Team Fortress 2 Meet The Heavy Real Version

[stupidguy911]

Wow my nerf stampeed will beat heavy wepon guy any way

[TheStorm2406]

what kind of nerf gun is that?

[fordarkzero]

0:57 Maby, *sniff* , maby, i have jet to meet someone who can outsmart bullets* pull up a toy bullet from pants*

[forrestfire1012]

YOUR A DISGRACE D:

[IJenniferTheDarkI]

Sorry, but it's not very good. I'd suggest memorizing the script first, then working on your accent. Otherwise, you've got potential.

[brendanbuttman]

you yell so loud......not.....

[anixben]

wtf

[cookedjepi]

he is trying to be quietly

[cookedjepi]

HAHAHAHAHAH LAUGHING SO BAD WHAT WAS THAT LAUGH: aha haaahah aha

ahaahha

[richardwheeler44]

you are a terible actor

[BlySS93]

soooo so sooo. badly acted. Are you for real?

[anixben]

uh 

[tabares14]

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah­aha

[619minimysterio]

Everyone flag this vid as inappropiet

[Mr0ll3]

you are so bad even when U looking down on a paper all the time

[Mr0ll3]

im gonna subscrib this was great.... NOT

[Ben44961]

What you call this great, suck

[soujaboy1012]

I've seen better acting in my daughters plays she is 6 years old

[HectagramTv]

I don't want to play tf2 anymore.

[Hunterl4d37]

wow he didnt even try to do the accent! i'll have do stamp this video as FAIL!!!

[habbonfan]

there is a script behind his gun

[macehindu4]

U suck

[psychosnakebezzer]

Gay

[MrBatioztu]

acting is fail

[AustinGBHS]

This makes me feel gay for playing tf2

[PimpMasterchief]

Gay gay gay

[fanaticalllizard]

sad

[jonen9494]

You are heavy lowlife guy.

[cipinic]

Great ideea but you must speak slower and more like the Heavy. Also try to use the Heavy's accent and speak with more emotion. I almost forgot to say this but why do people hate you for this video so much? If they don't like it then just leave a dislike and a comment saying "This was rubbish" and not "lol wtf kid watch the actual vid".

And by the way I actually found this quite enjoyable to watch even if I didn't hear the Heavy.

[EpCswamp]

Great prenouncing at Sasha! Its Sasha not shascha ooh i almost forgot faggot doesnt dare to scream

[thejjbee]

"Some people think they can outsmart me, yes that may be true, *sniff* maybe" lol wtf kid watch the actual vid.

[thejjbee]

I wouldnt dare to shout at 0:41 either if it was jeopardizing my mom hearing me and knowing what I do with my spare time.

[larsalon]

british,

dumb looking,

shitlike haircut,

doesnt dare to shout ( 0:42 )

flap ears,

jup he remains virgin until he is 40

[gunmonkey2bxi]

@larsalon He's not British you cheeky daft cunt. We wouldn't be recognised as a country if we spat out little git's like that.

[IosiSe]

TIPS?



[fordarkzero]

him: i yet to meet a person who can outsmart bullet

( takes a toy bullet)

me: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA

[TheGameClan100]

What a faggot

[RhaeggtheMouseHoard]

Errors: ammo bandoleer is on the wrong side, wrong clothes, Heavy doesn't use nerf, etc.

[WhatsItToYa9]

I agree, you do seem rather high-strung and nervous. It feels like you were rushing your performance when you were talking about the specs of your gun because you had paused for a second.

Also, I don't think you nailed the hoarse voice of the Heavy when you shouted "Who touched my gun?" Try to make it sound more rough.

[bluexepheos]

@WhatsItToYa9 ya i just noticed that

[bluexepheos]

you seem pretty nervous

[bluexepheos]

hey dark that is the vulcan nerf gun im still trying to find where the battery is. you have it to?

[elrichzann]

Lol he didnt even have the balls to scream "Who touched my gun?!!?!?!?" His relatives are probably in that abode.

[fordarkzero]

@elrichzann Probably he is doing this 01:00 and doing this in secret XD

[flyingaroundables]

@YorkieCraft I was referring to those posting comments saying "THIS IS FUCKNG GAY THIS IS TERRIBLE HURR DURR GAY PERSON LOLOLOLOLOLO"

[BlackKnifeVice]

Im heavy weapons guy,and this,is my Nerf

[mrmildmiller]

awww u made fun of people

[flyingaroundables]

I don't really get why people hate this video. It isn't that bad actually. The people making fun of this guy are pieces of shit. Those pieces of shits are nerds playing in their room celebrating their 40th birthday in their mother's closet.

[iMODERNxWARFAREx]

FUCKIN NERD!

[lirontovy]

0:39

Gay voice

[rabieskungen]

I hereby have no hope for humanity. None.

[rodmanbest98]

fucking butthole...

[Petopia100]

LOL YOUR FUCKING PATHETIC!!!

[thecoolbritishchap]

u cant even speak russian twang u twat suck me balls u say it wrong somany times to

so gay

[NinjaUnicornMonster]

are you reading off of a piece of paper?

[JaykGonzo]

wow this is sad probably the worst one ive seen yet sry...........not really

[AznKarson]

You should of just lip synced the video and just do actions :P

[thecoolbritishchap]

@AznKarson innit

[shane112able]

wow youube is cruel

[KxIxCxKxExR]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT vader ill find your light saber... oh there it is. LOL

[formatR]

custom ... (what did i want to say) *reads*

Ahhh

[themok1998]

it cost 400.000 to like

it's free to dislike

xD

[shadowdragonXXXXXXX]

I love how hes reading off something while he does it.... what a failure...

[luigikiller1000]

lol your obviously looking at a script behind the gun

[ReconMarin3]

Somehow, I find this less... Threatening than the original video...

[TheColorRedpwns]

what was that nerf gun called? I think it was called a nerf Vulcan something something.

[misomoc]

guy is normal ?

[adeslasspy]

WTF? For the love of God

[19XxPotatoHeadxX95]

Hmm there is only 'made in china' on the nerf gun you can read

[Xtreme5659]

He's reading something on the gun

[gary6413]

Gay

[MrBernardoVieira]

its funny seeing u laughing after u see ur paper on ur wepaon with ur dialog

[demonor2]

one rais your voice and two

GET A FREAKING RUSSIAN ACCENT ITS NOT HARD!!!!!

AND DONT MESS UP YOUR LINES MAN

[EzioAuditore1998]

Why don't you guys try and make a better one then don't need to say ohh ur a fag and i wanna kill myself now

[Raanu4Life]

this is the kind of guy that makes me wanna slit my wrists and cut my throat....

[ThePejhmon]

Nerf bullets cost $400,000 for 12 secs of firing?

Looks like their pricing

*sunglasses*

needs to get nerfed ....

[megafailgod]

dude dont embarrass yourself of thousands of people, not cool

[Ub3rL33tPwnH4X0rN008]

Red lightsaber is so big its taking over part of the handle!

[painiscupcake1000]

you touch Sasha!!! you must pay $400,000

[photobombguys]

this video vas made by a turtle in pudding...

[kelseybug924]

No offense but I just died a little inside.

[greenday2182]

Cool lightsaber, oh wait... thats the dislike bar!

[WhatsYOURfood]

Nerf Fortress 2



[Crazyfrojoe]

0:27- awkward much?

[chickeneater789]

you give tf2 a bad name

[F2FViperfisch]

who cannot smart bullet (holds up tampon)

[RecordsDigital]

Worst Lines , Accent , Low voice Eh... Someone saw something good? maybe the size of the gun

[photobombguys]

WORST RUSSIAN ACCENT EVER!!!

[Cooljay1991]

Did your friend enjoy holding up the lines for you that you were reading off from

[Razer1103]

O.o I just watched that? My eyes actually tried to commit suicide because of the number of dislikes, and yet I still watched it.

[garpar1]

i cant belive i wached that that was so retarded oh my god

[TheUndeadEffects]

fucking twat, hes reading the lines and he sounds like a fucking nobhead, i hope you get an std from your mum.... wait... you are am std

[TheAlaaos]

I am THE COMMENTER

And this... is my comment

it has more than 20 words in it and some of them say mean stuff on u vid

like.... U SUCK and U FAILLLLLLLLL.... and WHAT ARE U? A *****?

[zecteor]

Ur BLU IDIOT UR SUPPOED TO BE RED!



[Trixter943]

._. wat

[KeepTheGreifMC]

u embarissed urself in front of 84,268 people! Thumbs up if u agree xD

[Tuddle1234554321]

@KeepTheGreifMC It gives me 84, 268 reasons to do better. Thumbs up if you hate this video

[smallbear93]

@Tuddle1234554321 u suck u 8 year old u suck stop making videos

[kingbo665]

@Tuddle1234554321 i personally liked this vid :D

[thecoolbritishchap]

@kingbo665 sadddddddddd



[fordarkzero]

@Tuddle1234554321 why thumb a comment when you can do that on the video?

[ChrisFluffyFR]

@KeepTheGreifMC Trying to get thumbs up eh?

[armyguy1404]

@KeepTheGreifMC

Now its 93,469 people he embarissed himself infront of xD

[MegaFlyingmachine]

@KeepTheGreifMC and he has the wrong words

[Karlosmovies]

you're a faggot

[costantinociotti]

Not only do you suck, and most definitely are homosexual. but the fact that you talk in a very low volume to avoid waking up your parents is priceless xD

[horseops]

I think heavy is a bit older

Sō thîs sùçks

[Pigganon]

You're more of a scout, son.

[TheJumper1905]

LOL that who touch my gun was epic

[tirsod2000]

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(X) Stupid,sincerely dont click this one

[AssassinM4A1]

wáá! this is baaad!

[ShellRageVG]

I'm sorry, but I'm 15 and I could have doen that a LOT better. Especially the voice.

[ItsFineToBeNaked]

you make heavy sound to smart :S

[nani2416]

Young heavy or kid heavy

[benjiful9000]

I admit, he's a terrible actor, and the video is a bit terrible but you haters are really mean. He cant help his age, and all of you who use "gay" as an insult are just homophobes.

[qwertguy100]

Hes blu with a red gun...

[marioman123two]

Get a life

[Thedidi9yo]

Very VEEERY BAD >:(

[DrDouche75]

nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[RIOWICHIproductions]

it's sounded like he said 2dildo custom rounds

[GundamKenny]

there got a paper behind the gun XD

[GundamKenny]

he didn't looks fat though...

[khk5409]

0:35 microsoft sam?

[khk5409]

0:27 lol

[RadicalEdward2]

It costs $400,000 to watch this FAIL . . . for 12 seconds.

[undeadkilla99]

this gun weighs 5 pounds and it costs $26.99 plus tax at wal mart to shoot it, for 12 seconds

[Chitty7633]

You suck!

[eddie12345611]

get a life! not a tf2 life!

[TheClawdeen34]

u all suck guys give him a chance dicks.u haters.

[toamuka]

hur

[005kakuzu]

2385 dislikes...



[eddie12345611]

u suk failer

[TheTalkingMushroom]

More like it costs 25 $ to fire this weapon !! lol

[VKinDisguise]

As soon as he said: 'I am Heavy weapons guy' I paused the vid, disliked and closed the tab and continued watching meet the spy XD

[Krams555]

what happends if you play only whit heavy...

[GamerWolf22]

XD Freak

[killroy870]

It doesn't cost that much... Its a nerf gun...

[Xnilb90]

lol?

[SaSguy45]

you stole Darthvader lightsaber oh no that is just deslike bar

[BorisD1992]

hahah gay lord

[gamesheroic]

LOL MAN THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY

[Bakorafanboy13]

NO RUSSIAN ACCENT YOU WILL DIE AT THE HANDS ZASHA

[imuramster3456]

You could of AT LEAST tried to do a russain accent.

[Supercrunk100]

WHAT A FUCKIN TOOL!

[Chitty7633]

Wow. This sucked. 1st Using friggin Nerf guns as a minigun model is a terrible idea.

2nd You didnt even try to do a russian accent. And 3rd your acting is aweful, especially when you "yelled" Who touched my gun!? Just omg.

[Animadellabattaglia]

fail



[Exzmo]

WHO THHOUCHH MY GHUN?

[zkriesse]

Nice try man but you didn't even ATTEMPT the Heavy's accent!!! And a nerf gun?!? Seriously, at least have some attempt at realism mate... Try, try, try... TRY again!

[godofdaredevils]

It's all fun and games until you post it on the internet...

[rpgsolider]

you may talk more louder in the "touch sasha" part

[AtomicCore9]

You gotta work on the laughing and need to copy heavy's accent better.

[sroboi]

*whispers* "Who touched my gun"

-_- 2,337 people outsmart nurf bullet...

[dizodo]

fail...

[Marcoxx121]

you: i am heavy weapon gay and this is me penis Boy is mas that I

[Stinkymutt1]

By the way what the hell is that bull shit at the end of the video? You question mark out everyones face exept for your gay face and you take heavys body? Go crawl in a hole and die you cocksucking, motherf**g, homosexual, bitch

[Stinkymutt1]

wow you insignificant faggate. you think you could be heavy? you couldnt be heavy even if you tried. You insult team fortress 2.Thanks for wasting a minute of my life with your queer ass acting.

[Samsonandlilu]

I am gay 11 year old... AND THIS, is my Nerf gun...

[magicman2002]

He did not well, WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!

[WHYamisoCOOL1]

garbage ass acting

[Jakehoc1997]

Ur to quiet

[xXTrYhArrdXx]

U SUK

[AndyDGS]

you think you can outsmart a bullet?

/watch?v=e5Y0fDYgjNc

[MegaPigmen]

o m g

[MrAmpharos1]

How SHE get so badWeapon?

[ofaith1975]

EPIC FAIL

[Worthless1010]

Wow, you didn't even re-do it after all of those slip ups.

[54AgeOfRogue54]

Probley just me who didnt hate this eh whatever

[MrRandomcrappystuff]

LAME

[koolkiidtre13]

I KNEW THIS WAS GUNNA HAVE ALOT OF DISLIKES BEFORE I CLICKED THIS HA HA XD!

[wogpackage]

DA THIS VILL NOT VORK!!!!

[thorsalech]

you didn't even try to use a russian accent?

[SneezingTomcat]

Oh Mah Gawd! Bitch knows how to use paint and airbrush!

[whitingc]

Look at this little kid. Forever alone...