MILITARY TOBUSCUS!

[GamersPast9]

Steven! You eavesdropper! 

[FORGEwarriors]

check me out please tons of minecraft videos need views

[JwenJwen]

0.34 he's got longer hair - 0.39 he cut his hair :D

[MrVideosphere]

@JwenJwen :O GOOD EYE!!

[legodude101able]

What's that Steven?!?!?!

[b96blademaster]

i'll give you 50 percent,minus the per, i'll gibe you 50 cent...............s

[Cherryberry900]

U luv the name steven

[jamcky13]

Ummm... Toby it would be cheaper to give Steven 50 cents

[DrumsMattT]

/watch?v=TMGpgzwpTHE

[garciandy23]

I dont think there is a Steven!

[MrThaSara]

Pleas don't hurt me..i'm weak..<3 aww :3

[SonyPlayer14]

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[ParadoxVoid08]

Am so gonna fill my mouth with confettie next time I go to the dentist =D.

[eclipsalparadoxguy]

Wtf? What's up with the transition? Toby...

[lowrider2456]

Wow.. Haha i was just wondering and trying to plan my future then i click on this vid. Thanks Tobyy :D



[salterhome]

Is Stephen real??

[whocraeds]

@salterhome no

[Tayzanara]

Thats the south park spaggetti monsta 1:48

[Decim28]

Lol, TOBEPTION

[dubexpert6149]

UR DADS A HITMAN AND IN THE MILITARY?!?!

[TheCassylol]

50 cents album is probably more than 50 cent. you just wated... oh youre not giving it! smaaart. your mind is QUAAAAIIINT!

[acrc14]

I'm training to be in the Marine Corps as an officer.... going to make those boots have wheelies.... then im going to give a pair to Toby.. and it shall be glorious.

[lilAnjPeace]

Wait, what is this video about again?

[jonathan200c]

Lol at 1:49 I had to do an assignment on that picture in world history!

[AudKath]

is steven real..?

[Chillycheese321]

Holy shit commercial

[mgeorge92]

@TheFanbuscusgirl 26. He'll be 27 March 3rd

[Cheezburger100]

@mgeorge92 darn. :C

[TheFanbuscusgirl]

How old is he?

[ItsFlanaman]

PLZZZ take 2 and a half minutes out of your busy youtube schedule to check out my channel. I just uploaded my first vid and I either want you guys to enjoy it or give me feedback on what I could improve; or you can find my house and have me burned alive...if it's bad enough for someone to want to do that, then I deserve it. You'll like it if you like early Toby (not this, but like "What I would do with the remote from click" early).

[isaiddangerous]

I'LL DO THE LAUNDRY!!

[AnonymouslyViewing]

1:46 Nice armpit hair Toby. 

[MyNameIsFarToLong]

I was waiting for cute win fail to start:')

[CJBay5]

I will patent the gunpen and send the BILLIONS of dollars, mr. and military Buscus

[TheKeyblade44]

THIS WAS MADE ON MY BIRTHDAY

Thank you Toby Turner. You gave me the best present ever

[crazytangirl]

@Tobuscus now they make heel boots but i cant find the whole website now but i saw them :)

[HurriShane00]

I remember back in May of 2011 and I was like MAN...There's noting good on Youtube to watch...I wish there was some funny guy I could watch...Fast forward 8 months....Now I wonder why I didn't have him subbed back then.

[Bilo3211]

Tobuscus! LOL Military guy!



[krupam0]

1:49

Flyin' bunch of balls?

[daeganable]

@krupam0 The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Darkside759]

Great Twansition!

[deepinalaska]

Who is the bald guy with the mustach that always has ads on Toby's videos?

[Callaru]

For a person who doesn't brush his teeth, you've got some pearly chompers!

[allywally425]

he was 10 when i was born....and i'm still not sure why this is being said, but i thought i'd just be a follower and do it too.

[Mariofan9008]

Best Twansition ever



[rachelisinsane]

ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!

[KnittingPasta]

he was 4 when I was born!!!!!

[Joshrizzo98]

I love it when stuff works..... Take a note of that steven!!

[Roxas103]

I've been thinking about joining the military recently. But, by the time I'm able to, I might as well as wait for this one site to be up and running. XD

[freebrook]

that's not your dad!

[KittenKoder]

GUNPEN GIVEAWAY!

[yogort23]

TWANSITION!

[odst6100]

i am joining the United States Marines after high school

[therealGLAD]

@odst6100 join the air force

:)

[TheLordnaga]

@reajovovich me to!!!!

[sirsamsam1]

mt dad was in the royal army :D

[legomanic342]

please dont hurt me, im weak

[TheKmert]

theres a fail when he says outro but a part of his hand disappears 3:06

[EntertainmentEvrywre]

at 3:45 the bottom left thumbnail changed

[gamegirl579]

13 when i was was!

[pengukitty]

Steven! How could you be so nosy!

[seansphone1]

Let me get some pepper before this video ends.

[cupcakeassassinvideo]

Gun pen is so freaking sick

[cupcakeassassinvideo]

Remington Norris ROCKS

[ShayStarr14]

Flying spaghetti monster on the Twansition.. nice. :3

[Xxjonnoh8sJuicexX]

OMG Toby is sooooooo CUTE!!!

[yogort23]

THUMBS UP FOR THE GUNPEN!

[yogort23]

Is it just me or do all the dudes look almost or exactly like Toby? :P

[neoncoloredcow30]

ur my idol

[JHcoach19]

your dentist looks like you

[freddematos]

keep on pressing 8

[h2o274]

the pen IS THE SWORD!!!

heard of percy jackson??? hahhaha, irony

[h2o274]

gonzo needs to make an animation of us actually meeting steven

[redDragon424]

The gun that the pen was attached to was a zm weapons lr300 with a grenade launcher, it's an m4 clone used by NATO forces

[Deisy5086]

@redDragon424 Nobody gives a shit...

[Marshmallowemperor]

The PEN IS mightier than the sword the PEN IS also mightier than a gun that shoots giant bullets

[OutdoorMoney70]

3:07 is my new wallpaper

[freddematos]

1:48 Toby: I love you noodle Noodle: YOU HAVE AN EPIC MAN FACE!!!!

[secrethorse4]

I couldn't stop laughing at the confetti part for some reason...

[ViviBear16]

press 2 over and over again

[GuyNamedHonzik]

Press 4. OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

[emanracing95]

Hahaha Toby is hilarious... You just gotta love him...

[TinSold13r]

2:46 Military Tobuscus' collar is muffed up, 2:58 fixed, it beith magic... WITCH!!!

[xXxLostLegendxXx]

i'd like to buy a gunpen pls?

[31gdude]

Dear Noah..............

[Firemonster114]

Anyone else think Toby should put the Gunpen on a shirt?? :D

[Mathewdelux]

i..i...i had to pause it...lol...noodle!



[Omalakas24]

Tobeption trolololol that guy cracks me up

[FIREDRA6ON]

Both my parents were in the military. My mom knows Bill Clinton and the first George Bush! (we even got pictures)

[ItsAdamsShow]

HEY STEVEN U BETTER LISTEN TO TOBY..ohh he still cant hear me..

[caitylicious98]

"Take a note of that Steven...He still can't hear me" LOL

[RheaJovovich]

Toby Turner was born in 1985...mmm. HE WAS ONLY 13 WHEN I WAS BORN!!!!!!!!

[MissIndigo4321]

@RheaJovovich

He was 3 when I was born. XD

[ryuuta32594]

@RheaJovovich He was 9 when I was.

[mocc7]

@RheaJovovich He was only 14 when I was born

[MrSatternJr]

@RheaJovovich he was -99999999 when i was

[BeachEmm77]

To keep with this trend,

@RheaJovovich he was 6 when I was.

[R0ckyoS0cks]

@RheaJovovich same here, lol

[animecute1]

@RheaJovovich Good for you.I am 12 now.And i live in Croatia so i won't be able to meet him.Never.

[Majornlar94]

@animecute1 nobody cares

[animecute1]

@Majornlar94 Shut up.

[Majornlar94]

@animecute1 u mad?

[animecute1]

@Majornlar94 Please don't troll.

[666spitknot]

@RheaJovovich me too we can be brothers :D

[TurtleAteMySock]

@RheaJovovich ME TOO!!!

[Rachuscus]

@RheaJovovich He was only 7 when I was born, one day before his birthday. So he was technically almost 8 years old. But still.

[MrMatbuck1234]

@RheaJovovich and now your thirteen....right?

[RheaJovovich]

@MrMatbuck1234 yeah but how do you know?????

[MrMatbuck1234]

@RheaJovovich I can count lol

[RheaJovovich]

@MrMatbuck1234 oh so u read my profile!! oooooh!!

[MrMatbuck1234]

@RheaJovovich Nope,I just guessed

[casadoalfredo]

@RheaJovovich He was 8 when I was born! lol

[LavaRacoon]

@RheaJovovich he was only 7 whan i was born!

[HALOKIRBY1]

Thumbs up if.... YOU WANT A GUNPEN!

[superanthonyrox1000]

im going to patent the pengun

[MaraCDR15]

"Please don't hurt me I'm weak"

XDDDDD Toby is just hilarious.

[cwazygurl49]

Sorry but.... Who is Stevan?

[xXMiniSharpyXx]

@cwazygurl49 Nobody.

[MusicChick123x]

Its hard to argue that the pen is mightier than a gun that shoots bullets

[Carofdoom1126]

I have the shakes.

[Lablover1245]

you know that the party filling wwas not all that funny

no offence

[TheAwesomeone1900]

You are funny medieum buscus

[GreedyJungle]

I'll do the laundry!

[Chubbypuggiekids]

2:25

[Riasaf109]

you are funny tobuscus

[dannylethal]

Militobuscus!

[MD5771]

At 1:48: Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[dibblegiggle]

son*



[dibblegiggle]

I am the youngest sun my dad was in the army for 22 years and toured Iraq too times

my mum was there for 6 years (she had my older sister she had to stay home...very responsible)

and was a radio operator my great grandad was in the army and ended up missing a leg and he caught cancer he died last year

[juanxtwoxthree]

you got a like from me cuz of the confetti joke

[giantmutantchicken]

so... THAT MEANS THE SOLDIER TOBUSCUS IS STEVEN!

[Codyman13001]

Go Navy

[littlerose195]

Toby I understand what you are going through... I'm really lazy to!!!

[TinyCupcakeNinja13]

"Please don't hurt me I'm weak?"

[Kyztin]

2:24 "patent that Steven! Patent that and sell it to the military. I'll give you 50 percent..... minus the per. I'll give you 50 cent...sss new album. I'll give you his album. Your a huge fan!" Haha I cracked up at this part and keep rewinding it xD

[trioxyz7]

OHP I drilled the table.

OHP i drilled my hand, Oh thats alright! Im right handed left hand. Good Riddance

Alright, your tooth and OH perfect That'll be three hundred dollars!

[tobuscuslover211]

"please dont hurt me im weak" lol

[znal03]

look at the tags

[ethanbranco]

300 spartan dollers thank you very much

[ludwigish]

Isn't the Endermen already Toby's roommate?

[KIDSskateCO]

I always sneeze after fuck

[MrHyped12]

2:17-2:27, no, the saying goes: whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword clearly never encountered automatic weapons. :)

[MandaloreOurLeader]

I laught so hard I farted!

[dreamsoflove15]

This is the first Tobuscus video I ever saw...

[AlphabaneTheGreat]

The last Tobuscus skit?

[starianna200023]

Did anyone else pause the Twansition. Only me? Ok. *liars.*

[11Awsomeone]

IL DO THE LAUNDRY!!!!

[SuperRandomToast]

"I have this contition, where im lazy,

Im afraid of Camoflauge,

and they don't make steel toe boots with wheels in them."

LOL

[undeadjujjy]

or if steven is the old guy if he is u need me as a camrea man

[undeadjujjy]

steven is better than the old guy

[ausimex24]

I want to meet Steven...

[Rockinsweetly]

@ausimex24 /watch?v=HKsO7V6glkw&feature=r­elmfu

[KnotShowCheeze]

@ausimex24 you met him. his name is toby. *gasps* oh im kidding guys you are so gullible XD *pulls out shotgun* oh... i was kidding

[TheAfflictedOnes]

Only two likes for the second highest comment?!?! Now's my chance!!! Uh.... BILBO BAGGINS!!!

[11iluvpurple]

Make a video where another dimension you is the president!

[Hollowulm]

My name is Stephen o.0

[legomrlego]

I love Toby's sideburns

[Umz15824]

i have the shakes....

[Shadowforst]

wowowowooww

Toby:"Steven Out-tro out-tro out-tro!!!!!"

[Dawolf147]

the add was halo and i was like where's toby?

[xallysongryx]

He'll do the laundry

[addera880]

how are there 2 tobys at once

[LilMissFlirty101]

@addera880 a little magic from digital editing and greenscreen

[Jennyjenjen555]

YAY someone has the same condition where I'm really lazy and I'm afraid of camouflage!!!

[MazzTheBest]

THUMBS UP IF YOU KNOW WHAT AT EASE MEANS IN THE MILITARY

[MazzTheBest]

THUMBS UP IF YOU KNOW WHAT AT EASE MEANS IN THE MILATARY

[DrQuadruple]

In Sweden the dentists are pretty much free. My grandma has probably spent like $300 in her entire life at the dentist. How do you like them apples?