Jason Manford Live At The Apollo Part 1

[5bananas1]

3:40 is it jigsaw?

[SMiiTHyyix]

Yeah it's tactics tactics man management and everything lmao

[1994liverpoolrule]

2:19 is the the funniest bit lol

[1994liverpoolrule]

I love the bird song joke I got it in my head lol

[sexehlilnatz]

its on live at the manchester apollo

[FOBforeva1]

Are you Jason Manford ... I work with your Dad! <3 LOLOLOLOL

[sydneyfcanddascc]

4 people are bang out of order

[PrintScreened]

Alright billy big bollocks lmfao!

[ply172]

Are you Jason Manford

Yes I am

Oh I work with your dad! HAHAHAHA!!

[shayon068]

@1Thompsonmusic

your a fucking pianist. what the fuck do you know about comedy. fuck off back to your mozart.

[MrOliverSchofield]

Shut up! Shut your little beaky mouth, you little feathery bastard.

[MrOliverSchofield]

Shut your little beaky mouth, you little feathery bastard.

[TheNightWalker1090]

SHUT UP - SHUT YOUR LITTLE BEAKY MOUTH

[aolanihct]

rofl watch?v=R02tbrZSO3I

[twilightgal4life]

Love the song he comes on - Super Massive Black Hole by Muse if any of you are wondeirng:D

[henrah1981]

It's 4.30 am, I have to leave for work at 7... but I'm about to play Barca in the semi finals of the champions league 2022/23 on Football Manager.. priorities.

[LuckyLuLu1125]

lee dixon seems to come to the apollo a lot dunnee

[CapitalBhoy78]

"PRESS CONFERENCES IN THE BATHROOM THATS TOO FAR" HAHA IF THAT MADE YOU LAUGH SO HARD THEN THUMBS UP! =D

[HactarThe2nd]

"Jason is on stage trying not to look at Sophie's boobs. And failing."

Don't blame him, really. Nice that he's not ashamed to be up-front about it.

[thenutsisgood]

arseraptor, wheres the clip where hes talking about northerners on helplines?

[ArseRaptor]

@thenutsisgood Have you checked the extended version of this video? It might be on there...

[legacyrelic]

@thenutsisgood thats the exact same clip that im looking for....great minds think alike dont they

[InnocenceExperience]

"I probably shouldn't wear a suit" just made me laugh out loud in an internet cafe.

[TheMileyJustinB]

Alright mate can i have a little tickle of you ballocks! lmfao

[noblebird9094]

What's a fajita?

[attitudepark]

@noblebird9094 a mexican food, not exactly sure what it is...so...google it :)

[IICJZII]

@noblebird9094 It's like a circular wrap you put mince in and like make your own little sandwich. they're awsome :D

[jepo64]

soo funny

[Ebbs1204]

'Shut up......shut your little beaky mouth, you little feathery b******'

LOL!!

[joniqitu]

ello ow arr ya

[LuckyLuLu1125]

that stuff bout manchester is comepletely true im from there and i have never seen a single person read a book in public

[JohnBarnes88]

Still in my relationship and still playing Football Manager.

[mta89kurd]

Can't get enough of the football manager joks he did. Fat Micheal Owen (jason manford) is great.

[benjaminjb]

is this the show where in its extended version; 'Jizz in your eye?'

Amazing

[windowsmad]

I looked it up;

It's

Muse: Supermassive Black Hole.

[windowsmad]

when he walked in, a song played as an intro;

what is the name of that song, it has struggled me for nearly 3 months.

[CoffeeBeatsTea]

@windowsmad supermassive blackhole by muse i think

[Jjspurs16]

The football manager joke never get old... What a legend!

[medees46]

going to see him at scarborough, anyone seen him on his latest tour?

[oasis4ever92]

i lost my girlfriend because of football manager! on our aniversary i was an hour and a half late for the meal because i got offered the england job before the world cup...i had to see it through

[LordXenocide]

Makes me proud to be from the north

[LuckyLuLu1125]

@LordXenocide

sameage m8 the north rules!!

[TRJasonX]

The Northern King

[footyking77]

have you got the extended version of this?

many thanks for all your efforts in putting these on youtube

you are a LEGEND!

[ArseRaptor]

@footyking77 Unfortunately, this is (me thinks) the only episode to not have an extended version available... I just can't get my hands on it...

Thanks anyway for your support!!

[WhatsOccuringTV]

6.22 He Nearly Poked His Eye Out. I Was Laughing My Poo Off

[RyanGiggsOBE]

i remember the first time i watched this and he talked about football manager and i was pissing myself laughin, so true.

Hes the typical bloke who says what we are all thinking, i would love to share a pint with him

[oasis4ever92]

@RyanGiggsOBE he was fucking hilarious at portsmouth the other night

[Anim3Man4Life]

LOOOL this guy actually cheered me up LOOOOOOOOOOL

[PaDzMuFc123]

legend

[lilleah1997]

'Shut your little beaky mouth...you little feathery bastard!' lol

[moptopanproud]

does somebody know what the song at the start is

[lilleah1997]

@moptopanproud its supermassive black hole by muse

[moptopanproud]

@lilleah1997 thanks for that :)

[Missangels4ever]

Its funny cus its true

[AmyJayn]

"or up north we like to call it witchcraft" PMSL.

[sasuke000naruto]

mankx

[norwichbbe4lyf]

Muse :D <3

[thedarknesscallingme]

"Jason is trying not to look at Sophie's boobs...and failing" LOL

[10400274]

1 dislike???

who is that idiot??

[Pmccaff2009]

 Love him.

[XxXN311YXxX]

"97th minute they won 3-2...its very realistic" lmao

[newbornfuture]

"it's a lot like doing a fajita"

[iNewtz]

Its My game you nobed haa i ant even saved it :L LOVE IT!

[jjibril]

y do ppl hate margaret thatcher?

[amazed66]

@jjibril not meant in a bad way to you but if you have to ask them you're probably too young to remember.

[SluzBag1993]

@jjibril Because of the way she handled the miners strike in the 80's

[alrdd]

@jjibril

strikes, frequent power outages, the falklands.

it's all arguable

[91Holdem]

good tip its a lot like doing a fajita lmao

[saintjimmi192]

''YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!''

''It's my game you knobhead, I've not even saved it, neehhhh!''

Haha, FUNNY STUFF!!

[rubyblue9010]

Jason Manfod makes me proud to be a northerner!

[919coco919]

Shut up yuu fuckin feathery bastard :)

[TheFootball454]

Legend! The new and improved Peter Kay!

[Pmccaff2009]

OMG Jessica from The Real Hustle!

Fucking love her.

[Pmccaff2009]

Sophie from BB10 is wicked.

LOL 'Oh yeah work with your dad'

[jjibril]

haha "initials in me pyjamas"

[JSTAR150]

it's true what he said about football manager lol

[RobynLovesFTSK]

woah, that jessica girl

i was just watching he real hustle...

[chanson301]

so funny

[OBJ2K9]

You feathery basterrdd!

[stonedstoner111]

Is that Stacey Slater at the end?? Like last ten seconds. Plus I am aware she's a fictional character I just don't know the actress' name lol

[bassiks]

Yeah mate.

[Mossopp101]

All i know is her first name is Lacey :P

[Leniiee1]

@stonedstoner111 yes its Stacey Slater from Eastenders. Her real name is Lacy Turner.

[hsmrox900]

It's Lacey Turner, And yes it is!!! Lol

[LILLEYakaBEKOZ]

wats it matter???

[TheMandaxx]

ArseRaptor?

[ArseRaptor]

I'll assume the question is, 'why ArseRaptor?'

Well, it took me ages trying to think of a good name, and even if I came up with a good it was already taken...

In the end, I just got a bit annoyed and put down something unusual, hence ArseRaptor was born

[1Messiah4All]

@ArseRaptor U gay?

[ArseRaptor]

@1Messiah4All No, are you?

[mayfly127]

@ArseRaptor your name.. is arse raptor!

[ArseRaptor]

@mayfly127 keen eye, mayfly, keen eye...

[mashlovescookies]

@ArseRaptor win.

[ArseRaptor]

@mashlovescookies thank ya kindly, cookie lover

[MrSennagod]

@ArseRaptor you sound like a total twat

[sowit1]

noth rules

[jakentacious]

@sowit1 the 'noth' cant spell apparently

[piledriver89]

@yidarmy070809 arrogant southern cunt

[MrAnderson7036]

jason is on stage and trying not to look at sophies boobs and failing lmao legend

[samox2]

cannot blame him haha

[piledriver89]

fuck london

[jimsicle]

Well, perhaps you shouldn't go then?

[backinstrachan]

Champ Man is pish, can't believed I loved it so much now we have Football Manager.

[seuble]

d champ manager bit is priceless!!true story!!

[dannythekopite1992]

hahaha the football manager bit is so true lmao

[MrSuperTevez]

@dannythekopite1992 tell me about it!

[liamw93]

love this

[welshdude91]

Shut your little beaky mouths! XD

[Klayton88]

dont know why people thumbed down this, its a genuine quote, he wasnt telling you all to shut your beaky little mouths!'

[jreid2007]

he is fuckin hilarious

[rudleydudley]

its my game ya knobhead!!! haha

[LilGaz182]

What a legend.