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  • Can't understand a word he is saying...lol...

  • I'm from Devon and got quite a few words! but if you have as many problems with Sky TV as I do, you soon get used to the Scottish accent lol. Good video :)

  • This guy is from south west scotland a place called stranraer .

  • This video has always intrigued me lol I can understand some, the audio maybe poor, but trust me, hawf you folk whereever you are, don't have a clue about Aberdonian, believe me, when I say every part a Scotland speaks different, this is proof. I'd love to be able to learn it, to be able to tell you, but all I can say is, wakkin aboot is 100% north eastern Doric Scots accent, because they don't walk, they wak lol :D

    Love it! :)

  • Hmmmm. either you speak Scottish or use an external microphone, but both at the same time is pretty tough for us.......

  • this doesnt even sound like english to me..

  • I like your video. I'm starting to side with the "language side" now, with Scots. I don't really think it's a dialect... I mean, Afrikaans and Dutch are considered distinct languages by practically everyone, yet they're mutually intelligible. Yet I, a native English speaker, can't understand this at all........ I'd place my bet on calling it a full, real, "language"- not just a dialect or "accent"- much less "terrible English"... -__- It's all just terminology anyhow, not too important...

  • I'm from Fife, and I can barely understand this... hahahaha. Oh dear.

  • I'm american, I know right off the bat my comprehension of Scottish accents is immediately handicapped, but I picked up literally one word haha. Wow. I'm taken back by how diverse accents in the U.K. actually are.

    VERY Informative Video

    Cheers

  • @dannyswag2925

    Yeah, each part of England has it's own variation.

    If you drove from the south-western tip of England and drove to Aberdeen, you would hear so many different accents....

  • aye same

  • am scottish n a canny even understand him

  • Great video. Wish it had subtitles: I'd use it in class to show how different English varieties can be from one another. (As it is, I can't understand enough of it...!)

  • @profjasonmerchant use it anyway. I originally had put subtitles on it but kinda defeats the purpose. A lot of people think its a put on accent. Trust me, its no and theres worse than mine here. lol

  • @profjasonmerchant It's actually considered a full "language" by many, now, as opposed to a "variety," i.e., "dialect."

  • shite quality on the sound of the video, not a total bollix of a video though. I liked it, o'course

  • I'm British, but my English is not so terrible

    this is a joke, to me he's drunk

  • @idolivercampos Anybody wi `camp` in ther name needs a kick in the toosh.

  • Ah'm jealous o' that accent. Ah've got the shitey East Central accent (fae Falkirk, by the way). Got tae say though, managed a wee bit yer story, but no' an awfy lot.

  • I was wondering if anyone knows what food was eaten in Scotland in the 1600s, and where i can find this information. PLEESE! I really need to know! I am doing a project for school and need to make a meal.

  • it's a challenge to understand when it accelerates and brakes suddenly

  • The guys a fuckin dober! He's probably Canadian.

  • I'm Glaswegian (From Glasgow, born and raised) and I cant fuckin understand that. The guy is either drunk, exaggerating and/or both. Utter SHITE video.

  • @boabyjenkins Typical bigshot moothpiece comment.

    Basically what you`re saying is, "because I`m from the big city (by ra way ya dobber etc etc) and don`t get it and if you don`t sound like a ned and swagger about threatening to kill folk then you`re not Scottish"

     Thanks for your Utter bollocks comment.

  • @boabyjenkins Am Gasgwegian mate ( born and raised ) but i can understand him.. Aye hes speakin kinda like Ken n stuff lol but i understand it fine.. the quality is a little crap though.. hard to hear him.

  • @boabyjenkins Have you ever heard other dialects such as ayrshire accents i.e folks from auchenlect. Now it sounds like a total other language. Did he say in his video he was fae glasgow? I didnt hear him say anything like that?

  • bad audio quality and a cluncky rythmed accent XD

  • @yuriha1977 Quality is shit. i`ll give you that.

  • @calderposse nae exaggeration son. shitty recording though.

  • @BrolyFan23 nae bother boy. Some o your words are the same as some o mine. I left a comment on your video but its no showed up.

  • I'm trying to learn scots, but i'm from southern england so i'm failing quite a lot lol.

    Any tips or advice? Or ain't you too keen on us Englishmen :/...

  • @BOT101st try to move yer moof as a little as u kin wi yer vowels. listen ti us talk n yel soon pic up the accent n wurs eh :P

  • @KillMrFist I`ve been to Arbroath. The accent isn`t as thick as that i dnt think

  • I'm swedish and I think it sounds like Danish!

  • @GamlaJosef You are almost right there. Scots as a language has many words similar to old Norse. Historians would have us believe its from old English but a closer observation of words, phrases and place names give a clear indication toward Old Norse. Saying that, Scots has words used from Gaelic. Welsh as well as English. In the middle ages English chroniclers documented that Scots was a different language to that of English.

  • @tatiebogle Top write up there mate.

  • @GamlaJosef I remember a tv advert about Icelandic beer drinking women or something like that. The women in the ad were speaking merrily in Icelandic, I could have swore it sounded like Scots. I had to listen again when it was repeated later and I could not believe how close it was to Scots. These women could easily been mistaken to have came from somewhere in Scotland.

  • I'm Scottish and I couldn't understand much of that.

  • Dutch sounding. Can't understand anything. :)

  • Is this...English??? O_O

  • @winnryautomail nae that is mostly scots wi some english inflluence

  • I couldn't understand a word he said.

  • I can't understand a word you're saying LOL!! If you were talking to me in person, I'd just be nodding and smiling!

  • I can't understand any of it... this is coming from a Geordie ;)

  • I'm from Glasgow in Scotland and I don't have a clue what he's saying at any part.

  • I'm Scottish and all I could make out was a blethering man, didnae have a clue wit you were blethering about though lmao! I'm sure its a good story lmao!

  • I can understand the occassional word, but for most of it, it is just incomprehensible.

  • LMAO your fae the East int ye ??

    A kin tell with the "Ken"

    No bad mate ;)

  • @SaorAlba100 Naw mate, Stranraer, south west

  • @leonardbullhock stranraer? fuckin hell even your laugh sounds aberdonian

  • i can't understand shit and im from united states....

  • no idea wot yer sayin mate ??? am in paisley

  • I understood something about your "fucking chair". lol. I'm so sorry I can't understand you. My family is from Ireland and Scotland so I guess I just love listening to people from there speak. I have a video on my channel with my southern accent. Can you understand me?

  • 1:23 "He caught me fucking Freddy Krueger."

  • i ken fit ur sayin but talk a bit louder and sit closer to the camara

    im fa aberdeen BTW

  • I understand the bit where he coughs - it means he smokes too much.

    

  • @bellsmyre49 na, had the cal son, jist gettin aver it

  • Subtitles please!

  • im scottish but this is just a ridiculous,cant understand a fucking word

  • he has to be from aberdeen, I cant understand a word hes saying and i am a glaswegian, I have no clue what hes saying , hes taking the piss I think

  • @MsLiz50 Aberdeen? Aboot 500 mile away

  • @MsLiz50 What does "taking the piss" mean? (Sorry)

  • @UNCRatDog He means making fun of it (Scottish accent). Common slang in Britain.

  • @UNCRatDog joking around, messin', just kiddin', you know?

  • he has to be from aberdeen, I cant understand a word hes saying and i am a glasweigan, I have no clue what hes saying , hes taking the piss I think

  • I could have got all of this, its just the sound quality that makes it hard to follow. Shame, cause i love the different characters around our fair country.

  • try my other videos

  • I am Scottish, and I doubt if this character can understand himself! Still, he seems to be enjoying himself.

  • It sounds more chookter (yes I know, teuchter)

  • It's not because of the accent it's cause of the audio quality.

  • lol My husband and inlaws are from Paisley, and I'm proud I've finally figured out most of what they are saying after 7 years :P But this is completely beyond my abilities lol

  • am scottish n a couldnt understand a word he sayd

  • aye, fair comment. I`m from Wigtownshire.

  • Understood it all man. Where you from? I'm from Arbroath

  • Stranraer

  • srry pal cannae unnerston ye put the tv up full lol n am scottish fae paisley

  • cant hear it properly enough, could probably understand in real life..im australian

  • I'm Scottish and I can't understand a word he says! :|

    Love his laugh though! XD

  • thts why a couldnt understand some of it, cause yer up north,

    outside glasgow is where its at ma man

  • up north? na na son. doon sooth

  • can you please put a subtitle on it? :)

  • Yer man's on MDMA!

  • He's fucking mad wae it.....also lives up north of Scotland.

  • lmao

  • 8oO

  • woah I thought I was pretty good with accents.. but I can't understand a word

  • Wow, no, I have no idea what you're saying or what language that even is.

  • I would like to learn this language. You should do some lessons on youtube if you can.

  • wooooow i cant understand u lol

  • you`re fae richt doon the sooth west eh? yer an ugly hoor tae.

  • wow that is a really thick accent

  • It's no really it's how he says his words. Like 'ken' instead of 'know'. More of an east coast thing that is.

  • Not west coast then?

  • Maybe in some parts no many people say it in Glasgow though.

  • lmao YouKaySoap, you really dont know what your talking about :P

  • I think it's because it's scots the dialect and not scots the accent. maybe

  • It's not an accent but a different language.

  • Do you mean that literally? I can tell you, he's speaking English. It's just good ole Scots English! :)

  • not a word

  • why can i understand portugese because of second language spanish but i can't effing understand this?!

    english has no cousins, even scots i can't understand :(

  • IM FAE SOUTH AYRSHIRE

    I IWN !!

  • and?

  • am frae norn iron n i coold make ye oot

  • fit like min - i got maest o it withoot the subs.

  • Disny really maiter whaur yer fi, ye dinny half talk some shite.

  • thanks for pointing out the obvious. It does say in the video description.

  • holy shit

  • naewhaur near falkirk. The answer is in the comments.

  • fit part of scotland u fae??

  • Wigtownshire

  • without the text I have not the slightest clue what's being said

  • Gyte wee mannie so ya are

  • wit ye dain ya mad fanny

  • A must be the only person on here that can understand a this without lookin at the translation, yer obviously fae Stranraer. Am fae newton so a knew straight away.

  • Naw.. its easy

    Am fae outer Glasgow n a kin understand it nae bother. Just a bit a the Ken n that.. Must be fae Falkirk or up Fife ??

  • This vid is the best!

  • Aye.Sexiest cough oan the planet.Hes a teuchter.Whits he oan aboot?

  • boy he's squirmy

  • theres so many difeerent accents in this country with only 5 mill peeps that we're the most diverse in the world

  • check out the Netherlands, it's even worse, there's a different pronounciation every 3 miles.

  • check out Italy, it's even even worse, we can't understand each others within few km.

  • omg I loooooove ur accent soooooo much!!! Its so romantic!

  • you what!? in scotland that's far from a romantic accent.

  • best accent in world the scottish accent

    birds abroad love it!

  • best accent in world the scottish

    birds abroad love it!

  • and this is one of the many reasons why I married a Scotsman. The accent is so sexy ^.^

  • You lucky LUCKY woman

  • what does he say

  • you sooond like the rest o us fucking scotish bammers, cooooooooooool as fuck

  • WHAT

  • ye want ti awa an learn hoo ti taak richt.

  • ya mad cunt.. yur like ma da steamin

  • ur yin daft hoor!!!!!!!!

  • a ken. Am far fi richt.

  • orite! Dunno why a couldnt understand even tho a am Scottish l

  • did u say I cannae CLEAN this funckin chair? lol

  • naw, a canny get comfy on it

  • loL! some is too quite tae understand

  • haha obviously fae stranraer

    a stiy in newton stewart so a kent straight away

  • aye spot on

  • "like the curtains? put them up maself!" YAS!!!!!!

  • glasgow

  • Good to hear real Scots being spoken. From Dumfries and Galloway for sure, near Wigtown Creetown I would guess.

  • Cheers. Rubbish recording to be honest and I was just talking off the op of my head, I`m from Stranraer.

  • woah.. that sounds like danish. :O

  • alrightie big bird. ya gow ye!! The big fella was such a legend at his place of work that you ended up speaking like him. Right up yer coonsel gritter an aww that.

  • I understood the start bit the most but if your recording quality was better I'd understand it all.

    "Do you think I'm in the picture, I don't know I don't know what it looks like probs just half my head, probs just get the top of my head in it. Anyway..."

    I understand more but can't be bothered typing it.

    I'm from Dundee by the way.

    Morgan xx

  • aye, yer richt, the recording is crap. :)

  • Can British people understand pure Ebonis(African American Vernacular English)?

  • Legenddd Mannn :D

  • it's kewl

  • I want to talk like this!Im from London but i might be going to work in Scotland for a few months,so i want to come back home with that accent,but i cant even master a basic Scottish accent so that plans out the window! :(

  • Well...as an English speaking American...I can't understand a single thing that you are saying. I have a very stupid question to ask of you. Is it easy for you to understand an American, Australian or New Zealander when they speak English?

  • No problems.

  • never ever had a problem with understanding anyone. like the title suggests this is very strong and probably put on(maybe). i live in Scotland and usually well especially where we are we are a lot more pronounced so would be easier to understand than this.

  • Its not put on, its more like a shit recording and a few choice words thrown in that throws most people. My other video on sawney beans cave is more of an accurate idea of my accent.

  • richt up yer bare erse

  • al kill ye. daid as a maak

  • thats how scottish cunts speak on eckys man lmfao but that guy looks like hes been on a cocktail eh eckys speed and charlie fuckin mental

  • Aha Well Done Pal You Fae Near Dumfries ? x

  • Wow! Are you really speaking English-Scotish? It sounds to my U.S. ear that you are speaking a combo of German, Sweedish, and Latin; I LOVE IT!

    Peace to everyone

  • PMSL @

    Williamwallace0 - am scottish and a need subtitles fur this hing

    lol

  • Cookie dough! haha. honastly it sounds like ur talking on the phone and the signal goes out every second. haha

  • Lol I can't understand it. xD

    America ftl. =/

  • lol am proud tae be scottish:D a wonder how e got the word aii?? and ken? lol a tok to ppl who arent fae scotland n whn a say somthin like aii ye ken doon the toon.. and there like whos ken? thn ur lookin at thm goin ye ken wit a mean....

  • rum chooch clay pipe

  • wow haha if the sound was better I think I would understand more but it still would be difficult

  • Det der hørtes jo danskt ut.

  • Takk for din kommentar. Danmark? lol :)

  • norway ;)

  • am scottish and a need subtitles fur this hing

  • are you fae out dumfries and galloway way ?

  • aye. spot on