Jesus on acid

[jonvanwagenen]

I'm yours forever as well!

[AdamWil79]

Choose your religion....They mostly Desecrate Spirituality for us all. Kinda makes me wanna go religiously insane like them!!!! and exempt myself from being Mentally ill by way of religion. if any single one of you Sheep have a problem, Feel free if the bible lets you, and if you wanna discuss what you question yet believe....Get ready for some real truth! Not the rubbish in the Bible

[dekling]

Someone send this to John Waters!

[9886635574]

That little kid at 2:50 just about sums up this whole video for me.

[dan91709]

To bad the requests for donations were omitted... It would have been a hoot.

[MARI0LAND]

Wow, that hilarious. Like a bastard child of a bad Star Trek episode and a Monty Python sketch. With videos like that, how can you do parodies anymore...

[AtheistCitizen]

that's Christ-Insanity for you

[ddoyle11]

Wow......only white people in heaven?!? The kids at 2:50 kinda summarize my feelings about this little ditty; wtf?

[a2zdiy]

Wow... just... wow.

[CrayBG]

...What the hell did I just watch?

[stratocaster539]

I'm sure I had a dream like this once.Creepy

[dan91709]

What a scam. It hurts my heart to see these delusional miscreants sell their imaginary dogma.

[ChipArgyle]

How does he get to know the specs of Heaven and the rest of us have to hear about it from him?

The backwards-aging lady was interesting, but the singing munchkin really made this video. How wonderful that God made her that way! Let's all praise His amazing, perfect work. She'll be happy to become a hot babe once she gets to Heaven though.

[0gods]

This seems like Mormon shite. I think they teach that people will be alien gods.

[Funnysterste]

stay away from drugs, kids!

[cruelbusiness1984]

this exact speech was used by insane clown posse in one of their songs. i bet they were able 2 get public rights on it and i bet the christians were ticked off it was bein used in such a song :P

[scotttebben]

Atheism merely requires a modest level of intellect and cognitive skill; as apposed to being a Theist, which only requires having an anus to stick ones head into. This correlation explains the overwhelming number of Theist.

[cruelbusiness1984]

@scotttebben not even modest. just a simple desire 2 see proof. i've met some pretty poorly educated atheist, a homo hater and a republican. athiesm truly is only the beginning, its not the end all to higher intellect and greater thought out philosophy

[Daneoid81]

I'm 12 and what is this?

[quinndiesel1977]

That is fucking brilliant!

[NAFmunchausen]

The judicious use of slide whistle is a nice touch. What's next; some schmuk twanging a saw? Sounds Hawaian, doesn't it?

[62netty]

The crowd seems to be very white, both in the church and in "heaven".

Where do the non-white believers go?

The people in the church don't look impressed by their preacher's vision. A bit embarrassed at best. And rightfully so.

[lardo444]

dear auntie, what is james the preacher's channel name? i want to send him some goodies but i can't find his channel.

thanks.

[lardo444]

lmao. where did you find this clip? it looks like something from Elvira's movie macabre. or a sci-fi channel special. oh man, i'm glad i'm not going there. i hate wearing table clothes. lol.

[SAsgarters]

Keep the mansion, I want the 72 virgins.

[Underlings]

Eh, keep the mansion. I don't want to pay the property taxes.

[TuhdTheTroll]

holy crap, Tuhd remember this soundbyte from an ICP album

[gilraen789]

That's......one of the....c rrrr eeee e e p i eeeeeessssssst things I've ever seen.

[TheVladimere9]

what does the guy in the crown say? and why do the other ones just looks silly with a bed sheet on and a burger king hat on

[jratease]

This looks like the trailer for the first Superman movie.

[giglsdaclown]

lol i first heard this guy at the beginning of the ICP song "pass me by" i thought they did it for thier song. didn't know they got it from a real wackadoo.

[vegemitosis]

well this is moderately disturbing...

[Hsapienslaptopicus]

Bizarromatic.....strangeville.­...Brainblisterberg......Cyani­de City....

[OgreVI]

I wish he had shown his work on all that math at the beginning. He needs a chalkboard.

[toxickatie]

This is how mass suicides begin.... I would stay away from the punch at that church lulz

[AuntieDiluvian]

@toxickatie I'm sure James would find something wrong with this and say they're all going to hell. Erstus Pinkle went to Hell folks. Can't you just hear it?

[toxickatie]

@AuntieDiluvian

I can hear it now lol. "Now here's a book of his, it's full of garbage and heres what you do with it" *Throws book into fire pit*

[thedevos1981]

Here's proof kids "DON'T SMOKE CRACK"

[brokensoul70]

Gandalf is watching the gates of Heaven.

[chessonmyshirt]

Religion - because it's the only way we can control you when you're by yourself.

[Penetal]

poor people led into this kind of life. owell clowns has always been funny.

[k1dt4nk]

these dickheads make religion look so stupid

[decoymiata]

funny how these people promote something that sounds so shallow. a big house.a pretty young face.me me me...

[daniissolol]

LOL.

[Scientolulz]

comedy gold! LOL

[lehawk100]

Is a sterotype of americans to be christian???

[lehawk100]

Is it a sterotype of americans to be cristian in Aussie barley any people belive in " god " i didnt see any black people in that video either

[mh4777abc]

you people don't have a clue about God, there's so much more you will only ever know if Jesus reveals it to you. Your one week wonder attempts at being a christian doesn't count - it's a life long journey. Go to CHURCH and LISTEN and pay ATTENTION then maybe you'll learn something.

[AuntieDiluvian]

@mh4777abc One week wonder? Try 23 years, in my case. The reason I left was because I did listen and pay attention. And I learned it was complete and utter bullshit. So your Jeebus chose not to reveal anything to me apparently. Other than the fact he isn't there and he never existed.

[OzInfoWarrior]

@AuntieDiluvian 23 years and you couldn't find the evidence of those who chronicle his existence?

Wow, no wonder you're an atheist, no investigatory skills at all.

Dumb dumb

[AuntieDiluvian]

@OzInfoWarrior All fakes, all frauds. I have read plenty of books on the subject. What have you read to 'prove' he existed then? Your time starts...NOW... tick tick tick. Arsehole.

[OzInfoWarrior]

@AuntieDiluvian Lol dumb dumb. You do realize the claim Jesus never existed is a new idea? Throughout history skeptics only claimed Jesus didn't rise from the dead or the disciples stole his body from the tomb, but they NEVER claimed he didn't exist.

Lol @ you being a supposed "Christian" for 23 years and never doing ANY research. You were never a follower of Christ.

[AuntieDiluvian]

@OzInfoWarrior You avoided the question, you have no evidence Jeebus existed. I don't care whether it's a new idea or not. He isn't a fact of history. He's a story that got out of control. As for your other assertions, shove your fallacies up your arse and fuck off.

[LlamaTheory]

Oh wow... this is the greatest video I've ever seen.

[InternetPerv]

religions are no different to cults, and having faith is no different to wishing or hoping.

[billflowers]

I just have to keep looking at this, I love the WTF looks on the faces of the children.

[debbieomi]

Sounds like the drivel I used to hear from the pulpit on Sunday mornings...and evenings...and Wednesday evenings, too.

Not sure if there's enough acid in the world for THAT kind of trip.

[seanyboytube]

did i just watch a trailer for charlie and the chocolate factory 2 ????

[JesusCockInAllahAss]

Did he really just call himself Mr Sparkle or was it Mr Spunkle?

And don't get me started on the fucking singing midget!!

[LoveOfATree]

Creepy!

[endergt]

OMFG I can't finish watching, it's so painful.

[littleflags]

"Welcome to a place where magical thinking and a toddler mentality is King!"

[IndignantSkeptic]

i'm sorry people but if you want to go to heaven then you're going to have to wait until scientists build it first. support Dr. Aubrey de Grey.

[ZOIDGARTH]

I swear I just watched something from Monty Python, but I don't see John Cleese or Michael Palin anywhere!

[slicingwater]

Well this is sad, besides is the preacher on something? Because the way he stares in to that camera is just weird, like he is hypnotized.

[JTlovesDexter2]

If there aren't going to be any babies in heaven for us atheists to eat, then I don't wanna go ; )

[studioROT]

I am in my fifties and I am quite happy with my looks. Do I have to feel bad about that now too?

[fantasy0coach]

....and not one of the audience rolling on the floor laughing.

[Keinlicht]

Why again is this better than hell? Christians forget eternal bliss = eternal torture, because infinite time makes any state of mind equal.

So why should anyone fear hell? It's from here to eternity.

[LAnonHubbard]

Deplorable.

[anikinippon]

That singing lady is probably in hell now, don't worry people.

[HConstantine]

God will give us all makeovers? But not fix bad nose jobs?

[willowbel]

WTF! So you end up in a big mansion and look young forever! So does that mean the rich and famous end up living in a trailer and end up ugly and fat?

[disccentury]

CLICK ON: disccentury, MY MUSIC, NEVER SEEN

[Dalatron]

If this is what heaven will be like, I would not want to be there. There was only white people in heaven!

[ABitOfTheUniverse]

Back 14-15 years ago my friends and I used to listen to some ICP and probably my favorite song by them was released on The Great Milenko album, it was called Pass Me By. They use part of this speech from 00:36 - 00:57. To hear the music you can see it here /watch?v=zXWZB6Bxaig

That said, 02:16 !

[AuntieDiluvian]

@ABitOfTheUniverse Thanks!

[QualiaSoup]

Hilarious! This is like the "Plan 9 from Outer Space" of Christian propaganda.

[CyberNeticRodent]

So heaven is a theme park for materialists and idiots.

[jonno52]

And there shall be real estate in heaven... and a celestial Cadillac only $1,000, with $500 trade-in for your earthly Cadillac. Thanx for the entertainment Auntie.

[mh4777abc]

We actually get spiritual bodies, the lord showed me mine in a vision, beautiful child version of myself, the lord is so good!

[AuntieDiluvian]

@mh4777abc Have you ever considered that your vision was an hallucination? Something to consider.

[cruelbusiness1984]

@AuntieDiluvian the brain is indeed a complicated thing that tends 2 trick us now and again ;)

[IndignantSkeptic]

@mh4777abc about how old did this child version of yourself look?

[mh4777abc]

Why do you come here to spit in Jesus's face? You people should be so afraid because there is a god, he's real and if you an eternity without him you'll get it and regret it forever. So swallow your hate and pride and get right with the Lord!

[AuntieDiluvian]

@mh4777abc Jeebus hasn't got a face. And I'm not scared. Nice try. Bye.

[lardo444]

@AuntieDiluvian wait i think i found him. is his channel "exposingthecults?"

[IndignantSkeptic]

@mh4777abc how do you know it was God that created the universe and not Satan? that would make more sense considering all the suffering of innocent people in the world. maybe you should worship Satan just in case he's actually the Lord. personally i'd rather not spend eternity with him in heaven.

[mh4777abc]

@IndignantSkeptic the bible says satan is the ruler of this world. who do you think he is? mankind perhaps?

[Caedyron]

@mh4777abc

I'd say religion is satan. But that's just me.

Oh and by the way -- perhaps your message would get more traction if you commented on a video of, say, VenomFangX or NephilimFree? You would piss off less (sane) people that way, that's for sure.

[IndignantSkeptic]

@mh4777abc if Satan is the ruler of this world and since God is all powerful then that means that God decided to let Satan be the ruler. I guess that also means that God intended for some innocent people to suffer. Why does God want that? doesn't this mean that God is evil then?

[mh4777abc]

@IndignantSkeptic Well the devil says all of his power was given to him in the bible. Innocent people? hardly.

The reason we suffer is so we can obtain mercy from God. How would we know what mercy and love was without suffering?

[IndignantSkeptic]

@mh4777abc well if the people that suffer are not innocent but guilty then you think people are treated the way they deserve which means you think that if someone suffers they must have done something evil to deserve that. so if you saw someone suffering then why would you try to help them if you thought they deserved to suffer? you would be interfering with God's sentence on them then.

[OzInfoWarrior]

@IndignantSkeptic God's sentence is not while we're still alive, therefore you're not interfering with God's justice.Justice comes on judgement day.What evidence do I have that God doesn't make people suffer who deserve it?Look at the Rothschild family or any number of elitist families. They hurt more people than you or I,yet they get away with it.. for now

You should show compassion and love to all who hate you. Something a lot of so called Christians do not do and make the rest of us look bad

[IndignantSkeptic]

@mh4777abc if you think people are supposed to suffer in their life then what do you think of scientists who are trying to make the world a better place that is more enjoyable with less suffering by trying to heal all injuries and cure all diseases including old age, and essentially turn the world into more like heaven? should those scientists be stopped because they are essentially going to be allowing people to cheat or bypass God's grueling test of life?

[OzInfoWarrior]

@IndignantSkeptic We all suffer because we're sinners. That's why God sent his only son to die on the cross for our sins. To be saved means you acknowledge Jesus is your saviour and you turn from the wordly things Lucifer is tempting you with everyday. The world is run by Lucifer. All the future is written in the Book of Revelation. 30% of the Bible is prophecy - that's how we know it's true.

When the Jews go back to their homeland (prophecy fulfilled) we will know we're in the last generation.

[IndignantSkeptic]

@OzInfoWarrior if you are supposed to resist temptation and defer joy till heaven only, then doesn't that mean you're saying your wife is ugly?

[OzInfoWarrior]

@IndignantSkeptic You're believing in the Christianty of which the media portrays it as. There is more joy in living with real wealth, than living with a rotting soul dancing to Lady Gaga and getting drunk and chasing a system of continual shortage called money your whole life. None of that matters to true followers of Christ.

You only have to look at the male and female insecurities all around you to see people are really, really not happy living within this society.

[OgreVI]

@OzInfoWarrior

I'm happy. Checkmate.

[IndignantSkeptic]

@OzInfoWarrior is there somewhere in the Bible that indicates that the resist temptation rule does not apply to your choice of spouse?

[mh4777abc]

@OzInfoWarrior this world has nothing on joy.

[Pigdowndog]

@mh4777abc

"Why do you come here to spit in Jesus's face?"

Jesus is a myth just like his non existent father.

Isn't it about time you grew out of believing in fairy tales?

[Filiforme]

@mh4777abc I'm not sure why most theist transfer their fear of their god to people who do not believe a higher power exist. Is it that complicated to understand? How can I fear something that does not exist? Because form my point of view, god is not real. You should probably read your holy scriptures. Reading the bible is the main reason I became an atheist.

Good luck in your life. The only one you will know.. So make it count.

[avdmeers]

@mh4777abc I hope by spit you actually meant spooge. Jesus is the one going to do the swallowing, sunshine.

[DocStrange0123]

If I have to spend enetrnity with this kind os twats I'd rather go to Hell, 'cause eternity with this moron would be a fet worse than death...

[NotEnoughLions]

I wish it was god's last call, no such luck.

[FedMoos]

I would rather die a thousand deaths than live one fucking day in that abomination of "heaven" they portray. That milquetoast, all-whites throwback to the 1950's "good old days" idea is abhorrent to me and if you are one of the sheeple who DESIRE something like that, then I have no use for you either.

[falchion49]

He's an 'expert'? Who says? Where's his verifiable evidence? Where are his credentials?

He couldn't just be making it up could he?

[BelieveNoGod]

He he. I think that was how it's in 'heaven'  Muahahahahahahaha

My god, to put it that way. Oh fck :( I need another drink.

He got his 'hair' molded on his head ?

Wheres, the giant, and the bearded lady ?

Ah, ok, they have a show after this guy, and the harp players ?

Nice :)

[Bhurzum]

I think I'd rather burn in hell than share eternity with that crowd of washed out, bum-chinned freaks!

[MistressArte]

What if pain in some ways kind of turns you on? Also screw heaven I totally pick Valhalla that seems like way more fun. >.>

[kaxitaksi]

Scary shite.. fortunatly we have free will and I chose not to go to that scary place full with crazy ppl..

[jussts]

So, there's no such thing as aging in heaven... but there are really dated haircuts?

[nothingUnrealExists]

mmmmmmmmm. And those glorified bodies will be wonderful with a good sauce. Yes, we've decoded the bible folks. It's a cook book!

[Klobinator]

Oh... GOD's last call?

GOD's marketing strategy is as crappy as always.

And thanks for uploading Roz. Best Zombie flic I've seen for a long time :D

[ozmoroid]

Holy sheeeyyyyit!!!!! That was so unbelievably creepy. Are you sure David Lynch didn't make this, discard it as too over-the-top, and then settle for Eraserhead?

[jayeenn]

0:42 It's Jezusfreek's grandfather!

[WickeDFate4]

Where do I sign?

[jq747]

Holy smokes, was that video for real? What a terrifying spectacle. I think I'd rather go to hell

[littleflags]

that blonde kid at about 2:49 - 2:51 looks terrified

[skoockum]

Oh, the innumeracy!

[finderfinder100]

If they are what i have to put up with in heaven i don't want to go there.

[Royaleah]

If this was supposed to be uplifting it made me kind of sad.

[420simpson]

wait this is a real video....well acutally i am not surprised since most americans believe this crap

[ikaneu2]

This I thought was one of the better propaganda vids?

[Phoobar1]

What a cruel lie!

[Hisseefits]

They don't make acid like they used to.

[avdmeers]

I'm starting to get a pretty good image on where the inspiration for the Rocky Horror Picture Show came from.

[MacNutz2]

he sounded like a real estate agent selling properties in an as yet undisclosed location. :)

[TheLuckySaGe]

LOL! Are you kidding me? This HAS to be a joke or I am committing suicide. I have lost all hope for humanity.

[pumpstations]

♫ We represent the Lollipop Guild♩

♪ The Lollipop Guild,♪ the Lollipop Guild. ♪ ♫

♫And in the name of the Lollipop Guild ♩ ♬

♩We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land ♪ ♫

[LucasI3434]

Did the midget swallow a rubber ducky? Or is that the power of CHEEZAHS?!

[LucasI3434]

This guy reminds me of my Grandpa. Glasses and EVERYTHING.

[LucasI3434]

Let us compare the universe to New York City.

If the universe were 1500 feet tall like the tallest buildings in New York City, the universe would be 10 billion billion billion times larger than New York City. Does this excite you? THINK ABOUT IT. Does it not stagger the imagination?!?!

[Swidhelm]

That old dude's speech patterns reminds me of Mitch Hedberg, except I like Mitch Hedberg.

[FatRakoon]

Fuck me, Im in!

halelluja brother... praise the lawwwwd

.

Where do I sign up for thjis xtian lark then?

[Bear5177]

Fuck me this is disturbing.

Damn. I guess I should give folks at that time more credit for logic and reason. The way this moron is talking, I'm starting to wonder why we didn't have more mass suicide. Because it sounds like this asshole makes it seem like folks should get ready to leave for heaven tonight.

[PiskieBenWa]

I wonder where little Evelyn Talbolt is right now!?

Perhaps up in Heaven, ... five foot six and praising the good Lord Jesus.

Or six feet under & nourishing the worms.

( just as long as she ain't still singing that goddam song! )

[TomMSTie1138]

Imagine the hell that would be Eveline Talbert accepted herself just the way she is.  Terrible. Just terrible.

[EdwardHowton]

I want every christian who sees this video to pay attention.

When you're done thinking to yourself how silly, stupid, and just plain wrong this is, welcome to how the rest of us feel. That's you, only with more stuck-out ears.

[saxmanchiro]

Certifiable.

[tussude]

0:36 65 years old mattyB

[hairyreasoner]

Suddenly, out of nowhere, I am compelled to rent "The Wizard of Oz", pop some corn, and pull up a stump. And escape for a while...

Awesome how those actors kept a straight face throughout.

[DukeNavarre]

Well, *I'm* convinced.

[OlGreyWolf58]

OMFG....pun intended...

[PeyoteIguana]

is that VenomFangX's dad?

[WetlandsRemediation]

Neurotics build castles in the air.

Psychotics live in them.

Psychiatrists collect the rent.

[CappitranoBellephant]

Holy fucking fuck of all things fuckable! Where in the shit did you find this abomination of ass?!?!

[bartonim]

I thought it was a place where nothing ever happens! So say the Talking Heads!:)

[brokensoul70]

Blonde kid @ 2:49, his expression says it all.

[DallasMavericksGuy]

So heaven is basically a divine communistic state.

[nickmacky]

So, David Lynch started out directing Christarded propaganda???

Who knew?

[aMulliganStew]

this would be pure hell if you were tripping.

[Templehatchet]

Hahaha Reminds me of a mix of JWs and Baptist nuts. The power of Lard!

[aaronzvz]

Comparing this to a acid trip is disrespectful to LSD.... Besides that i was roflcopptering to this. Cheesy, old, and stupid as hell.

[TheVladimere9]

I fell out of my chair when the midget in the wheelchair started singing

[limegreensquid]

Salesman... If you like my god and hate everyone my god hates, you get richly rewarded!

[gabiotta]

Awesome! Everything about that was perfect.

I grow tired of the modern world and want to retreat to that simpler time when unusual men told us everything was going to be okay, and we believed them.

[durtygrrrl]

This is AWESOME!! Sort of a cross between those time share presentations and Todd Browning's Freaks.

[benaberry]

their robots right??

[gothatfunk]

wow, that was fucked up in a hilarious way. where the heck did you dig this up?

[DonSSanders]

The geezer with the beard welcoming everyone in DIDN'T GET A GLORIFIED BODY! What did he do to piss off the almighty?

[verodefacto]

WTF?No wonder humanity is pretty much doomed to extinction....