Metroid's Game Reviews -- Half-Life 2: Episode 2

[RigaudonAS]

it's not a queen antlion, it's an antlion guardian

[MaMastoast]

Not to be picky but erhm... they're not queen and king antlions :)... The non-glowing ones are guardians, sort of a "den protector" and the glowing one is an ancient antlion whose job is to project and look after the larvae... other than tha nice nice :),.. cant wait for epi 3 :'(

[RigaudonAS]

@MaMastoast guards and guardians or guards and ancient guardians

[RaidenPrime]

wtf this is not a review this a damn walkthrough!

[ShinigamiXV]

Do you believe the theory that since (ENDING SPOILER HIDDEN), the combine know about the Borealis because of what they did to (ENDING SPOILER HIDDEN)?

[ImTylerDurden99]

well good grief, thank you oh so fucking much for not spoiling the ending because god knows you spoiled every single other aspect about the game. fuck me sideways, this isn't a review, this is a damn summary of the game. holy shit, eight and a half minutes of your a.d.d ass explaining everything you're going to do in the game instead of actually reviewing it. and what the fuck was that at 3:59? did you see a damn squirel!? lastly, please remove the cum buildup before recording- 1:28

[metroidprimefan18]

Excuse me, YOU are the one stupid enough to watch a review of a game BEFORE fucking playing it.

And even though I did spoil it, big fucking whoop, everyone knows the ending to this game by now anyway. Now bitch some more why don't you?

[ImTylerDurden99]

hey fuck nuts, im pretty sure that i didn't mention anything about me not playing the game already, so i don't know where in the hell your dumb ass came to the conclusion that i havent played the game, cause fact of the matter is, i have played episode 1. secondly, i gave you legitimate criticism, so you can quit bitching, fucking improve your shitacular video, and hopefully both of us will be happy. now grow a damn pair and accept the fact that this isnt a review and you need to improve

[metroidprimefan18]

Oh you did play the game? Well then why did you say "Thanks for spoiling the game for me?" Very subtle sarcasm there, buddy.

Here's some info, you fucking asshole, this is one of my earlier videos, I KNOW it wasn't good, and I don't even do reviews that much anymore.

There is some thing called constructive criticism, but that's giving advice in a calm, supportive way, not acting like this video just insulted your goddamn mother.

[metroidprimefan18]

Now how about we just drop this meaningless drivel? After all, you've got a lot of videos I agree/disagree with, and I think you've got great potential, so why fight?

[ImTylerDurden99]

if a may just point one thing out before dropping this argument, i NEVER said "thanks for spoiling the game for ME" no, i stated, "you spoiled every single other aspect about the game." i never stated that you specifically spoiled my experience with the game, but that's beside the point. fair enough that we leave this disagreement here. curious however as to what you agree and disagree with about my videos.

[coollyaid]

dude stfu you retard look if he spoiled it why just dont watch it you idiot there is no point in arguing in this you fat baby

[xboxmaniac117]

hey fuck off u littlw whinny bitch get a life n stop whinning over stupid shit on people page

[Xbox360FanSite]

@ImTylerDurden99 hey fuck face a review is about reviewing a game you dum ass read before you fucking watch

[ImTylerDurden99]

@Xbox360FanSite learn to fucking spell dumb right before ridiculing someone else you ignorant ass trash fucker from the mountains of west god damn virginia where they never teach proper grammar. who the fuck spells dumb wrong? i dont even give two fucking shits about youtube comment grammar, but when you're going to call someone else a dumb ass, you better fucking spell it right in the first place otherwise you look like the god damn idiot. in case you didn't notice, it's not spelled as DUM

[Xbox360FanSite]

@ImTylerDurden99 west virginia am from the UK you idiot and here we can spell u dum ass. get a grip and craw back under your brick

[jellymike46]

the votagon didnt kill the hunter

[DRAGONHART1994]

i hated the Striders battle, it was epic no doubt, but dang i had 2 put it on easy mode when the second batch of striders came lol.. nice review dude! :D

[wawern]

Really inaccurate review... Its White Forest, not white base...

[metroidprimefan18]

Did I say White Base?

Jeez, what was I on? XD

[wawern]

Lol, no problem...

Probably in a hurry to finish the review or something? Ive watched all your half life reviews, and none of the others are inaccurate, so i dont know whats up with this one :)

[metroidprimefan18]

The only inaccurate thing was the naming, lol, but yeah, I guess I was kinda in a hurry lol

[TheJamezMan]

Half life Ep2 was much better then Ep1 in my opin. Just a well thought out series.

[CAPO72493]

The ending was sad, and I can't wait for episode 3. But knowing valve its gonna be awhile before its released.

[KRAZY7777]

i know and they even said they can reales these episodes more quickly. I think there making a big one maybe half life 3!