SAMY VELLU - MMR2 PIPE NOT FIXED By GOD

[MrFukfukyou]

Malaysia country is ok.. But that guy Samy Velu , you need to watch out, especially when you happen to walk behind Samy Vellu.. you need to be extra careful as sometime his rambut palsu can fly off when sudden strong wind.... Pey-UUUuuu...

[MachinePRISM]

Now Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! became Ole! Ole! Ole!, juga Bola! Bola! Bola!

[MachinePRISM]

Merdeka ? Whoa ! - Tanah tumpahnya darahku... How can nobody know ?!

[MachinePRISM]

Norhayati - Tsunami (Malaysia kena!).

Azman - Taufan (Luzon? Mindanao ? Myanmar ?!).

India - cotton (in people's womb. 如何做的 ?).

John - Hurricane (USA ? Not Canada ?).

Give them Viagra lagi ? Try give them Olanzepin, otherwise forget everything pun boleh.

[whotookmynickkokokai]

use my spermy glue.

[alleyfun]

this is a joke. if the pipe fell on his head, i wonder if he can still say wat he said...

[SeventhSun]

"Not every human being is that perfect in this country."

Including him.

[SeventhSun]

Words coming from a very experienced man.

[Flybyhacker]

it will be FIXed by Samy Vellu

u SEE

[zydarking]

"...there are human beings working on it. It's not fixed by God. It's fixed by human being..."

...wtf?! pehal samy vellu mengaitkan jalanraya dgn Yang Maha Esa?! x masuk akal langsung...

[MachinePRISM]

I like this God versus craftsmen comments, it's great. Malaysia right, what a Saviour country for all.

[ravinz86]

samy vellu sucks dick for free

[Roobs67]

If that pipe had fallen on someone and killed them, he would have acted like a hero and gotten someone to be the fall guy. what an actor this man is.

[kailoong168]

Human being did it. God didn't fix it. This will be a classic, to be enjoyed for generations. Samy Vellu is definitely brain dead.

[leorusyun]

yelah....duit berbillion utk buat hiway berkualiti di masuk poket sendiri...rasanya tinggal pun duit 20% tinggalan so kena budget,paip tar jalan semua yg kos rendah jelah!

[tickledbiscuit]

What first class & whose God fix what??? What the f**k was he talking about? Pening aku dengar cerita tiga-suku tu dari menteri nyanyok..!!! Itu la akibat bila menteri tak berpelajaran...!!! Yang berpelajaran pun serupa macam kerismudin & kera jantan..!! Cakap pun tak betul dan nak jadi leader pulak. Tak professional pun...!!!

[Fairandjust]

Why is this thick-skinned black AssHole still hanging on to MIC presidency?Indians all over Malaysia have shown their anger and disgust to Samy Vellu and MIC by voting them out wholesale in election 08.But as expected these animals without dignity and integrity have refused to step down from party posts.Yes,Shameless....and MIC will die off very soon.

[samsdeansmission]

Wow that statement "it's fixed by a human being" was really deep!LOL

[ravinz86]

yeap samy u should award contracts 2 some reputable company i wonder which dumbfuck companies that benefited u which u gave d contracts to.btw u n khir toyo should b best friends both of u are just as stupid

[ericvai777]

Yes, we know it's not fixed by God, by by some shoddy contractor given the job by the Works Ministry. Can't blame them at all, cos' Price and Inflation everywhere has resulted in cutting a few corners here and there.

So for them, as long as it can fit and hold for a short while, then so be it! Like i said, i'm impressed that such goons can represent the people in the Parliament.

[marcus86]

this is where corruption comes in!!! This thing is just a very basic thing...if malaysian cant fix it, how r they going to fix the big thing?

[princedepressia]

Kannina chibai lanciau liao...

Kau pun boleh pergi blah balik ke Indonesia. Don't forget, you were once Indian too... you stole this land from the indigenous people living here.

Pergi baca buku Sejarah ko tu that's collecting dust.

[mengking86]

i thought we should not put the blame on god. in my opinion we should conduct a deep study of internal and external for the project b4 it being implemented.therefore steps could be taken to reduce the impact and benifits the rakyat.

[dannydickk]

Suck my cock sammi KUTU !! Brush you teeth before u did . Dump assss

[mampusBN2008]

Samy Vellu - you are thickest face i ever seen in this world. We as Malaysian citizen made really wrong decision to vote you in last time.

We kicked you out from parliment on your birthday. Do u know why? Because we FIRE YOU to serve Malaysia! Understand???? Do you want me to speak in Tamil???

[siva6556]

u fuck lah latinoheat525

[ravinz86]

dan alphamain i ingat u harap ko dapat 72 virgins kat syurga???dream on dude god aint giving shit 2 ya unless u want gay virgins den maybe hahah

[princedepressia]

Intha comment avelo nalla ille...

Antha munji ke gay virgins venumma? Kali tuppe vange.

[ravinz86]

sorry my mistake my grandparents were professional bukan semua orang hindu kasta rendah dan kalo tak kira msia bangsa tamil di lain tempat lebih berjaya dari sini kerana di beri hak yg sama di negara spt denmark uk france us germany dan australia kalo sini ko orang dilindungi nep dan kebanyakan org india dibawa kesini sebagai buruh tapi tu tak menceritakan pasal bangsa kalo u nak tau pasal bangsa kau tengok la video mahatir kat u tube pemimpin ko pun hina ko

[princedepressia]

Appedi podu macha!

[izulkarnain82]

Wooo!!! Sebab tue aku ckp ko nie kurang ajar. Nak cerita pasal hak sama rata, kan semua kaum dapat hak masing2, korang boleh cari makan selagi tidak bertentangan dengan undang2, bebas beragama, asal jgn bikin ribut. Masalahnya yang korang nak tue sesuatu dalam yang termaktub dalam perlembangaan. Hak keistimewaan orang melayu. Kami boleh hapuskan hak tue, dengan syarat prinsip jus soli juga turut dihapuskan. Bukan bumiputera bukan warganegara. Amacam ko suke tak? Win-win situation. Boleh!!!

[ravinz86]

to latinoheat and izulkarnain i guess u should do some extensive research about the origins of locals in malaysia n as for bangsa india rendah darjat dude wat u expect ?? although my ancestors didnt came into this country as professionals most indians were brought here as rubber tappers but doesnt mean rendah darjat ,if u look back at civilisation we were the first so yeah rendah darjat?? The only ppl rendah darjat are ppl wit low mentality and unable to differenciate wats right and wrong like u

[alphamain]

Sistem Kasta tu Hindu punya. Kau orang Hindu kan...apa nak malu? Bawa Kavadi tak malu...mengaku kasta rendah malu ka? Tuhan Durga marah nanti...baik bertaubat...bawa Kavadi besar sikit tahun depan...itu pun kalau tak mati lagi.

[princedepressia]

You speak like an ignorant prick...

Faham tak maksud saya?

[alphamain]

Yes, I have the needle to "prick" you, so becareful what you wish for, princedope.

[princedepressia]

I wonder what religion you are in... but whatever religion you are in, it must be the ajaran salah version of it.

LoL, you're not only ignorant, you're stupid too. Interesting combination indeed.

[izulkarnain82]

Betul la! Itu faktakan. Sistem kasta bukan kami yang cakap, sejarah yang cakap. Hidup berkasta-kasta. Orang cakap tentang fakta. Ko tue yang bodoh sombong.

[princedepressia]

We have let go of the caste system... well at least the evolved Indians have. People like you who still harp on the caste system are the ones that are 'low caste'.

And if you don't understand anything I said, that just proves my point.

[zee55555]

makkal sakti valga.....

[truelymalaysia]

are all malaysian as stupid as this stupid looking monkey?????

[fwildly]

Nope. He's a completely different species altogether - Homo Semivalueless. A rare sub-species of human which can be found lurking in developing countries shooting their mouths off and constructing tolls on highways. It subsists on a unusual diet of shares from telecommunications companies.

Any further questions?

[alphamain]

Good answer.

[TELDSTER]

Is this aminister of a country aspiring to become a developed nation in 2020 or a fishmonger? dei go and make broken prata da

[izulkarnain82]

Yeah!! That's damn true. Orang tak pernah ada masalah dengan bangsa lain, cuma bangsa lain ada masalah dengan orang melayu. Die Hindraf ,die Hindraf, die Hindraf!!! Kalau x puas hati blah dari tanah kami. Berambus balik tmpt asal korang. Dasar manusia rendah darjat.

[princedepressia]

Kindly read what I said harakahdaily11... it also applies to you.

[kelvinyeo2001]

LoL..he talk so Improfesional..and he look like trembling...did anything wrong behind??

[suparmaniam]

All this negative comments shows that you all have no brains. construction failure do happens world wide and other countries, they not blame only the minister involved.

[penchot7]

samy...its abt time u step down asshole....pundamaune....

[revowithin]

12 billion to renovate parliment? 20billion cost up for penang bridge? 700k for renovate a roundabout?

[kandarawoli]

hidup samy vellu... screw those all of you who're against him la...

[frankiects]

i think samy vellu is the not qualified one

[euphemismidiot]

OMG.......... he should be a comedian. Lawak betul!!

[runeer]

this fucker is going to hell for bullshitting too much!

[chindianunited]

sami vellu kaya!banyak dia rasuah! diatu jaga masyarakat indiakah poket dia sendiri?jangan dibohong BN , SEMUA RASUAH!UMNO,MCA,MIC SEMUA RASUAH!

[manmyweb]

senangnye ko cakap... nasib baik benda tuh tak jatuh kena kepala ko!

[DatoSeriSamyVellu]

Itu semua tuhan punya pasal... timbalan mintiri jadi mintiri pun paip picah juga...apa saya boleh buat..kalau paip tu picah lagi saya kina taruk saya punya glue la...

[mattlavey]

and then...during this latest umno grand meeting at pwtc.. a makcik from i cant recall where said that there are lots of defects on buildings,roads etc because of the foreign workers."mereka ini tidak ada semangat cintakan negara, tidak membuat kerja bersungguh2 kerana ini bukan negara mereka" she quote.

huh?

[jingmun]

kalo bagi gaji banyak sikit instead of masuk poket, bolehlah kerja kuat sikit. u paid what u get for. fair and square.

[ecstatic88]

pipe not fixed by God lolzz

[ian1987lee]

give us back our fucking money!

[dhaya19]

hoi samy, we know God didn't fix the pipe, because we didn't pay God for the job. We paid You/your department. We demand a more professional/logical answer/reply, not a coverup. So Samy, if you're reading this, this is not 1950's or 60's, in 12 years it gonna be 2020, so stop bullsh*ting!

[surianafs]

Hey mr.Vellu...what are you doing about the MRR2 now? I pass by under the bridge almost everyday....and those cracks seem to be getting even larger by the day...i want to ask...are the cracks getting larger in proportion to your OWN crack?? Please do something about it...just because you like getting screwed in the backside doesn't mean we like to....

[tourman53]

Samy,

You know why most of your projects Failed? Basically your don't have technical knowledge and you bluff your way out. You're really lucky to be MIC president if not your stands will be like those mabok indians beging around the streets.

[libramadchen]

A joke making the rounds in KL: Samy V was walking home 1 day when he was stopped by some thugs. They say, "Give us your money, asshole!!" Samy V replies, "Hey, do you know WHO I am?? I am Samy Velu!!" The thugs then say, "In that case, give us OUR money...."

[mclenptp]

Good joke,bro.

The thugs should have demanded his Hair to confirm if he is a real 'botak'.

[bad8076]

@libramadchen >>>hahahaha...good one....never saw that coming.

[cityzen4]

yeah - the fuckin'pavements in KL are NOT user-friendly to people with prams, wheelchairs etc.....& sooo dangerous for normal folk, - so what the fuck are u doing about this, Velu u corrupt asshole???!!!

[libramadchen]

this bad-wigged bastard should use the money he squeezed out of us (from his fucking toll booths) to start making better pavements for pedestrians. The fucker should take a walk in the city and hopefully fall into 1 of the random holes that seem 2 appear out of nowhere, b4 coming up with another scam!!!

[Tukol70]

Ayat 28 Surah Ali Imran

Janganlah orang mu'min mengambil orang kafir menjadi wali*** dengan meninggalkanorang mu'min. Barang siapa berbuat demikian, niscaya lepaslah ia dari pertolongan Allah kecuali kerana siasah memelihara diri dari sesuatu yang ditakuti dari mereka. Dan Allah memperingatkan kamu terhadap diri (siksaNya) Dan hanya kepada Allah kembali(mu).

***Wali ditafsirkan sebagai pemimpin, penolong.

[pga101]

Go to the mosque lah

and nazri go to the church

you guys at the wrong place

[princedepressia]

Actually what he's saying is that even in Islam they're saying that Samy will go to hell and be tortured there.

Which is a good thing, if you ask me.

[rafikster]

salam bro. kita kena sebarkan hadis ni kepada pengundi2 beragama Islam di sungai siput..

[2drunk2giveaphuck]

n watch the country go down the drains n become a terrorist state?

[streettech73]

Wah! U talk like that aa..wait till the Hantu tarak suka sama lu..Tuhan pun tarak suka sama lu..Lagi banyak disaster akan menimpa lu..tauuu.

[truelymalaysia]

A Treasury circular directing government agencies to appoint only bumiputera (native) consultant firms for development projects under RM30 million on Nov 6, 2006 is racially discriminatory, improper and unwarranted.

Government projects below RM30 million form the basic support for most consultant firms in Malaysia. To deprive chinese or indian consultant firms of these projects tantamount to depriving them of their basic means of income, and they would have to close shop. DAP OK!!!

[libramadchen]

btw, - are the people in the background, his bodyguards, - or are they just normal citizens surrounding the bastard, so they can beat the shit out of him?

[billysim77]

Diamlah Bapok keling kia Samy

[libramadchen]

'dhaya', - with the pathetic, corrupted, political state M'sia is in, at the moment, - I think you should add "dumb Chinese & Malay communities" to the list. The PEOPLE voted these assholes into office, right? So time to share the blame, folks...

[izulkarnain82]

Nope sure about that!!! But time had come, this old man to get the hell out from his office.

[libramadchen]

whatever, - but make sure the bastard takes his fucking lice-infested wig with him when he goes! And as for the other asshole polits, - they should all be jailed.

[cancun1954]

Not till he fuck every indians in malaysia

I wish he was in cuba I'll cut his balls and feed the dogs.

[latinoheat525]

hindraf and its supporters can all fuck off to india

[dhaya19]

he's one of the most bullsh*tting person in the world... and what kind of WORK minister he is to give such a ridiculous excuse...hopefully our "dumb" indian community will realize what's going on in Malaysia....

[libramadchen]

god definitely didn't make this piece of shit-in-a-wig. My guess is that some retard humans glued some limbs & stuff together, (with cheap glue of cos'), - and hey presto!!, - Semi Value was created! (btw, has he been saving the better/expansive glue for his wig?)

[libramadchen]

for more on "Semi Value" & all the other jerks that run M'sia, type uncyclopedia dot org - and when u are in, type 'Malaysia' / have fun!!

[metmafia]

what kind of excuses he make?

[mclenptp]

This shameless,big liar minister is but ONE of the many in the government which is corrupted to the core.His main job is to cover the asses of Big Brothers.This he has done very well;proven by the fact that he has been put to head the lucrative Works Ministry for so many years.Now he feels so powerful that he calls himself the Untouchable minister.

[BetulTANAHBodoh]

Now I know, why this guy is such a semi value!Thank GOD, I dont have as a minister in the country I live ion!YES NASIB, indeed I have!With this imbeccile around, I dont think even SAMI can Help the Mlaysian Indians!The quicker you get rid of him, the better it would be for you!

[Anepix]

hahaha bageroo

[goldfish3036]

owh man..wat a crap...its fuckin damn hard to hear "sorry" from him..or even admit any faulty..nonsense man this fella..such a crap explaination...

[gaia8899]

This type of standard can also become a minister. ITS NOT FIXED BY GOD ITS FIXED BY SOME DOGS! YOU CHECK ... YOU CHECK YOUR BANK ACCOUNT FIRST. ASSHOLE!

[wengminjacky]

God ? Fuck u! Sammy malu...!

[BNTakBoleh]

Hello , teohcf . Sunagi Siput resident Very love Samy.

Coz Samy = MP of Sungai Siput.

Sungai Siput ada SMART HIGHWAY ? Ada Toll ?

[dhaya19]

Samy is full of bullsh*t! Dey, wake up, just because he speaks in english doesn't mean people gonna think he's telling the truth. Samy, just reveal the true story, that u gave the contract to one of your crony/family friend who has no idea about what they were doing! Man...he is the stupidiest minister in M'sia!

[Irisyt]

Execuses! Execuses! When he's going to learn? What a shame!

[adolescentLady]

how many failure u have to show untill u will resigned?? want to wait the whole MRR2 collapse is it?

power to the people!

[BNTakBoleh]

Next time , My Customer complaint me.

I will just said : Sorry this is fix by me ,

Not fix by GOD And My MIC Head SAMY VELLU also said like this........

[teohcf]

Whole Malaysians know that Samy Vellu is the God of Tai Chi (10th Dan Black Belt Tai Chi Master). Whole Malaysians hate him but nobody able to stop him!

[princedepressia]

Thank God he's no longer in the Parliament...

[Inferno83]

Does anyone know if he is even educated? Can't speak Bahasa, can't speak English, somebody please shoot him.

[cancun1954]

Samy will sell his wife and mother to get what he want's

[BNTakBoleh]

Next time , Every project may need approval from GOD..