I met Trent right after the release of the Aug '85 film Real Genius starring Val Kilmer. He had not seen the movie yet and I quoted some of it that I thought was funny. (After Val Kilmer’s character Chris makes a pass at Deborah Foreman’s character she replies) Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? He thought the logo NIN would look better than SIS and Nine Inch Nails was born that day. I wrote Closer and Head Like A Hole for Trent.
I am so so happy I stumbled across this I cant tell you how loudly I laughed.. flatmate came rushing in to see what the matter was... saw vid again with me .. we both barked wit laughter.. t is a priceless gem.
I heard from a reliable source ( The Russian Klingon lady ) That Mr Shatner was/is a total slut .. Only person he never tried to get leg over with was Zulu as Zulu didn't want to lower his standards.
I Hate how people always say that kirk and spock are gay and stuff but this is truly funny as hell and goes good with the song. so im giving it my props
Not Safe For Work (NSFW) or People with High Moral Values and Lacking a Sense of Humor. But for the Rest of us Misbegotten Cretins its Seriously Funny. I bet Sulu is still laughing.
The best part is the dénouement from 3:01 to the end where the implication is that Spock brutally raped Kirk and both are now suffering the psychological consequences of that action.
Spock reminds me of Nosferatu in some of these clips, LMAO.
This is some of the best video editing ever. Just awesome.
Atherurus 1 day ago
this makes star trek look gay
TheSongsSmile 5 days ago
@TheSongsSmile but... star trek is gay...
animalolz 5 days ago
@celticnorska622 I thought I was the only person who did that lol
culinarycricket 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
OMG this is so funny
Strawrita 1 week ago
to fucking cool I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sandycea1 2 weeks ago
This makes Star Trek look bad-ass.
DereksPlaylist 2 weeks ago
Well put together... Love Star Trek and The Nails \m/
BIGROCKER620 3 weeks ago
Awesome video
boardfu 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
my video froze at 3:00 ...LOL
elryland 1 month ago
Best editing I've ever seen. A++ would watch again
I know Takei also thinks this video is awesome but I'm curious to see what Nimoy and Shatner think of it HUEHUEHUE
shadowfax273k 1 month ago
who needs porn when you got this?
yourenothopeless 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
This is so much fucking better than the original video. when i wanna play this song on youtube I allways play this version.
CrazyBassGuitarist 1 month ago 4
Better than porn
ChadAlmasy 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 5
I think I love you.
AWESOME, this is so damn awesome.
Chidori93 1 month ago
How has this been here since 2006 and I have never seen it?!? O-M-G!! Thank you "It's ok to be Takei" for directing me here!
cyndy8863 1 month ago 6
I'll be in my bunk...
bellydancerakn 1 month ago 6
@bellydancerakn I call her...Vera...
PhoenixCorona 1 month ago
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I met Trent right after the release of the Aug '85 film Real Genius starring Val Kilmer. He had not seen the movie yet and I quoted some of it that I thought was funny. (After Val Kilmer’s character Chris makes a pass at Deborah Foreman’s character she replies) Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? He thought the logo NIN would look better than SIS and Nine Inch Nails was born that day. I wrote Closer and Head Like A Hole for Trent.
Boddahism 1 month ago
This is one of the hottest things I've ever seen on youtube
angelofthewater13 1 month ago
AHHHHHH! its fucking Bloody brilliant!!!
ozzzzy939 1 month ago 2
1:28 = Perfect touch.
Fucking. Awesome.
iputajihadonyou 1 month ago
I will never look at star trek the same way again 0.o
Awesome.
Killenwolf 1 month ago 3
I masturbate to this shit daily
samsonpker 1 month ago
If anyones looking to get checked out of a Star Trek fan club, show them this video. LMAO!!!!
Opiatist 2 months ago 2
One of the earliest video mashups on youtube, and still one of, if not THE best.
cambelcambel 2 months ago 2
LOL! Oh...oh LOL!
timujin02 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
thats wrong
jbarachi 2 months ago
OMG! Fascinating! ;D
JoeEva 2 months ago
Fantastic!
ChazzKorvex 2 months ago
never gets old XD
goneguru100 2 months ago
Good job on this!!!
jscarpinato76 2 months ago
OMG
TheDemascas 2 months ago
I laugh my ass off Every time I watch this!!! Very well done!!!
DESIREE2U 2 months ago
Probably one of the funniest video mash-ups that I have ever seen here on YouTube.
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
:D
trollcrusher242 2 months ago
lol at 1:28
skeletonskinner28 2 months ago
Hahahaha
CraZee131 2 months ago
You can't run far when Spock has the "Pon Far"! RUN, KIRK! RUN!!!!!!!
AdrianWaitemusic 2 months ago 3
I hadn't a clue, but I like it!
turtlelucy 2 months ago
I have to watch this video at least once a month to stay happy
celticnorska622 2 months ago 43
348 people are Star Trek geeks who refuse to see them gaaaaaaaaaaay.
drewbluedrew 2 months ago
what is this i dont even
Jenstraightedge 2 months ago
Spock lurking on the walls is the best part...
branededd 2 months ago
OMG WAHT JUST HAPPENED!!!
ALacunae 2 months ago
awesome song here wow amazing indeed
hentaisexfreak4life1 2 months ago
no matter how many times i watch this it never gets old.
cupofbeef 3 months ago in playlist cupofbeef's favorites 3
sorry I miss the strippers swinging from the polls. lol
MrJim3246 3 months ago
Ahh..., Rule #34, We meet again, For the first time.
bmaharet 3 months ago in playlist Liked 27
thank you trent, for being so vague. This is an instant classic.
midnightchainsaw 3 months ago
where is ZULU
cultofjimjones 3 months ago
OMG!!!1 Full of Win!!
maestro48239 3 months ago
346 people know what its like to be trapped on a space ship with spock when hes in heat
oxforhiream 3 months ago 5
Well done, folks. Fantastic.
LadyStyrofoam 3 months ago
fucking genius
stayelusive 3 months ago
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god damn, this is fantastic
mmscott9 3 months ago
how in the world did you get this over a million views?? teach me!! please?
JrOeKnEeRe 3 months ago
@JrOeKnEeRe have an awesome video.
midnightchainsaw 3 months ago
I will never watch star trek the same way again
iLUVstupid 3 months ago
So both Spocks are gay.
M4D510UX 3 months ago 3
What inside of the fuck.
0Angel0A 3 months ago
little riske at 1:28 i think...
jtoptimistic 3 months ago
@jtoptimistic hahaha.. it is a lols worthy risk
matalic 3 months ago
Great. Now I'm all horny.
fishhead06 3 months ago 2
the fuck.....lol
Alphawao2 3 months ago
i wanna fuck u like an animal... trek will never be the same
TheReidman22 3 months ago 3
This is an absolute classic.
Trent would laugh his ass off.
Zerograv007 3 months ago 6
lol :D
This is amazing.
LumberjackHippie 3 months ago
I think this would make Trent laugh
demonicazazel 3 months ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
it garbage like this that makes it impossible to respect Trent Reznor as a serious artist
leonakita 4 months ago
Paying homage to the first slash pairing...
bigbonedandfey 4 months ago 3
its like i actualy watched a NIN video somehow
ScytheX1000 4 months ago 4
Vulcan rape lol.
gondule 4 months ago
Fucking brilliaant.
ZZTopRockman 4 months ago
this is so frakin hot. i'm a girl and i have a Bonner.
warriorpoet525 4 months ago in playlist warriorpoet525's Favorited Videos 5
I apologize for the caps, but...
THIS IS THE BEST F-ING VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN ON YOUTUBE!!!!!11111111111111
acidcunt 4 months ago
i have to show this in my star trek and philosophy class...
92Garrus 4 months ago
@92Garrus wait.. there are star trek philosophy classes?
WiriamuFirippu 4 months ago
@WiriamuFirippu indeed there are. it has gotten me into the series
92Garrus 4 months ago
Not available on mobile... Dang.
bonsailee 4 months ago
Awesome job! funny and fucking hot at the same time. Much love
xloserincx 4 months ago
No Volcan way!! It all makes sence now!!!
billybiles 4 months ago
I am so so happy I stumbled across this I cant tell you how loudly I laughed.. flatmate came rushing in to see what the matter was... saw vid again with me .. we both barked wit laughter.. t is a priceless gem.
Animatrixx 4 months ago
I'm pretty certain that shot at 1:28 isn't from Star Trek but this is positively brilliant
LittleFox1976 4 months ago 4
Total genius...
ruggratt65 4 months ago
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Will this be in the deleted scenes for the Star Trek Blu-Ray?
Wookiestick 4 months ago
Will this be in the deleted scenes for the Star Trek Blu-Ray?
Wookiestick 4 months ago
There are no honors for this video . . . Period.
lazyfreedom98 4 months ago
I heard from a reliable source ( The Russian Klingon lady ) That Mr Shatner was/is a total slut .. Only person he never tried to get leg over with was Zulu as Zulu didn't want to lower his standards.
MongooseSA 4 months ago
@MongooseSA It's Sulu, and that would not supprise me at all. xD
heyy13 4 months ago
I'm not even a Trekkie and this excites me!!
SafetyPinKiten 4 months ago 4
Best fan made video on you tube
astreocclu 4 months ago
This should've been on the front page today.
MidiPunk 4 months ago
2:29 OUT THE WAY BITCH
chairman1mao 4 months ago 4
@chairman1mao spock being a tw@
TheLifeseeker7 4 months ago
Spock + Captain Kirk = Mad Gayness
ZebbMassiv 5 months ago 4
1:28 FTW.
This video, ohhhhh... Too damn hot.
ddh71 5 months ago in playlist Anytime Music
omg this made me laugh so hard! =^,,^=
lucyskydimonds 5 months ago 3
FUCKING AWESOME!
andrewjoliver82 5 months ago 3
LOL!!!
chahsti 5 months ago
That was spectacular! and gay. Really gay.
BarelyMyself 5 months ago 32
Brilliant! I remember the erotic fiction for Star Trek. My fave was the one of Lt. Uhura and Nurse Chapel making out and I'm gay lol
aldp 5 months ago
2:58 mmm
DarkEndix 5 months ago
<3 Kirk and Spock slash!
elissadinell 5 months ago
this is one of the funniest ever... nice work!
edgecrush3r 5 months ago
1:27 Gay Sex.
RenyRuIez 5 months ago
Who could possibly dislike this?? You don't belong on the internet...
SanDiablo1967 5 months ago 25
WTF!!!!! was 48:00.
msskool 5 months ago
LMAO!
6satan6jesus6 5 months ago
lol this was both cute and creative.... Well done :)
FunnyFishy22 5 months ago
Tyler?
kateDAbomb 6 months ago
WOW WHO 'DA THUNK?
bakersfieldmusicnow 6 months ago
The last thirty seconds are fucking poetry.
Well played to whoever edited this.
bobbygnosis 6 months ago
I can"t like this enough ha ha ha ah this is just awesome =-)
fredgorey 6 months ago
Duh. How about uploading a mobile friendly version. They still play on desktops to ya know.
fasmith02209 6 months ago
No matter how many times one can watch this video... it seems to NEVER stop being FREAKING FUNNY as HELL xD!
kilssj2250 6 months ago
1:27 WTF!! Was that a reach around I just saw?!
leephillip17 6 months ago
Did you know Kirk and Spock were actually gay lovers?
leephillip17 6 months ago
you my friend are bloody fucking brilliant!
7foldk 6 months ago
which episodes did you use???
btw awesome video XD
LPBonsai 6 months ago
eveytime i see this sht i laugh my ass off cheers to NIN and Star trek original
SSmartin121 6 months ago
I'm a Star Trek junkie and this is genius!
DeeDeesDaughter 6 months ago
This video is sheer genius, that's all there is to it.
fatewhispers11 6 months ago
captain kirk just got raped... by spock.... then they both felt weird about it after
zipfel182 6 months ago 4
I Hate how people always say that kirk and spock are gay and stuff but this is truly funny as hell and goes good with the song. so im giving it my props
kmaninferno1 6 months ago
@kmaninferno1, even Gene Roddenberry hinted at it though... that makes it semi-canon!
geekymarianne 5 months ago
genius
TheDuckmonk 6 months ago
That is fucking BRILLIANT!
mcescher32 6 months ago
Im sorry these don't go together
Makewayrr 6 months ago
I am twelve years old and what is this?
EchoBoomer1987 6 months ago
@EchoBoomer1987 Lmao. Oh, the innocence.
TheKittyNinja118 6 months ago
This whole video is a mess. LOL I had to get the wife to watch it.
TheJayundead 6 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
dontbesurprised 6 months ago
Absolutely. Fucking. Amazing.
Metrolang 6 months ago 3
The funny thing is, Leonard Nimoy would probably get a laugh out of this. I sure did. I think. It made my brain weird.
Syburi 6 months ago 6
I need an adult.
EdwardElricsGirl 7 months ago 23
A missing shuttlecraft AND a sore arse. Poor Kirk couldn't catch a break. LOL
Noirepyros 7 months ago
"It would be illogical for me to blow you a third time Sir since you came in my mouth the first two times "
vasp99 7 months ago
I have the weirdest boner right now.
farnium 7 months ago 88
@farnium ...me too. LOL.
arivera3426 7 months ago
@farnium is it bent?
13garo31 5 months ago
@13garo31
Bit hard to tell. . .ask your mother, she's had a good look.
farnium 5 months ago
@farnium how would it be hard for you to tell? it is YOUR boner isn't it?
13garo31 5 months ago
@farnium
Don't talk about you're mother's cock like that!
farnium 5 months ago
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bmaharet 3 months ago in playlist Liked
This is AWESOME!!! Great job!
DESIREE2U 7 months ago
Star Trek fan here and I do not like what they are implying in this video!
Kirk and Spock (during Pan Far at least), were all about the coochie!
Alien, human, didn't matter. Frack anything that's FEMALE, moves and has a hole!
nunayobiz 7 months ago
@nunayobiz Yeah right! Everyone knows that kirk wanted to lick spocks ear as his cock penatrates good old elf ears! FUCKING TREKKIES!!!
TomatoDrifter 7 months ago
what a hilarious combination
bergsedijk 7 months ago
wholly shit, this is twisted
jadzia2000 7 months ago
Star Trek: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
GREGORYABUTLER 7 months ago 4
I'm 12 and what is this?
Breakingbenjamin42 7 months ago
This is extremely good, best fucking song and video on youtube!
FluidDeconstructor 7 months ago
That. Was. Awesome. I need a smoke.
duncanidaho17 7 months ago 16
Thumbs up if this made you happier than you should have been.
SilvrWingsDragon 7 months ago 111
You sir just made my day.
RoxorsUrSoxors 7 months ago
LMOFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS FUCKING EPIC XD HAHA WELL DONE
dementedhorses 8 months ago
LOL <3
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HoustonParra 8 months ago
wicked editing, dirty and funny all at once. i love it!
bigbeatlejunkie 8 months ago 3
Ok, so the funny thing here... I apparently look like I'm the spawn of Trent Reznor, yet my actual dad looks like William Shatner.
DagGirl 8 months ago 2
i hate how both star trek and nin are on hiatus. and don't tell me jj abram's film is star trek, it mind as well be called "jj abrams"
ODOMAN123 8 months ago
*nosebleed*
hippieweirdo 8 months ago 2
love the ending...
OrganicAudioRecordrs 8 months ago
SO FUCKING SEXY OMG OMG OMG RAPE
TaiTaiLuna 8 months ago
this is great
shannonohara 8 months ago
HOLY CRAP Spock friggin RAPED Captain Kirk!
KrystalKobra 8 months ago
Thanks Fearless Fred! You're the best! xD
candyflosswizz 8 months ago
is this the vid that was posted on fearless freds blog?
TheStephen1995 8 months ago
Spock: I am in control of my emotions...I am...in control of my emotions...*breaks down*
Kinda puts a whole new spin on that scene, doesn't it? :)
SDKfilmproduction 8 months ago
Not Safe For Work (NSFW) or People with High Moral Values and Lacking a Sense of Humor. But for the Rest of us Misbegotten Cretins its Seriously Funny. I bet Sulu is still laughing.
USSPinguin 8 months ago 8
I always suspected that Kirk was a bottom boy.
Epicurus33 8 months ago 3
великолепное видео! пересматриваю в который раз уже ))
lesorubkunst 8 months ago 3
This is like the 5th or 6th time of watching it!
wwebtime 8 months ago
My cheeks hurt from laughing so hard! Thanks for that!
zach15x 8 months ago 3
oh shit D:
wasteofspace1234 8 months ago
PURE GENIUS!!!!
EllenPageObsessed 8 months ago
Twisted! :)
CarrollGazette 8 months ago
The best part is the dénouement from 3:01 to the end where the implication is that Spock brutally raped Kirk and both are now suffering the psychological consequences of that action.
sdpalme 8 months ago 4
I will never again watch old re-runs of Star Trek in the same way again. Well Done!
email4saundra 8 months ago
AHahahahahaha.
shazam15 8 months ago