VictoryInProgress HAHAHAHAHAHAHA actually im not fat, its just a name

[spidery67]

@FatMort of course its k

[vancouverdogdowncast]

traziespurkspressbus

[Matuzy]

whats the name of this episode?

[palmer0985]

final episode

[seahawks2043]

i think its a shit river runs through or something like that

[anonomous576]

RIP DENNY !

[powerfulsamoan]

whos denny?? have i missed something?

[michellec0791]

Denny Doherty played FBI agent Shockneck I think it was...he died before it aired. You know, from the Mamas and the Papas and Theodore Tugboat.

[javelin1010]

2 out of 3 or 7 out of 15

[stillbuggin]

"I need the trazy bextress-bus"

[RobtwonSoup]

thats so good how he says 6 outta ten.

[michellec0791]

and the trayze's express bus.

[SanguisArcangel]

haha

[chrisgarnettFAN2]

if you can listen closely he says 6-7 to 10 but what sucks ths is the last series episode

[seanmaguire007]

lol your right

[option30]

how fucking drunk are you right now?

[darksayese]

get ur ears clean buddy cuz hes say 6 outta 10

[FatMort]

its def. 6 outta 10 man

[OWNGEMASTER1993]

thats how drunk i am right now

[XeroFyre]

trayzespurksprezzbus

[Emanusmell123]

6 out of 10 is the funniest!

fuck man i laughed so hard

[gm2ner]

i need the trazzy gikspress bus...

[stillbuggin]

bahaha so good

[Hebber23]

its gone, its over, you missed it, your stupid, HAHA

[CEASONE77]

man just the way he says ''6 outta 10''

its so fuckin funny but its even funnier when ricky imitates him in the same episode saying ''the swazy trains comin with us julian''that shit made me laugh my ass off!!

[Dalllln]

Funny you mentioned that part about Ricky imitating him, I rewinded that part a buncha times and laughed my fkin ass off

[iwuvjonas08]

lol can you add the whole episode PLEASE?

[iwuvjonas08]

lmao!

"if theres no international drug buster just i need the trazys prexpress bus"

damn laheys hilarious!

[93Hondax2]

6 out of 10!!!!!!!lmao

[mistermuffin420]

BBBAAAAAAAMMM!

[viewer1112]

GREEN EGGS AN HAM!!!

[mistermuffin420]

PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!

[VoxRox1]

What the FUCK are you doing Phil?

[rampmonkeyyyj]

possibly my favorite moment in all of trailer park boys. jesus thats funny hahahaha

[FrankieWoodside]

"I need the trazy's pr-express bus."

Ha! Holy shit that's funny.

[pye0123456789]

this is just awesome

[00Joker7]

Swayze express bus....hahahaha! :)

[caFexpo00]

fuck off

[prozzak2006]

I'm a mother of 4 children and I disapprove this show! too much swearing! there are kids on here you know! ban this show from television!

[DilbyMan]

that's why it has an 18+ rating.  TPB for life!

[billan14]

if you dont like it then dont watch it!