Michael McIntyre describes his children's bedtime

[LilMizUnPerfect16]

The bit about the death threats. I almost PMSL "put ur coat on" "i dont wanna put my coat on" "if u dont put ur coat on, u will get neumonia and die" "*gasp* sorry daddy" too funny XD xx

[mads2868]

Reminds me of my dad!!! Lol

[EurovisionJess]

I just realised i don't use my bristol accent to its advantage lol :)

[Sunsetsmiles3]

Lol at 3:44 I was falling of my bed laughing

[misstookl]

LMFAO!! :D

[TafficWire]

5:19 .............................

[IJJoshtechhelp]

did anyone else go see the bedtime stories after watching

[van1296essa]

His hair is like a bloody l'oreal advert

[08khanu1]

hahahah

[smiliestarscooters]

Michael McIntyre is a beastie legend

[LittleBlueScorchio]

Come on little'uns, watch Cbarbrrs!

[TurboKisses]

what shampoo does he use. his hair is fascinating

[DramaQueenVampire]

WTF was there a childs voice in that :/

[reincarnatedman]

@DramaQueenVampire Yes, open mic. 

[MirrorOnTheWallXx]

''Monday; Hello.' :D

''Friday; Aright..'' -.-

[TheExtra682]

when i have kids,im going to constantly tell them they will die :L

[alvinenix93]

@alvinfan1000 thank you for your support of me.

[alvinfan1000]

Michael McIntyre: Aw! Night Night

Son: I'm still awake

Michael McIntyre: AEWURGWUYRGQW

[reincarnatedman]

@alvinfan1000 I love the way you spell that ... ;-)

[xxmeangirlsloverxx]

I'm still creasing at the death threats!

'if you don't put your coat on, you'll get pneumonia, and die.'

Wetting myself xD

[Babee367]

FIVE MINUTES!

[DiannaColfer]

i thought the kids story was in the audience, i was like, CRAP, they're some loud kids!

[sarahbob1996]

"And you will die...." cant breathe ha ha ha ha ha

[sirmryazza]

love the screensaver at the end

[reincarnatedman]

@sirmryazza PM me and you can have the wallpaper

[amzyangel92]

I love him :) I really do x

[totochick23]

i am going insane because there is a little voice at 2:26- 2:30 IT IS FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT. please someone tell me they hear it too?!

[reincarnatedman]

@totochick23 I left a mic open, new to the software, my daughter speaks. Sorry to freak you out ... ;-)

[INNATEHUMAN]

@reincarnatedman SORRY, JUS NOSY, WHAT SHE SAY?

[reincarnatedman]

@INNATEHUMAN dunno, wasn't listening, was laughing at MM ... probably nothing important ...

[DannieShaw1990]

@reincarnatedman Thank you for the heads up, if I hadn't read this I would've been very creeped out XD

[kepone405]

@reincarnatedman oh well, very suitable on Michael's subject :P

[Carto0n7]

@totochick23 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ool.. i didn't wanna think about it.. i got scared

[bakerisballin]

@totochick23 LMAO Scared the shit out of me too.

[Darkseraphim101]

@totochick23 little voice? what are you talking about? i heard just Michael McIntyre, are you sure you re not on something?

[freemanstubey]

@Darkseraphim101 no, its there very faintly in the background, but its still there.

[SeriousGamer2009]

@totochick23 IT IS THE CHILD OF THE UPLOADER AND ISN'T A PROBLEM UNLESS YOU ARE A PEDANTIC FUCK!

See? I can be stressed on YouTube about pointless things, too!

[totochick23]

@SeriousGamer2009 chill, I know it's a child now, because I commented and the uploader replied. That's also how you know too.

[pepperminttea42]

It's times like this I wonder if Michael McIntyre should have had children...

[HJHornby]

lololol found his bedtime story on youtube lolololol understands hy he gets pissed of :P

[jaijainagra]

/watch?v=JHVyro05N6M&feature=r­elated

The Bedtime Story :P This stand-up is so accurate.

[RaeRae11556]

GO TO SLEEP! DONT YOU MESS WITH... GO TO... CLOSE YOUR...

Coz you have to remind them how it works.

CLOSE YOUR EYES, AND GO TO SLEEP!!

[CynicalVision]

Who else searched for his book reading video after watching this? :3

[RaeRae11556]

CAN YOU NOT INTERRUPT MR PENGUIN?!

[MirrorOnTheWallXx]

Go to sleep, you selfish little shit! x3 Gotta lurveee him!! <3

[206151]

QUINTIN TARANTINO 1:02 !!??

[cherrie91100]

CLOSE YOUR EYES AND GO TO SLEEP XD

[cherrie91100]

XD love him so much!!! Who the hell disliked this?????

[k3rrin3]

You never love your children more than when they're unconscious but still breathing..

[95KathyC]

if you dont go to bed i will personally kill you iv got a plan and an alabi hahahaha i laughed so much at that lol

[BoDuke1231]

My favorite part was 5:36 and after. Nah, I liked it all.

[pohoward]

This is fantastic words cant describe how talented he is can't wait to see him in October 2012 :)

[reincarnatedman]

Hmmm ... I wonder if the opening of his 2011 Xmas show is on YouTube yet. HIL-ARIOUS!

[reincarnatedman]

It is. How wonderful.

/watch?feature=player_detailpa­ge&v=70XfGDfNq0o#t=13s

[Randomfan96]

Actually crying with laughter :')

[reincarnatedman]

@Randomfan96 Me too, time after time ...

[FlameFeathers]

His bedtime routine reminds me of my mothers

[Randomfan96]

One of the best comedians around..Mr.Michael Mcintyre :)

[Brulszd]

Haha at 0:13 I was turning up my volume and thought the volume thing was broke lmao :P

Anyway this is hilarious, thanks for uploading :)

[fromoxfordwithluv]

oh god i love this !! hahahaha this is almost what really happens when i put my neice and little sister to bed ha !

[Pavsta1992]

/watch?v=Y2_VVmGJkZc&feature=r­elated hehe

[friday123ify]

lol



[SayHolaSunglasses]

Michael McIntyre would be the best dad ever....death threats aside :S

So funny!!!

[TheBritainbabe]

u selfish selfish!.........LITTLE SHIT!

[iv180]

I can't imagine him angry.

[KarateKat1000]

IF U DONT GO TO SLEEP U WILL GET NO SLEEP , BE TO TIRED TO EAT, NO EATING LEEDS TO STARBATION AND STARVATION WILL MAKE U DIE! so always sleep ;)

[phaabpheebz197]

"If you don't got to sleep I will personally kill you; I've got a plan and an alibi."

[MegaPENGUIN5]

this makes my userame even more special

[RacingDriver12]

children's bedtime

[klayzer1010]

@reincarnatedman 4:30 the intro to Echoes (Pink Floyd)?

[reincarnatedman]

@klayzer1010 Yup

[oldrepublicdude]

"go to sleep, you selfish selfish little shit" XD pmsl you are the comedy god

[missmollycullen]

=) lol couldn't stop laughing!

[SPower2810]

I love his 'little child walk'!



[freestylefurby]

Guy at 1:03 looks just like Quentin Tarantino

[PurpleSmilexx]

ahhh don't you just love his baby voice !

[Beckley7890]

god bless him! x

[MrCagdas1]

lol lmfao

[InsanicManiac]

@reincarnatedman haha that's okay. It made me laugh anyway and I appreciate you posting the clip up, so thankyou.

[AriesIreland]

I wonder if the social workers have checked into his home life yet........

[iPhebe]

It's actually true! Here's the link to the episode with Mr.Penguin... Haha

/watch?v=JHVyro05N6M&feature=r­elated

[TheSausageBanana]

I spent the last two hours watching this. :D

[MuziekFan1995]

Omigod, I love him =).

[rosieacrocombe]

this man should be a god

[JesterGrrl98]

@rosieacrocombe this man IS a god.

[njcrox]

the bit at the end when he impersonates the kids :L

[Musicislife2407]

lmao omg! "go to sleep! you selfish....selfish little shit....close your eyes!" LMAO!!!! hahahahaaha

[EmmaAdams1]

@TheTradge the person is recording this on a camera and is playing it on BBC i player. at 2:26, the maker of this clip's mum and little sister get recorded aswell because they are loud enough to get heard. am i right reincarnatedman?

[reincarnatedman]

@EmmaAdams1 You are almost right ... I was grabbing it with some software on a MacBook, not a camera, bt otherwise right.

Enjoy your wallpaper.

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[EmmaAdams1]

@reincarnatedman Ahh i will Thanks Its amazing

[EmmaAdams1]

nice home screen :D

[ChelseaJadee14]

And you will die :'D<3<3

[ExoticChickenzz]

am i the only one who thinks he would be an unreal actor?

[CrissCross407]

You selfish, selfish little SHIT!

[xlilxmissxitalyx]

Director: CUT! Michael can you not take the piss?

Michael: CAN YOU NOT INTERRUPT MR PENGUIN?!

[villevn]

xD

[wks1978]

McIntyre is a comic genius. Not rude, not offensive, not controversial, not radical.

Just incredibly funny.

30 years go a talent like this would have been much more successful!

[MrJammybob1]

See the dislike bar. Me neither.

[aaron9099]

And you'll DIE

[bresco8901]

I was laughing so hard when he said u selfish little shit

LOL

[TheGirlyGal98765]

like if you cant see the dislike bar;)

[smalltalkful]

Like if you're going to click on "CeBeebies bedtime stories: Micheal Mcintyre" next

[woodster2812]

Funny

[blackmissspoon]

CBEEBIES. OMG SUCH A DON.

[TomKennyIsLovely]

"FIVE MINUTES!"

He is hilarious. I laugh at everything he says!

[pinkymaxmoon]

Go to bed...

I dont want to go to bed...

If you don't go to bed I will personally kill you.. I have a plan and a knife.....

[TheJucieeLuciee]

Aww look what we made .... I'M STILL WAKE! GO TO SLEEP!

[SkateboardIssie]

Good, I love him

[TheBubbleBathMonster]

I thought there was a person hiding in my cupboard!

[Micromusecut]

"I´m still awake"

" GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HAhahahahahahhHAHAHHAAA I thought I´d laugh my self unconsious heheheheeheee!!!!

[jessibeeandkatiekins]

i am michael is not my dad :D x

[NERD9054]

why click the video if you're gonna dislike it? you must know you won't like him...

[toriandpalomax]

@doctorwho35 yes. XD

[la4france]

Fml I've laughed so much I may have a six pack :')

[mikhailr13]

Id never heard of Michael McIntyre until I saw him in TopGear. Laughed my head off. Now cant stop laughing at the vids on Youtube. So good.

[hismajesty653]

@mikhailr13 really? you haven't seen him on britain's got talent? lol

[blueovaltrucks]

can you not interrupt mr. penguin? haha

[Chloeee66]

You Will Diee!

[AlwaysThere4YouX]

Yeah that's pretty much how it goes in my family too... And I'm 13!!!

[00BeachGirl001]

One of the best jokes xD

[joystixxify]

oh my freakin god, that guy makes me laugh like no one else. FIIIIVE MINUTES!!!

[talkingbowl]

This guy ought to narrate the British audio book of "Go the Fuck to Sleep."

[reincarnatedman]

@doctorwho35 and @SuperMoominMama - I wasn't experienced at using the grab software (8^d)=

[doctorwho35]

@reincarnatedman Ok fair enuf lol... keep practicing lmao :P

[Noodlepup]

"Come on little 'uns---watch Cbarburs!"

[SuperMoominMama]

@doctorwho35 Thank God you did too, I thought I made contact with the other side for a minute.

[CandyYum96]

4:38-5:38 was definitely the best part.

[Demionium]

"you selfish, selfish shit"

i died at that part

[benlroberts2]

FIVE MINUETS!

[TheDharmawheel]

i have never laughed so hard!

[MissBowler1998]

i cant stop laughing lol so funny

[JazzLolipop]

"I have a plan and an alibi!"

[r4ng3hustle]

I love how Michaels videos never have thumbs down

[superwilldonaghue]

My top two comedians are

1 : Lee Evens

2 : Micheal McIntyre they are the best two I think!

[christinaxyeahx7]

@superwilldonaghue same for me 2 :D

[suzieblue1984]

@superwilldonaghue 100% AGREE!! :-)

[Nymphetamiine01]

you selfish selfish little shit

OMG XD

[TheAnnaGurlisBack]

Can you not interpupt Mr.Penguin

[KiaraLioness]

I found mr penguin:') /watch?v=JHVyro05N6M

[FailWinVids]

"GO TO SLEEP! YOU'RE NEVER ASLEEP!... Night, night!" LMAO! XD

[dwflank]

And you will die!! LOL

[lennonliv101]

was laughing throughout QUALITY, 'you never love your children more than when they're unconscious but still breathing

[EmmaAshleyLOVE]

Best. Guy. Ever.

[reincarnatedman]

He is funny. I liked this : youtube.com/watch?v=uVZVLIcsqg­Y

[messymare96]

This is class! :D

[reincarnatedman]

He is performing in Bristol (by way of explanation of the dialect jokes) to warm up the audience for his first guess. Great stuff.