"Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" Hash House Harrier Song

[Thpurpleninja]

I gt a dfrnt 1 "hitler has only got 1 ball the other is in the Albert hall,his mother that dirty bugger, she chopped it off when he was small oh I said .... (repeat)

[carinahyfen]

hitler, has only got one ball, the other, is in the albert hall, his mother.. the dirty fucker, chopped it off when he was born'8!

[cygod1]

you are so so faty and you lick burgers doodoo

[vampiresstrina]

Hitler has only got one ball the other is in the albert hall his mother the dirty bugger cut it off when he was small she threw it into the apple tree the wind blew it into the deep blue sea the fishes got out their dishes and had scallops and bollocks for tea hitler has only got one ball the other is in the albert hall his mother the dirty bugger cut it off when he was small!!

[agapathos]

We used to sing, back around 1960 or so,

"Whistle while you work,

Hitler is a jerk;

Mussolini bit his weenie,

Now it doesn't squirt."

[SQTvsTECHN0]

My grandma learned me that one. :)

[icyfellblade]

Sung with all the enthusiasm, grace and tone of a dead seal. I've seen Japanese school girls give better renditions. Ironically they hung around school playgrounds too.

[pluto8866]

learned it in 8th grade

[iornmaden]

hitler has only got one ball the outher is on the kitchen wall his mouther the durty bugger chopped it off when he were small.the outhes is in a apple tree that droped into the deep blue sea the fishes had on there dishes scollops and bollocks for tea.

[JamesBoi2]

hitler has only got one ball,

the other is in the albert hall,

his mother,

the dirty fucker,

choped it off when he was small

[borisbaran]

This bad singing from a fumb fatass just SUCKS.

[jamesk70]

My father used to sing that a lot when when I was young, and I could only remember the first verse off by heart, but there was a bit after Goebbels that went "Don't throw the piss-pot at him, wait till he goes to bed and call it bollocks (bullshit), thats all the band could play, bollocks, they played it night and day" but could not remember the rest of that verse.

[leicafool]

There is a great version that picks on all the nazi heirarchy and the italians done by the folk singer oscar brand titled as "enemy generals on parade" I should try and transcribe it but ...its well worth a listen

[nflnfc123]

hitler has only got one ball the other is inthe albert hall his mother the dirty f**ker cut it off with a rusty hedge cutter

[BILLABONGYPSEY66]

This is mine and emilee's version:

Hitler doesn't have any balls, they were cut off when he was very small, Hitler the dirty fucker, he can only fuck chicks with dicks.

[mafiamanTHEBEST]

that is the best version yet

[chazman20495]

Hitler has only got one ball,

the other is in the albert hall,

his mother, thedirty bugger,

cut it off when he was small

thats my version but its the same tune

[Charliecomet82]

Never heard this one until I was an adult, but I do remember this from kidhood: "Whistle while you work, Hitler likes to jerk, Mussolini bit his weenie, Now it doesn't work!"

[Msbutterflylauren]

Lol, the one I knew when I was a kid was similar, i think i like yours better!

To the tune of "Whistle while you Work"

Whistle while you work

Hitler is a jerk

Bit his weenie, now it's teeny

and it doesn't squirt!

[krafteass]

yea im a kid from australia and i have heard of that but i can only remember the begining and it starts of like this " hitler the dirty shitler only has one ball " unfortunantly thats all i can remember coz i wasn't listening at the time

[EDje664]

Shouln't it be "sim'lar" to fit better to the music?

[njsargent]

I learnt in the cub scouts when I was 11 years old. Very good when England playing Germany along with the classics 'There were 10 german bombers in the air" and 'Two world wars and one world cup". Good to sing at christmas when all the old peopelstart singing old war classics like "We'll meet again". There are quite a few verses, mate.

[ashccfc1]

lol i no it as hittler has only got 1 ball the other is in the albert hall his mouth the dirty fuker cut it off whne he was small she threw it acrosss the 7 seas the fishes cum up with dishses of bollocks with scollocps

[ChazyK]

It should be like this:

Hitler had only got one ball

Goering has two but very small

Himler had something simmilar

And poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.

[hawkssens]

Yes, it should be like that, though "similar" should be "sim'lar", just to fit the song's rhyme better...