All Nighter '09: Beef Gurewitch

[Pigeoninja334]

This was my first Hardly Working

[musicfan1107]

"Why are you still saying words?" I need that on a shirt! 

[MooncrestV2]

Whats wrong with Amir, he eats shit worse than this.

Chicken Nuggets.

[hardiharhar1]

THE EXACT SAME TOP COMMENT



[TGJEEVAS]

@hardiharhar1 Don't even try it, you unoriginal attention seeking piece of shit.

[highbyalchohol]

basukuttopore, what does that mean?

[Iam18seriouslyright]

I'll be sleeping with my lights on from now on.

[atadsatirical]

wait did he say it was a baby?

[classicrockmann]

What the fuck, Dan? lol

[rockets333222]

THE EXACT SAME TOP COMMENT

[dAntheredalien]

i need to throw up. badly

[bamwolol]

better than blue waffle



[Davedude111]

2:42 - 2:46, pat trying not to laugh, hahahaaaa

[ThomasTheBanana]

@YoungBrave2006 Bravo, sir.

[Latisjanne]

is this why anorexia exists?

[Soxman111]

What did i just watch

[YoungBrave2006]

Great, now I'm craving Paul Bunyan butt rape.

[Craigluver809]

Thank you college humor, I didnt have any nightmares for tonight but you just gave me one!

[RussiasNumber1]

i want some beef gurwich

[loopyninjaful]

smells like vagina and paint!

[Davedude111]

2:42 - 2:46 pat's face hahahaha he can't keep it straight

[1patrickryan]

THE EXACT SAME TOP COMMENT

[thevilkitty616]

@1patrickryan the one that got more likes copied the other look at the time posted

[Flyspit187]

@1patrickryan not anymore!

[SgtPepper613]

Lol

[THEGEORGEDUDE13]

this should have an age restriction

[tedzothegreat]

@THEGEORGEDUDE13 BUT BEEF GUREWITCH IS A COMMUNAL EXPERIENCE

[supatroopamariofail]

Fruit rollup?

[MyComicStyle]

Being either Jake or Amir in this video is simply put THE HORROR!!

[981SHAWN]

If u didnt understand this video at all well........ur not alone

[MyComicStyle]

@981SHAWN It's simple, really. Dan and Kevin are evil assholes :D

[TBomb15]

did they seriously dye slices of roast beef blue?

[alexhan6]

@TBomb15 No, they made Beef Gurewitch.

[10litai]

Dan is the best xD

[anthony21266]

LOLOL WANTILDO

[fkjetfox]

kevin reminds me of motherbrain from super metroid

[LAsWeirdest]

Hoo!

<3 from LA.Liz

[MSoulMaster]

This is my 1st time seeing Amir suffering

[MrNoDerp]

this is fucked up

[aballar5]

"Honestly Dan, honestly? Fuck you!

[MyComicStyle]

@aballar5 I love that part

[nodsib]

Just curious how you would know that Sam?

[yourtuber111]

i was eating while watching this video. worst idea ever.

[UberFenix]

That guy at the end scared the shit out of me

[felineshadow0221]

was this kevins payback video or something?

[smoothhacker666]

what the hell

[MrCboyRR]

close your eyes from 2:17-2:28.

[BalmungSama0]

@MrCboyRR ...I hate you. >_>

[camobeast100]

378 people had to eat Beef Gurewitch.

[Kustar10]

I will give you one number, 5, that is all.

[CHSoloHeart]

what the fuck was that

[jongmagee]

now seeing this, i understand the second one a lot better lol

[donniedarkodevotte]

Man, I picked the wrong video to watch while tripping!

[nicolebuena06]

"HONESTLY, DAN, HONESTLY, FUCK YOU!"

[BlueBurryPimp]

I cover all my cuisine in folded trash bags now.....maybe college humor has too much of an influence on my life.....NAAAAHH. ON TO JAKE AND AMIR!

[HaremuKingu]

Sam knows what Vagina smells like. Either he always gets the ladies, or he has a vagina

[PopaGreg]

HOO!



[AlexxRose13]

...This video is a beautiful, beautiful abomination...

[DeathnoteBB]

the fuck is Dan's shirt japanese?

[DeathnoteBB]

So this is where it came from

[Silivrin1]

I never thought it was possible to love a video, but hate it so god damn much....

[camobeast100]

I meant 1:04

[camobeast100]

1:14 I lol'ed so hard.

[TheSnowii]

@Payka92 still dont you think there are new users everyday?

like a 12 year old getting his first computer?

[MegaKratos234]

they made another one called beef guerwitch returns

[MarbalTm]

@Payka92 What about 7 year olds that just heard about YouTube?

[musicfan1107]

"If you have the Pea soup, make sure you eat it before it eats you"

[otrebobz144]

WAIT. WANTILDO WAS HERE, WATCHING THE ORIGINAL BEEF GUREWITCH?

That's probably why she went and made a Beef Stronganoff Gurewitch Casserole Gurewitch later on!

[NagaFrogzilla]

did they use oatmeal for vomit??

[themutantgerbil]

i think i was just violated

[MichaelMaleszyk]

skip from the begining to 0:00 and u'll be like wtf?

[iantubeyou12321]

@MichaelMaleszyk you saw that was the top rated comment on the other video so you posted it here for thumbs up. faggot

[MichaelMaleszyk]

@iantubeyou12321 what other vid?

[moekanz]

they should have had amir eating it normally as if he really enjoyed it :D

[professoroctagonapus]

pressing 5= honestly fuck u

[Krystaelll]

what the fuck did I just watch....

[NATASHAPESTKA94]

it smells like vagina and ... paint

[wowmachinimamakerman]

blue pastami?

[IsHeDied]

Good old huh....gotta miss it.

[fadence]

VAGINA AND PAINT, MY FAVOURITE!

[TehUltimateSnake]

@fadence

google

art lessons that stick

[stillusescrayons]

Don't you think they would run out?

[MikeNimmoRules]

2:17, and that's why Amir wasn't there when Beef Gurewitch returned.

[kingpain71]

This is something Amir would do....

[wellthatstoobad]

I'm catching up because I don't know what the hell Beef Gurewitch Returns is about

[Juoplify]

Kevin = Most fucked up laugh of all time

[mitch1171]

BLUE WAFFLE!

[CameronLockhartTV]

im watching this cause i just watched it return and wanted to know what it was about

[rsk8abletv]

@CameronLockhartTV n00b

[CBSatellite]

seriously? this is absolutly disturbing

[TheSnowii]

@JD9311 for fucks sake i knew this would happen!

fuck off you gay thumb whore

[JD9311]

@TheSnowii It's YouTube, DEAL WITH IT. I welcome haters! Mostly because of how stupid and unoriginal their replies are :P

[TheSnowii]

@JD9311 LOL

my comments are stupid and unoriginal?

"Thumbs up if *Something obvious*

i feel pity for people who do that i mean how desperate can you be for some thumbs?

you must be a nerd that wants some attention

[JD9311]

@TheSnowii Frankly i dont know why you even bothered replying. shows how much you care :P thanks for the attention =3

[TheSnowii]

@JD9311 got a bit of anger issues

tried to ignore but just cant

[JD9311]

@TheSnowii I think most trolls have anger issues so that's normal. And besides, you of all people should know that a lot A LOT of people do what I just did. It's a part of youtube culture so get over it (^_^)

[TheSnowii]

@JD9311 youtube culture?

alot of people are desperate for thumbs so they say "thumb up if"

and than new users come(there are alot each day)and thumb because they think its a new thing or something

but im an old user

and damn that pisses me off

[JD9311]

@TheSnowii cool story bro. all i'm saying is that thumbs are part of youtube now so either deal with it or just keep trolling every time you see the words "thumbs up." if you choose the latter, good luck because almost EVERY SINGLE video has them! /end pointless conversation with troll

[Camposkpo]

@TheSnowii We all DO... but you have to ignore it.

[Camposkpo]

@JD9311 I find your answer as a challenge, my dear...

You know what the problem is? It's just that YouTube will never aknowledge anyone because of their thumb ups. If you're THAT desperate on having some attention, you should really keep uploading those videos like the one you got three years ago with the beta test. But then again... you're not smart enough to see the obvious.

[JD9311]

@Camposkpo You know, I would post more videos, but 3 years is a LONG time. I've grown out of those games and, frankly, I don't care for 'em. I find it funny that one simple and generic comment, that THOUSANDS of others have probably done, got this much acknowledgement, and for that I thank you. Also, I REALLY don't give a FUCK about thumbs. My original comment was just to see if it would stir things up and I thought it would be funny. But hey, why should you even care when even I don't?

[Camposkpo]

@JD9311 Actually I didn't care at all... I just found funny to try to go over the "unoriginality" you mentioned =)

[JD9311]

@Camposkpo Well that's great! Not very unoriginal though since I've seen many comments that said "make more videos if you want attention" ;)

[Camposkpo]

@JD9311 Then let's try another thing *Takes a list out*... OK, maybe I've got nothing... but let me tell you this. If you keep doing that, I'll have to kidnap Nyan Cat and make Amaterasu eat him! Ha! Not tell me that wasn't original!

[JD9311]

@Camposkpo That's original, I'll give you that, but WHICH Amaterasu?

The goddess? the black flames? the wolf? Fail Specificity =)

[Camposkpo]

@JD9311 Well... It's not that I care, actually. I only wanted to be original =D

[JD9311]

@Camposkpo I think we've established that no one cares about anything. /attention span lost

[Camposkpo]

@JD9311 That, sir... makes us awesome (?)

[TechnicallyTechnical]

Kevin kinda reminds me of a young jeremy clarkson

[MastaBlastaS99]

press 9 for orgasm

[shimattaneko]

Well "Beef Gurewitch" sounds disgusting already

[1990GreenDay2009]

Don't they realize the doors don't have locks on them? If they do they lock from the inside

[iLiKeCeRe]

Best quotes from this vid:

"The fuck is wrong with you? It's 5:30 in the morning!"

"Smells like vagina and paint."

"Why are you still saying words?"

"Honestly Dan honestly fuck you!"

"I've locked the doors! Beef Gurewitch is a communal experience!"

[graff069]

smells like vagina and paint



[bw1ck]

HONESTLY DAN HONESTLY FUCK YOU

[3432409]

now i get the new one :D

[SuperBananaLand]

Lol?

[xXthecrazymeXx]

it wouldve been better if kevin hadnt been wearing a shirt

[villasixx]

SO. MUCH. OATMEAL

[thegreatpiggy]

How come every college humor puke looks like oatmeal

[Waazam]

any one know where my roast beef bacon pineapple and blue die are? OH DAMN YOU GUREWITCH

[iLiKeCeRe]

Dan: I hope your tummies are growling. :)

Pat: The fuck is wrong with you it's 5:30 in the morning?!

[jag1762010]

Smells like vagina and... paint

[adept91]

Post the sequal.

[iLiKeCeRe]

Streeter: Honestly Dan, honestly. FUCK YOU!

[SwaggeddOut]

@1:24 Jizzzzzzzzzzzz Momentttt !!!!!

[Mrsongcoverman]

it's looks like blue waffle

[CatFlashBlue]

Why is this funny?

[thewall696969]

hey does anyone know where i can get a Beef Gurewitch t-shirt

[conradcoolio]

it looks like cut up balloons lol

[bobington1234567891]

smells like vagina and paint..

[dicksteele75]

go to college humors website and watch part 2

[NearSpace04]

HONESTLY DAN? HONESTLY DAN? FUCK YOU!

[summer0rawks0]

im eating:(

[NaraGal]

I miss Kevin. They should just switch out David and put him back in the main cast. :[ And a Ricky feature would be highly appreciated.

[Lenanator09]

@NaraGal Sam's Secret!! 

[KatieNicole1313]

Vagina and paint?? Lmao

[DJuron96]

thats called cooking a blue waffle

[FootedBobcat]

BEEF GUREWITCH HAS RETURNED!!!1!!!!!

[Mugsi]

Bad news. There's a sequel. Honestly.

[blanketshades]

IT HAS RETURNED!

[That10neGuy789]

i was eatting.... e.o

[guitar3421]

press 5

That's my new message tune.

[bloodwolfjackel]

i just slightly pooped myself....only slightly

[zenobiaMS]

press 7 until he says experience, then press 5 XD

[uzumakimounir]

Vagina and paint I love it

[xXarinkaraXx]

I just HAD to be eating when this came on auto-play.

[XxdearbhlaxX]

was eating while watching this :(

[TheVikings9876]

By far the worst sketch ever made by college humor

[Havok116]

It looked like squid skin infected by blue waffle

.

[chriseggsify]

honestly dan?! honestly-FUCK YOU!

[whiteganser]

Sam: NO... NO

[panzer4181]

id hate to be their cleaning lady

[Congeal101]

Oh Dan. I love your japanese shirt. "basuketo-baru" (Basket Ball) Lmao.

[TheLizGang]

I think at this point by the end of their script writings they got bored and said "screw it lets get high."

[Pedrohksgreddyturbo]

for fuck sake dan just put the fuckin shirt gurewitch in tha god damn table

[kostaawe]

fucking spoiler comments

[sadlystuckinreality]

Poor amir:(

[ITouchCactus]

Never eat blue ham while watching this

[Bandgeek714]

Dude Kevin is such a creeper!

[Gnurtify]

I was eating while watching this ...

[AkilZodiac]

i keep having to remember blank.

[MadiMe123]

Jesus Christ Kevin!

[trollssuckalot]

im bringing beef gurewitch to school like that... and giving it to the sixth graders! hahahahahahahahah, mwahhahahahahhahahahahaazaaaaa­aaaa!

[Shonem]

@trollssuckalot

Probably the uncoolest person I've ever seen in my entire life.....

[ClipperPride24]

Press 5 :)

[communistpianist]

I think I'm in love with Kevin.

[MissKhetsa]

Sam's right. But it only smells like vagina because beef gurewitch is secretly blue waffle

[TheEloeo]

I'm writing my final exams tomorrow.

[tbars23]

im from bemidji minnesota! dan you mother fucker! we have statues to comemerate the man and ox your fucked up family killed!

[LightV0id]

it looks like a fucking blue waffle

[motboy8]

@RhaSkeltan Well obviously your 'mom' didn't notice Pat saying 'Fuck' at 0:15