Marine Corps Ad parody

[jacob61882]

Fuckin pogs u dumb ass nigger can suck my cock

[jacob61882]

Man u guys suck ur just mad u dont have the honor and dignity to be a marine

[GonzalesOC]

POG ALL THE WAY

[THEcorpsCHanNEL1775]

Fucking POG's have nothing better to do

[rangeranger]

P. O. G. As fuck

[purplebui]

Hahahahah I wanted to join the worlds most elite warriors but there not what I thought they were. But they get job out in combat and the office lol

[jdcm147060]

Who da fuck did diz? Da chairforce?

[Jumpoff500]

As a 0861 in the corps, I approve this message lmao Im dying over here

[ChowHallCommando]

I served from 1978 to 1986 and back then,Thursday nights was always "Field Day" regardless of where I was stationed at.

[NooBBucket64]

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[and8gam]

This is my mop. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my mop is useless. Without my mop, I am useless. I must use my mop true. I must mop straighter than my enemy who is trying to out mop me. I must mop him before he mop me. I WILL...

[ChowHallCommando]

@and8gam It's not a mop. It's a Swab.

[Marine5484]

Lol stupid air wing POGs if you don't like you job reenlist and go to the combat side of the MC if not then shut the hell up

[wyo7011]

@Marine5484 And without POGs swingin with the wing you have no air support and casevac. You're welcome.

[westank]

lol damn pogs

[pattheesmkid]

ahaha love it

[repointheinv]

eat the apple

[wader917]

...twp397 were not "soldiers" just so you know

[twp397]

kpunk is a twat 4 makin fun of r soldiers

[kingmigget]

@twp397 and you're an idiot for calling marines soldiers.

[JarheadAirsoft]

lol

[greenbay357]

two thumbs up

[alicita1024]

hahahha... funny

[twitchMAC17]

how did we all get suckered in so easily??

[ELMARIO]

@twitchMAC17 cuz ur all stupid

[ninjapirate0507]

It's no different here in the navy. You sign up thinking you'll do exciting things, and end up with a swap in your hand.

[cowboyup343]

@ninjapirate0507 and in the navy dont you suck each others dick too

[goro671chamorro]

hahaha... HELL YEAH!!

[uhohstellajean]

Haha so funny. It's true too, with any branch, until your like a LCPL OR SGT you get to tell the PFC's what to do:P

[rudkappa]

swing with the Wing Baby.

[mojadoxxx]

P...O... G

[rudkappa]

P.O.M. (Person Other than Maintainer)

[fattommy16]

I'll remember that shit next time your dumb ass gets shot and need's a casevac, dickhead.

[redneckmarine87]

every marine a janitor

[madmarine2010]

@redneckmarine87 going around cleaning up other peoples messes

[Saheed87]

That's exactly how the Marine Corps is! At least for Wing. Brights side I can easily finish college and go Officer in a different branch!

[SubtletyTree]

God damn it, this is spot on.

[tblaze1986]

I'd rather do this every day than have to work that stupid fucking air show, fuck my life

[moorerichardkyle]

so damn sad but so damn true

[Nhia89]

YEA FUCK YEA dats how its really is

[james4182]

I can't stand it when people put possession on the MC. You are a winner.

[james4182]

I didn't think people still cared about the MC. If you like being lead around by a bunch of tards. It's def. for you.

[eatadick1111]

so fucking happy i never re enlisted

i hope obama does away with the corps

[SgtBanks1]

I bet you hope Obama destroys the country too, don't you pussy? I'm glad you're out of my Corps, we don't need pussies, we need MARINES.

[eatadick1111]

haha yep and you can have your corps. all that shit they tell you in boot camp isnt true about brotherhood. marines dont give a fuck about each other. its a job. have fun with IED's

[SgtBanks1]

Yeah, and you have fun with your right hand, because thats all the action you're ever going to get.

[ShyRobot]

Do like your username, EAT A DICK.

Semper Fi.

[2trips]

semper fi

[henrjohw]

I joined to get the kick ass sword.

Then I realized I had to be an NCO and had to buy it.

[gagsterde]

LOL dude thats stupid

[ShyRobot]

Thats the funniest USMC jokes I've ever heard!

[KillaSlothzz]

@henrjohw my grandpas naval officer sword is in my basement, its pretty badass

[spineshank49]

LOL Thats the part they missed in the commercials.

[SgtBanks1]

POGs piss meh off.

[swordsmen2005]

fuck yourself sgt fag! i'm a sgt too, but i don't have a vagina

sgtbanks1 needs to go do what he is best at (sucking officers dick)

[SgtBanks1]

You're no Sgt, whats your MOS/Rate?

[Gethelith140]

rofl

[iEzerah]

lol...

[vietmostwanted]

lmao u guyz r funny!

[Talladeaga]

oh this got my lolcano going xD

[Clone1260whoOWNS]

haahahahahah

[purpleeggsearea51]

the few the proud and the POG

[wigglesdabum]

fuckin pogs

[swordsmen2005]

screw you, you stupid tiny dicked fucker!!!! pogs rule the world

[shiroisan87]

lol i love it. but i'm sure some panzy somewhere is gonna get rubbed the wrong way by it.

[steagle33]

Flightline rules

[bigjoe0844]

swing with the wing baby. thats funny.

but keep doing your job sorry u dont get to have fun, but for those of us on the ground we love to see cobras flying around,

just gets ya all warm and fuzzy.

[kiwilimew]

Hahaha!

The sleeping part had me laugh.

[zachattackoorah]

oh yeah, soooo true. till ya get deployed. then the real fun starts. YAT YAS!!!

[scooniepenn]

I take it you're in tracs? Well thats an awesome MOS, but the Marines in this video are airwingers, and unless you're a Marine Officer flying those helos or fastmovers....the fun never starts.

[zachattackoorah]

You guessed it. I'm surprised i usually get YATanks, they stole it from us. Actually Trac Mech, but i've done my fare share of driving and groundpounding. I love helos! I've only had one ride ever on one and it saved my life. literally. still on the ground the adrenaline really gets pumpin. peace. Z

[USMarineCorpsRTSIII]

Thats what you get for being a POG

[Rebel2point0]

Damn Wingers....... Funny regardless.

[Zwartekaka]

Very funny :D.

[usmcspeedy]

Classic!

[smithero39]

fuckin ordies. R.I.P. 775. you sure were good to us. Semper Fi

[naytag629]

haha that is totally the marine corps, suckers

[SiMPLYSAWAH]

ah..

so THAT'S what my ex went through..

wow.. he would've been REALLY useful around the house...

[DirectorDCHenry]

hahahaaha

[SiMPLYSAWAH]

just kidding.

i still love him<3

and scratch that...

he's still my boyfriend.

(:

[0311forever]

I heard a pog do remedial action on a stapler.

[redneckmarine87]

"Every Marine a janitor"

[razor0311]

POG's....

[Zwartekaka]

Privates Other then Grunts :D

[nuyawkr1]

No, No, No this must be THE ARMY!!!!

[Saheed87]

No, the army actually have janitors.

[ian332233]

why whouldnt it be ordi  HOMOS iyaoyas you are shit

[saviorsorrow216]

lol, nice

Semper Fi carry on

[CoalTrain8321]

feild day

[WhiskeyTango0311]

"I signed up to kill, but they taught me to clean... I was issued a swab instead of a M16...." Haha..Pogues, should have went the 03 route...

[Simmm45]

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! After serving in the Marines, that is an accurate reflection of what you really do in the Green Machine- mop and clean! Recruiting ads are such BS!

[DEFCONh3r0]

OORAH KILLERS!!! No I wont DD anyone ;)

[HumanCruton]

woa thats fucked up

[Yoshiling]

Haha the end made me laugh with all the epic music and the dude spinning in the chair. :)

[SteelRain1987]

One thing is true about the military, whatever branch you are in you sure get some great janitorial training, hell, you'll spend more time doing that crap than your actual job, no joke.

[coble0369]

You think the Infantry doesn't sweep or swab decks,paint,cut grass,police call, or field day...Think again. Ever hear of a PFC? Perfect For Cleaning.

[losaltos6]

Any infantry marines? Im not a Marine yet but i do know that the USMC revolves around the infantry so if want the blood and guts of the commercial then join the infantry, I DID.

[johnnykong]

These are Marine POGs. I still give them respect, because they help us grunts. And no, fuck you we ain't no damn US Army, we're Marines.

[xSOPMODx]

lololololol

[codykobra]

HAHA god these idiots who make this crap

considering im pretty sure they were army since they were wearing ACU not Marpat but hey i could be wrong im just some dumb pro war kid who would love to see every "Code Pink" aka commies of america go make their own country and see how long it lasts

[angelmarine1292]

Personally I'd rather see them executed for being trators, however your idea is good too. ^.^

[yiffyfoxies]

i guess the army wears marine corps martial art belts now

hahah no those are marines all right

nasty air-wing. NASTY.

[WARFIGHTER681]

They were wearing Desert MARPAT. What kind of soldier puts USMC as a tatoo on his arm?

[IDUU72]

That was marpat, but like johnny kong said above, their POGS, which are still better than any army bitch

[SpartanG062]

Good ole POGs.

[olivemike81]

Sign up for the infantry as your mos and you probably won't have to much cleaning. Funny ad though. I'm sure a lot of Marines will find it great.

[MarineSupporter]

Haha nice

[spngr4lfe]

LOL, kinda like that commercial with the Marine climbing that cliff. I don't remember that in boot camp. Ooh Rah. Semper Fi, and all that good trash. I love it anyways.

[JC85cap]

how about fighting a dragon? Do you remember that?

[pengupunk]

...wtf

[hang10bruddah]

Where is the high tech-floor buffer? I know they all get issued to the Wing. That concrete should shine like a diamond in a coal miners sphincter!!

Semper Fi bruddahs

[HVACSoldier]

Speaking of making concrete shine. I am in the Army, and when I was stationed in Germany, we used to buff and wax the concrete floors of a German Kaserne (Merrill Barracks). I still like the SNL Navy ad from the late 70s/early 80s. This Marine ad is good also.

[johnmacn85]

Fuck the Army...

[ToniGarci]

you forgot the ass chewings and the long lines at the chow hall, maybe next one.

[chess5891]

Finally, an ad that really shows what we do when we're in the states, hell, i was doing some of that in Iraq. Gotta love those working party...the unsung heroes of Marines

[johnmacn85]

Spoken like a true P.O.G.

[FlamingHomosexualCat]

Dude!!! hahaha!!!

[killerlarryusmc]

IYAOYAS! tell you what, though. i love it every time apr 25 rolls around just as much as nov 10...OORAH!

[yellowwing]

Its a Working "Party'! Party on Garth!

[Kingofdetroit2004]

LMFAO, that's funny and true.

[Hussein19891]

Not true but HILARIOUS!!

[soundwavefreak6659]

true dude true

[devildog1405]

roflmao

[scooniepenn]

If you don't approve of our govt. and military then get the fuck out of this country. you complain everyday about our "oppresive" and "mind controlling" govt. but wake up everyday in the U.S. and enjoy your freedoms and priviledges. Stop being a fuckin hypocrite. Take your white liberal ass to Iran and see how you fit in there. The Muj wouldn't hesitate to blow your head open. There is no distiction between liberal and conservative in the Middle east, its just us and them.

[67152]

A-FUCKING-MEN brother! its about time all of those priveliged liberal chicken shits stand up and accually do something, other than bitch, if you dont like it, do something to fucking try to change it, dont just hop on the internet and fucking cry about it.

[scooniepenn]

Were on the same page bro.

[aslad]

Thats exactly why anyone that is Liberal loves the US as much as anyone that is Conservative... is that so hard to believe? Liberals just have different views on the choices the country is making. It gives balance to otherwise one sided issues. Different opinions keep the country in balance

[scooniepenn]

thats a valid point as well

[xypher013x]

Except that Liberals believe in Government control and Government solutions. Exactly opposite of the ideals that founded our country, of liberty (individual control over our own lives and limited Government interferance).

"Give me liberty or give me death" ???

Not to mention the ever typical "blame America first" attitude held by most of 'em.

Not that this "new Conservatism" that's emerging is any better, that is.

[aznboi789]

LOL

[skaterjon89]

I always wonder why people do not leave this country if they say we are a satanic evil empire, isn't that hypocrisy in itself?

[xndon]

lmfao

[sgtpetey2000]

Hell YEA!!! I miss it!!!

[fehler65]

That is Fuckin Funny

[UH1Huey3113]

Sign up for aviation supply, and the most action you can get will be from watching grass grow. The world turns VERY slowly in the warehouse

[UH1Huey3113]

You have no idea how true that is.

[heven729]

hahaha....That was me taped to the chair!

[Christianmarquez]

lol I'd sign up!