Yeah, I'm a REJECT!!

[JackPot1875]

ILL SUCK YOUR NUTS

[urielwirthful]

it's pretty bad if ppl dnt kno who mary tyler moore is, especially when she co-starred side of Dick Van Dyke, who's famous show 'Diagnosis Murder' is as timeless as 'Murder she Wrote!'

[eirilover17]

Did you ever have it removed? Because that sounds like it was excruciating.

[Poeboi]

TMI Terry LOL! Sounds painful though!

[ratgirl03]

"blasphameist" great word

[elle1991uhc]

Lmao! Fair enough! You were in pain, I'm sure anyone in your condition would have been pissed off about their TV show despite the popes death. At that point, if I was in pain, I probably wouldn't even care about the pope coz I'd feel like I was dying!

[toxinom]

O_O

[LIVandLEX]

oo sounds painful

[patddd]

HAHAH!!!

[ZeroPunkDreamer]

Well your condition was a little to much information for me, but you were in pain! It's a mistake anyone could make....but it's really funny too!

[no1funkydiva]

Nothing like some swollen balls in tight pants! lol

[souixana]

I seriously laughed till I cried. The whole story is just so funny and then when you said I can't believe I just said damn pope LOL!

[fearless05]

you called the tv station that is sooo cool!!

[makar0711]

you made my day: i laughed my ass off :)

[littleorphananime]

OMG, "nut sack"  I fell off my chair laughing!

[sanhelmi]

this was the first video i saw from you, this is the one that made me subscribe, all thanks to the pope and your swollen testicles:DD

[Zipster08]

So, that's what it takes?? Welcome aboard!!!

[CoolDude8675309]

haha

[Diomonte]

I love you.

[bartm03]

the pope is not in not Rome, Vatican city, which is located in Italy, but is technically its own country, and the gray and white smoke is for when they vote on the new pope. after they vote for the new pope, if they're all in agreement on who the pope should be the smoke is white, but if they cant agree, the smoke is gray.

[rantaboutlife]

haha

[MISTYinNC]

LMAO "Nut sack works for me" haha your funny Zip!

[AutisticPsycho]

Zip: WHERE'S MY RHODA!?

CBS Op: Uhh, sir... the Pope died.

Zip: Oh....d'oh! >_<

[Namitaru]

why are you speaking like some kinda teenager, grow up retard

[Zipster08]

Shut up nutjob!! I'm not speaking like a teenager, I'm speaking like a person with some LIFE in them!!

[patddd]

So, Rhoda killed the Pope?

I don't remember that episode Zip...

[Zipster08]

Close enough!!

[patddd]

Damn! I just realized what I wrote there!

Hope I don't get another visit from the Pope Secret Service this time! Is there such an organization?

[Zipster08]

There prolly IS such a thing!! Watch your back!

[patddd]

Amen...

[ZachMan360]

Im Young But DAMN! Your videos rule :)

[sadvipran]

glad i stuck that out. you scared me then started to bore me.... but wow, what a great use of the word damn!

[lmull3]

ouch man! i feel your pain. just this past weekend, i was in the ER for torsion >_<!

[puissse]

that was disturbing

[therebelbrad2k7]

lol real funny

[sanhelmi]

you have an infectious laugh:D

[karldaly81]

Fantastic!

[thischarmingmeg]

heeheehee... pain aside, the part about rhoda and the pope amused me immensely. but what were you doing in rochester?!

[Zipster08]

My band was on tour and that was the town I was in when it happened!

[Darkvirtue9]

i think most of us care more about our balls then the silly Pope dying. Theres always another pope to take his place but we have only one ball sack:)

[arammat]

So you never said how you got rid of the darn condition! Inquiring minds want to know!

[Zipster08]

It's in my latest video!

[robrob2]

Dont take this the wrong way man, but you look a lot like chucky schumer (D-NY). related?

[Benboy99]

You are like a awsome grandpa

[Zipster08]

Works for me!

[thedailyenglishshow]

That's such a funny story. You are a great story teller.

[zackary339]

ouch dude

[DebUSA]

MAR.16 '07

Thank You!!! Your life's embarrassments provide me with much laughter...Sorry =)

[Kristina0326]

LOL AND THE DAMN POPE DIED LMAO. hahahahah I love you.

[aoifeclohessy]

dude you are one of the collest people i have met on you tube!!! im suscribing to you cause you rock!!! and the way you tell the story is actually really interesting!!! rock on!!!

[gratefultobehere]

yea this can happen a lot to tennis players or to young boys that are constantly playing with themselves.... I learned it in school

[janehcho]

You're so charming and entertaining...I'm gonna subscribe.

[Zipster08]

Thanks!!

[JohnyClane]

lol thats too funny :) much love

[craniumbear]

im a reject to!

[funkycowboy]

Did you tell the guy to stop biting so hard on your nuts?

[battim]

rejects!

[PurplexPoodle]

We young people watch your channel because we love you and your embarrasing stories, Zip. ;P No matter if half the shit you talk about was forever before some of our time. XD I wasn't born or even thought about in the 70's. O.o *90's baby* Heck my mom wasn't born until '66. xP Hopefully that problem doesn't come back! < 333

[PeruAndGermany]

funny

[mehhh15]

(/Islam/Judaism,etc) - when any given religion condemns gays to everlasting burning pain and suffering forever and ever. It would seem to me that if I were gay, that irreligiosity/rebellion against religion would be a natural and inevitable rite of passage...

hehe.

Ah, how entertaining it all is.

[mehhh15]

Holy Christ on a stick... I don't know you personally, nor have I watched many of your videos, but something tells me that you just *might* be gay... That being said/assumed, it always blows my mind when a homosexual feels bad for being "sacrilegious" for saying something even remotely offensive to Christianity

[SuctionTesticleMan]

Christianity encourages love for your fellow man over denouncing homosexuality. I'm not a naturally aggressive person, but you have to be a right dickwad to say something like that. Oh and try giving the Bible a read, jeez.

[craniumbear]

cause he doesn't want to needlessly offend people.

[mehhh15]

that Christianity downright abhors homosexuals and sees homosexuality as a sinful choice, which it is not, and thus creates a whole mess of unwarranted suffering.

That's why it's so friggin' ironic.

[drunkensnowgirl]

that was one crazy story lol

[Knorkooli]

Hey i am 28 and i know what tv shows u r talkin about. I am very hurt you would think so little of us younger people

[trademark604]

god you annoy me so much.

[Zipster08]

Maybe you should unsubscribe?

[daylight83]

Zipster don´t let these stupid people get to you your awsome! lots of love :) im actually 24 and love your stories so don´t let these haters get to you :)

[trademark604]

nah i like your stuff its just your voice annoys me...lol

[debbiez112]

Oh My you are so cool....Thanks for sharing... :)

[zerdda]

o.O

[beggy11]

blasphemous! :]

[oOpincushionOo]

Great story. And personally, I would have been more worried about my show than the pope too...but then I'm not religious at all.

[mstrotalot]

hahaha, only you could make a story about the pope and rhoda funny!

[NMSherwin]

hahaha...I LOVE you Zipster!

[Marian52]

Hehe....you're the only person who can start a story about his testicles and end it on the Pope!!! Hahaaaa

[iamSTORMYWATERS]

i dont even have balls or a nutsack and that hurt me just thinkin bout it...love always and give my best to the rest of your family

[JonathonsMom5]

Thanks for sharing! You CRACK me up! Even though I am one of those young ones that is addicted to your Da** channel! Love ya Zipster!

[JeanC38]

Hehehehe, great story Zipster, brought a smile to my face and memories of watching Rhoda and waiting to hear Carlton the Doorman :D

[xDi3hardx15]

I love you <3

[snowskaterjay]

I hope their not the size of basketballs next time :P hahaha

[sabaka2]

Reject side!

Love u r story ^^.

☼Sabaak2☼

[Aphroditejls]

So Zipster, you didn't tell us, did you finally get the surgery to have that problem fixed?

We want to keep you around and kepp you healthy :) xoxo

[shonco]

Not too many stories have swollen balls AND the Pope in them, but somehow you pulled it off Zipster, congrats!

[madelinejoile]

ha I remember Rhoda I loved that show...that was a good story lol

[MissLeviathan13]

haha, i love ya, Zip!

[JohnnyStorm2006]

Check out Яants and Яaves: Renetto, Boh3m3 and Psycho Hurricane on my channel

[linalaughs]

I love your stories!!!

[JustCourt76]

lol You're right..I have no idea who Rhoda was...but it was a funny story :)

[Neogothic]

lol, it's like man period but every two years! lol. Hope it's gone now though =P

Glad I don't have to worry about that...but maybe it might happen...but I sure hope not!

Great story Zip!

[NOONE3NOON]

gross... but funny!

[frankienyc]

Hey Zip, thats a pretty scary nutsack story, hope it never happens to me.. Oh by the way, Im 35 years old and all I can say is "HELLO THIS IS CARLTON YOUR DOORMAN" hahahaa!!

[JoeBobOneHalf]

I wonder who called you...:P

"We've got the biggest...balls of them ALL!!"

[peterskynard]

GREAT BALL'S OF FIRE.

[stzach]

Great story, Zipp; preempting Rhoda for the death of the Pope wasn't fair (and I was raised Catholic -- so I have the privilege of saying this . . .). The Irish nuns would have had us kneeling in front of the television saying rosaries. Ahhh, memories. Thanks!

[todayisagift]

LOL! No offense, but I laughed my ass off watching this video!

[petethedroog]

haha i loved that story! :D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[torigirl35]

aww terry...i'm so sorry...swollen nutters and no rhoda... *sigh*

[RoyalKrush]

being gay is not being a reject zippy!!

[mixedpixel]

you made me smile again, thanks!

[josen02]

Man, Zipster, u always make me smile, all my suport to u man!

[misspositive]

yes you are, blackman :) now zip it

[elohel101]

You're right, it's scrotum. And that has to suck. I used to watch Mary Tyler Moore all of the time as a little kid, but I don't rememeber Rhoda. I don't care though, I just love listening to your stories haha. Keep 'em comin'!

[FreeknNasty]

I think you made every guy who watches you vids wince Zip!

[Stashie06]

Hey, I know about Rhoda! :)

[taylorlovingirl]

So, did you finally get surgery? About the pope thing, don't worry, we all do things like that sometimes.

[lancashiregirl]

The more I watch you Zipster, the more you make me smile. Thankyou

[Dinksmallwood1]

OMG *snicker* *giggle*...

Well, in support of you: You were non compos mentis with hurting balls.

And I think Pope Johannes Paul I. (or was it Paul IV? No idea) didn't miff it. LOL

[TonyDi]

Holy crickey - how did we go from NUTSACK to RHODA to THE POPE in barely 5 minutes. By the way I DO remember Rhoda - loved it too..she was funny. LOVE your wacky stories Zipster but sometimes I need a seatbelt and knuckle protectors...what a rollercoaster ride. But it makes my day, makes me laugh at your vivid memories and keeps me watching. Funny funny stuff.

[misspositive]

black or white smoke. it's black smoke again :) tonydi is right. rollercoaster of a story. but it made me smile. but i don't know who rhoda is? prayers for your funerals, zippy. sorry, hugs

[mansongirl72]

very funny Zip

[oldnag58]

You're one crazy dude. Thank's for the story.

[BMac199]

A story about the Pope and swollen nuts, I love it! You rock Zipster.

[iheartfruit]

haha few things that cracked me up - "nutsack works for me", "i need my rhoda", "blasphemioustist" and sweety, vatican city is where the pope is. i love you so much, terry!!

marianne

xxx

p.s. did you get my message?

[elizard]

I don't believe I have ever heard a story that contain the Pope and swollen balls in it. Very interesting!

[Julsinmaine101]

wow...Zip..thats some really personal info there bud...lmao..hope you don't suffer with that anylonger..:(

[sybil16]

omg..lmao rolling on floor..dahling, that was soooo funny. just thinking of those navel orange size nuts sent shivers up me spine...lol. Rhoda was so good, too...she'd come in: mary, mary...did u ever get your epiditi taken out of your nut sack or not, you didn't say? xoxoxox lol lmao

[g0dbel0w]

Rochester,NY is where I am! :D

[punkrocksknot]

always cracking me up zipster

[egonc]

So I guess back then you were all potatoes and no meat! lol God bless the Pope

[popebenadict16]

really

[thatshotsexy]

Aww man Zip, thats crazy lol. did you ever get the operation?

[kpharloff]

Nice story! My balls hurt for you Zip.

[DunKology]

Haha! You're right Zip - as a member of youth today I shamefully do not know what Rhoda is. =(

But I still love your channel, great story. Really made me burst into laughter! =D

[Bcuz77]

lol hahahaha great video Zip

[PeonysA]

Good story, keep'em coming.

[nycstmarks]

I love Rhoda!

[reelonej]

Great story Zipster but don't leave us "hanging".(Sorry, couldn't resist the pun.) Did you ever have that operation to take care of your chronic medical problem?

[Blankspace321]

Zip that is one funny story thanks for sharing a story like that. I am sure the Pope has no hard feelings. you cant mess with a man's Rhoda.

[princessevee]

You are so amazing Zippy!

[bugsinrug]

Nevermind the Pope...bless his soul....what happened to your...umm..your testicles? LOL. hugs, Chris

[JewelAngel]

O M G ACK!

[WERTY317]

The Pope was a big nut as well!

[dalisdolly]

You really do have the best stories, Zip! Thanks for the early morning chuckle!

[CaramelLipstick]

Priceless!

[TabloidJunk]

lol good vid zip.. you rock!

love these stories.

[Deboka]

Whatchu talkin bout Zipster? I'm 27 and I LOVE Rhoda! Hello...ever heard of NickatNite? lol...

[vamp666babe]

Hahahahaha thats awesome funny!!

[Deboka]

Holy crap, golfballs? lol...bless your heart!

[mrniceguy28431]

Zipster you might want to talk to some producers. I see an after school special here.

[TheaterOfMemory]

That story really had unlikely things put together in it...inflammation, Rhoda, AND the Pope! You are too much :-)

[beachbumde]

Indeed!

[BMPmama698]

Internet connection: $14.95 Youtube subsription: Free Waking up to a story about Zipster's balls and nutsack: Priceless.

[PastaBaby]

Good thing you are not female. We have plenty of plumbing stories that are TMI.

[birchtree29]

Yeah ok then Zip all the young ones like me won't watch anymore! =P I love your stories Zip!

[itsonlymejosh]

My friend Craig had that nut problem a couple years ago. He never went to the doc though. He just walked around bow legged for a week and I spend the entire time laughing at him. He didn't think it was funny though. I'm mean like that sometimes though. Makes my sack hurt just thinking about it - LOL. Take care Zippy

[ItalianStallionette]

Ohhhh man....that's funny Zip!

[Zipster08]

There's always one to follow!!

[angel1895]

its a scrotum love... lol

[dontmakemesing]

I loved Rhoda, too!!!  Lova ya, man! Sandy xoxoxoxo

[gingerhead45]

fyne then zip all us young people wont watch u then!

[LeSaMilano]

I loved Rhoda Morgenstern!! I can't believe they preempted a Rhoda broadcast for the pope!!

[welcomestranger]

nutsacks and dead popes... what more could you want from a vid?? :D

[dontmakemesing]

well said!

[BMPmama698]

Zipster..for once I'm speechless. Well, not speechless, but everything that I can think of to say is dirty so I'll just keep my mouth closed :) Love ya!

[JohnnyStorm2006]

By the way, Zipster, those comments weren't towards you or your video, just a response to DanC video about Ben begging.

[JohnnyStorm2006]

That was pathetic. I had a lot of respect for Ben (Boh3em3), but as you see, after the "As one Gathering", they all had a change of personality. They have become to big for their britches. Renutto disappears, Mr Saftey/Nickynic...weird lame videos.

First Argent009 begged, now I think they all will start to. But, think..it could be a plea for comments and views. Good video DansdC.

[FridgidBarbie]

Agree re: Boh3m3 but do you really think Nicynics last video was lame? I thought it was one of his best yet.

[DogSeeker1987]

Zipster, do you still get bed-ridden from this "chronic illness?"

Either you took a nasty kick in the nuts in the past or this is....this is a harsh genetic trait.

Harsh genetic traits, I can't even freaking see, so you're still higher on the food chain than I. :-)

[suzimar57]

another funny story! with the unlikeliest combination: testicular disease, rhoda (yes , used to watch it then, too!) and the pope dying - your stories should come with a disclaimer: "WARNING: DO NOT WATCH WITH A MOUTH FULL OF COFFFEE!" - yep, i'm sending this to my sister - she can use a laugh!

[samsarajade]

'damn pope' you're getting REALLY good at this blasphemy thing ;) lol!

[halfcorrective]

Psh. Us young people remember Rhoda because of wonders such as Nick at Nite. Quit hatin'!

[GettingLouder]

Thats it, I will never be able to look at a navel orange again with out thinking of your balls....

[BlackSabbath90]

LOL

[spillingblue]

RHODA TOTALLY RULED!!! I remember! And Rhoda was WAY better than the pope!

[reddropdrop]

golf balls aren't so big! :P

[rextangle]

LMAO!!! I love your stories Zip! Great, great stuff! LOL

[musxlvr2]

*ouch!!* Zip! I hope this is no longer a problem for you! And nalts is right, any story containing the pope, rhoda and your nutsack all in one can't be beat! By the way insidethemusicbox11, when Rhoda was on prime time, there was no such thing as Nick at Night! :) There was ABC, CBS and NBC and MAYBE PBS. I know! I was there :)

[princessbrit222]

the pope died on my birthday.

[russell56443]

Damn,I used to watch Rhoda too lol!!

I love Cloris Leachman,remember she got her own show too after that!!!

Damn Zippy,that sounds horrible by the way,I always wanted bigger balls but not that way LOL!!!!

[nalts]

I challenge anyone to make a video using Rhoda, the pope, and testicals all in the same story. BTW- if the pope loved you he would have chosen to die another day of the week.

[Dozzer]

Lol thanks a bunch zippy now i'll be dreaming about your nutsack all night =P

[nathew]

zip, you're going to NYC on 7/7/07, right? i hope to make it myself, and meeting you would be awesome.

[Zipster08]

I'm THERE!

[Montagraph]

Mr. Zipster, I am sure that everyone has had a something like that happen to them. Excluding those Navel Oranges in the pants! How funny, hurts so good, huh? Lmao!!!

[Joan3424]

Ahhh.... Rhoda ... thanks for the mammaries! Errr... I mean testicles!