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  • Horror movies are not platforms for pop psychology, social commentary or statements about the media hungry establishment. Halloween was the archetype of the modern horror film and BOTH of Zombies films just pissed all over that. MM is an unstoppable mass murderer because of his home life? Lori becomes a whinny Emo chick and Loomis goes all Dr. Phil? Come the fuck on! These movies should be called re-writes not remakes. And Zombie needs to go back to making good rock and roll not bad films.

  • how come people like the resident evil movies,friday the 13th remake, a nightmare on elm street remake and the texas chainsaw massacre but dont like the games and the originals and plus halloween 1 remake was good but everybody thinks those other remakes are good

  • halloween 2 did suck i just watched rob zombies 1 and 2 the 2nd one was shit

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  • actully i thought halloween ii was good

  • one thing i hated in this movie is michael myers can talk! Michael myers can't talk!

  • Halloween 2 was horrible & Rob Zombie fucked up with this. The original 2 Halloweens were perfect. Halloween 4 was great. Halloween 5 & 6 were decent. Halloween H2O was amazing. Resurrection was boring. The 1st remake was passable. But this WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS SHIT?!?!?

  • This review is INVALID until you review the director's cut! What Rob was going for in H2 was to show how each of the characters handled the events of the first halloween in a realistic fashion. Lourie rebelled against her nerdy persona, addicted to pills, & slowly became insane due to genetic & external factors. Annie goes from carefree teen to a recluse and being a mom to Lourie & dad. Sheriff carrys guilt from failing to protect Annie & Lourie. Loomis hides his pain & failure thru fame!

  • @Wizard66 damn you make me wanna watch the directors cut, im gonna go do that now.

  • I will definately steer clear of that movie.

  • Um please don't yell i'm not a watch that many gorrar films nor have i seen the whole halloween seires and propply never well but why does he wear a mask yes i get it he likes them but why

  • Poke Him With A Stick xD

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  • there making a 3erd one

  • halloween 3 is not gonna be dircted by rob zombie

  • @fresh16085 but i heard it will have michael myers in it

  • Here's how I would list the Halloween movies from best to worst (excluding the 3rd movie):

    1. Halloween (1978)

    2. Halloween 2 (1981)

    3. Halloween 4

    4. Halloween 5

    5. Halloween (2007)

    6. Halloween 6

    7. Halloween: Resurrection

    8. Halloween 2 (2009)

  • @BigDC100 you forgot H20

  • @kylum10001

    Yeah I know. I'd rank it in between Halloween 5 and the 2007 remake. But that's my opinion.

  • @BigDC100 fair its your opinon nothing aganist it i would say its my third favorote next to the origenil halloween and halloween 2(1981)

  • @kylum10001

    Understandable I mean I did enjoy it but it didn't follow the storyline established in the past three movies. Leaving what would had happened after H6 a complete mystery.

  • guys keep in mind that zombie didn't even really want to make this film. he had bad experiences with the first film and didnt put much effort into this one. sure it wasnt a good film but rob barely even wanted to do it, the studio pushed a sequel out of him

  • Definitely hear what you were saying about the redundant violence. The only death scene that even remotely interested me (or made me feel sorry it happened) was when Danielle Harris' character died.

    And that was purely because we *didn't* actually see it happen, only the flash cuts. ......Only one interesting scene in the whole two hour movie. Weak.

  • @Stargazer19

    I know! The only scene in the film that I really connected with was when Brackett found Annie dead. That was the only scene where I felt very involved with the film. Ever other scene was like I'm here and they're on the screen.

  • You seriously take movies seriously, you need to calm down. And also, I was watching this video with my friend and he said 'a remake doesn't have to be exactly like the original, maybe rob zombie made Laurie weak to make even more scarier.'

  • @holymoly678878

    But she was TOO weak. I mean the Laurie in the original Halloween movies was weak too but she was able to fight back. This Laurie on the other hand was so weak that she didn't even try to fight back. All she did was bitch and scream throughout the whole movie. The only real thing she did was kill Michael in the end but even that was a pretty weak scene. Now everyone has their own opinions. If you liked this movie then great but I just thought it was...eh.

  • This review iz funny as hell and I hav 2 agree wit this.

  • I liked to hoodie. More modern.

  • Good Review, I was saying the same thing about how they change Dr.Loomis in this film.

  • @fanmade1

    Yeah I hated that also. Whoever thought that turning Dr. Loomis into a media whore was a good idea really needs to be shot.

  • late to post but what you said about laurie being weak? she was weak in the original first two aswell, she still cryed like a bitch whenever he was coming, and she actually grew a pair in H20 which is alil while after she was a weak teeneager

  • I know it is late to pst a comment but I have to say this 1 they play the halloween music in the end credits but it is modernized and that you need to watch the directors cut on dvd it is a little better but the movie still was not as good as the original halloween 2 and this movie shouldn't be considered a remake but more of a destroy a series that was good up till part 4 excludeing part 3.

  • I saw it on my birthday (Aug 29 2009) and I felt like my birthday present was a pimp slap from god.

  • dude your right halloween 2 sucks bad. also what are you thoughts on halloween 3d next year?

  • @HorrorMovieReview73 halloween 3d will feature michael myers

  • @Devman60006 I know. I'm just not sure how it will turn out, besides I agree with everything film master said. This film did suck and from what I see Halloween 3d will suck even if if does feature Michael because they don't make movies like they should nowadays.

  • @HorrorMovieReview73 if a make a halloween 3d i just need a change of protagonist and antagonist the antogonist i want is laurie strode and the protagonist i want is michael myers that's it.

  • @monsterfan25 So you want Laurie the killer? I don't think it would happen cause there are 2 endings for the film. I know it doesn't make sence changeing the endings. What is good is there bringing back the older mask from Halloween (1978). I don't there the story yet but it better be good.

  • @HorrorMovieReview73 I mean I don't know the story yet. My mistake.

  • @Devman60006 if it does i hope they make him the hero in that movie and laurie the killer.

  • I hate the fact that the child michael myers from the original wasn't even present. And the supernatural theme of the whole family reuniting makes no sense. And to add onto that laurie's real name was for some reason changed to Angel Myers in the new movie

  • LOved the review so fuckin true

  • Ignore the michael mask and you can just think of this film as starring 'The Monster' Abyss from TNA. The hoodies are even the f'n same!

  • haha dude ur awesome!!

  • Omg LMAO 0:56-1:13 was to fuckin funny

  • bull fucking shit. it owns 

  • @ 5:31 *instert nelly "it was only just a dreeeeeaam."*

  • Whats the name of the song in the beginning?

  • @rootbeer3651, 45 by shinedown

  • i loved it

  • I bought this god awful piece of camel shit six weeks ago. Saw it ith my best friend at his house. Afterwards, I grabbed the disc, went outside, pissed on it, shit on it, spat on it and then stomped on it fifty times till it was tiny little pieces of metal.

    Rob Zombie needs to shoot himself.

  • here is a wierd thing last time i recalled jason kicks ass through out the whole movie freddy is a dick head and michael is shittier than all hell!!!!!!!!

    ((((((CASE CLOSED))))))

  • this movie is a peice of shyt!

  • MICHAEL MYERS DOES NOT TALK!!!!! I mean it was bad enough they turned him into a mountain man, had him show his face, and act like Jason but now he talks? What was Zombie thinking?

  • Hey Adam, I heard they're making a third film and its going to be in 3-D but Rob Zombie will not be directing it. Do you think it will make up for the second film

  • I totally agree with you 100% this movie sucked so much dick. Its just so horrible that they made him kill for mommy, also the one thing i hated about this movie was the whole white horse thing that they randomly put it in this movie if they said somehting about it in the first one it would have made so much sense but nothing could save this movie one bit its that horrible for the hobo michael myers

  • I do love House of 1,000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects, so...Rob Zombie CAN make movies. I've only seen the first of the original Halloween movies, and the first is a classic, but I enjoyed Rob Zombie's first Halloween ALOT. And yeah I was pissed about how the theme to Halloween didn't show up til after the credits started rolling, same way I was pissed that they only played the Nightmare on Elm Street theme for like 5 secs at the start of the remake.

  • You forgot the most important thing Adam ;) Michael Fucking TALKS and growls!

  • Bad news Adam. They ARE making another chapter. Except Rob Zombie's not directing this one. And the film's going to be in 3D.

    You've gotta admit though, Danielle Harris was an upside for the film.

  • @TheBlackPhoenix100,

    HALLELUJAH!! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!! HALLELUJAH!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!

  • @TheBlackPhoenix100,

    Yeah, she, Brea Grant and Brad Dourif were the only ones in this movie who actually gave a shit about the film.

  • rob zombie did totally rape this movie but he really didn't want to do it so he half assed it

  • @CounterCrazeBand,

    95% of his films are half-assed.

  • @thelupoistheman1 he is an OK director

  • I know this is going to sound wrong but I really dont like how big Michael is in this movie like he's a giant! I dont want a giant! I want a normal dude that kills people for no reason

  • i thought Halloween 2 was pretty damm confusing 

  • HEY YOU STOLE THE LINE FROM TROPIC THUNDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. this movie doesn't suck dick...........ITS SUCK MOTHER FUCKIN' ELEPHANT DICK THAT JUST CAME OUT OF A RHINOS ASSHOLE THAT WAS BORN FROM A HAIRY-ASS MAMMOTH THAT FUCKED ITS BROTHER...........FUCK THIS MOVIE SUCKED

  • rob zombie ass raped micheal myers

  • @harvydent45 lol

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  • @FireTrainer12 well its true

  • The best thing about this movie was Love Hurts, the trailer, and hairy bush shots :)

  • i agree and if you said sex nuts and retard strong from clerks 2 there randall

  • you say it so wright

  • Zombie's H2 was HORRIBLE! Sherri Moon is a HORRIBLE actress!

  • @sacolton,

    100% true.

  • ur vids r fuckin awesome. plz do more movie reviews

  • The entire oral sex thing makes me think that you have experience on this topic.

  • I liked the movie but not as Halloween 2. Should of gave it a different name and it would have been decent. There is no comparison between this and the original.

  • why DID Rob Zombie do a sequel? I thought you said he didn't want to? And look on the bright side....It wasn't Michael Bay...Just think of what he would do!

  • @Vanoc93 yeah probably have Michael EXPLODE instead of catching on fire like the original Halloween II!!!

  • It sucks because Rob has made some awesome horror movies like House of 1000 Corpses.

  • SUCKED DICK! lol

  • Great rant! I just hope he did not destroy the seires. I really love his first movie., then he made this crap. Great review!

  • rob zombie did everythinf that john carpenter didnt do... on purpoe. john didnt use blood to be different from every other horror film. michael didnt have a backstory to be kinda scarier for the viewer. hb how michael never kills judiths bf or his step dad?! michael gets his mask from a hardware store not judiths bf. fuckin worst remake ever!!!!!

  • halloween 2  suck

  • i hate the halloween 2 remake i hated every thing about it

  • yeah and nightmare on elm street remake really sucked

  • See the director' cut it makes more sense.

  • I agree! Halloween 2`s Lauren just fucking whined all the time T_T and that was pure shit . . . All the time just the same shit. . .

  • Apparently the reason they didnt put the Halloween theme in this movie was bcause they didnt think there was an appropriate spot for it to go in. I thought there were a few spots they could have put it in.

  • I saw it *why* and hated it, but the worst part was near the end, that Micheal talked. WHY!!!

  • Your right. Fuck Rob zombie i will say i have both 1 & H2 but H2 does suck ass especially the unrated ending. Rob is a dickhead he rips off of Friday the 13th makin Michael see his slutty mom and we all know thats Jason's thing not Michael shit you know cuz Halloween came out b4 Friday the 13th and Michael was evil cause the thorn cult curse he killed cuz it meant to help the comunity by sacrificing his own family FUCK RZ i should of made H2 people would of loved it like a bitch

  • i hated this movie !!!! shame on you rob zombie you are stupid micheals a hobo and lauries a slut fact movie sucked really bad and dr loomis is a dumb retart i hated it!!!!!!!! o/5 stars

  • film master adam your retarted h2 was fucking awesome maybe you should give the mmovie another chance dumbass

  • @H222009 ,

    Don't call him retarded, you fucking trailer trash hick. Halloween 2 was fucking horrible.

  • ur right bro. these movies are just for fun! and i think these horror remakes are awesome

  • halloween 2 2009 was beast

  • lol i didnt see anything i liked in the first one beside brad dourif as the sheriff and im sure not gonna watch this one i mean he managed to make the characters so unlikable you really didnt care about them and the violence either a ripoff of the original or just a shitload of annoying screaming with a brutal finish

  • this guy talks about dick a lot.

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  • this dude mad as fuck!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

  • that movie was sooooooooooooooo horrible!!!!

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  • @ lupoistheman1

    Ur a fucking rude cunt, you should burn in hell for saying that shit, i dont care if you dont like the movie, but fucking hell

  • @SwitchedProjex ,

    Blow me.

  • why dose every one who reviews movies on here start off shouting cus words. man grow up and review the film properly

  • ow ya for the record michael myers is not a ripoff of jason and this michael is accually badass the other michael s from the origanials are fuckin weak i could throw a rock at john michael and he would die i hate to break this to the fans of the origanials but the old halloweens suck big time

  • @H222009 ,

    Go suck Rob Zombie's dick.

  • hey shit face daviem619 u suck big dick for saying michael myers looks like santa ur a fucking dumbshit retard who knows nothing robs halloweens kick ass so adam and daviem619 go fuck john carpentar in the ass

  • i have to say to film master adam u suck and ur a motherfuckin gay homo rob made two great halloween movie they are better than john carpentars shitty halloweens so adam u suck ass

  • he also made michael look like fucking santa...WTF?

    everything you've said bud i agree with,this movie has destroyed the the series....Rob your a fudge packer!

  • not judging your reviews... there actually quite good, its just my opinion... plus you do sound like randall from clerks lol, peace

  • great review man =D

  • you sound like randal from clerks lol SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES BITCH!

    + H2 was genius, you SUCK DICK!

  • Genius? Good? a horror film? H2 is none of the above buddy... If you dont believe me.. theres a little something called the IMDb's it's been around for about 10 years... you can see the ratings and user comments of any movie you want there.. i suggest you try that before you judge this review.

  • "Was this a joke? Was this a spoof movie and then you will give us the real Halloween 2?" Well guess what Adam J. that is almost exactly what happened. The unrated director's cut of Halloween 2 is almost a different film than what you saw in theaters.

    The studio really messed with his theatrical cut of Halloween 2. The director's cut is paced much better and Laurie's character arc is better told. (still "weak" however) The new cut deserves it's own review.

  • h2 was a good movie

  • Yeah she was a whiny little bitch LMAO!

  • First of all, this is NOT the original halloween. You retarded ppl have to understand that! These movies were amazing! If you are so obsessed with seeing the original or something like it, watch the original!!! Rob Zombie remade the first one..REMADE!!And the second one was a sequel to the first one. He took it to a totally different place. You people who say there was too much violence. he is a F***in killer, its suppose to be violent. Id like to see you ppl try to remake a movie

  • i agree with your comment

  • awesome review!

    and so true in everyway

  • ppl have to understand this and get it throught their thick skulls. RZ first halloween was re imaging of halloween, h2 was a sequal to the first. not a remake to the 2nd. so what did you want rob to remake these two movies frame by frame or what? get the fuck over it, this is a new franchise FRESH. it has nothing to do with the other one. like it or not these two movies were the best two since the original halloween 1 & 2. all the other halloween movies were so fucking retarded.

  • "all the other halloween movies were so fucking retarded" i dissagree with that

  • this was the worst movie I have ever seen.

  • How can anyone say Rob zombies Halloween films have better dialogue than the original...the dialogue in Robs films is the word FUCK repeated over and over and over! Rob should die!

  • @trip189n,

    His scripts are fucking awful.

  • Halloween 2 was awsome my oppinion

  • This guy is hysterical! The way he makes fun of that pain in the ass Laurie is genius!

    And it's true, Rob Zombie is a true disgrace to film, music and just human beings.

  • id like to see how;d you cope if u saw half urs friends get butchered.

  • Anybody who defends this movie, and can honestly say they're a Halloween fan, fucking explain Loomis to me in this piece of shit movie. Explain to me why Loomis was such a different character than he was in rob zombies first. If you can explain why the personality change was needed, how it made sense, and how it stayed true to the character, then I will consider you some all knowing god.

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  • why the hell do you have to go off and say to everyone do not go see this movie. why cant u just say i dont like this movie. simple as that! i will admit there was stupid shit in the movie but im not telling everyone not to go see it because i dont have the right to say that.

  • That was one of the worst endings to a horror movie that was terrible. And Zombie actually did a good job with the first. His wife must have some dirt on him.

  • You sound like Randall from Clerks.

  • Believe it or not, I get that alot.

  • Not a bad thing, that movie rules

  • @FilmMasterAdam In the unrated cut of Halloween 2 Michael Myers speaks as an adult. He only says " die" but that is a big no-no.

  • @ConnDevi88 i agree lol

  • This movie completely proves my point that rob zombie cannot direct a horror film and especially not a Halloween film

  • @bcmvp11 ,

    Can't direct. That's it? The fucking cocksucker couldn't write a script to save his life.

  • @bcmvp11,

    The talentless fucker couldn't direct his way out of a paper bag.

  • @bcmvp11,

    Not to mention the writing in his films is atrocious.

  • @bcmvp11 Hey, hey, woah, House of a 100 Corpses and The Devils Rejects were goog.

  • Don't ever open a review with the word "FACT". That causes people like myself to not bother to watch the rest. Pretentiousness.

  • I agree with you completely

  • Im so fucking glad i watched it on the net and didn't have to pay to see that piece of shit, my only regret is that i didn't watch your review beforehand.

  • haha they made michael a gangster

  • Dont you think taylor compton is hot tho?

  • I would do things to her that are illegal in 47 states but that doesn't change the fact that the movie blew lmao

  • Haha i got you, yeah the movie sucked and jamie lee curtis is a better actor than scout but damn scout is so fuckin hot!!!

  • Rofl!!! I don't want to know what "illegal shit" you're talking about.

  • i have bad news he is writing the third now.

  • this is the worst movie i ever seened!! but scout-taylor compton is so fuckin hot!!!

  • wt the fuck u mr film master or mater dick, h2 was awesome its relastic and viloent.

  • amen....

  • hated Halloween 2.....bad acting, bad direction...totally ruined the whole franchise...i was seriously just as mad as this guy and LOOMIS...seriously, what zombie did to him was unforgettable

  • @djsteviev11,

    Scout was decent, Danielle Harris was ok, Brad Douriff was pretty decent, but everything and everyone else was bad.

  • thanks for the spoiler alert you motherfucking cocksmoking cuntfaced cumguzzling dumpster slut.

  • your welcome

  • @FilmMasterAdam You forgot to mention that the reason most of the victims died because most of them kind of started the fight with Micheal so no surprise why they died.

  • @CeebNSerg Usually a review like this has spoilers. Watch the first part of a review and it has a spoiler scene don't watch it.

  • rob zombie's halloween 2 was awasome if it was the same as the old 1s what would be the pont its a fresh look on it

  • totally agree

  • Agree, wholly.

  • Fact? No loser, no! I can say that it's a fact that you look like a rat bag douche-but that would be considered an opinion to you right?! Right!

  • Rob Zombies first Halloween is better than Carpenters because you see Michael as a child and how he becomes the legend unlike in Carpenters with that crapy opening sequence that goes on for an age. Just thought i'd say that

  • no. screw you

  • MrDave, your a dick-humper

  • John carpenter is a fucking disgrace the best film hes made was the thing but the rest of his films are made up of shitty characters poor pacing and diabolical dialogue the only thing that makes the original worth a watch is Donald pleasance...while Zombies is a much more well crafted film wth better dialogue the character of michael is more scarier cos he's a fucking psycopath not a "shape" and Zombie is just a downright better flmmaker who will kick Carpenters ass back to the old folks home

  • Dude, you are the definition of a retard. All Rob" Douchebag" Zombie is the worst director to ever sit in the director's chair. Rob Zombie is a no-talent asshole who should not have even be famous right now.

    So suck my dick, MrDave

  • you are the definition of a nedanderthal, do you know what that means...that means you are a no brain cocksucking, motherfucking CUNT who needs to stop the incest an get a fucking job instead of insulting people over THEIR opinions