Tucker's Song

[0mycoolbeans0]

Haha I dent understand what he was saying at first but then I realized it wasn't all gibberish. Greatness

[fritzfurg]

the humping the table at the writers meeting scene is the funniest ever...

[Lizhellsing]

Ooookkkkk......

[IANNEANNE]

Aw man, this song can easily get stuck in your head...

[Fishvortex]

Thumbs up for this being the guy in the hot dog stand for Threw It On The Ground

[Abbadoo44]

WTF did I jst watch???

[asillah89]

So hes talking about homosexual sex right? Like thats what makes it funny besides his bulging eyes?

[therealdeathmachine]

I text this shit to the goverment

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

My mom and brother......You should've seen their faces when I showed them this ^.^

[MGPauerfunkexD]

HE IS CRAZY... XD

[Mzhyperchick]

sad times when the top two comments are the same -_-

[Russalio]

I FUCKEDAH A LITTLE GIRL, SHE WAS UNDERAGE AND I WENT TO JAIL-AH!

I FUCKEDAH A NEWBORN BABY, THEN I DID THE WORLD A FAVOR AND BLEW MY BRAINS OUT-AH

[superfoxfan]

@Russalio what the hell, man...

[Russalio]

most retarded piece of shit video ever

[hurleyman01]

Like this for thelonelyisland to put this on iTunes. I'd buy it.

[DJCskin]

I suffer from stinky dick, when I take a piss it smells like shit!

[tuckertheemokid]

this song is deticated to me

[FFB1193]

I FUCKED-AH THE REPLAY BUTTON!

[layzie187x]

isn't that the hot dog guy from threw it on the ground

[BooMudd]

@layzie187x YESSSSS happy birthday to the ground !!!!!!

[crack61917]

i want this shit in a 10 hour- loop.

[healingv1sion]

JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THIS GOT STUCK IN MY HEAD THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY...BEST SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[paperbeatsrockyo]

I wish I fuckah'd Andy, Jorm, and Kiv.

[whatapcrk]

god i love this video.

[llXchonll]

why can't this guy make more videos?

[tabben82]

Love this so much :D

[LeonKaptein95]

Inspiration for I'm a boss?

[maxwellbrewer1999]

Itz iN mAH BONeZ

[EpicRainbowLollipop]

OMG probably one of my most favorite TLI video. Sooooo catchy :)

[dezzie1614]

Love it! :) can't stop singing it,  :P

[frankzeppelin]

I'm glad this is still up. This remains one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[fendordsi]

Someone tell me exactly what did i just watch???

[JediEmil]

Isn't this the guy with the hotdog stand in "Threw it on the ground"?

[apoptygmatracy]

@JediEmil Yes.

[DefunctLies]

@JediEmil Don't you mean "Isn't that hotdog guy from 'threw it on the ground' Tucker from Tucker's Song?"

[kourtneyhedges]

I'm laughing so hard right now(:

[battlehero13]

the fuck?



[skateskate624]

YAY JORMA WAS WEARING A NY RANGERS HAT:)

[goodlucktuck]

FUCK YA I HAVE A SONG

[HardcoreFood1]

Wtf

[thar3ap3r]

Holy sh-t thts phunny

[xbl155ful]

why are the highest rated comments the incorrect lyrics =/....the fuck?

[daveyohm122]

FECK OFF U WEE COCKED HOOR

[XimbetterthanuXx]

i fucka akiva schafer i bent his head over and...

oh screw this song

[longrebecca82]

haahha wtf this is hilarious

[frenchythenazi]

wtf its not split his head open or bent his head over

its more like:

i fuckah, Akiva Schaffer, i bent the kid over and i went to workah!

i fuckah, a boy named Jorma, i tax that shit just like the governmentah!

i fuckah, Andy Samberg, i spread that shit open and i knocked it outah!

[northlaurelthunder]

WENT TA WORKA!! LMAO

[leolistisch]

i wish i could sing this song and actually mean it.. :) good song brian, good song.

[zXJulianXz]

HAHAHAHA what did i just watch!?!?!?

[theoman69]

bahahahaahahaha...YARRRRRRRRRR­!!!! lol...this is my new favorite youtube video..lol

[nike29160]

wtf?!?!? at 0:03

[nike29160]

i love you tucker :) lol

[dheiser9]

at the top comments, it tax, not fax >_>

[Pascal1990Pascal1990]

Arrrrgh! can't get this fucking song out of my head!

It's like addiction

[MegaMonkeybiz]

I love how they're all pissing at 0:21-0:24 lol. Catchy song though!! (:

[HammerFall95]

This song is one catchy mother f*****

[ClaresSecond]

this was stuck in my head while i was taking my math finals.

and yes, i totally aced it.

[darkxraevyn]

he said i spread that shit open..... you guys are dumb....

[bandoftruckers]

I think he said spread the can open

[luiswoodstock]

yo

[Th3Burn1nator]

What in hell did I just watch...?

[bandoftruckers]

I can't help but to laugh at this.....I have watched it 3 times now.

[PS3Stylotisch]

I TAX that shit like the government you retarded bunch of a holes. Why is faxing typical for the government? It isn't, taxing is.

[johnsoncuiChina]

WTF is that.....XD

[LaurensBruijn]

I want to be that guy, he is brilliant

[RproD]

@LaurensBruijn YEAH

[woolffdale]

That's just Epic song, you can't understand deeeep sense just 'cos you're not smart enough!

[beatlesfan397]

WHO THE EFF IS THIS GUY?!?!?

[Tamaslammer]

@beatlesfan397

He's a writer on SNL

[ICommentYourLife]

I fucked-ah, Akiva Shaffer, I bent that thing over and I went to workah!

I fucked-ah, a boy named Jorma, I taxed that shit like the govermentah!

I fucked-ah, Andy Samberg, I spread that shit open and I knocked it outah!

[monkeywoot]

@ICommentYourLife Yay! You got it right! :D

[Clare000000]

This was...

BEAUTIFUL!

[JenSykotic]

How had I not seen this amazing video before today? And why does he remind me of that black woman who can pop her eyes out of the socket? Some questions just may never be answered...

[sprkapple]

Also I love how the The Lonely Island is just like "Whatever."

[sprkapple]

I...I don't even...

WHAT IS THIS?!

(F-ing hilarious though holy shit)

[ICommentYourLife]

I love this, but I don't understand it.

I guess that's just how they intended me to feel.

xD

[TheMRrandomretard]

this is the 50th time if seen this and i still find it funny

[2uMRAsh]

That is SO wrong! :O

[whatname91]

I fuckda Akiva Schaffer, I bent the kid ova and i went to workaah

I fuckda a boy named Jorma, I TAXED that shit like tha governmentaah

I fuckda Andy Samberg, I spread the kid open and I knocked it outaah

[grannemaneten]

@whatname91 second.

[tbressan]

brian tucker has something to say about the dudes.... but we are not completely sure what it is :)

[jamieelynnx]

both the highest rated comments have wrong lyrics..... :l

[twostupidforks]

Keep pressing 6

[1992Cerberus]

my new ringtone...

[bnk1921]

LOOP IT!!!

[bnk1921]

HILARIOUS, I WATCHED IT OVER A HUNDRED TIMES LAST NIGHT!

[patty123467]

WTF??!!!

[PatrickDancerTV]

if u listen to just the audio, he sounds Asian! lolz

[AnnoDomini19XX]

Its "tax that shit..."

[nintendoisawesome100]

So I guess he fucked Kiv more than he did Andy and Jorm?

[Luke2e95]

So funny I think my spleen is ruptured

[MegaVeghead]

I love this. For some reason it reminds me of something. Anybody know if it references anything?

[QueenNyx]

I think I just fell in love and his name is Tucker.

[metalzackery]

Who is this guy hes my hero

[JackPheasant]

Well balls to you good sir

[mcxorro]

How does nobody get that he's saying TAXED that shit like the Government?

[floppydodo]

this is mad as FUCK!!

[jooble]

I love how the highest rated comments aren't even the actual lyrics <3

[gspanda2000]

Pretty sure he says Taxed...

[robloxguggi]

Where is Tucker now?

[yahoozle123]

I CAME

[xEDGEKIDCASEYx]

47 seconds of my life, lost to this.

[Rucker2Music]

@xEDGEKIDCASEYx its nice :)

[StephanieRose27]

I fucka, Akiva Schaffer,I bent the chair over and I went 2 workAH!

I fucka, a boy named Jorma, I text that $h!t like the governmentAH!

I fucka, Andy Samberg, I spread his legs open, and knocked it outAH!

I fucka, Akiva Schaffer,I bent the chair over and I went 2 workAH!

I fucka, a boy named Jorma, I text that $h!t like the governmentAH!

I fucka, Andy Samberg, I spread his legs open, and knocked it outAH!

YEAH!

[AmazingAsianKid]

I don't understand this, and I'm not sure I want to

[samjohnsontv1]

Ok…

[RossiovMicky]

Its tax that shit like the Government not fax

[bubblygirl40]

Do you pronounce Jormas name like "yorma" or something else? I really can't tell. Lol

[TheAanchal]

@bubblygirl40 it's pronounced yorma

[GamerShow1]

292 Got i fucka'd!

[vita123]

Lmfao funny ass shet(:

[rocket1192]

I fucka, Akiva Schaffer, I bent his head over and I went 2 workAH!

I fucka, a boy named Jorma, I fax that sh*t like the governmentAH!

I fucka, Andy Samberg, I slit his head open and I knocked it outAH!

[tganubis]

@rocket1192 It's obviously tax, not fax. You know, like the government does...

[imasuperdork]

gosh cut down on the boiled goose will ya? gosh the fudge nugget is his problem?

[3OH3slover]

Something about that just made me cry laughing... O.o

[TheSkioski]

So this is what happens when stay at home dads take excessive amounts of cocaine.

[Foundation111]

so much sexual aggression!

[Foundation111]

he will fuckin rape you

[garybarlowissexy07]

jhfjycjtxrzsrsxdtcvkhjffffffff­fff

[habbolabbo]

282 people did not go to work, text that shit like the goverment and knocked it out

[jaydavee]

It's so easy to imagine what Brian Tucker's skull looks like when watching this video :D

[kyle1058]

Umm 2,118 people are gonna get fucked by this retard!

[Andrewyanks]

what the hell?????

[wertydx]

I Fucka Akiva Schaffer I bent his head over ave went 2 Work

i Fucka a Boy Named Jorma i fax that shit like the Government

I fucka Andy Samberg I split his head open and i Knocked it out

Wow This song is Dumb

[SandboxDemocracy]

@wertydx i think its text instead of fax

[SandboxDemocracy]

@wertydx @wertydx its

I fucka, Akiva Schaffer, I bent that kid over and I went 2 workAH!

I fucka, a boy named Jorma, I text that shit to like the governmentAH!

I fucka, Andy Samberg, I spread that shit open and i knocked it outAH!

the song isnt dumb... you are -.-

[pinkbunnyfoo]

@SandboxDemocracy Actually it tax that shit like the governmentAH!

[joeeric100]

that was hilarious.

[DluX98]

WTF IS HE SAYING OMG!!!!!!!

[will4eagles10]

279 people got fucked by tucker

[bddblade]

278 people got fucked-ah by a boy name jormah.

[supernova2233]

disturbing and random.......awesomeness:)

[xxbrokenheart17xx]

He looked like a rhino having sexual intercourse.. fo sho

[MrDoomfiskur]

'I taxed That Shit Like The Government!!!!!!!!!"

[mrkyleslayer409]

someone jizzed one to many times this morning

[kudesnik1]

idk, but i loved this lol

[checkers228Nexon]

I think that dude is gay. If you agree rate this up :P

[achabotte]

sooo confused... did pennywise the clown, just fuck the lonely island?

[kels101201]

man am i confused hes just doing random pelvic thrusts while saying..... watever hes saying

[DramaChika101]

what is he even saying

[EricPoohs]

shit

[OceanDork]

Loling xD

[chrisschef]

what a fucking twat. this is obviousley how he was fucked by his uncle as a child

[BloodyFate17]

Same..

[Trenchantgunner]

One of my dog's name is Tucker...I fucking hate that dog

[A7Xprincess1000]

that was certainly interesting....catchy too...

[honarmin]

I think the slow-mo scenes just made me wee a little.

[Billiam971]

0:36 i laughed so hard

[theCHRIZ911]

hahahahahahahaha lol

[megaladygaga25]

i made microsoft anna sing this song

[Palatard]

What the fucking fuck?

[habbolabbo]

Brian tucker is a writer for chappelle show (when it was on) he was in one of the episodes: Who Knows Black People (fake Game show contestant). Now he does comedy sketches for snl, mad tv, and helps out the simpsons. Hes a great actor and funny writer lmao perfect song.

[Emily20001]

what the the hell just happened

[animeexpert112]

........What the fuck??...........

[onca51]

That's jammyriffic

[TheCentz]

lol 0.37

[manwo36]

My brain just melted

[noralovesit]

music at it's finest.

[blacksushi150]

Lmao

[moodswyng]

can someone give me the lyrics to this?

[kidunit]

i was just tuck roll'ed ;)

[mathal13]

tucker is the hot dog guy :O! man tucker can't buy andy hotdog maaaaaaan lol

[byronpokemon]

....ow my intestines

[bananas379]

This song is kablamo.

[noahmiller1987]

WHAT?!!! HAHAHA!